#that's what the block button is for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[aviiarie]

ngl i kinda wanna write for more fandoms

[insurged]

love your writing, you're extremely talented but you bounce from fandom to fandom a bit too often

that's what the nature of multi muse blogs are unfortunately. i really don't know what else to say. i even added a rule about this to give everyone a heads up since some people aren't aware of the fact. right now my fixation is bg3 because i'm playing it and astarion is here to stay. if that upsets or annoys you, you can unfollow anytime ! maybe multi muse blogs aren't for you because for some people it isn't. just cater your own space to what you like and what you don't like. i'm not forcing you to stay. :)

[deepwoundsandfadedscars]

Whelp, it's finally happened. Had a nightmare that I woke up screaming from 🫠

[agreeeeeeeeeee]

Best Friends Brother ⊹ . + °

| Charlie Weasley x fem!reader

summary: You are Fred & George’s best friend, and meet their mysterious older brother, Charlie, at a product launch at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

cw: MDNI 18+ smut with basically zero plot. charlie has an absolutely filthy mouth. no war (or light war? idk, everyone is alive)

an: this was supposed to be a casual hook up when I initally planned it, but the dick was so good they fell in love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

part two | masterlist

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Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes had a line around the building, hopeful witches and wizards desperate to get a glimpse of the Weasley twin’s newest product. You strolled past them in your mini dress and tights, more than a little chuffed by their jealous glares.

The doors were locked, blocked off with enchanted rope, but when Fred spotted you through the window, he ran to unlock the doors.

“Y/n! I’m so glad you could make it. Georgie, looks who’s here!” Fred slung an arm over your shoulders and ushered you into the store. It was the cleanest you’d ever seen it, with streamers and lights strung everywhere, and a long table loaded with food and drink.

“Y/n!” George shouted, popping up from behind the register. Both of them were dressed in freshly pressed brown suits, looking exceptionally dapper. He came aroud the counter and pulled you into a hug. “Thanks for coming out.”

“Wouldn’t miss it,” you grinned up at them, pride filling your chest. You’d been close with the twins for years, a friendship that started in school and only grew in adulthood, since you worked a few doors down at Honeydukes.

“Come, you have to meet our family!” They ushered you upstairs, where a dozen or so people waited, several faces were familiar, some were not.

“You remember Harry, Ron, and Ginny,” George said, and you greeted them all with a wave.

“And our parents, Molly and Arthur,” Fred continued.

“Oh, y/n! How lovely to see you!” Molly cooed, pulling you into a rib-cracking hug. “My, what a beautiful young lady you’ve grown into.” She pinched you cheek, and heat scorched your face.

“And this is our older brother’s Percy, Charlie, and Bill. And Bill’s wife, Fleur.”

You turned to the trio of men hovering by the bookcases, and nearly tripped over your heels. Percy, you remembered from school, Fleur as well, and Bill was too busy gazing down at her blonde head to glance your way. But Charlie. He stared straight through you, his dark eyes swallowing you whole.

“Pleasure,” Charlie said, his voice honeyed and deep. He was shorter that Percy beside him, but muscular enough that the maroon blazer he wore seemed a little stretched at the shoulders. His white button down shirt beneath it was tailored perfectly to fit across his wide chest and taper at his defined waist. Freckles kissed his cheeks and forehead, his skin a shade tanner than his siblings, though he shared their ginger hair, mid-length and wavy.

“Hello,” you managed, giving him a small smile. But before you could engage further, George whisked you away.

“It’s tiiiime!” Fred shouted, waving his wand, and the doors burst open.

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As the event raged on, you found yourself drawn to Charlie’s orbit, watching as he mingled with guests and chatted with his family. He seemed to draw a lot of attention, what with his rugged good looks and the fact that he was a dragon trainer. It seemed everyone wanted a sliver of Charlie Weasley’s attention.

So you admired him from a far, and tried to help Fred and George as best you could.

You chatted with customers, explaining the new product the best you could, but you kept feeling the tug of someone’s attention at the nape of your neck, distracting you. When the customer finally moved on, you glanced towards the direction of the feeling, and caught Charlie watching you over the rim of his fire whiskey, ignoring the gentleman attempting to talk to him entirely.

The air froze in your lungs, you heart tripping over itself. His gaze was scorching, and if looks could burn…you were certain your clothes would be rendered to ash.

Desire pooled in your lower belly, heating your blood to an uncomfortable degree. Your heart was pounding so loudly in your ears, you missed George approach.

“Hey, y/n, enjoying yourself?” He asked, offering you a glass of champagne with a candy snitch floating in it.

You accepted with a smile. “I am, thank you. You guys have done an incredible job.”

George beamed, clinking your glasses together before loping off to sell to another customer.

