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le16erc ยท 3 days ago
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๐œ๐ก๐š๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐š๐ฅ โœฉ ๐จ๐ฉ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ
๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ: ๐š ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐›๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž-๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐จ๐ฌ๐œ๐š๐ซ <๐Ÿ‘
๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก, ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ, ๐ข๐๐ค ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ง๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ข๐ 
๐š/๐ง: ๐’๐ˆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐’๐ˆ๐ ๐‚๐ˆ๐“๐˜ ๐–๐€๐’๐๐“ ๐Œ๐€๐ƒ๐„ ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐”
โ€ข ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ข๐œ ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ <๐Ÿ‘
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๐ง๐ข๐œ๐คโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐  ๐ซ๐ž๐œ: ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐โ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐š ๐›๐จ๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ญ ๐›๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฏ๐š๐ ๐ž/๐›๐ซ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ข๐ฒ๐š๐ณ .........................................................................................
getting served in the middle of an empty mclaren garage was something oscar couldnโ€™t have imagined in his filthiest fantasies, or even comprehend as he watched it happen firsthand.
โ€œfuckkkk, baby.โ€ he groaned, pushing her head down further on his aching length. sheโ€™d been teasing him the entire afternoon, placing a lingering touch all to close to his waistband in front of an interviewer, or hiking her sundress up just enough for him to catch a glimpse of her panties. heโ€™d had enough at that point, grabbing her hand and leading her to the now empty and free-of-nosy-interviewers room. the sun was now lowering, casting golden beams into the open garage as the night reared its head towards vegas, promising the city those deep, dark hues adorned by planes and stars. the troublesome city always roared alive at this hour, the crowds of irresponsible youths and married men alike flocking to the sinful secret escapades lurking in clubs and alleyways.
โ€œgonna win for me, osc? i wanna see you soaked in champagne.โ€ she had smiled prettily, earlier embarrassing oscar in front of an interviewer. heโ€™d clenched his fists and promised to himself that heโ€™d fuck that little smirk off of her face soon enough.
โ€œyou wanna act like a filthy little slut, hmm? well, guess what, my love? youโ€™re gonna get fucked like one.โ€ he groaned, eyes trained on the way his entire dick disappeared between her lips. he wanted to caress her, applaud her for just how good she was being for him. but he knew better, and he could tell that his girl had been in a state to be absolutely destroyed for too long. after all, who was he to deny her the thing she so desperately sought after?
her muffled cries were lost against his cock, her watering lashes batting up at him for mercy. bucking into the warmth of her wet mouth thoughtlessly, he could feel himself hitting the back of her throat. oscar could swear that she was simply meant for him, sent from the divine above to satisfy his every desire for something to devote himself to entirely. being rough was one thing, but he was obsessed with slut-shaming the very girl he had corrupted himself.
no words were needed, the way she worked her tongue around him was more than enough. bobbing her head up and down, she raised her manicured hands to work whatever she couldnโ€™t fit in her mouth. after allowing a whimper to spill from his lips at the feeling of her caressing the rest of him, oscar pulled her hair to observe her drooling mouth around him. he began smirking at the thought of what her parents would think. their only daughter, eagerly swallowing her boyfriendโ€™s entire dick down her throat, in a garage open for anyone to see. surely, theyโ€™d disown her for the debauchery. his thoughts were rudely interrupted by her gags, her throat closing up around his cock and squeezing him like a vice. oh, he wouldnโ€™t have any of this tonight. not after the hell of a day sheโ€™d given him with all the teasing and touching.
โ€œfucking take it. god, youโ€™re pathetic. canโ€™t even take it all. if youโ€™re gonna pull this shit, i swear to god iโ€™ll walk out.โ€ he spat, glaring down at his girl with hooded eyes. heโ€™d trained her throat, he had been privileged enough to be her first and know that she could do better. it was an empty threat, either way. her mouth felt far too good for oscar to even consider pulling out right now. he continued rolling his hips to meet her throat, ruthlessly fucking her throat raw.
โ€œyour boyfriendโ€™s a future world champion, baby. fucking suck like i am.โ€ he grunted, forcing her head to go all the way to his base, where he sheathed himself deeper into the shelter of her mouth. the hungry hums from between her lips sent vibrations through his entire body, sending him into a deathly pleasant warmth. oscar slapped her cheek harshly, a groan leaving him as he felt his own thumb expertly pressing down on the bulge adorning her mouth. โ€œgonna cum, baby. swallow it all for me.โ€ he huffed, his mouth going slack as his eyebrows scrunched together. this was bliss for him, his eyes going blurry as he felt the warmth of his impending orgasm.
the cord finally snapped within the deepest depths of him, a thrilling rush pooling at his belly. oscar came with a loud groan, his most gutteral and vocal moment out of bed. pulling out of the sanctuary that was her mouth, he came all over her face. oscar watched as his cock leaked all over her lashes and cheeks, spilling his hot release on her made up face. the mascara running was his sign that heโ€™d completely used her up, sparing no kindness to his beloved girlfriend. admittedly, this was the best possible pre-race gift she could have given him.
โ€œaww, look at you, my girl. just soaked, arenโ€™t you? well, thatโ€™s ok. thatโ€™ll make two of us soon enough.โ€ he smiled down at her, watching his load drip from her cheeks down to her chest. at her innocent smile up at him, he realized that from then on, vegas was theirs. championship and all.
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i cannot just chill mark my words oscar is gonna be a wdc-
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dsireland86 ยท 22 hours ago
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Can you please write something about that new Folio pic x fem reader i am obsessed with that picture
This one, right? If not, I'm very sorry, but I'm obsessed with this one and it makes me think happy thoughts, lol!
Photoshoot
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"Where is Folio? Folio!! Dude, where the hell are you?"
Bryan's voice echoed through the halls of the stadium, ringing out louder than an intercom. It was annoying, and you'd do anything to get him to stop.
"Bryan, please shut up," you hollered back, rolling your eyes, letting your head fall into your hands.
"Well then, find your man. It's like he's vanished into thin air.โ€
"Yeah, Y/N, find your man."
Noah appeared, mocking Bryan and earning himself a nice slap in the stomach.
"Ooff," Noah cringed.
"Have you seen Folio?" Bryan asked, raising his brows at Noah. "I really need to get the new shots of all of you before the heathens start pouring in."
"Heathens, you mean fans," I chuckled, knowing how much Bryan hated people bombarding into his space when he was trying to work.
"As a matter of fact, I have. He and Nick went to get haircuts."
You knew this already but pretended not to just so you could watch Bryan get all worked up and irritated. He even looked over at you, narrowing his eyes.
"You already knew that, didn't you?"
Trying to hide your grin, you covered your mouth with your palm.
"I don't know what you're talking about," staring out into the gigantic field before you. The stadium could hold almost fifty thousand people, and the show tonight was sold out. When the hell did their small little Warped Tour band get so big?
"Y/N, I swear to god, if you don't tell him to get back here in an hour, you're dead," Bryan threatened you, half grinning.
"Then Matt won't have an assistant," you said sweetly and gave him an innocent look.
"You better not fuck with my assistant, Bryan," Matt barked, carrying a box of cables and handing them off to you.
"Take those down to the front for me?"
"Sure thing, Boss," you smiled, taking the box from him.
Matt rolled his eyes. "Don't call me, boss. Remember, I've seen you naked."
"Oh my god, that was not my fault! You walked in on me showering!"
"I never said it was your fault," Matt laughed, bopping your nose with his finger.
"Kiss ass," Noah said under his breath.
"Fuck you, Noah," you retorted, knowing very well it was all a joke.
"Oh baby, I would love it if you would!"
You rolled your eyes and kept walking.
"In your dreams, Noah," you yelled out.
"Already have," he yelled back.
