#that's such a fat lie

[winterpower98]

I hope you all know that my friends and I are all being extremely normal about the new LEGO sets

[fatmasc]

So often on fat positivity posts i see ppl leave comments like "yeah being fat isnt bad! If its not harming ur health then why should it be a problem?" And while i get that theyre well meaning it really annoys me that STILL fat ppl cant exist without our health being a qualifier. Guess what: some fat people are unhealthy. So what. Get over it.

[soft5ku11]

Guzma's fucking FAT - The feared boss of Team Skull is revered now as the king of chair destruction. Keep out of his way, 'cos he's even more powerful than he was before and even more eager to throw his weight around, now literally rather than metaphorically.

Full res will go on my website bc tumblr's upload limit said you will NOT upload an 8000 x 9000 px image lol

[ennabear]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ short lil sevika yap about riding her nose… 18+

your knees are pinning her arms above her, the cold metal of her mech arm harshly contrasting your overheating body temperature. she’s completely overpowered, sprawled out helplessly under you.

she begged, pleaded for you to say yes to her. clung onto you all night, palmed at your ass and tits no matter who was watching, nuzzled her nose into your neck and left hickies for everyone to see, and now you’re here.

her moans and mewls are drowned out by the repeated sound of wet smacking. your clit, hard and throbbing, bumps sevika’s nose with every thrust. sevika’s never been happier. all of her senses are overcome by you— taste, smell, touch, hearing, sight, all of it.

lewd praises spill from your mouth as you’re about to tip over the edge. phrases like “ohhh f-fuck, sevika! right there!” as she tongues at your clit. or “so good, baby! i’m s-so fucking close.” as your hands tug on the roots of her hair.

until she stops.

lifting you up slightly with ease, she arranges your hips in a more forward position. “keep going.” she demands, voice husky and thick with lust. confused, you follow her orders. the new angle allows you to slide your clit all the way down the curve of sevika’s nose, your arousal almost leaking into her eyes.

her flesh hand plants a smack on your ass, of course this fucker was able to wiggle her way out of your grip. “well?” she asks as you hover over her, brain fuzzy and temporarily stunned.

her nose is sculpted at such an angle that it runs over your clit and labia perfectly. her tongue laps at your hole as you keep riding her, eventually snapping and falling into an intense orgasm. when you come down from your high, sevika’s smiling under you. lips sparkling and painted in your cum, nose dripping and hair soggy.

she rolls the two of you over, nuzzling her dripping face into your neck and whispering “we’re doing this again sometime.”

[woeismywaffle]

The sillies :'"]

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

LNC: JESS MARIANO edition

[mouzeinsoup]

feelin guilty

(a continuation of this)

back to thinking about how they'll meet again now yippee

[emotinalsupportturtle]

whenever I feel sad, overwhelmed, stressed or plain disgusted with life I watch some unhinged British TV (especially comedy panels and shows)

No cure like that

*warning - obsession with comedy shows has been revived

[eff-exor]

ok fine twt and tumblr can have equal treatment tonight but i feel like everyone here is bored of me (it’s ok i am too)

[headless-witch]

That meme about wearing sunglasses and staring at tits but it's like-

Grian: the great thing about being an eldritch abomination that can see when when I cover my eyes with my wings is that nobody can tell what I'm looking at

Also Grian: *has thousands of magic watcher eyes staring at Scar*

Grian's not that obsessed with scar

[loubella77]

Linktree

Straight to OF

(^OF - free with pay per post nudity)

DMs also open!

[afterlife-2004]

[ultimateyapper]

anyway, here's wonderwall. | chapter two

[ chapter 1 ]

why is frostheim so cold, and why is jin's room somehow worse? even just standing outside his room, you can feel the cold seeping through the cracks. like a freezer, a blast of icy air swings out each time it opens. everything about jin was cold, from his unyielding gaze to the feel of his hands. when he uses his stigma, chills run down your spine as his cold hands meet yours. it's like the dorm was made to fit him, a king with a kingdom to match.

jin could definitely be cold but he wasn't entirely made of ice. you could see the way your friends had managed to get under his skin, even if he still called them brats. had you managed to do the same? with all the back and forth you do for him you sure hope—

"what do you want."

ah, speak of the devil. the door opens with a gust of wind that makes you involuntarily shiver. standing there, looking mildly annoyed, was his majesty himself. his hair is tossed in a way that screams he'd just woken up. you're a little jealous of how flawless he looked, even with his eyebrows cast downward. you also wonder how he'd react if you told him that, but he's probably not in the mood for small talk. he never is, but still, it might be better to make this quick.

"good morning to you too. i got the documents tohma reprinted from your last mission but they need to be resigned. do you have a minute?"

his frown deepens at that. "for tohma? no."

"oh. well... do you have a minute for me?"

he continues glaring but sighs and halfheartedly opens the door. as he dips back inside the white-ish fluff on his head lightly swishes with the movement. "are you coming in or what? i don't have all day."

"...for tohma or for me?"