“So, how long have you known my brothers?” A low voice murmured in your ear, and you whirled around, nearly spilling champagne all over Charlie’s front. He caught your elbow with a steady hand, his grip firm but gentle. “Easy, love,” he said, the corner of his mouth lifting.

“Oh, uh, f-five years? I think,” you stuttered, looking anywhere but his smoldering eyes.

“Then how have we never met? I’d certainly remember you.”

You shrugged a shoulder, taking what you hoped was a casual sip of wine. “Seems you haven’t been paying much attention,” you teased, finally meeting his eyes.

His smirk grew into a soft smile. “What a grave error on my part.”

“Are you in town for the event, or…?” You could feel heat climbing up your neck, but you willed yourself to keep a level head. You knew how to flirt, had done so with plenty of blokes in your time, but none as handsome and disarming as Charlie.

“I thought so, but evidently the Gods had other ideas.”

You knees nearly buckled. “Like?” You coyly tilted your head, allowing your eyes to trail across his broad shoulders, down his chest. Was this guy seriously flirting with you? You knew you weren’t unattractive, but Charlie was…phew.

“Like…” He flushed a little, betraying his suave demeanor, and your heart slipped a little further into his hands. “Meeting the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”

“Ever?” You teased, pulling your lower lip between your teeth.

“In this life and probably the next.” He took a sip of his whiskey, letting his eyes wander over you the same way yours did him. And based on the way they darkened, his pupils widening just a fraction, he liked what he saw as much as you did.

“Does that line always work for you?”

“Well, considering I’ve never tried it, why don’t you tell me?”

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Charlie slammed the door shut behind you before crowding you against it, his lips colliding with yours. He tasted like whiskey and pumpkin, with a tinge of cigarette smoke that went straight to your head, and you eagerly tangled your tongue with his, pushing his blazer off his shoulders.

“Colloportus,” he murmured against your mouth, and you heard the lock schick into place. He shrugged his blazer off, tossing it somewhere in the dark storage closet, and his hands were on you again, one sliding into your hair, the other on your lower back, drawing you closer.

“Charlie?” You gasped as his lips traveled down your neck, leaving hot, open-mouthed kisses along your skin, his short beard a rough contrast to the suppleness of his kiss.

“Yeah, honey?” he panted, lifting his head to meet your eyes.

“I don’t usually…” you trailed off, nerves suddenly closing your throat.

His hand slid from your hair to cup your cheek, his callouses rough against your heated skin. “Me neither,” he murmured, resting his forehead against yours. “We can do whatever you want, love. I’ll take you to the nicest restaurant in London, or on Dragon-back to the Swiss Alps, or on a cruise ship to the Americas—”

You cut him off with a kiss, throwing your arms around his neck. “And if I want you to fuck me?” you said between pecks, tugging at the roots of his hair.

He smiled and scooped you up by the meat of your thighs, wrapping your legs around his waist so your skirt pushed up over your hips. “Then I’ll fuck you as often as ya’ like.” He turned and dropped you onto some kind of work bench, sending the papers and junk flying with a sweep of his arm.

“The twin’s are going to be pissed,” you giggled, leaning back onto the wood so he could continue his previous assault on your neck.

“Fuck ‘em,” he muttered, nipping at your collarbones. His hands gripped your thighs with dizzying strength, the same hands that handled massive, fire-breathing beasts, and spread you open for his hungry gaze. “Seven fucking hells,” he breathed, running his hands down your inner thighs. “You’re perfect.”

In a swift motion, he ripped your tights at the seam, the sound sending a pulse of arousal to your already dripping pussy, a sharp gasp forcing it’s way from your throat. His fingers glided over your wet panties, so delicate compared to the force he’d used heartbeat before.

Your hips lifted slightly, chasing his gentle touch. You couldn’t remember the last time you’d been this desperate for someone to touch you, your entire body tuned to his every breath, every twitch of his muscles. He looked so fucking good leaning over you, his previously tidy shirt rumpled, his hair in copper waves around his face, his lips a little red from your fevered kisses.

With his ring finger, her drew your panties to the side, his middle fingers gliding through your slit and circling your clit twice. “Already so wet for me, honey. What did I do to deserve such a warm welcome?” he purred, leaning down to press a sweet kiss to your forehead.

Your brain couldn’t formulate a response, his touch mind-numbing. Pleasure radiated form his fingers, syrupy and languid, with none of the frenetic energy from before. A moan slipped past your lips, your eyes fluttering closed as he coaxed your pussy to bloom for him.

“And such pretty sounds.” He rolled up his shirt sleeve with his free hand, exposing the muscles and veins along his thick forearm. Slowly, he slipped his middle finger inside of you, large enough to stretch you slightly.

“Fuck, Charlie,” you whined, raising yourself onto your elbows so you could watch him play with you.

