Shoko „who after a long sloppy make out session holds her cig to your mouth and makes you inhale it but laughs cockily when you get into a coughing fit and coyly says ‘aww poor baby, you take Gojo and Getou at the same time, on both ends but can’t handle a ‘lil cig’ and takes pitty on her pretty baby and kisses it all better again” Ieiri
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I’m not sure if this has been pointed out before, but one of Satoru’s hugest motivations in life is “not letting anyone take away youth” from young people, just as Toji had done to himself and Suguru.
And in JJK 0, Suguru attempts to kill Maki, Toge, and Panda along with Yuuta, as well as causes the death of countless other sorcerers during the night parade of 1,000 demons. He had turned into exactly what Satoru was trying to protect his students from.
Yet, Satoru never resents him for it.
Not at all. It blows my mind. Satoru still only regarded him with trust, respect, and love. He still referred to him as his “only best friend”.
In the moment that Kenjaku fooled Satoru into thinking that Suguru had survived, he was happy to see him. There was not an ounce of anger towards Suguru like there easily could have been.
And (manga spoiler ahead) Satoru even goes as far as to imagine Suguru as he had been after he committed his atrocities, in the gojo-kesa robes and standing beside the teenagers he had tried to hurt the year before, only saying, “If you had been there, I would have been satisfied.”
Like, Satoru fully understands who Suguru was in that moment and straight up loved him anyways. Suguru had become the very thing he resented the most and yet somehow was never the object of Satoru’s resentment.
Holy hell.
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Prompt:
Dick stumbles upon Jason while he’s at his most deranged and sawing heads off people to stuff them into a duffle bag and deliver it gift wrapped to the GCPD.
Dick is sick to his stomach. How can one person be capable of something so atrocious and laugh while doing it!? He needs to get back to the cave. He needs to warn Batman and Robin. This new player isn’t just dangerous, he’s evidently trying to rival his namesake in blood and violence alone and he’s succeeding.
(If Dick hadn’t been too busy keeping his late dinner inside his stomach, he may have noticed the warning creaks of the support beam.
As it is, the chains holding the beam in place snap and Dick goes down. Tumbling straight into the gory mess giving himself a concussion to boot at the Red Hood’s feet.
Shit.)
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An Eldar and an Ork from Warhammer 40k
been getting into Warhammer 40k a bit recently playing Dawn of War, was in the mood to recreate this meme but with an Ork and an Eldar.
based on this meme:
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I think that forgotten coffee cups should age into a delicious beverage like fine wine instead of growing mold the likes of which a House MD patient would encounter.
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i just woke up so i haven't actually watched the pokemon direct thingy yet, but i heard they mentioned they aren't pushing out another console release at all for 2024 and if that's true then frankly THAT news is way more hype than any actual game announcement could ever be. go girl let us wait!! this is genuinely what i've been begging for for years now
like, oh a new Legends game? that's neat i guess. oh wait it's being given literally ANY time to cook and they aren't crunching Game Freak to hell and back in order to pump out a bunch of half-baked annual releases for the first time in ages?? NOW we're fuckin talking. LOVE to see the torturous cycle broken
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K guys your posts won my curiosity and I managed to binge the first Lockwood book in one day. Skimmed over the really grisly parts, very pleased with myself for not getting super freaked out and for figuring out the villain about the time they got to the scary mansion. A little disappointed that the funny talking skull in a jar didn't actually talk until the epilogue. No I will NOT be watching the tv series because 1) I appreciate my brain's inability to provide me with vivid imagery that would definitely excite my anxiety, and 2) Im sure the actor playing George is great but he is also reasonably cute and skinny and the book is VERY CLEAR that George is supposed to be an overweight, not-conventionally-attractive blond kid. Justice for tubby kid representation! (Altho I will add that the author has a foreward in this edition stating how much he loves those actors and how they portray the kids, so at least he's okay with it.) Anyhoo will let yall know if I make it through book 2, now I need to try and actually go to bed it is so LATE
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psa to you guys if someone's ever like "sure body positivity is important but it's not like anyone WANTS to be fat" theyre fucking lying ok? people do, and should be allowed to, take pride in their bodies NOT IN SPITE of their size but Because of it and it's not an embarrassing thing to strive for. wanting to gain weight doesn't have to go deeper than "i think it would look good on me" as with anything else related to appearance
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