#that's not how shuffling works

[girlwiththegreenhat]

i love that i queued a bunch of wotw shit, shuffled the queue, and now it's just. all at the front of the queue apparently

[aria0fgold]

With a glass body

You bear the weight of the world

Praying for safety

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.12 because I have once again forgotten about this

Tom: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Sam. Sam: I told Luke that his ears turn red when he lie. AJ: Do they? Sam: No. AJ: Then why did you tell him that? Sam: Because I can do this. Sam: Hey Luke! Do you love us? Luke, with his hands over his ears: No. Sam: Just trust your gut! Tom: Dude, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

Sam: Hey, do you know the password to Tom’s computer? AJ: Fuck you, Sam. Sam: Hey!! AJ: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSam". Sam: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe. Sam: Why am I the bad guy? Luke: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing. Luke: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're… blurry. Tom: I'm bored, any suggestions? Luke: Sleeping is nice. Tom: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it. AJ, confused and exasperated: Tom, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? Tom: Politely. Tom: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people. Sam: Tom gave me a get better soon card. Luke: That's sweet! Sam: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better. Sam: Quacking in my boobs over this Sam: QUAKING* Sam: BOOTS* FUCKER. AJ: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Sam: AJ: Vroom vroom, come out already. Tom: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Tom: *aggressively throws water bottles* Luke: Uh...what's up with him? AJ: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Tom: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Sam, crying: It's working. Luke: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective Sam: *crouches down* AJ: *kneels down* Tom: *sits on the floor* Luke: Luke: I hate all of you. Luke: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Tom? Tom: ...Not really. Luke: Nothing? Tom: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there. Luke: Sam...I'm gonna cry! Sam: Please don't. Luke, crying: Request denied. AJ: I've been expecting you, Luke. Luke: How did you do that without turning around? AJ: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you. Luke: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Sam: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

[daeyumi]

Summer in Koholint 🏝️⛱️☀️

My piece for the Zelda yearly planner zine!! I had sooo much fun with this one, Link’s Awakening is one of my absolute fave Zelda games so I was super excited to be able to draw it for the planner!

Leftover sales are going on here if anyone’s interested:

[djevelbl]

GUESS WHO I'M DRAWING NOOOOWWWWW~!!!!

[delimeful]

I was wondering, do you ever play around in any of the worlds you've created without planning to write a story about it? Like imagining what-ifs or imagining if you were in that world? I've been really into the humans are space orcs stories lately and I have certain fantasies in those worlds I've been daydreaming for the past months. But even when I imagine a completely different backstory for them, I recently realized I usually imagine the races you described in WIBAR and YCGB and other alien fics. Still daydream of sanders sides characters a lot and now Ampen and Ulgorii just live in my brain as character concepts lol

it's hard to say that i play around without planning to write about it, because most of the time, if i roll an idea or concept for a story around in my head for long enough, i inevitably end up wanting to put it to words properly :'D but i certainly do like to imagine or daydream about my worlds so often that there's plenty that doesn't make it to my published stories

for "what-ifs" i even have a folder that's mostly a collection of spin offs/alternate POVs of some of my AUs! here's the placeholder titles of a handful of them, ranging from extreme silly to extreme angst lol

when it comes to humans are space orcs stories, i do love to play around with the setting + characters i already have (as my biggest universe, wibar has SO MANY of the aforementioned spin off/AU ideas) but i also love to come up with new alien designs + fun ways the designs can be juxtaposed with human deathworlder stuff, so i often end up branching out and making something new! i'm flattered that my designs have joined your imaginings though :D

as for lime in the wibar-verse... i've speculated on it a few times, and atm i think my wibarsona would probably be not a human, but a crav'on! spiky lime :) i have seen some very cute art/writing/speculation with other people's self inserts, mostly as humans, and i think it's so fun that others are playing in my sandbox too! ^_^

[ieidolon]

do haewon is deeply fascinating to me bc i don't know if she's lying about loving or not loving park jeongje. i would read a whole novel with her as the unreliable narrator and im not joking

[midmorningsong]

Thinking about all the trigun (primarily vashwood) aus I've gotten to read and see art of and if there are any I have -not- seen yet and you know what hit me? Figure-skating au. (remembering when YOI was at it's peak and every fandom under the sun got an iceskating au).

And you know as far as parallel themes to cannon go it practically writes itself?? Vash and Knives as a paired skating team, Knives suddenly can't compete for their upcoming season (injury from them doing a move together? Vash wanting to split because of personal conflict? could spin it a few ways depending on what story elements you wanted to focus on), enter Wolfwood, a lesser-known solo skater doing exceptionally well in his smaller events, who is offered some insane sum of money to go be Vash's partner (taking it to support the orphanage ofc).

Usual vashwood conflict and cooperation in spades as they circle each other like anxious sharks while reading each other for filth; being a super intuitive and great skating pair while emotionally growing way way past both their lines of 'person I am working with because of circumstances' to 'genuine friend but we don't talk about that' to 'most important person in my life who has seen every bare crater of the landscape of my soul and did not look away from any of it oh god when did this development happen'

If you want to make WW's position even spicier and tie in his betrayal guilt you could have Knives be paying him to appeal as Vash's partner out of all the other picks, so that he can maintain control of Vash and inform WW of how he wants Vash's intense training regime to be upheld (again lots of ways you could spin this depending on what the focus of their relationships are; if you're going for something a lot more mentally fucked up and close to cannon or playing with the kinder world of a modern au)

[kaiowut99]

GX Finalized-Subs!113 (WIP): Class Dismissed

[lyssa-ohno]

Chaining Intention by Treow

My piece for the HEARTBEATS Vocaloid zine on twitter

behold if you would my early 2010 iPod ad miku

one of my favorite songs of all time please go support the other artists and the full release of the zine to see my full commentary!

HEARTBEATS zine

[siblingshuffle]

to the "its pride mont you know what that means post" and thats why splash and hornet are trans now

I suppose them’s the rules

Thanks, Anon!

(the drawing the anon referenced)

[t4tboblin]

happy boblin week day 2!! to celebrate i’m sharing my sweet little boblin playlist. enjoy!

[stone-stars]

tagged by @arts-i-enjoy, put your "on repeat" playlist (or just favorite songs) on shuffle and let your followers choose which one they like best

no pressure tags: @purplecladmerchant @crazyness-overpowers @damienthepious @pinkpuffballdude @dulcecatrina @badass-sunshine @metamagic-adept @theatricuddles

[emily-mooon]

SCOTT PILGRIM CHARACTERS AS ALVVAYS SONGS PT 2: KIM PINE + BELINDA SAYS

I’ll egress to inverness with nothing in my pocket/ Belinda says that heaven is a place on earth/ Well so is hell

Song

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[puppppppppy]

i feel shy talking here when i dont have anything worth sharing but i cant help feeling like ive said things in the tags that could be brought up in court

[raayllum]

ch9 of fanon s6 is almost done

prior word count: 2,724 current word count: 5,219 expected word count: 6-7k

[Ezran] would just have to make it through the rest of the day, and hope he could sleep the headache off if he couldn’t get the box open himself. There was likely no way to break the box without also breaking the phial inside, and that would make the whole thing pointless.

There were no other alternatives, except...

Callum’s voice arose easily in his head, soft yet chiding. You shouldn’t be going down to see him at all, Ez. He’s dangerous. You can’t trust him. 

But he was here—so Viren would have to do.