“I suppose I shouldn’t stretch this out too long, someone might come looking for us,” he mused. “But I could spend a fucking eternity spoiling this greedy little pussy.” He slipped another finger into you channel, pumping them a few times just to feel your cunt suck him back in. “Would you like that, love?” He tilted your chin up with his free hand, an unspoken request for an answer.

“Y-yes, Charlie. Please,” you panted, stretching up to steal a quick peck. He deepened the kiss, shifting his weight to press you back down onto the desk as his tongue flirted with yours. His hand picked up the pace, fucking you steadily as he devoured your mouth, teeth skating along your swollen flesh before sucking lightly on your tongue.

You don’t know what God blessed him with such a skilled tongue, but you needed to make an offering in thanks stat.

But since you couldn’t do that…

“Charlie?” You asked, reaching around to touch his wrist between your legs.

He immediately stopped, withdrawing his hand completely. “What’s wrong?” He searched your face for signs of discomfort, his brows drawn together.

You pressed a kiss to his bearded cheek before sliding off the desk. He watched you, confused and concerned, then you lowered yourself to your knees and his jaw went slack.

“Honey, you don’t have to—”

“Please, Charlie?” You batted your lashes up at him, tugging lightly on his belt.

“Merlin’s fucking—I can’t say no to you when you look at me like that, sweetheart.”

“Then don’t,” you teased, undoing his belt and zipper. You could see the outline of his cock against his black boxers, thick and throbbing as you glided your fingers over it.

He sucked in a breath, gripping the edge of the table with one of his hands. Encouraged, you dragged the flat of your tongue over the fabric, feeling the heat of him, the wetness collecting by the swollen head.

“I must have died in the dragon pit and gone to heaven. My god, woman,” he rasped, running his fingers through his hair to keep it from blocking the sight.

You giggled, licking a few more stripes before reaching up to free him. His cock sprung out, veiny and flushed pink. And, to your absolute shock and delight, even his cock was freckled.

“You have the prettiest cock I’ve ever seen,” you praised, and his cheeks flushed pink. You laved your tongue along the thickest vein, earning a throaty groan. You sucked the head into your mouth, lapping up the precum pearling from his slit.

Charlie’s head fell back, one of his hands sliding into your hair. He didn’t add any pressure, just held you as you started to suck him, moving a little further down each time. You wrapped your hand around the base, there was no way you’d fit the entire thing in your mouth, and started pumping him, matching the motions with your mouth. His skin was like velvet, soft and smooth, and you loved feeling him pulse against your tongue with every dip of your head.

“You are too damn good at that. So fucking pretty swallowing my cock.” His thumb stroked your cheek while he gazed down at you, stars in his eyes. “You like sucking me off, honey?”

You nodded as best you could, flicking your tongue at the groove just beneath the head. His hips lurched forward, a grunt escaping through his teeth.

“Fuck, sorry, love. I’m trying to stay still for ya’, but feels so fucking good.”

You reached up and guided his hand into your hair, then used it to push your head down, giving him the best puppy dog eyes you could muster.

He smirked, his hand fisting in your hair. “Whatever you say, gorgeous.” He started moving your head along his shaft, rocking his hips in time with the movements. He went easy at first, but as drool began to track down your chin, your eyes rolling back in bliss, he picked up the pace. But he only fucked your mouth for a few, punishing strokes before lifting you off of him. He slammed his mouth to yours, a harsh, hungry kiss that had you seeing stars.

You whined in protest, but he shushed you by lifting you into the air and setting you on the table once more.

“If you thought I wasn’t going to fuck you, you’re mad,” he gruffed, dragging the hot head of his cock through your pussy lips. “That is, if you still want me to?”

“Yes, fuck, now, Charlie. Please.” You spread your legs a little wider for him,

“Anything for you, love.” He leaned down and kissed you again, sliding his cock into your depths at the same time. The feeling of being filled by him bordered on divine, silken and hot. He was stretching you just enough to leave you with that delicious ache between your legs. You moaned into each other’s mouths, the sounds caught up by his tongue parting your lips and caressing yours.

He drew his hips back, agonizingly slow, letting you feel every inch of one another, before he slammed back in, knocking the air from your lungs. It seemed he was at the end of his control, his grip on your hips bruising as he fucked you hard, jostling the desk beneath you and making the shelves along the walls rock.

“Fuck, Charlie. Feels so good,” you cried, trying and failing to keep yourself quiet as he railed you, every thrust like a lightning strike of pleasure through your body.

“Yeah? You take my cock so well, baby. Wet little pussy squeezing the life outta’ me,” he groaned, his hair tickling your face. “So good f’me, honey. Like you were made for me.”

Your muscles tightened, veering closer and closer to your peak, his praise sending little pulses of bliss your clit.