You just kept walking, too embarrassed to look back.
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Walking down the white brick hallway, dragging your fingers along the cool stones as you did, you could hear voices coming from up ahead, followed by loud laughter.
Stopping suddenly, you looked into the faces of the two guys responsible for all the drama earlier and one solid look at Folio, and you were absolutely done for. The way he smiled at you had you melting into a puddled mess.
"I'm gonna," Nicholas said, looking from you to Folio, nodding his head towards the stairs.
"Yeah, alright. We'll be up in a few."
Folio couldn't take his eyes off you and the feeling was mutual. His fresh haircut, neatly shaved on the sides and around the back, parted perfectly on the left side right above his ear so the longer part on top could be swept over and back was doing things for you. He had the right amount of gel in it, too, which gave it the sexy wet look that always drove you crazy.
You were aching to run your fingers through it, to take it between your fingers and yank on its roots, pulling those familiar grunts and groans out of Folio that always made your core moist and ready.
He knew you were thinking things. His sweet little grin proved it.
"We've got time."
You smiled, walking your fingers up your man's chest that was covered by a thin black shirt. The scent of his cologne made you lightheaded and weak at the knees because of how fucking good it smelled.
"Bryan will kill me if I keep you any longer, especially when he sees Nicholas and not you."
Folio stared down at you, laying a soft kiss on your forehead.
"Yeah, but I've got a problem that needs fixing before I can go up there."
You chuckled, letting your fingers wander over Folio's neck, taking in his haircut and everything about him that you loved.
"Oh, you do? Sounds like someone is making excuses."
Folio took one of your hands and drove it down until it hit the very thing he was intending for it to touch.
"I'm so fucking hard for you, baby. I need you to fix me before I can go up there."
You pulled back and looked at him and the one little glint in his eyes was all it took for you to give in.
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Folio drank you in, watching as you straddled his thigh. His hands laid loosely on your hips, avoiding the temptation to yank down your pants to feed his hungry appetite.
Your hands found his hair, and instantly his head fell back against the couch, mouth falling open to release a small soft moan as you began sliding your fingers through the soft wet like strands of his hair like you had imagined earlier.
Your fingers raked over his scalp, massaging the top and the sides, making Folio nothing but puddy in your hands.
"Kiss me," he murmured, looking up at you sweetly. You obliged him, grabbing the back of his head and bringing his mouth yours, kissing him as if your life depended on it.
He groaned against your lips and you felt the strangled sound in your clit, making your panties a little wetter.
Trailing your lips down his jaw, the tanned, tender skin of Folio's neck looked too delicious to not taste. Latching your lips to his neck, you sucked his skin, running your tongue and lips over it, making him whimper beneath you. His slight gasp and thrusting of his hips made you smile.
"You still want me to fix you," you whispered, leaning your forehead against his, clinging to his broad shoulders.
Folio swallowed. "Fuck yes, please." He grabbed your ass and pushed your lower body into him, slightly bucking his hips.
"I've been fantasizing about this all week," he confessed, grinning weakly.
You hummed in approval, dragging your hands down his neck and the front of his chest, watching his eyes grow wider with anticipation. It made you giggle as you kissed his pouty lips again. The smile that spread across Nick's own face made your heart race.
Dropping to your knees before him, your fingers trailed along the zipper of his pants. You lifted the bottom of his shirt just enough to slip your fingers beneath it and find the top button of his jeans, undoing it. He lifted up as you tugged his jeans down, revealing his already half hardened covered cock The sight made you weak, making you want him ever more. Removing his jeans fully and dropping them on the floor next to you, you proceeded to remove his boxers, taking a deep breath and biting your bottom lip the moment his cock was fully exposed.
His thickness, the precum covering the swollen pink tip, the ridges and veins you loved to drag your tongue over, all of it was driving you mad, making you desperate for him.
Folio's hands were laying flat on the couch beside him, waiting for you to make your move. You looked up at him as though you were as desperate and needy as he was. Dragging his tongue between his lips, a small smile, almost like a smirk, graced Folioโ€™s lips.
"Well, are you gonna fix me, sweetheart? Hmm? You gonna wrap those pretty pink lips around my cock?"
Folio slipped his hand behind your neck and applied some light pressure, signaling what he wanted you to do. With one hand on his thigh, you softly gripped his swollen shaft, sliding your hand all the way down to the base, then back up, sighing over the feeling of it in your hand. Nick let his head fall against the back of the couch, licking his lips and rolling his head side to side with his eyes shut tight, moaning softly.
"Fuck, baby, you make that feel so good," he smiled, when he opened his eyes to look at you. The little tendrils of hair that fell over his forehead made him so irresistible.
"You like how it feels in your hand, don't you?"
"Mmmhmm, I do," you agreed, sitting up and kissing Folio again, pleased to see the satisfied look on his face.
The warmth of him in your hands was intoxicating. You felt every little throb and twitch each time you squeezed and pulled or went back down. Looking down and watching the small trickles of precum spill from the tiny slit on his pink head hit your clit, sending strong tingling vibrations through your body.
Keeping direct eye contact with him, you lowered your head and took him in your mouth, sliding your tongue down the backside of his shaft before closing your lips around it, moving your head up and down. Folio's head fell back again with the tip of his tongue protruding between his lips as quiet mumbles of "fuck" and "oh my god" fell from his lips. He was in heaven, and you were the one taking him there.
Rolling your tongue around the ridges of his cock, tasting the saltiness of the precum seeping through, you looked up at him with all the love and adoration you felt for him, hoping he could feel the emotions coming from you as you took him fully in, down to the base. Folio jerked, thrusting his hips and forcing his cock deeper into your mouth.
"Oh god, baby, I love you so much," he groaned while gently holding the back of your head. Nick pumped into you, hitting that perfect spot in the back of your throat that made you gag. Saliva trickled down your chin the harder you sucked him, forcing his fingers to tangle in your hair.
"Fuck, yeah just like that baby, oh god," Folio muttered, bucking his hips. "Good girl, take it all baby, deep throat my cock. Show me how much you want it."
His words were music to your eyes. His praises were the light to your soul. There was nothing you wouldn't do for this man under you. He had you entirely forever.
Using your hand, you began to pump his shaft while still sucking and licking, hollowing out your cheeks until they were sore. Nick pushed himself deeper, spreading your slips apart, and guiding every inch of his shaft to the back of your throat.
"Holy fuck, sweetheart, how are you so fucking good at this," Folio laughed, grabbing the back of my hair. He gripped it tightly, directing your movements and moaning loudly, begging you not to stop. You continued bobbing your head up and down, sucking on his cock and massaging his balls, the softness of them feeling so light and perfect in my hand.
"Oh my god, baby, that's it, use your tongue. Make me cum. Fuck, fuck!" he panted.
With every hard thrust, Folio's cock tightened in your mouth. He was so close.
Wrapping your hand around his shaft again, you pumped him tightly, sucking his tip and nipping at the end of it, making him writhe in absolute pleasure.
"Jesus! Fuck, baby I'm about to cum! Take it all, Y/N. Make me cum baby, please!"
Sucking his tender head a few more times did it.
Folio groaned, his hips jerking violently, and his warm cum shot out hitting the back of your throat. You swallowed, drinking everything he poured into you.
"Ughhh, holy fuck, baby," Folio gasped, voice raspy and out of breath. You sat back on your feet wiping your mouth with your shirt, smiling.
"So," you stated, helping him get his pants on and fix himself before climbing onto his lap and latching your hands onto his shoulders. Folio secured you to him with his hands pressed firmly against your ass.
"So," he repeated, accepting the kiss you laid on his lips.
"Still broken?"
His laughter vibrated onto you.
"If broken means I get to have that every time just so you'll fix me, then baby, I'll stay forever broken for you."