"for either of you now hurry up."

when you step in jins room it looks the same as always. not much changes and you wonder what he even occupies himself with in here. the plain and bare interior is way different than the other ghouls. ren has movie posters plastered across every wall of his room, a collection that he'd been building since he was a kid.

looking in his room would give you a glimpse of his personality even if you didn't know him. jin on the other hand didn't have anything like that. he walks over to the stupidly large couch in the back to recline as usual. "grab a pen and get over here."

demanding as ever...

over on a desk you find a cup with a few different writing utensils. funnily enough, despite the set up you've never actually seen jin sitting at this desk and you almost laugh. you'd only seen it occupied once by tohma, signing a contract he said you'd have to die to know about. with how darkwick can be you don't think he was joking. you return to his side with a black pen and present the papers.

"tch. i told that three eyes to handle this shit. i swear when i catch him." tohma definitely gets a kick out of getting on his nerves. it seems to be working well, too.

you start to feel awkward watching him lazily flip through the pages. you'd be constantly on your feet once you got to jabberwock, so maybe you should rest while you can. jin doesn't look willingly to budge anytime soon. his bed could be an option but you don't know if he'd consider that rude or not. it wouldn't hurt to ask. "uhm, jin can i sit with you?" you force yourself not to take it back when he raises and eyebrow.

"you expecting me to move for you?" why does he make it sound so absurd? you feel your face heat up at his inquiry but no way are you backing down. "well i didn't want to sit on your bed..." you trail off. his eyes follow yours before focusing back on you. "i just figured it's more comfortable than standing."

"comfortable? you think i care about making you comfortable?," he scoffs. is it a crime to rest your legs? your unamusement doesn't seem to affect him. a slight smirk starts pulling on his lips. "you realize servants aren't the ones who should be giving orders don't you?"

you want to roll your eyes but part you also doesn't want to test him. his status as the presidents son is a little intimidating. maybe if you don't break eye contact he won't be able to tell you're nervous. can ghouls smell fear?

"yeah but i saved you the trip by coming up here, the least you can do is allow me to sit with you. unless... you wanted me to send tohma instead?"

his smirk falls and he takes a moment to squint at your response. you doubt jin wanted to deal with tohma's pestering right now. the fact that he wasn't up before you got here was a clear sign tohma hadn't already swung by to interrupt his lazing about. after an exasperated sigh he surprisingly lets up.

"whatever, but don't get too comfortable. you're running more errands for getting snarky with me." you're too busy with the other dorms for that but decide not to mention it. you take your victory on the couch while he continues like you're not even there. "don’t make a habit of this," he mutters, almost as an afterthought.

"yes sir," you say without thinking. that's not a weird thing to say is it? it must be all the servant and master stuff he keeps mentioning. you look away so he doesn't see you get flushed again, and relievingly he doesn't say anything further. it's a little weird for him to be this nice but maybe he's just tired. an oddly comfortable silence envelops the room as you lean back and relax.

—

the sun greets you like a warm hug when you exit the building. it's comforting after being stuck inside a cold space for so long. automatically you stretch up toward the sky until your back satisfyingly pops.

"there you are! did you finish up with everything?," a voice says over to your side. when you open your eyes, luca's heading over with a certain blondie in tow. kaito perks up upon seeing you and meets halfway with a high five.

"just to be clear, i'm not indebting myself with this volunteer thing right? i really don't need another sinostra situation," he jokes. haru indebting people to him? he can barely get ren and towa to actually help around the dorm. even peekaboo doesn't listen to him sometimes. jabberwock is run like a kindergarten compared to sinostra's pseudo mafia.

"i doubt you'll have to worry about that... you'll see when we get there. luckily i got out of there before jin started ordering me around." any longer and you would've been doing his laundry again. thankfully the king of frostheim was still tired. luca frowns at this revelation so you nudge his elbow reassuringly. "i'm just joking, honestly it was no trouble at all."

you'd perfer luca not to make a big deal out of it. he almost confronted jin on his own accord once but was stopped by that vagastorm situation. you're glad it happened, even if he got in trouble for the fight that came afterwards...

truthfully, you didn't mind doing stuff for the dorms. it was only the ghouls that treated you like dirt in exchange that irritated you. it's not like you were trying to bother anybody. your honor student title basically just made you a glorified helper for them anyway. why do the ghouls have to treat you like a burden? you didn't ask to be here anymore than they did. if only you could find the cure to this stupid curse...

alas, there's no use spiraling, you can't do anything about it yet. eventually, it'll work itself out. the puzzled gaze of your friends grounds you back into reality. you give them a smile and head down the concrete path. at least, for now, you have something to focus on.

"let's get going, haru's offering of 50% off tickets expires at noon." a few steps in, kaito fully registers your words. "wait we have to pay!!?!!?"

ah. right. forgot to mention that.

[mondolovebot]

This is your reminder that Mondo thinks he killed Daiya. He truly believes from the bottom of his heart that he killed his big brother. 😭💔

I always knew he felt that way, but him saying it is actually going to be the reason I throw myself off a cliff /j

[rachellerose]

Never knew just a thong and heels could feel so sexy!

[puzzlekinq]

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