“You like being praised, baby? Hearing how perfect you are for me? Fuck, I can feel how much you like that, squeezing me so hard.” His hand slipped between you, the rough pads of his fingers rubbing tight circles over you puffy clit. “Come for me, y/n. I know you can. I want to feel you fall apart around me. That’s a good girl—”

Your cry drowned out his praise as your peak crashed over you, visceral and exquisite. The world vanished, blown apart by the burst of starlight in your chest as you came for him. Pulses of pleasure made your body shake and buck, your eyes squeezing shut as he fucked you through it.

“That’s it, honey. Such a good fucking girl. Merlin, you’re gonna make me come.” He rested on his forearms, braced on either side of your head, hitting an entirely new angle as you came back into your body.

“Charlie,” you whimpered, clinging to him. ”I’ve got ya’, love. Don’t worry. Just a little longer—fuck.” A strangled groan broke from his throat and you felt his cock swell, then kick against your walls, the first hot stream of release painting your insides.

He rested his head on your shoulder as he muscles trembled, his hips pressed flush to yours. You wrapped you arms around his shoulders, still weak from that soul-shaking orgasm. His lips passed over your shoulder, your clavicle, up your neck, before finally ghosting of your lips, soft and breathless.

You remained like that for longer than you probably should have, enraptured with one another. You'd been complete strangers a few hours ago, but this wasn't a hook up akin to a one night stand. This was the reunification of two beings, the re-raveling of a soul tie.

“Y/n,” he murmured, kissing your forehead, your temple. “Y/n, y/n, y/n…” He held you like he'd die if he let go.

“Charlie,” you exhaled, nuzzling behind his ear.

“Can I take you to Romania with me?” He whispered, a joke, you presumed, but there was no humor in his voice.

“I've never seen a dragon before—”

The door knob jiggled, and someone pressed against it, the wood groaning.

“Shit.” Charlie jumped backwards, scrambling to right your dress and smooth your hair.

“Hey, Freddie! This doors locked for some reason.”

“Charlie, your dick,” you snickered while he wiped away a smudge of your lipstick.

“Fuck, right.”

“Alohamor—”

“COLLOPORTUS,” Charlie barked out, snatching his wand from his boot.

“Charlie?” George called, knocking on the door.

Charlie tucked you behind him and undid the spell, peeking the door open. “If you say another word, you're dragon food,” he growled, and you had to clap a hand over your mouth to keep from laughing.

“You got a girl in there, mate?” George asked, and you could hear the shit-eating grin on his face.

“George,” Charlie warned.

“Fine, fine. You've got ten minutes before I actually need to get in there.” George knocked once more then strode away, his footsteps disappearing down the hall.

Charlie sagged against the door, exhaling. “I'm sorry, love,” he said, turning to you.

You pecked his cheek. “Don't be sorry, that was the best lay of my life.” You tried to reassure him, despite the curdling sadness in your chest.

A shy smile broke through his serious expression. “Yeah?”

You nodded. “I can only imagine how good it would be when we had all the time in the world,” you murmured against his ear, a shiver rolling down his spine. It was better to leave it like this, flirty, casual, than with whatever…that was.

“I mean, we’ve got ten minutes…”

You patted his chest and slipped out of the door, finding George waiting at the end of the hall, arms crossed.

His jaw dropped. “Y/n!”

Charlie ran out behind you. “I swear to God, George—”

“Are all Weasley's this dramatic?” You closed George's mouth with a finger under his chin.

“Where did—when did—how?” George stuttered, looking back and forth between the two of you.

Charlie smirked, shrugging back on his blazer. “I'll explain when you're older,” Charlie teased. “Would you like a drink, y/n?”

“I'd love one.“ You threaded your arm through his, and together returned to the party.

> Part Two

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Thanks for reading!

If you enjoyed, please check out my published work here.

Much love,

Allie

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

A better pinned post

Links

How do you do the filter? -> Click here

Where do the clips come from? -> Link to YouTube archive

How do I get a request? <- Voice request are currently closed! There are ko-fi requests though. -> Link to Twitch Link to Ko-fi

General blog questions 

Is this an official account? -> NO!!!!!!!!!!!! but in my heart every audio post is canon.

Why didn't you answer my ask? I just don't answer em all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can I request something here? -> Nope.

What does “With effect” and “No effect” mean? -> “With effect” means I applied a filter to it. “No effect” means I didn’t, but it will have a slight echo anyway since he adds it live. I don't add the effect anymore but you'll see it on older posts.

Why are there random sound effects or music playing? -> Those are from the stream, not me adding them.

Do you post every clip? -> No, only the ones that make sense to post. If it has someone’s name or username and it can’t be edited out, I won’t post it.