Folio rubbed his nose against yours before placing a small kiss on the end of it.
"Forever broken, huh? Maybe that should become our phrase, like our code word or something," you chuckled, laying into him. That's when you gasped, knowing Bryan was going to kill you for what you did.
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"Seriously, Y/N! A hickey! Right in the middle of the side of his neck! Of all the fucking places," Bryan cried.
Noah snickered, covering his mouth with his fist before turning around and looking over at you.
"Busted," he croaked.
You glared at him, holding up the middle finger.
Noah shrugged, giving you that shit eating grin of his. You rolled your eyes, turning away from him.
"Dude, fix your hair," Nicholas barked at Folio, flicking the random pieces of stay hair.
"Get off me, Nick, I got it! I'm not a little kid."
"Yeah, obviously. Y/N made that perfectly clear," Noah teased, earning him another heated, annoyed glare from you.
"I'm sorry, Bryan. It wasn't my fault," you apologized, trying not to laugh.
Bryan's face fell. "Not your fault? Y/N, Folio didn't do that to himself."
"Yeah, I know, but that hair cut, and that face, and the way he smells, I just, I couldn't... ugghh, fuck!" you grumbled in frustration.
Folio looked at you grinning from ear to ear as Alana tried to cover as much of the hickey as she could, finally giving up.
"It'll work for the show, but not for the picture," she chuckled.
"Fine whatever," Bryan frowned, tossing Folio a black ski mask. "Put that over your shoulder, and follow me."
"There," Bryan pointed towards a white sheet hanging up against the wall in front of him. "I was going to have you look at the camera, like the last one we did like this, but now," he groaned, glaring at me, "you'll just have to look sideways. So, look at your girl toy over there, and don't move."
Nicholas and Noah were rolling with laughter as Folio turned sideways for the shot. He looked straight at you, sighing as you smiled at him.
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dinsbeskar ยท 2 days ago
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I'm in fucking tears
Babe this is absolutely gorgeous, I am gonna cry about it for a while tbh, I have no words!!!
He had no idea he would be able to see himself in a song written by commoners and yet, he sometimes wondered himself why the Valar had created him. And he often wished they had not. It would save him pain and suffering that he was not able to speak of.
Oh yikes I'm in pain already
Because Halbrand most likely had broken such promises many times before and Sauron had planned that, too. But now, looking deep into her eyes, he suddenly wanted to change his mind. He did not want to be like Halbrand โ€“ he wanted to be a better version of him.
NOT THIS DARK LORD TAKING HALBRAND'S WIFE AND TREATING HER BETTER THAN HE EVER DID, WANTING TO BE BETTER FOR HER
I WANT TO DIE
โ€œI don't deserve you,โ€ he admitted and caressed her cheek gently.
The high pitched dolphin noises that came out of me, oh my lord, the softness??? The tenderness???
Humiliating it was and very humbling for the disciple of Aulรซ to be reduced to the role of a common smith's errand boy.
He needs to be humbled!!! But he does it for her!!!! God I am in pain, I am swinging from the ceiling
Sauron didn't think much in that moment as the primal instincts took over him. He hid his coins away and hurried to (Y/N)'s stand as he grabbed the rude man by his tunic and turned him around.
โ€œAre you bothering my wife?โ€ He asked, raising his eyebrows.
Mark me down as scared and horny!!! Love this for him, protective husband sauron gives me life ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
โ€œOh, but it's different, is it not? This man deserves it,โ€ Sauron hissed out and when he was sure that (Y/N) kept glancing at the guards, he allowed his eyes to transform into two snake-like orbs that visibly terrified the rude man.
OH MY GOD BABY NO (BABY YES)
That guy will be rocking in a corner for the next 50 years wondering who the hell he messed with
Hilarious
โ€œIf you think I am going to let some bastard treat you this way, love, then you are mistaken. If I must rot in that cell for a lifetime, then I shall,โ€ Sauron shrugged his arms and Halbrand's wife looked at him as if he had just said something crazy.
It's the protectiveness for me!!!! Over some random woman he didn't give two shits about!!! How the tables have tabled!!!
He had been waiting for her to come and now he was shocked, nearly startled. As if he had forgotten already about his scheme.
Lmfao sauron pulling a 'new phone who dis' on galadriel
Sauron felt an odd tug inside his heart at those words. Even though going with Galadriel to Middle-earth and continuing his plan while leaving annoying (Y/N) behind would be an ideal outcomeโ€ฆ He felt challenged now to refuse Galadriel just to show (Y/N) that he could do better than that.
It's the fact he cares about his wife's opinion more than galadriel's now, like holy shit I am clashing cymbals and blowing trumpets over here
โ€œI know ye want to. Just go, claim the title that's not yours, go on. But don't be stupid enough to think she'd ever want ye the way ye want her. Please, husband, don't embarrass yerself by thinkin' she'd want a filthy, ragged commoner,โ€ (Y/N) whispered but in her voice there was no malice โ€“ it was pure worry and concern. Love.
Nooooooo oh god my heart, bless her, like he's been better to her than her husband ever was and she's still like
Yeah go on then, off you go ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ€œI'm not that stupid,โ€ Sauron approached her with hesitance and put his hands on her arms to comfort her. โ€œI know you're the only woman who is crazy enough to love me.โ€
โ€œBut is that enough to make ye stay?โ€ She asked and her lower lip trembled.
He did not answer but he pulled her close to his chest to wrap his arms around her and kiss the top of her head.
YES
SAURON/READER NATION, WE HAVE WON
Oh god this was so soft, my heart aches, they're so fucking cute wtfffff
What if it was a second chance for him? Not for Sauron, but for the real him โ€“ Maironโ€ฆ? What if it was his chance to get redeemed? To be at peace finally as if all the suffering Morgoth had put him through had never taken place?
YES BABY IT'S ALL ABOUT BREAKING THE CYCLE
(Y/N) shifted slightly in his arms and he looked down at her face that was now lit up by the first rays of the rising sun getting through the window. At that moment, that common and simple woman looked like the most beautiful creature in the whole world to him. And she certainly felt like peace.
She felt like what, sorry???? Felt like peace, you say??? How about you come to my house and stab me slowly in person???
Dead. Just dead.
โ€œWhat if I told you I was not your husband?โ€ He tried to make it sound light-hearted as if he was jesting. โ€œThat I'm a spirit that took over his body at that time when he was away while the village was being attacked?โ€ He looked down at her, nervously.
LMFAO LOL BABE WHAT IF I WAS A FORMERLY EVIL SPIRIT BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION??
It's like, would you love me if I were a worm, but on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
โ€œYe're crazy, Hal,โ€ she chuckled and opened her eyes lazily. Then, she tilted her head and reached her hand up to caress his hair. โ€œBut, mayhaps, I'd believe that, ye know? 'Cause ye've changed a lot since then,โ€ she admitted and hesitated for a moment as she bit on her lower lip. โ€œIt doesn't matter, love. I love ye the way ye are now โ€“ more than I've ever loved ye, even though I didn't think it was possible,โ€ she confessed and Sauron felt his heart swelling inside his chest as he leaned down to join their lips together in a loving kiss.
Fucks sake. Like she really said she'd love him as a worm.
My heart hurts again, thank you.
As he watched the ships sail away on that day, Sauron couldn't believe that he was simply letting them go. He saw Lady Galadriel standing in her shining armour, holding her sword. She was still glancing at him as if she expected him to jump into the waters and join them no matter what
I CANNOT BELIEVE
It was the first time ever when he feltโ€ฆ tired. In the simplest and most common way, he felt exhausted and his stomach seemed to demand to have a meal. He nearly fainted at the end of his shift and when he dragged his feet back home, he was yawning. Surely, it would worry him under any other circumstances but now he was simply too tired to overthink what could have caused it. Was it some sort of a curse put on him by angry Lady Galadriel?
