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"dont put shit on the floor" does the rent we pay every month not include the floor too, mother? When god sings with his creations, will the floor not be a part of the choir?
#free real estate#i put my shit wherever i want#im TWENTY#ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½dont put yout stuff on the floorā is a ploy by big furniture to make you buy more shelves that are unstable require assembly take up space#while the floor is there#is stable#dirt will get on stuff just as much as it does on a shelf#no assembly it came with your house i hope#LET ME PUT SHIT ON MY FLOOR#this is america#i live in italy#im just a creature#the floor is the closest to the ground#my shit is in touch with nature#and its creations#and it marvels#my shit is happier on the FLOOR
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Prompt:
Dick stumbles upon Jason while heās at his most deranged and sawing heads off people to stuff them into a duffle bag and deliver it gift wrapped to the GCPD.
Dick is sick to his stomach. How can one person be capable of something so atrocious and laugh while doing it!? He needs to get back to the cave. He needs to warn Batman and Robin. This new player isnāt just dangerous, heās evidently trying to rival his namesake in blood and violence alone and heās succeeding.
(If Dick hadnāt been too busy keeping his late dinner inside his stomach, he may have noticed the warning creaks of the support beam.
As it is, the chains holding the beam in place snap and Dick goes down. Tumbling straight into the gory mess giving himself a concussion to boot at the Red Hoodās feet.
Shit.)
#Jason is a bit maniacal#and still riding a Lazarus pit high#but then Nightwing pretty much falls from the ceiling#and Jason says#free real estate#he didnāt plan on this happening but thereās no better way to rule up Bruce than to kidnap his favorite bird right?#after all#the Original Boy Wonder#is so much better to have at his mercy than just the little cuckoo bird#Bruce is sure to do anything to get him back#Jason will have his revenge#one way or another#dick didnāt exactly treat him WELL when he was alive#so you know what they say about two birds and one stone#sadly he did NOT plan on Dick being so depressive and mopey and lowkey burnt out#Jasonās mother hen instincts are coming through strong and he doesnāt like it#the pitās got no chance#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#robin#red hood#Nightwing#dick and Jason#bruce wayne#tim drake#prompts#fic#angst
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befriend , marry, kill: iliad edition
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befriend teucer, kill Locrian Ajax, Marry Menelaus
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Hey human, come over here.
[Prints]
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okay so if we go with the theory that Armand purposely made Lestat leave out the mention of Danielās name in his books, that opens so many possibilities,,
#what if he was in fact there thru it all huh#and armand just wanted to protect him#free real estate#devil's minion#iwtv#tvc#daniel molloy#armand
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Being honest, of all people and Persona users in the series, I think Nyarlathotep would hate Makoto and Kotone the most. To such ungodly level that, by jungian "pyshics" (enantiodromia), turns back to respect. That's because they reached the answer to life's greatest question; they are "living, breathing" affirmations of life's potential to become whole and individuated, incarnations of the archetype of the Self, the meaning of life that Nyarlathotep always tries to deny (he is chaos in the absurdist sense, after all).
Though I agree he would lost interest on them after a while, despite the Great Seal showing him wrong into a fundamental level. I also agree with his interest for the PT. Just like Yaldabaoth, Maruki, Enlil, Salmael... and, really, a long list of deities show, good intentions can easily turn into catatstrophes for humanity.
You raise some good points. Maybe if Nyarly bothered to see what they were about beyond "fighting to stop Nyx", Minato/Kotone would become his new hyperfixation. I like to believe Nyarly (if he's still around by P3) began to gain an interest in SEES beyond seeing them as another ones' puppets after Ikutsuki's betrayal. This interest would grow as Minato/Kotone began to formulate their own beliefs and stand out more as the true leaders even outside the field, and peaked in the fight against the Avatar.
If Minato/Kotone had survived the fight (Nyarly probably realized they would die by Seal anyway) then they would have reached Tatsuya-levels of interest. A Great Seal doesn't provide much for philosophical conversation and they're impossible to try to corrupt. Its a Seal. This is probably a good thing, since Nyarly would have gone for the "let's traumatize them until I break them" route. Nyarly, in all his stupid glory, probably went "it doesn't count because they died in the end. So there. I win and everyone is doomed no matter what", completely missing (or ignoring) the point.