Why are there so many suggestive posts? -> Blame your fellow community members for that. Don’t blame me, I'm just the messenger :3 These are all tagged as #suggestive and if you are a minor I ask that you don't interact with anything with that tag or Else I Will Block You :]

Tag to block if you only want to see audio posts -> #non voice post

Other tags -> #ask, #asks, #reblog, #art, #video

[proshippers-against-censorship]

i don't get the discourse with dnis. is there not a silent part after the dni? "do not interact (or i will block you so you can't interact)?" isn't that what yall want, for people to use the block button as intended? why are yall upset about this

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My only major gripe with em is that there is a very, very minimal chance that anybody is going to bother to look at your account and see that dni, so you really can't be shocked when it's continuously broken. Like, I'm sorry, but don't tell me to kill myself because I liked your post on the tiktok fyp. I probably didn't even bother reading your username.

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

Serious question here, what is the meaning of Anti-Proshipping? ...and why the fuck are they blocking people over this? I am a bit out of touch with that and saw your posts/reblogs-

(What happened to ignoring people and using the big thicc red X?) 🫥

just wanna clarify rq ^^ proship is a stance, it doesn't stand for problematic shipping, it's just a prefix, so you can be pro-ship, "proshipping" is an incorrect way to use that word/nm/lh

and the reason ppl are antiship is bc they see proshippers as people who are dangerous irl because they believe that if we are okay with darkships in fiction, we must also be okay with harming people in real life as well.

i understand blocking ppl, i understand being uncomfortable with darkships, however i never understand harassment. so it beats me why they don't use the block button or why they don't simply ignore it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mayalaen]

VPNs aren't just for pirates and company data anymore

A friend complained to me that they couldn't access pr0n anymore because the government is now requiring ID to verify age where they are, and due to data leaks and privacy issues, didn't want to share their ID even though they're of legal age.

Shit like this doesn't work on the intended target. It only frustrates people who are aren't tech savvy while a lot of kids have already found their way around it because that's what kids do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When I talk about VPNs (virtual private networks), non-tech savvy people's eyes glaze over 😂

It sounds like complicated, unknowable magic. It's not! And you don't even have to understand it to use it!

With the government and ISPs (internet service providers) invading privacy more and more and hackers breaking in and stealing user data from companies, VPNs are becoming necessary.

Some Things a VPN Does for You:

hides your data from others

can make your internet speeds faster if your ISP does speed throttling (purposely making your speed slower)

hides what you're doing from your ISP

keeps you safer from some malware, viruses, hackers, and trackers

allows you to access things that are either restricted in your area or not available in your area (such as content in other countries)

keeps you safer when you're out in public connected to wifi

Below is a basic infographic on how VPNs work. When you access the internet, a VPN encrypts your data - making it into a secret code that can't be read by anyone else including your ISP.

Tech companies, ISPs, etc. want you to think VPNs are complicated so that you won't use them.

When searching for a free VPN, please be aware that a lot of the free VPN services out there are malware or full of viruses and trackers.

Either do some research into which one to choose or use a paid VPN service. You can either pay monthly or yearly - the yearly is always cheaper in the long run.

Some of the Top Rated VPN Services:

ExpressVPN $7 - $13/month

NordVPN $3 - $13/month

Surfshark $2 - $14/month

PrivateInternetAccess $2 - $12/month

ProtonVPN (some sites block this one) $4 - $10/month

CyberGhost $2 - $13/month

I use ExpressVPN, so for the purposes of this post, I'm going to use screenshots from ExpressVPN.

Once you have an account, download the program from the website to your desktop/laptop or find the app on Android or iOS app stores.

Signing in requires a code that the VPN will email to you that unlocks all the features. Pay attention when the program installs because it'll ask you about preferences, and you can easily check yes on blocking pr0n when that's the reason you wanted a VPN in the first place 😂

When the program is open, you'll see this:

As you can see in the screenshot, not only do I have the program, but I have an ExpressVPN icon on my browser. The program installs this automatically, and when the program is running, the icon will have a green checkmark on it so you know it's working in your browser.

You'll notice I've recently connected using Japan. I did this so I could watch a series that isn't available outside of Japan.

The program automatically chooses a location near you, but if you want to access things that are restricted to you, make sure you click on the three dots to the right of the selected location (see screenshot below) and search for a state/country/place that your content will be available in.

Once your location is selected, click on the start/power button, and you'll get a popup notification from your computer that ExpressVPN is connected.

Go to the site you want to use and use it like you normally would.

Here's what it should look like when it's running correctly:

Keep in mind that if you leave a VPN running all the time (which is perfectly fine to do), search engines like Google will assume you live wherever ExpressVPN tells it you live, so searching for "stores near me" will give you results that aren't close to you.

When you're done using the VPN, just hit the power button again and it shuts off.

I use this on all my handheld devices, my desktop, and my laptop for business and personal reasons. I'm a pirate, and I've been using VPNs for a long time, yet none of the ISPs I've used have ever given me a warning about torrenting.

Good luck, and enjoy all the new things you can access!