WHAAAAAT
Is he becoming human??? Is that what's happening here, am I going to yell again
Sauron began to suspect that he was turning into a human for some time now but it took an unusual revelation to convince him that it was truly happening indeed.
FUCK
I am overwhelmed now.
Sauron took a deep breath in. She didn't understand โ€“ it was not about being fertile or not. It was about the fact he was a Maia and there was no possibility of him putting a baby in her without doing it with his own free will.
DADDY HALBRAND IM GONNA YELL AGAIN
Lmfao he was really like
Uhhhhh is my wife that I previously wanted to murder cheating on me??? *kill bill sirens*
โ€œAnd you are going to be the death of me,โ€ he chuckled and leaned in to peck her lips.
She was going to be. Literally.
This body would start growing old normally now and, eventually, he would pass away like every mortal. But maybe he would do that laying in a bed, holding her hand and surrounded by their children.
I AM UNWELL
He goes from murder plotting to nuclear family in the blink of an eye and I love this for him!!!
Oh god it's a gorgeous twist on the giving up immortality trope, I love it so much
When they broke the kiss, (Y/N) smiled widely and caressed her husband's cheeks lovingly. She looked ethereal at that moment and a crazy thought appeared inside of his head.
โ€œTell me, love,โ€ he started and she raised an eyebrow at him, โ€œare you a spirit sent to me from Valinor to lead me back on the right path? Have I passed the test?โ€ He dared to ask and he could swear, there was a small sparkle lighting up her eyes for a short while. But then, she only laughed.
The way I literally did this
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I'm headcanoning it now, I actually kinda love this as a twist, the Valar send him a test and he passes with flying colours so he can return to Valinor (but he refuses bc he'd be parted from his family in the afterlife and we can't have that)
He kept staring at her for some time more, then he went back to looking at the ceiling. And, eventually, he turned around as well to wrap his arm around the waist of Halbrand's wife.
His wife.
It was the "his wife" for me
I'm actually emotionally broken, like damn he really just adopted her as his wife, I'm??? Idek ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ€œI have something for you, too, Princess,โ€ Halbrand assured her and took another item out of his pocket โ€“ a seashell made out of iron.
He had made sure it was crafted with the best precision and with all the tiny details, therefore it looked nearly like a real seashell. Only it was silver, which made it even better in his little girl's eyes.
GIRL DAD SAURON USING HIS SKILLS TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL TRINKETS FOR HIS DAUGHTER
IT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
Aulรซโ€™s greatest smith using his skills for good not evil, I am emotionally compromised, I'm gonna go lie down
It was nearly as peaceful and beautiful as back in the day in Valinor. Mortals perhaps were not welcome there but, apparently, they could also experience wonders as marvellous.
MY HEART, HIS FAMILY ARE AS WONDROUS AS VALINOR, I'M GONNA GO CHEW CONCRETE
It would only bring her useless pain and he knew very well that her actual husband would most likely never do all these things he had done to make her happy. He would not love her right like he could.
Okay so he is the Deceiver, and of course it's based on a lie, but it might as well stay that way??
"He would not love her right like he could" once again, you come to my house and victimise me this way
After all, it was not the sunset but her and her brother that were the real wonders. And it was not Nรบmenor that he called home but it was them โ€“ they were his better place.
THEY ARE HIS HOME I'M CRAWLING THE WALLS, I'M SWINGING FROM THE CHANDELIER
Love this was absolute gold, 10/10, 5 star, amazing
I love the softness, I really need it right now, it is healing my heart ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
โ€” SOMEPLACE BETTER (III)
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PART ONE || PART TWO
PAIRING โ€” Sauron x fem!human(?)!Reader
SUMMARY โ€” Lady Galadriel keeps convincing Halbrand and his wife to change their minds and go back to Middle-earth but Sauron is starting to realise that this new life might be his chance to start all over and redeem himself.
AUTHORโ€™S NOTE โ€” As I warned, in this part Sauron is very ooc but I'm a sucker for happy endings... I couldn't picture it any other way with a mortal Reader tbh... ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Although, whether she is really a human or not โ€“ I let you decide and interpret it whatever way you wish! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’ The song The Reader sings in this part is called Lonesome Road and I know it from Joan Baez but I changed the lyrics a little so they could fit the fantasy world better.
WORD COUNT โ€” 4,570
ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE.
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SOMEPLACE BETTER (III)
Even though he thought Halbrand's wife had given up on him already, it seemed to be quite otherwise. The guards came to Sauron in the early morning to tell him that he was free to go under a condition to never start any fight on the streets of Nรบmenor ever again. Next time, the Queen Regent would not be so merciful. And now, she would even give him a chance to prove his worth and earn the guild crest.
Apparently, (Y/N) had spent nearly the whole night begging and pleading after getting an audience.
Free to go anywhere he wanted to, he simply decided to walk back to his new home and wait there for Lady Galadriel to show up with the next idea or opportunity.
It was not going according to his plan โ€“ (Y/N) had made sure of it. But it was still going well enough and that was what mattered the most.
As he was approaching the house, he heard a familiar voice singing a song as the sound travelled through the open windows and out into the streets. The voice perhaps was not the most talented but it was not awful either and he found it oddly soothing to listen to.
Slowly and quietly, Sauron walked inside the house and leaned on the wall with crossed arms as he watched (Y/N) with a smirk. She had her back turned on him and had no idea he was there as she busied herself with brushing her hair in front of a small mirror and preparing to go to her new work.
And while doing so, she was singing. Sauron listened with curiosity because he had missed many new songs in the time when he had been regaining his strength to go back to the world of living.
And he had never been familiar with the songs of common people anyway.
โ€œThey say all good friends must part sometime. Why not you and I, my Lord? Why not you and I?โ€ (Y/N) sang softly. โ€œOh, I wish to the gods that I'd never been born or died when I was a baby, my Lordโ€ฆ Or died when I was a baby,โ€ she added and Sauron swallowed a lump in his throat.
He had no idea he would be able to see himself in a song written by commoners and yet, he sometimes wondered himself why the Valar had created him. And he often wished they had not. It would save him pain and suffering that he was not able to speak of.
โ€œOh, I wish to the gods that I'd never seen your face, heard your lyin' tongue, my Lordโ€ฆ Heard your lyin' tongue,โ€ (Y/N) kept going with the song as she put some rouge upon her cheeks. โ€œYou better look up and down that long, lonesome road where all of your friends have gone, my Lord, and you and I must goโ€ฆโ€ she continued humming and then she jumped up at the sight of him standing behind her with crossed arms. โ€œOi, Hal, I haven't seen ye. Forgive me, I know ye don't like it when I sing,โ€ she got nervous in an instant.
โ€œI don't?โ€ Sauron raised an eyebrow, surprised.
โ€œYe always say it's givin' ye headaches,โ€ (Y/N) rolled her eyes with a sigh. โ€œAnyhow, I'm off to work now,โ€ she informed him with a sweet smile and approached him to place a kiss upon his cheek.
He let her but when she wanted to move away, he grabbed her wrists to keep her in place and she raised an eyebrow at him.
โ€œWhat have you done to free me, love?โ€ He asked in a whisper.
โ€œI begged and pleaded for ye, Hal,โ€ she answered. โ€œTold the good Queen ye're naught but a man who wants to work, with a pride that's hurt. I promised ye wouldn't get in trouble again. An' ye better not.โ€ (Y/N)'s eyes filled with pain as if she knew already he would break the promise.
Because Halbrand most likely had broken such promises many times before and Sauron had planned that, too. But now, looking deep into her eyes, he suddenly wanted to change his mind. He did not want to be like Halbrand โ€“ he wanted to be a better version of him.