#its ironic when you dodge a bullet by dying#what will happen when minato/kotone is freed from the seal?#probably nothing since atlus ignores p1 and p2 but in my mind nyarly immediatly remembers SEES and goes š#free real estate#welcome to chili's#nyarlathotep#minato arisato#makoto yuki#kotone shiomi#hamuko arisato#minako arisato#i have connected the dots
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i JUST realised i can also make hanahaki fanart of bagginshield
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fourth of july - sufjan stevens
i wanted to try rendering. it didnāt work. but iām still ok with it
[image id: a digital artwork of ruin dlc sun and moon. they are staring up at a hole in the daycare ceiling. the words āshall we look at the moon?ā are written to the side, lyrics from the song āfourth of julyā. /end id]
#the dlc comes out this month#this month is july#angst piece with sad music about july?#free real estate#fnaf ruin#fnaf ruin spoilers#fnaf sb#fnaf#fnaf sun#fnaf moon
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Imagine Doug & Mary visiting the inn if we would get a Season 3 š„° Tim Heidecker is an iconic meme legend and deserved more screen time!
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Guys I made bread :D
Who wants some?
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hmmmm
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Fighting game idea: Public Domination!
It's got all the popular fictional characters that entered the public domain and their skill sets are based on the source materials!
#video games#public domain#free real estate#literature#crossover#fighting games#super smash bros#super smash ultimate#street fighter#mortal kombat#dracula#sherlock holmes#frankenstein#mickey mouse#dantes inferno#werewolf#werewolves#van helsing
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#Trust us#white male privilege#mansplaining#white privelage#chauvinism#critical race theory#upper class#male entitlement#1950s#diversity#media bias#bias#Doomed#parody#Making a bad situation worse#inspiration#quotes#quote of the day#Satire#Salesmen#smug#trust no one#Itās easy#free real estate#george carlin#Capitalism#sexism#patriarchy#iām giving up#its too much
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Free Real Estate AdamsApple or RadioApple Prompt
With a Side of Steven Universe
So, I had an idea that I originally attempted to apply to my Alastor x Lilith x Lucifer polycule AU, the Unholyverse, but after some thought, I realized itād probably work better with AdamsApple. Or with RadioApple thatās not in my particular AU. But weāll circle back to that.
Iām not a huge AdamsApple shipper, and I donāt wanna get into another RadioApple AU, so I figured Iād pass along the prompt in case anyone else wants to five it a shot.
The Prompt:
Charlie singing Both of You from Steven Universe, with Lucifer as Greg, Adam or Alastor as Pearl, and Lilith as Rose.
I know that the intent for Greg and Pearlās relationship in the original was platonic/coparent, but half the fun of transferring details into AUs like this is switching up relationships, so you can make it into whatever you want. Romantic, platonic, queerplatonic. Go nuts!
How much (if any) of the rest of the Mr. Greg episode gets incorporated is also up to whoever picks up the prompt.
Specifics by Ship:
AdamsApple:
Lucifer and Adam bond over the mutual love and loss of Lilith. Perhaps with Sinner!Adam?
RadioApple:
You can either throw in some previous Alastor x Lilith, or you can find something else for them to bond over. They could absolutely fit into the strained, forced-proximity coparenting dynamic, just with the twist of an already-adult offspring.
Well Wishes:
Good luck to anyone who picks up the prompt! If you wanna tag me, Iād be incredibly grateful and more than happy to give your work a boost with a reblog and/or posting your AO3 link.
#fanbyās fuckery#hazbin hotel#adamsapple#radioapple#fanfic prompt#fanfic prompts#fanfiction prompts#fanfiction prompt#free real estate#free real estate prompt#free real estate prompts
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@shiningstages hello
She's staringāanxiously soāat the captain, as if building up the courage to ask a favor.
#ic. phoebe#shiningstages#free real estate#ACTUALLY IF U RATHER WANNA USE SOMEONE ELSE THEN DO IT heart emoji
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