BTW for anybody wondering, my desktop wallpaper is a map of the world's time zones. So pretty!! 😍

[hirazuki]

Would you do Maeglin for the character ask game, please?

Sure thing!

How I feel about this character One of my faves! I love him to bits, both him as a character and his role as a narrative device in the story, and he's absolutely one of the characters I get protective over. My other Silm faves can get bullied and misinterpret by fandom to hell and back and it's whatever, they can take it; I may block if someone's too annoying, but I will mostly just ignore. Maeglin, though? My hackles go up and the block button is engaged, on sight XD

All the people I ship romantically with this character If we're talking strictly canon? No one. (Maybe an OC to my exact specifications -- and I have a lot of those lmao -- post-canon, in a 4th Age/reincarnated setting? But I haven't really put any serious thought into it.) I can, potentially, ship him with Idril, if Idril is a very different version of her canon self -- more sensitive, intuitive, empathetic, and possessing far less of the qualities I find distasteful in her canon portrayal. Basically, the way @ruiniel writes it; if Rui is writing this relationship, I'm 100% running on board; blindfolded, too XD

My non-romantic OTP for this character Oooh, that's tough. Hmm. I suppose probably Celebrimbor, given their similar backgrounds/interests/story arcs, there's a lot to dive into there. I also really enjoy him with Maedhros and Mairon, but both of those are much more mentor/older brother/father figure types of relationships to me than as equals so they feel slightly different than what I would term a non-romantic OTP.

My unpopular opinion about this character He's not that bad everyone just likes clutching pearls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon. One (1) nice thing. That's all -- even just one, that's free of other people's strings or fate or whatever you want to call it; just one to be his alone. Even the so-called "good" things that happen to him (going to Gondolin, rising in status, etc.) are riddled with tragedy and built on grief. Ideally, I wish he'd find happiness, but this is the Silmarillion so; let's not be unreasonable here XD

[riotrenegade]

so far in the hell apartment i live in:

- there’s an old vent from the victorian era when the house was originally built that leads to a disused chimney that is full of bats. i have had to get rabies shots due to a bat bite from when my old roommate’s cat caught a bat that wandered in

- the shower water was electrified at one point. not the shower faucet. the water itself. the landlord called a plumber and electrician and neither of them could figure out exactly what is going wrong so they regrounded some shit and said “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ good luck”

- the wood panel that they had to cut away from the shower to get at its innards is now blocking the bat hole, along with a shitty packing tape cover job that i put on there before the wood panel.

- there’s a decomp stain in the bathtub. i have tried everything to scrub it off more than it already has been but it is very much a stain so it’s not going anywhere. her name is susan and she’s our third roommate. she doesn’t do much and never bothers anybody so it’s fine.

- the city finally condemned the shed out behind the house, which is great because its so collapsed in some places that you can see through it to the back alley, and it’s full of rats because the rest of the block has been gutted and renovated since i moved in, so all of the local rats have been funneled into this damn shed. the local stray cats are a big fan of this, i am much less of a fan of it

- the electrical outlets keep breaking. last night i tried to use my blender and found that i couldn’t because the reset switch that controls the outlet i was trying to use was broken, like the spring mechanism had broken through the plastic button and out of the wall.

- the old dryer used to shriek constantly when in use. the new dryer worked for a couple of months but now the circuitry that makes the heating element work is fried so we can only use it to air dry shit, which takes all day. at least it doesn’t shriek though

[cinamun]

Ofjdifidjfjd first of all, this your blog and you can do what you want with it. And you are choosing to share a story that contains conflict, because it is a good story, but the focus is on the HEALING and it is *chef kiss* so rewarding 💖 secondly, the unfollow and block buttons are right there and free to click!! you curate your own experience on Tumblr with those buttons and not by policing what people do on their blogs 😤

On a less serious note, why is anon complaining about drama for drama's sake ??? bestie this is the SIMS!! drama is what we DO here!! have we all not spent hours and hours to achieve a sim's aspiration and immediately gone "yknow what this wholesome family gameplay needs right now? an out of control kitchen fire and an alien pregnancy." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ get your priorities in order anon lmao

🤌🏾

[hailsato]

hello & welcome !

so, i finally made a gojo account like i said. well, to be more clear, it's a jjk smut blog, but gojo's the boss so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and yes, this isn't my first smut blog- i have one for naruto already

this is my personal space to write what i feel like. this blog is explicit and dead dove- only likeminded adults are welcome here. if you're squeamish or puritan, there's the door a.k.a. block button for you. haters, minors, blank blogs, and those with no age mention will be removed ✌︎︎ no hard feelings lol

on the other hand, if you're a dc loving adult and chose to stay, you can expect a lot of brosis/siscon content here. sorrynotsorry ✌︎︎

not sure exactly what style i'd write in, but depending on the mood, the content could be in bulletpoints/headcanon style, or narrative style.