โ€œI don't deserve you,โ€ he admitted and caressed her cheek gently.
โ€œStart, then,โ€ she challenged him with a cracked smile and patted his chest before going out of the house.
And even though Sauron was tempted to stay inside and wait for Lady Galadriel to show up, he walked out as well and went to the forge nearby where he was supposed to start his own training to be able to earn the guild crest.
Humiliating it was and very humbling for the disciple of Aulรซ to be reduced to the role of a common smith's errand boy.
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When Sauron was coming back from work, it was getting dark already. He was walking slowly down the steps and whistling the very same song he had heard earlier that day โ€“ the one Halbrand's wife had been singing.
In his hands he was carrying a few coins he had earned on that day and he was playing with them by tossing them in the air and catching them swiftly right after. As he approached the harbour, he spotted (Y/N) standing by one of the wooden tables and selling the goods to the people standing in the queue.
He wondered why she was left alone by the stand but assumed the woman working with her was having a break. And the closer to the market he was getting, the more he could see how stressed Halbrand's wife seemed to be.
โ€œYou useless woman, you can't even count properly, can you?!โ€ Sauron heard some man's harsh words due to the fact his hearing was much better than if he was truly human.
โ€œI-I'm sorry, I'm still learnin'. How much do I owe ye, then?โ€ (Y/N) was trying to sound nice.
โ€œYou're good for nothing, stupid wench,โ€ the man spat out. โ€œWhere is Bellona?โ€
โ€œShe had to leave earlier today. Please, it is no big deal. Let me just give you back the money andโ€“โ€
โ€œYou should go back to Middle-earth where low women like you belong,โ€ the man interrupted her.
Sauron didn't think much in that moment as the primal instincts took over him. He hid his coins away and hurried to (Y/N)'s stand as he grabbed the rude man by his tunic and turned him around.
โ€œAre you bothering my wife?โ€ He asked, raising his eyebrows.
โ€œHal!โ€ (Y/N) squealed, looking nervously at the guards that were already coming their way after sensing trouble. โ€œLet go of him, I beg ye! Ye promised me ye wouldn'tโ€“โ€
โ€œOh, but it's different, is it not? This man deserves it,โ€ Sauron hissed out and when he was sure that (Y/N) kept glancing at the guards, he allowed his eyes to transform into two snake-like orbs that visibly terrified the rude man.
Sauron let go of his tunic the moment he heard the guards standing behind him and the man hurried away as quickly as possible.
โ€œIt's nothin', it's nothin'!โ€ (Y/N) exclaimed at the guards. โ€œI'm closin' for the day! Please, let us go.โ€
The men looked at each other but since the other man had run away and did not file any complaint, they just shrugged their arms and walked away alongside the rest of the people waiting in the queue.
โ€œYe promised!โ€ (Y/N) gave Sauron a very scolding look as she busied herself with tidying up the stand and collecting the money.
โ€œIf you think I am going to let some bastard treat you this way, love, then you are mistaken. If I must rot in that cell for a lifetime, then I shall,โ€ Sauron shrugged his arms and Halbrand's wife looked at him as if he had just said something crazy.
โ€œSince when are ye so gifted with words, Hal?โ€ She chuckled and shook her head. โ€œAnyhow, in that cell, ye won't be 'round to protect me. Foolish, it'd be, but ye've never been the brightest, have ye?โ€ she pointed out and Sauron gritted his teeth with an eye roll.
She kept blabbering to him about her day while they walked back to their house and even though it was a short road, it felt like forever due to her talking. However, Sauron was very surprised at the sight of Lady Galadriel sitting by the table when they entered the house.
He had been waiting for her to come and now he was shocked, nearly startled. As if he had forgotten already about his scheme.
โ€œOi!โ€ (Y/N) put her hands on her hips. โ€œIs it not illegal to sneak up on folk like that inside their own homes, Elf?!โ€ She asked. โ€œWhen'll ye leave us be, huh?โ€
โ€œThe Queen Regent agreed to gather the army. They will seek for the volunteers,โ€ Galadriel announced. โ€œPeople of Nรบmenor might not need you, Halbrand, but when we arrive in The Southlands, a strong leader will be needed. Someone to unite and show the way.โ€
โ€œSomeone to lie, ye say,โ€ (Y/N) rolled her eyes and finally closed the door behind her. โ€œBut go on, Elf, keep talkin'. I'm sure my husband'll agree sooner or later. Vain as he is, always has been,โ€ she sighed as if she was defeated.
Sauron felt an odd tug inside his heart at those words. Even though going with Galadriel to Middle-earth and continuing his plan while leaving annoying (Y/N) behind would be an ideal outcomeโ€ฆ He felt challenged now to refuse Galadriel just to show (Y/N) that he could do better than that.
โ€œI have already told the Queen Regent who you most likely are,โ€ Galadriel insisted, ignoring Halbrand's wife and looking deep into his eyes.
โ€œYou must be desperate,โ€ he pointed out with a smirk and watched his angry wife unpacking the groceries from her wicker basket on the kitchen counter.
โ€œOf course I am. And you should be, too. It is about your home. Why do you give up on it so easily?โ€ Galadriel wondered out loud.
โ€œIt gave up on us long before we ever gave up on it,โ€ (Y/N) turned around to answer her.
โ€œThis land was your place in Middle-earth. It was giving you vegetables to eat, grass to feed your animals with, clean water from the riversโ€ฆโ€ Lady Galadriel pointed out.
โ€œAnd what do ye know about it, grand Elf?โ€ (Y/N) rolled her eyes at that. โ€œIt ain't easy work growin' yer vegetables an' keepin' yer animals alive. One bad winter's all it takes to take away yer loved ones, yer cows, horses, an' chickens. I've no love for that land,โ€ she stated, harshly.
โ€œYou can change the fate of people who suffer like you have sufferedโ€ฆโ€ Galadriel's voice softened. โ€œAs their Queen,โ€ she tempted and Sauron raised an eyebrow, surprised to see how dirty she could play.
Nearly as dirty as him.
โ€œMe? A Queen?โ€ (Y/N) laughed at that. โ€œI can't even read!โ€ She only said and turned around again to deal with the groceries.
โ€œHalbrand, please. They need you,โ€ Galadriel stood up and put her hand on his shoulder before lowering her voice. โ€œI need you,โ€ she added and looked down before leaving the house quietly.
Long silence occurred between Sauron and Halbrand's wife.
โ€œGo with her,โ€ (Y/N) muttered.
โ€œWhat?โ€ Sauron looked at her, surprised. She turned around to lay her wet eyes on him.
โ€œI know ye want to. Just go, claim the title that's not yours, go on. But don't be stupid enough to think she'd ever want ye the way ye want her. Please, husband, don't embarrass yerself by thinkin' she'd want a filthy, ragged commoner,โ€ (Y/N) whispered but in her voice there was no malice โ€“ it was pure worry and concern. Love.
โ€œI'm not that stupid,โ€ Sauron approached her with hesitance and put his hands on her arms to comfort her. โ€œI know you're the only woman who is crazy enough to love me.โ€
โ€œBut is that enough to make ye stay?โ€ She asked and her lower lip trembled.
He did not answer but he pulled her close to his chest to wrap his arms around her and kiss the top of her head.
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Sauron was laying awake all night long as usual, caressing the back of Halbrand's wife and staring at the ceiling. He knew they would gather the volunteers on the next day and he still was not sure what to do.
The path he had chosen for himself was not so certain anymore. He truly did not mind the life he had here in Nรบmenor and even (Y/N)'s presence was becoming less and less annoying to him. In fact โ€“ even though she had no idea who he truly was โ€“ it felt oddly nice to be loved and taken care of. As simple as that.
He extended his hand to the nightstand and brushed the pendant laying there with his fingertips as he remembered the very first conversation he had had with the heraldry's original owner โ€“ Diarmid.
โ€œA sure path may crumble, but there's always another. Often, it can lead us someplace better. Someplace good. They say there's a place across the sea, a man can escape himself. Find another path. Perhaps another life.โ€
What if it was a second chance for him? Not for Sauron, but for the real him โ€“ Maironโ€ฆ? What if it was his chance to get redeemed? To be at peace finally as if all the suffering Morgoth had put him through had never taken place?
(Y/N) shifted slightly in his arms and he looked down at her face that was now lit up by the first rays of the rising sun getting through the window. At that moment, that common and simple woman looked like the most beautiful creature in the whole world to him. And she certainly felt like peace.
โ€œIs it time to wake up now, love?โ€ She mumbled out, sleepily.
โ€œNo, love, not yet. I will tell you when,โ€ he assured her.
โ€œGood,โ€ she smiled and nuzzled her face deeper into him.
โ€œ(Y/N)?โ€ Sauron swallowed a lump in his throat as he fidgeted with the pendant between his fingers.
โ€œHm?โ€
โ€œWhat if I told you I was not your husband?โ€ He tried to make it sound light-hearted as if he was jesting. โ€œThat I'm a spirit that took over his body at that time when he was away while the village was being attacked?โ€ He looked down at her, nervously.
โ€œYe're crazy, Hal,โ€ she chuckled and opened her eyes lazily. Then, she tilted her head and reached her hand up to caress his hair. โ€œBut, mayhaps, I'd believe that, ye know? 'Cause ye've changed a lot since then,โ€ she admitted and hesitated for a moment as she bit on her lower lip. โ€œIt doesn't matter, love. I love ye the way ye are now โ€“ more than I've ever loved ye, even though I didn't think it was possible,โ€ she confessed and Sauron felt his heart swelling inside his chest as he leaned down to join their lips together in a loving kiss.
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As he watched the ships sail away on that day, Sauron couldn't believe that he was simply letting them go. He saw Lady Galadriel standing in her shining armour, holding her sword. She was still glancing at him as if she expected him to jump into the waters and join them no matter what.
He wondered why she was so drawn to him, even after (Y/N)'s big mouth had made it clear that he was not any forgotten king. Could Galadriel feel who he was, deep inside?
But who was he? He was not sure anymore.
So, he looked away and went back on the road that would lead him to the forge where he worked these days. He was told he would get his guild crest very soon because they were in awe of his extraordinary talents.
Not only talent was his quality, though. It was also how much he was able to work at once and without breaks. At least it had been this way until recently.
It was the first time ever when he feltโ€ฆ tired. In the simplest and most common way, he felt exhausted and his stomach seemed to demand to have a meal. He nearly fainted at the end of his shift and when he dragged his feet back home, he was yawning. Surely, it would worry him under any other circumstances but now he was simply too tired to overthink what could have caused it. Was it some sort of a curse put on him by angry Lady Galadriel?
โ€œHalbrand!โ€ (Y/N)'s worried tone brought him back to reality when he entered the house.
She hurried to him and cupped his cheeks with widened eyes.
โ€œLove, ye're so pale, an' the bags under yer eyesโ€ฆ What happened?!โ€
โ€œNothing happened,โ€ Sauron shrugged his arms. โ€œI'm just tired, that's it. I nearly fainted,โ€ he admitted and sat down on the chair, sighing out of relief to finally be able to rest a little.
โ€œWell, that's no wonder! Ye've been eatin' half meals for weeks now!โ€ Halbrand's wife pointed out in a scolding manner. โ€œWe're not starvin' anymore, Hal, ye don't have to keep givin' me yer portions!โ€ She exclaimed and approached the stove to pour him a bowl full of soup. โ€œHere, eat,โ€ she ordered as she placed it in front of him.
And, for some reason, Sauron ate all of it in a blink of an eye. He even asked for one more portion as Halbrand's wife gave it to him gladly but not without more of her whining about him being irresponsible. Then he asked for another and after three bowls of her soup, he finally felt better.
His stomach was no longer hurting at least, but he was still sleepy.
โ€œGo, take some rest, love,โ€ (Y/N) shook her head. โ€œYe don't sleep enough, don't eat enough. At least ye're not drinkin' and gamblin' anymore, but ye can't go on like this. Do ye want to die before forty, Hal? I ain't lettin' that happen!โ€ She continued with her usual whining and he rolled his eyes.
โ€œHow can I rest when you keep your mouth open?!โ€ Sauron asked and she huffed but she went silent and left him alone in the bedroom as she went back to the kitchen to clean the bowl after his soup.
It was the very first time when Sauron fell asleep not out of boredom or the need of dissociation but out of exhaustion.
And when he opened his eyes again, it was the next morning already and (Y/N) was shaking him to wake him up.
โ€œHalbrand! Ye're gonna be late for work!โ€ She exclaimed.
โ€œButโ€ฆ I'm still tiredโ€ฆโ€ He mumbled out, not understanding what was happening to him.
โ€œLike all of us working folk each mornin'!โ€ (Y/N) laughed. โ€œCome on, I'm not lettin' ye out without breakfast, go to the kitchen,โ€ she hurried him and he rubbed his eyes before nodding at her.
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Sauron began to suspect that he was turning into a human for some time now but it took an unusual revelation to convince him that it was truly happening indeed.
(Y/N) was grinning widely on that day when he came back home and she welcomed him by throwing her arms around his neck and kissing him all over his face as he tried to give back some of the kisses. When she finally stopped, she fixed his brand new guild crest and batted her eyelashes while looking up to stare into his eyes.
โ€œWhat is it?โ€ He asked.
โ€œI think I'm expectin', Hal,โ€ she told him, excitedly. โ€œI wasn't sure but my friends at work said those are the very symptoms!โ€ She added happily and he froze as he blinked slowly a few times, trying to process the new information.
โ€œThat isโ€ฆ Impossible,โ€ he furrowed his brows.
โ€œI used to think so, too. Married for so long with no babe of our own but I was wishin' and hopin' and here we are!โ€ She clapped her hands like an excited child. โ€œPerhaps it was that damned Middle-earth not being good for us, Hal, but here we can!โ€
Sauron took a deep breath in. She didn't understand โ€“ it was not about being fertile or not. It was about the fact he was a Maia and there was no possibility of him putting a baby in her without doing it with his own free will.
Unlessโ€ฆ
โ€œYou're not sleeping around, are you?โ€ He asked before he could think about the rubbish leaving his mouth.
(Y/N) froze at his words and her smile turned into a frown. She approached him at this very moment and slapped his face. Hard. He could feel it like any mortal would now and he admitted it truly hurt.
โ€œHow dare ye, Halbrand?! Ye wretched bastard! Even if ye meant to jest, that was uncalled for!โ€ She raised her voice as he rubbed his cheek and winced out of pain.
โ€œI'm sorry, love, I haven't thought before speaking. I just can't believe itโ€ฆโ€ He tried to excuse himself. โ€œPlease, forgive me.โ€
Her face didn't look so angry anymore but she didn't say anything and turned around without a word to walk away.
In fact, she didn't say a word to him for the rest of the day and only at night when she was deep asleep, he dared to touch her abdomen slightly with his hand.
He wasn't able to feel any presence there but these days he couldn't feel anything, to be honest. He couldn't hear nor see as much either. He was losing his abilities as time was passing.
Sauron kept his hand there, on the belly of Halbrand's wife, and he sighed. It was happening, whether he liked it or not. And he was not even sure anymore if he wanted it or not.
As he got lost in the train of thought, he realised that he had been caressing (Y/N) abdomen all that time without thinking. Her eyes fluttered open and she smiled gently at him.
โ€œHal, ye son of a bitch,โ€ she shook her head and giggled as she took his hand carefully and brought it to her lips to place a few small and sweet kisses upon his knuckles. โ€œI swear, ye're gonna be the death of me.โ€
โ€œAnd you are going to be the death of me,โ€ he chuckled and leaned in to peck her lips.
She was going to be. Literally.
This body would start growing old normally now and, eventually, he would pass away like every mortal. But maybe he would do that laying in a bed, holding her hand and surrounded by their children.
When they broke the kiss, (Y/N) smiled widely and caressed her husband's cheeks lovingly. She looked ethereal at that moment and a crazy thought appeared inside of his head.
โ€œTell me, love,โ€ he started and she raised an eyebrow at him, โ€œare you a spirit sent to me from Valinor to lead me back on the right path? Have I passed the test?โ€ He dared to ask and he could swear, there was a small sparkle lighting up her eyes for a short while. But then, she only laughed.
โ€œGo back to sleep, ye madman,โ€ she patted his chest lightly and turned around while laughing softly.
He kept staring at her for some time more, then he went back to looking at the ceiling. And, eventually, he turned around as well to wrap his arm around the waist of Halbrand's wife.
His wife.
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Halbrand was coming back from work slowly while playing with the little horse forged out of iron in his hand as he hummed a song. The sun was setting slowly on the horizon when he approached the harbour where (Y/N) was slowly tidying up her stand on the market.
Her own one, that she had earned finally and was so proud of it as she was working for herself now and was able to bring more money home.
He watched her tidy up with a loving smile and their son was helping her while talking to her excitedly about something โ€“ his mouth would never close just like his mother's.
โ€œDaddy!โ€ He spotted him finally and ran up to him as (Y/N) chuckled.
โ€œHey, little man,โ€ Halbrand crouched down to give his son a hug. โ€œHow was your day?โ€
โ€œIt was good!โ€ The boy nodded. โ€œI helped mummy a bit. And yours, daddy?โ€
โ€œI made this for you,โ€ Halbrand handed him the little horse and the boys' eyes sparkled at the sight.
โ€œSo pretty! Thank you, daddy!โ€ He wrapped his little arms around Halbrand's neck to give him another hug and Halbrand patted his back.
โ€œAnd for me?! For me?!โ€ He felt something tugging at his tunic and he laughed at the sight of his excited daughter. He gave her a hug, too and caressed her ruffled hair as she gave him a toothless smile.
โ€œI have something for you, too, Princess,โ€ Halbrand assured her and took another item out of his pocket โ€“ a seashell made out of iron.
He had made sure it was crafted with the best precision and with all the tiny details, therefore it looked nearly like a real seashell. Only it was silver, which made it even better in his little girl's eyes.
โ€œThank you, daddy!โ€ She giggled as she squinted her eyes at the shell and kept examining it under every possible angle.
โ€œYou spoil 'em way too much!โ€ (Y/N) stood above him and he stood up to greet her with a short peck on the cheek.
โ€œSomebody has to,โ€ Halbrand answered playfully and his wife shot him a glance, which made his son giggle.
โ€œStop sayin' nonsense and let's go back home,โ€ she shook her head and walked away slowly.
He watched his children follow her happily and he did, too, but much slower as he stared at the sun setting on the horizon. The sky looked like a canva full of pink and orange hues and he took a deep breath in at the beauty of it.
It was nearly as peaceful and beautiful as back in the day in Valinor. Mortals perhaps were not welcome there but, apparently, they could also experience wonders as marvellous.
And perhaps this whole life was built on a lie because he couldn't imagine telling (Y/N) the truth about who he truly was and that her real husband had been dead for years. That he had died because of gambling and drinking after leaving her alone when she was being attacked by the Orcs. There was no point in telling her even if she would somehow believe him. It would only bring her useless pain and he knew very well that her actual husband would most likely never do all these things he had done to make her happy. He would not love her right like he could.
โ€œYe comin', Hal?โ€ His wife's voice brought him back to reality.
Halbrand nodded at her and joined her side to take his daughter by her little hand.
After all, it was not the sunset but her and her brother that were the real wonders. And it was not Nรบmenor that he called home but it was them โ€“ they were his better place.
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wannabemylover ยท 1 year ago
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rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.
Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.
And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.
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a-most-beloved-fool ยท 2 months ago
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- be me, in therapy - we're talking about my fanfiction writing - mention that the one story I've completed was well-received - therapist says "oh, you posted one online? is it still up?" - i'm suspicious - "why...?" - "Can I read it? Send me a link!"
SIR. ARE YOU SURE. ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT. IT'S ROMANTIC KIRK/SPOCK STAR TREK FANFIC. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU REALLY TRULY WANT TO READ THAT.
so now i guess i'm sending him an ao3 link ๐Ÿ˜ญ rip
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oxymoronicdumbass ยท 27 days ago
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if i have to sit through one more conversation in which i have to listen to someone chirp about the benefits of AI, i am going to stab someone
#my teacher is gonna make us have an AI unit ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ#what the fuck even is an AI unit#this is ethnic studies#and every time i have to sit there and act like the other person has a point when they're all just saying the exact same thing#โ€œoh but it's impressiveโ€ yeah that's cause it's copied off the uncredited works of actual writers you dumbass#โ€œyeah but i just use it to write quick emailsโ€ that's so fucking embarrassing what do you mean you can't write a fucking email#โ€œi only use it as a toolโ€ a tool for what? generative AI is a sad inefficient excuse of a 'tool' just use google it's not that hard#it's actually quite sickening not even gonna lie#i'll be talking to people who are supposed to be good at their job#and fully grown adults who i expect to be at least moderately competent when it comes to writing and they're out here relying on chatgpt#and i'll see people using chatgpt as a source too#like what happened to citing our sources? what happened to using credible sites? chatgpt is not a source#this is like basic middle school level media literacy#and not only that#but what also disgusts me is that these people don't even seem to care that AI is awful for the planet#it doesn't matter if your ugly fucking art is draining a whole goddamn lake because it's โ€œprettyโ€ and โ€œimpressiveโ€#fucking hell#give me a break#fuck generative ai#me and the homies hate ai#anti ai#mxpotatoposts#jesus christ these tags are like 10 times longer than my actual post lmao
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sieglinde-freud ยท 3 months ago
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thinking about them and banging my head against the wall again whats new. they are making me so emo. god. what the fuck
#ann plays fates#theyre like all i can think about rn#its that time of the year#i mean i think about them both constantly separately but its always when september comes#do i get hit with the laslow/nyx rarepair brainrot i think#that just lasts through fall and winter#not that im complaining. i think eventually i will have posted the entire fucking conversation#i cant help it. each part gives me a segment of dialogue to be ill about#i have โ€˜but with burdens so heavy dont you think we can lean on eachother a bit?โ€™ on my wall#ROMANCE. TO ME (girl who is aroace)#also underrated thing about them i like how nyx flirts back#its more prevalent in their A support but shes so fun with him even beyond the bonding over traumatic pasts#i think with laslow he does a lot of flirting right bc hes laslow but a lot of the time its like#no ones matching his energy#i was gonna say match his freak but i dont think he has any freak if im so real with u#if he does its buried beneath five metric tons of shame and embarrassment#and i like how hisโ€ฆ laslow-ness kinda gives nyx space to let loose if that makes sense#like he can match her maturity because he. you know. all of that#but hes still young and so she can find a little bit of reprieve from it all in his attitude and blah blah blah#if that makes sense#they r just so perfect. TO ME#ive only ever written and posted one thing for them but i have like five million (like six) things in my drafts i need to get back#into writing. rarepair hell gotta feed myself#also that was like two years ago it kinda sucks a bit but thats fine its called growth#i just miss them. i dont really have the brainpower to play fates but i have enough to think about them#i mean i played a little but ive mostly just been doing dumb shit with the class system and not rly playing the game#weโ€™ll get to it#im supposed to be sleeping
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judasofsuburbia ยท 3 months ago
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if one more man fucking crosses me today i am going to be full homicidal kill die die die die die
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todayisafridaynight ยท 8 months ago
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no cuz fr the most unexplainable thing would be how they didnโ€™t reunite sooner like,,, Mine could have been staying away because he wansnt good enough for daigo (in his mind) but still i donโ€™t think heโ€™d stay THAT far away ๐Ÿ’€ at most bro is down the street at any given time ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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nightfuryblue19 ยท 2 days ago
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#this is becoming a realy bad issue ruining my life but i cant talk to anyone about it :(#even just it in the wild drives me crazy its so bad ...idk where to go about it#uggh...it really sucks. it sucks so bad. like i literally cannot do anything about it. even if i were to have someone i trust enough to#talk to about it its just so fucking...i cant tell anyone...SO im gonna be vague about it sorry x_x i know ppl get so curious#sorry im venting in the tags because i feel bad making an actual post#not like it changes anything lmao but it makes me feel better#i feel really bad venting on here but its kind of comforting. i wont do it again..or..often#i wish icould fix this. one tiny thing and it sends me into this like...spiral. it sucks. it sucks. its so embarrassing#its making my life a hell i try to avoid it as much as possible luckily its easy to avoid but when i come across it it HITS me#it hits me. like right now. i hate it. and it hits me and it makes me realize how bad it really is and it takes up my mind for hours#like seriously? out of every problem i could have why is it this lol#i wish i knew what was wrong with me.. i dont think its normal..but oh well#sorry for venting im fine ill try to not do it again or at least go in depth like this. its just. ruining my life i have to get it out-#-in some way even if its vague like this. i dont know if this makesm e feel better even#i think im pmsing lol which probably makes it a bit worse so im fine#venting on tumblr is so embarrassing but i just. no one i trust i can talk to about this. this is all i got#sorry for clogging ur dash lol#i wish i was normal -_-#thunder roars
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projectdivaar ยท 4 days ago
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I feel like I'm v academically smart but oh my god I am fucking hopelesssss at anything people related
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sealovinq ยท 2 months ago
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I'M SO MADDDDDD /NSRS
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exopelagic ยท 3 months ago
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okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy heโ€™s actually just really cool
#okay so I came to this flat and he wasnโ€™t here. greeted by a very dirty flat with shit all over the kitchen counters over cling film#I meet first my other flatmate who told me he stays in his room constantly bc of previous bad flatmates#has literally just a saucepan and some salt in the kitchen. so Iโ€™m like okay spaghetti guy potentially not great but could just be#how this guy is yknow#on Tuesday I get an email back saying heโ€™s coming back from Norway tonight looking forward to seeing you feel free to use the kitchen sauces#rlly friendly message that I wasnโ€™t expecting. I also didnโ€™t know heโ€™d been on a trip i just knew he wasnโ€™t there bc his door was open#(to a REALLY nice room. multiple rlly nice plants (which he has little care labels for!!!) and itโ€™s tidy and pretty#and heโ€™s got a sheep teddy on the bed)#meanwhile I am in my own head bc I donโ€™t wanna cook in the kitchen until I can clean it and I canโ€™t clean it without moving his shit and#I havenโ€™t seen him yet to talk abt it and I canโ€™t bring myself to talk to him immediately bc Iโ€™m dying#and embarrassed as hell by how Iโ€™ve been cooking in my room with a microwave and air fryer (loud) and sneaking my shit out of the kitchen#but then yesterday I DO talk to him!! and heโ€™s super friendly!! actually interested in having a conversation and Good at it.#and then heโ€™s cooking and like. spaghetti burns but Iโ€™m not there for long and seems to be a mistake (he made the same thing for lunch today#and did Not burn the spaghetti) and is otherwise clearly competent bc the food smells Good and despite leaving a few things out itโ€™s like#washed up stuff isnโ€™t dirty and the sides are better despite still under cling film. more a case that heโ€™s spread out than heโ€™s messy#and now today we talked and i offered to hold onto some shit over summer bc complicated situation that boils down to heโ€™s flying back home#and he cant take all his stuff and had to choose between chucking stuff/having literally nothing this weekend. like sleeping on the sofa etc#and then cleans the whole flat?? which Iโ€™m assuming a good chunk is his mess? but he did not need to do that. couldโ€™ve easily left#bc there are two people still living here who wouldโ€™ve had to deal with it and he doesnโ€™t know either at all#and THEN tonight we talk abt food which is fun bc we both ordered stuff. and he offers me some honeydew melon bc heโ€™s been gorging himself#these past two days to finish it before it goes bad/he leaves which is also really sweet#and JUST NOW. I take my headphones out after finishing dinner and hear the sweetest fucking guitar#he plays the gentlest like dreamy sounding acoustic guitar Iโ€™ve heard in my life in his room (door closed by the time I leave)#this is actually just a really cool dude#now that the kitchens clear Iโ€™m gonna cook tomorrow and will probably offer him some bc otherwise heโ€™s gonna be eating out all weekend#he has extra takeout for tomorrow night but might want smth Sunday#regardless I am just. huh??? left a bit stunned bc of the u turn my opinion of this guy has taken. bc my opinion of him was a reflection#of my discomfort moving to this weird dirty basement flat with two people I didnโ€™t know#well. idk where to go from here. I think Iโ€™ll start by talking to him more this weekend. bc holy fucking shit.#luke.txt
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altschmerzes ยท 1 year ago
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Saw in the tags youโ€™re working on torture fic again! Iโ€™m so excited to read it and even more excited that the Gav Gab gang was able to convince you to share it with us <3
sdflkjs yeah!!! i've been plugging away at what i've been referring to as 'the torture fic' pretty feverishly this week actually, the doc is at 37k at the moment. i'm really glad that everybody was so encouraging and supportive of my like. built-up insecurity and weirdness about Writing About Violence (But Like, More Than Usual). i'm fully back on board now and i'm excited about it a lot!! thank you <3 i hope you enjoy when it goes up.
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bandomgay ยท 8 months ago
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It should be illegal for another student to interrupt you to explain your thesis to the professor I hateee white people bruh let me talk for myself the fuck??? And had the nerve to to literally be wrong about it too fuck off
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slimeciclecock ยท 8 months ago
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Forgive me for the person I'll become when Missa releases all his new music <- delusional
#been on a missa kick lately which I've never really shared#been getting reeeeally into some of his music and lowkey getting a crush on him ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅฐ#and like. who cares if its been a month or smth. im still very obsessed with that stream he did where he showed off music he was working on#like his voice is insanely good and im going crazy like. to this day i still dont know if he plans to release all that or if that was just-#-scrapped music. with how excited he was when showing music i dont think its scrapped? but idk#dont wanna get my hopes up but. gah#also im just gonna come right out and say it. missa sinfonia is fucking hot as hell#he's so insanely hot and attractive and the music makes him hotter and he's so funny and grhgrgjfrh#ive been a little bit a lot obsessed lately. oh my god how are you so damn attractive#ive kinda told myself that if i ever get a partner the first thing i would do is show him missa and make them fall for him like i did#he's like. handsome like a guy from my culture. does that make sense#missa sinfonia has malay guy swag#i think i can say that here yeah. ive spoken my mother tongue language here#sorry im reaching he just reminds me of someone irl. but also. missa is hot asf i need someone to shake hands with me#frickin. schoolgirl crush on a funny mexican youtuber#ive watched more missa videos than i thought i would and its embarrassing how giddy i would get watching like#i am in my 20s but i am resting my chin on my hand like ๐Ÿฅฐ#brother I've fallen someone pull me back up i cant do this today
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