while i love inspiration and requests, i write in my free time, so i'll write what most speaks to me- sometimes my own hcs and other times requests. i generally try to follow the first-come, first-serve but this isn't a fastfood place and i can't promise quick service, so please don't be upset if your request fill takes time

also, if you're not certain about something, don't hesitate to ask or send it anyway if you're impatient :P i'm not gonna be cruel even if it's not something i'd write and may even work around the issue with something i can write for you if you're okay with it and have given a go ahead.

still, i'll list from the top of my head to give an idea of what i don't write (some may change, some will never get off this list): gore (b/w main characters) vore scat cheating minors/minor characters parent/child dynamics

[artnerd1123]

hmmm...14 and 22 for the asks >:3

OUGH GETTIN JUICY ARE WE

14: Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

Oh god, this one’s hard bc I try my best not to poke my head into fandom at large nowadays HDJJDD

Buuuut I am HUGE handshake with u on the hk fandom and how they babify ghost/strip them of agency. That’s our player character, they’re not doing all this because they’re feral and don’t know any better. They act with purpose. They literally kill god and they know what their goal is the whole time. Absolutely they can be goofy and silly and reckless but just bc they’re short doesn’t mean they’re a literal baby??? Dude. We don’t even have proper ages for them other than, oh I dunno, THE KINGDOM FELL INTO RUIN AND LOST KNOWLEDGE IN THE TIME GHOST WAS GONE. If they’re still a sheltered naiiive kid despite being several decades (maybe even hundreds) of years old and having experience going through many kingdoms outside hollownest I… what?

Anyway

Only other one I have a lot of beef with is the dicey fandom. Bc the most popular ship is… luck and jester. Which I personally do not enjoy and squicks me out VERY BADLY due to how luck treats jester in canon. But ah well. Such is what the block button is for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ y’all do u, I’ll not rain on ur parade, just pls do not bring it near me thank u <333

22: Popular character you hate?

Honestly im afflicted with ‘enjoys most of the popular characters’ disease for a lot of my fandoms 😔 I do recognize my faves need to step out the spotlight to let others shine (looking at u dimentio) and get VERY oversaturated quickly, which is a bummer :/

Other than that uhhh idk. Not a huge fan of tiso hk. Squidward soundin ass rude man hdjdjdj. No shade to those he appeals to, I just don’t get it X]

Oh and I think William afton is a loser old man but he’s def not on the HATE hate list HHDJDJKD I just wanna dunk him into hell and leave him there <3 he’s not babygirl 2 me <333

Edit: HOW DID I FORGET PALE KING. Fuck that guy entirely

[konigsblog]

Ayeeee, you don't deserve those words Orla. You're writing is just so *chef kiss*! Tho I do realize that a lot of ppl are feeling more entitled to what ppl write. It's as if they forget fic writers aren't paid, we do this for free because we enjoy it. They don't get to feel entitled or criticize our work if they don't pay, that's how life usually works anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway!! Ignore them! You're too good for them!!!! Luv youuu😚💚💚

they should be more grateful as we don't charge them for our work, as it's usually just a hobby 😵‍💫 i don't understand why they weren't even listening, sometimes these anons have their head up their ars. it's ridiculous how they feel they have the right to declare for something, demanding we change/delete it... like, no.. you're entitled. block/scroll, not that hard, the block button exists for a reason so use it !!!

and thank you so so much, I LOVE YOUU, it means a lot to me grgrgrgr <33 they're critical and complaining, agh 😫 i love your writing so so much, i always re-read the same things because they drive me wildddddd --!! ☄️🐚🥹 THANK YOUUU!!

[3416]

hi i have a question: why do lots of people hate the leafs/leafs lb? like i'm new to this but from what i've seen the leafs are a good team at least historically. and they have good players this season too.

and the leafs lb is one of the more active lbs on this site. i actually feel like everyone's so nice to each other there. people are always liking and reblogging each other's things.

but then others are like i hate the leafs (even if their team beat them) and like leafs lb is so annoying i had to block the tag, yadda yadda. like i don't get it ?? and i was just wondering if you had more insight because i love how you analyze some of these things! also this isn't specifically about one team, but i saw a lot of hate after the last few games.

i don't know that a lot of people do?? lol, i don't pay attention to nonsensical drama between fanbases of teams usually, but ESPECIALLY here on tumblr, i don't give a shit tbh. if someone is rude on my posts, i'll just bitch back and block them or not even bother responding. leafs lb as a tag is not even a place i go personally, i mostly just use that tag for people following me to blacklist if they want or follow along, and a lot of mutuals make posts with it too that i happen to find funny.

i think a lot of people just hate the leafs and leafs fans in general (not that i can blame them for hating a specific part of leafs fans bc. me too! but i also hate all the uncles of all other teams too, just that vibe of person.... ugly and annoying and negative sofndklsj) but. the intenser rivalries and esp in the heat of the game like.. idk i'll complain about other fans too and then be fine 5 minutes later. leafs are hated because they're an original six team and have a LOT of fans just everywhere and many random rivalries and besides that... in sports, a lot of people don't need a reason to feel hateful toward every other team so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. it is what it is. block button is your best friend on every website, imo.

[lancerious]

Saw this post, wanted to answer it, yeah lol

Lancer & Spade King (shocker), each in their own ways. Almost nobody hcs these characters exactly how I do therefore everyone else is automatically wrong (jk you do what you want within reason lol). Those are the 2 big ones, I can't think of many other characters to put here

As an aroace I am obligated to not reply to this one :P

I don't want to push any buttons here, but I DO NOT like seeing fanart depicting Lancer & Spade King in animalistic fashions. Idc if they mostly resemble their canon selves or if they're something else entirely, this gets on my nerves either way. Really though, I'm against any characters having an "animal-ification" if they're not explicitly resembling an animal

I don't block people rly often tbh, I mostly block bots lol. I usually block people who are overly clingy, if anyone at all. That's as specific as I'm getting :P

Idk man, I don't actively seek out bad Discord servers

Ship FANS? Can't rly think of any, I tend to stay as far away from the shipping portion of any fandom as possible. I can think of SHIPS I hate, but not shipping fans

Noelle. I'm sorry y'all, I terribly dislike Noelle at this point ONLY because of how popular and adored she is. She takes attention away from TONS of other characters! That's not right. I kinda feel the same way about Spamton, but to a lesser extent

Spade King is a irredeemable character. I bet the ONLY reason people say this is because Deltarune isn't finished yet. I've said it before and I'll say it again, other characters have done FAR worse things and are still treasured characters. There is hardly ANY basis behind this opinion

I think the fact that I can't think of anything to say here after a few minutes proves there's not a lot I dislike about canon, at least when it comes to Deltarune which is what I'm basing my answers on

Does the over-popularity of maybe 3 specific characters at any time count here? Because if it does this is my answer 100%, I HATE THIS TREND

Had to look in my settings for this one lol, I'll list all my Deltarune-related filters: #lancer rpg (<- may seem weird but people who post here don't talk about the Deltarune Lancer at all), #noelle, #noelle holiday, #queen deltarune, & #spamvil. I'm considering getting rid of the "#queen deltarune" tag since this was added when I wasn't keen on Queen, whereas Idrc much about her now

Uh, SPADE KING? HELLO? Who else should I put here, Lancer? Yeah it's these two again, don't be surprised. I would say more but I think most who see this get my points already

Uhhhhh I have literally no idea, I don't follow blorbo stuff too closely

I admittedly don't read a lot of fanfic so I don't know what to put here either  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

See number 3, alternatively I also see a smaller trend of people having Spade King & Lancer be thinner than they canonically are which I also disagree with

Headcannoning Lancer as being too old or too young. Imo, 6 or younger is too young, while anything above 12 is really pushing it. I even think 12 is pushing it a bit, but I can accept it

PEOPLE WHO DRAW LANCER & SPADE KING HOW THEY ARE CANONICALLY. Yeah I know I keep bringing this up, but this is one of my largest issues with both characters, ESPECIALLY Lancer

Dare I mention Spade King & Lancer again? Yeah I'll just stop here

Idk, Spamton maybe? I was against his character for so long because he was SOOO popular (still is lol that hasn't changed about him), but it does kinda irk me that I like him a decent amount now. My opinion of him has definitely gone down since I last ranked him, but still. I guess I was worn down or something again Idk :P

Idk man

Oh boy, I think I'm gonna have to say Suselle. This is LARGELY due to me generally not giving a literal damn about ships, canonical or not. And it definitely seems like Suselle is--or at least will later be--canon. Sorry ship lovers, I don't see eye-to-eye with you on this one

Not my fav part of canon, but the fact that Lancer is CANONICALLY PART OF THE FUN GANG. HOW DO PEOPLE MISS THIS. HOW DO PEOPLE FORGET TO ADD LANCER TO FUN GANG FANART SO MANY FREAKING TIMES. DO Y'ALL HAVE DEMENTIA AND FORGOT LANCER WAS THERE OR NOT?

Literally none. The only ship I can possibly think of is Queen x Rouxls, but I spend 0 time thinking about this ship, plus I don't even know the official ship title for this. This is the ONLY SHIP I have SOME positivity for. I either outright despise or feel absolutely nothing for all other ships

People arguing about Spade King and whether he's a decent character or not. Admittedly I haven't seen too much arguing on this, partly because most people I know online either love his character or are neutral on him. But I imagine this topic would lead to all sorts of chaos

Don't really have anything to say here tbh

Ok I'm done now :P

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the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing