#that's all i got

[in-my-loki-feels]

I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!

[teaboot]

so if. hypothetically. you have a friend dealing with a Situation and you have to metaphorically muzzle the Rage Dragon when they talk about it bc murder is unfortunately not a viable solution here

how do u deal w that and give a response that isn’t “do you want me to fight them for you”

How to help a friend with a shithead without committing crimes:

Offer a safe place to speak. Listen to their troubles and keep their complaints in confidence, unless you believe them to be in imminent danger. It's important to know that there are people who won't leak your strife back to the source.

Plan for emergencies. Arrange a safe word or a place to meet if things get bad. Failing that, help pick a place to run away to if needed- your place, a relatives place, a motel, a hostel, whatever, so that a select few can know where to look if they need to vanish.

Meme with them. Talk shit about the fucker. Speak out when they describe something that sounds like dickhead behaviour. Sometimes it just helps to be seen.

Document the problems. Either encourage them to write stuff down or do it yourself. If things get bad, whetger through violence or an HR issue or whatever, it will feel more secure and lend credible backup if things suddenly get worse. It can also be a good way to check if you're exaggerating or making things up, if those are doubts you have.

Just be a bro. You know what sucks worse than dealing with bullshit? Dealing with bullshit alone. Hang in there.

Know when to walk away. This one is more for you than the friend. The truth is, you can't really solve problems for people very often. More often than not, their fate is in their own hands, and all you can do is be supportive. Remember not to take on their life. It's hard, especially when it's someone you love, to just... not take over, not make everything better yourself, not protect them or intervene or mediate... but sometimes you gotta. It feels bad, but you gotta.

Hope life gets better, bud

[royalarchivist]

This isn't important Arkanis lore or anything (they're just talking about Gris) but it's cute / funny moment with Pac and Guaxinim, so I want to share it :'D

[star-burnt]

remake of an old vent comic

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Ya'know what screw it-PROWLER!MILES WITH HIS S/O HEADCANONS

He spoils the heck out of you, that's a given. You ask for it or even look like you want it and it's yours. Or he'll just spoil you for no reason at all. Like seriously, if this boy can pay for air Jordans I'm sure he can spend some money on you.

Miles G isn't really for PDA but if he catches a guy looking like he wants to pursue you even in the smallest way he'll put his arm around you or hug you from the back.

When he's had a rough day, he'll usually call you to hear your voice. If your around he'll hug you and lay his head on your shoulder or the crook of your neck.

When you've had a rough day, he'll let you lay on his chest, hug you, or you two can dance it out. Whichever one your up for really.

He calls you all sorts of cute nicknames like amor, corazon, caramelo, querida/querido.

If a guy is messing with you and you tell Miles G? that guy is getting a pretty stern (threat)talking to. If the guy keeps messing with you just know he'll be safely laying on a pillow in a coma for the next two weeks.

Playfighting is a must, you always lose though and the playfight always turns into a cuddle sesh.

He smells like the good cologne. You love it when you hug him and greeted with his signature scent.

He'll draw you or spray paint some stuff for you as gifts.

He lets you ride on his motorcycle from time to time, usually on the way to your dates.

Whether you are shorter or taller than him, he's always the big spoon.

inspired by @ichangedmycornyahhname

@weirdo09

[little-pup-pip]

25 Days of Agere Moodboards! Day 22: Ideal regression fashion!!

[joanna-lannister]

game of thrones au: Jon and Sansa Instagram AU

Jon and Sansa are getting engaged.

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[palmtreepalmtree]

Alright, it all went fine. As it turns out, when you haven't seen someone in like 10 years some things have changed. I'm a little grayer and he's a little more bald and we're both a little bigger. I think we might finally be past the age where he says uncomfortable slightly inappropriate things to me.

Also, I slayed.

Turns out an old friend came with her husband and her baby from out of state. It was a total surprise to me and a delight to get to meet their baby. They had a long and difficult fertility and adoption journey and the joy their daughter has brought to their lives is so evident. I was so happy to get to spend time with them.

It ended up being a really nice weekend. But I'm tired and ready to be home.

Also wanted to say thanks to those who commented on my post because I needed the boost <3

[cinamun]

If you die, I'll kill you | Next

[yourlocalcorviddad]

References this post.

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"So what was it this time? Vlad again?"

"I wish! No, dad left his stupid Jack-o-ninetails at the top of the stairs and I tripped."

The response was met with laughter as the three teens sat at their desks.

The question was prompted by Danny's choice of attire for the day. The long, floor length, wavy black skirt was paired with a short but puffy sleeved green button up, and a darker green waist band around his waist covering where the shirt and skirt met. Not seen, mostly because he was floating but they didn't need to know that, were black boots gifted by Sam when he started to mess around with how to hide injuries and what clothing he we confident and comfortable with.

Well, one boot at least. He'd actually had to get a cast this time, as the break was pretty bad and his dad had seen, so even advanced healing meant he needed it.

"Only you could find a way to hide injuries while also giving people sexuality and gender crisis at the same time. Now sit still, you may be getting better with foundation but you need something or you'll look deader than normal." Sam made him turn around so she could start putting the eyeliner on him.

"Yeah, hands were shaking this morning, didn't quite want to look like a raccoon."

"Why not, you fight like one." Tucker teased from where he was finishing the homework for their senior history class next period.

"Rock the style not the look." Was Danny's only response, mostly cause Sam had a death (lol) grip on his jaw to keep his head in place tightened when he started to shift his head in response.

[flythesail]

Okay hear me out: Qimir is the sun and Osha is the moon

[blu3cl0v3rs]

Zane headcannons? Pls?

sorry this took so long 😭 i'm not the biggest Zane fan and i've been not even in a rut but in a gigantic ass sinkhole when it comes to motivation. but i hope i delivered with this!

yes he's good at cooking. yes it took him a lot of practice to get there. i'm a firm believer that he learned to cook from Cole (it's funny to me to think that Wu doesn't know how to cook) and he had to learn that even the best recipes has leniency to change it to his liking.

we know that, canonically, Dr. Julien built him to mimic the human body almost exactly. so, his joints make the same popping noises. except, the difference is he's not releasing built up gas in between joints, but rather it's a

sometimes he forgets what his face looks like, and gets a bit shocked by his own reflection.

Zane's super flexible! i like to think, when he's properly cared for, his joints are inhumanly smooth

he gets joint pain sometimes due to the many times he's lacked maintenance, like when he was stuck in the Neverrealm for 70 years or when everyone thought he was a human

[immabebaby]

There's nothing like winter in the Falls

Someone in distress fights someone in their walls

There's trouble in the air you can smell it

Stanford's by himself, I'll let him tell it

I hadn't slept in a week

I was weak, I was awake

You've never seen a research scientist

More in need of a break

Longing for Fiddleford

Missing my bro

That's when Bill Cipher waltzed into my life

He said

I know you are a man of honor

I'm so sorry to bother you at home

But I don't know where to go

And I came here all alone

He said

My dimension's falling apart

Help me, stay with me, worship me

I can help you save us all

Give you all the knowledge you seek

So I offered him a plan

I offered to save his land,

he said(You're too kind, sir)

I gave him full access to my mind

I heeded to his needs,

he said(This one's mine, sir)

Then I said, "We can change the world"

He turned red, messed inside my head

Chased me down and said

"Stay~"

Woah-

(woah)

That's when I began to pray

Lord show me how to say no to this

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

could you write your dating shauna hc please? i love your writing btw ❤️😭

Dating Shauna Shipman Headcanons

YAY A REQUEST FOR MY BBG SHAUNA YIPPEE

Ty anon <3

Implied fem reader, could probs be gender neutral, used she/her pronouns like once

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Pre-dating/how you got together

The two of you started talking/hanging out because you were paired up for a project

At first you thought she hated you because she was always very quiet around you, like barely speaking to you even when you speak to her

Turns out she just had no idea how to make a conversation with you. That is, until she came over to work on a project and saw that you had a few of her favorite books. All of a sudden, she's very talkative. At least Shauna levels of very talkative

She starts hanging around you more, not really saying anything but if she sees you in the library, she'll come sit down next to you

After this happens for like the fifth time in a week, you ask her if she wants to maybe go get a coffee and study together

Shauna looks so shocked for a moment, and you wonder if you've misread the entire situation

Then she does her embarrassed little smile and is all "that sounds nice"

Two days later you're meeting her at a coffee shop and you have like the time of your life, she's so incredibly smart, but also so funny

You two start hanging out at least once a week, and sometimes you'll sit with her and the Yellowjackets at lunch

This goes on for a few months, both of you obviously having feelings for each other but neither of you saying anything

Until one day you think "fuck it" at the end of one of your study sessions, and kiss her when you leave. Just like a quick kiss on the cheek and you're out the door

She calls Jackie that night completely losing her mind, asking what to do

Jackie's all "Shauna she likes you. You idiot. Call her." But Shauna can't bring herself to call you

You're wondering if you fucked up the friendship until she's completely normal the next day at school

Nothing changes for like a week until she gets absolutely wasted at a party that you're both at

She comes to find you and she's so drunk that you're like "okay we're leaving." And you drive her back to her house

When you get there, she asks you to stay the night with her, and who are you to say no when she's this drunk?

You stay the night and she confesses she just didn't know what to do when you kissed her, and she didn't know if it was just friendly/that was how you showed affection

But she "has feelings for you or whatever and she knows they're probably stupid"

You're giggling and she's all pouty until you tell her that "obviously you have a crush on her you idiot"

OKAY now to when y'all are actually together!!

She leaves little notes for you in your bags/locker/ your room. They're mostly things she doesn't want to say out loud or reminders of things she wants to talk about

Loves to trade books with you and annotate them. Sticky notes galore. Some are like actual annotations and some are just "reminded me of you/us :)"

JEALOUS SHAUNA mmm... glaring when you dance with someone else at a party, even if it's literally Jackie or Taissa. She doesn't care, you're supposed to be hers.

Making you wear her flannels out... especially if she isn't going to be there with you (also loves to leave lipstick marks/hickeys)

Gets VERY touchy when she's drunk. Arm around your waist, head on your shoulder. Kissing you any second she can

Less touchy sober, but still likes to be touching you, things like holding hands or just sitting next to each other

When you're alone, though, she will not let you go. She's def a cuddler

Double dates with Jackie and Jeff 😭😭😭 they're hella awkward because half the time it's just Shauna and Jackie talking and you and Jeff sitting in silence. Not your fave date nights

Shauna is a clothes stealer. You have any flannels? They're hers now. Sweaters? Great. You've been dating for like two months when you realize half your wardrobe is gone

In her defense, though, she likes it when you take her clothes, too.

You're constantly hearing shit about Jackie and all the other Yellowjackets. Like "Taissa and Van are hooking up, I think" and "Jackie won't shut the hell up about states" you honestly feel like part of the team

Eventual double dates with Tai and Van that are 10x better than the Jackie/Jeff ones. You actually feel like you can talk

Shauna is constantly giving you new book recommendations and you're like "how do you read so much you're always so busy" and she just shrugs

Modern! Shauna that hates TikTok but whenever you show her a cute couple trend she gives in and does it with you

Modern! Shauna who never responds to texts/dms. Even from you. If you have something you really need to ask her, you have to call

[vibinginthedreamlands]

People who should hold hands (In a gay way? Maybe)

Perimedes and Elpenor (I am a crackshipper in this instance)

Dirk and Todd (I am a shipper of men who are on crack)

Crystal and Niko (I genuinely thought they were going to be the badassest of couples when Crystal saw Niko surrounded in pastels and butterflies. Friendos though, also deserve to hold hands)

John and Arthur (Harlan Guthrie was right in Benevolent, if they held hands I *would* die)

The entire Mystery Gang (I haven't watched Scooby Doo in years. I did watch it near religiously in my youth though and still love it dearly. I think the gang would be at their best when in chain mode. Five stoner teens and their dog moving through crowds as a line.

A set of OCs from a dnd game I played (I won't get into detail. They're a mess. I love them. They're stupid. I don't need anyone else to know the context. Just that if they just held hands things would be better good God).

Jonathan Sims and Tim Stoker (But in a like. Handcuffed to each other Superhero episode kind of way. Maybe it could have fixed them. Maybe they would have blinded each other early on and roundabout fixed things. I don't know. They make me sick).

The Office Love Trapezoid in TMP (Just all the OIAR employees. Bond now everyone, it might just save you. They're doing pretty good? Teaming up, backing each other up, supporting one another and recognizing the danger of their work. I have hope. Which means they absolutely *need* to hold hands because if they seem like they'll be fine that means they're fucked and the only thing that can save them now is some good old fashioned MLP style friendship death rays).

Leif and Bert Bert (I just listened to the new Midnight Burger episode *and* finished Young Leif and like. Guys. They loved each other. They love each other. They're so. Important).

Casper and the Mucklewaynes (or however you spell their last name? I just think it would be good for them. He's a stressed dad and their his oldest friends and they have never actually met face to face so like, the opportunity to hold hands would be peak).

[swords-of-a-soilder]

My QSMP Headcannons vs in game Canon

Feel free to correct me if I get the Canon wrong.

•Tallulah uses hearing aids-this one is actually cannon but people tend to leave it out in art.

•philza uses a walking cane after purgatory- while Phil stated multiple times that the condition of his wings gave him poor balance, even though his wings are somewhat better I imagine the constant back and forth for someone who was never really good a balancing paired with the weight of his new wings probably make it very difficult to stay balance while walking.

•Fit, Tubbo lost limbs in purgatory- correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Tubbo didn't lose a lib in Canon, and I'm also not sure if the texture of Fit new skin is meant to be read as a prosthetic but I like the idea.

•Richardslyson has a prosthetic leg- this isn't excalty clear whether or not it's canon, we know his model in game has a leg that doesn't connected to his shell but it also important to note that Phil adjusted Richards statue to reflect a prosthetic leg, so you could technically consider it canon.

•Phil is demi-romantic- I know Phil never gave a clear sexual orientation to his in game character, but watching them interact with other love interest he gives the vibe of a demi-romantic person.

•Fit and Phil are divorced on really good terms- the kind were you realize your better as friends, which would also play a part in Phil discovering his is demi-romantic. Obviously in canon they was no clear past relationships established between them.

•Bolas actually does see Phil as a father figured- obviously Cellbit calmed he was joking when he called Phil dad, however Baghera still seems to call him that. I also really just want Cellbit to have a good father figure lmao.

•Rose is Phil's mother- I could go into detail of how the goddess of life birth the angle of death, but I equate it to her being his mother as God is your father but like she's his mother directly. She made him, she raised him, she'll protect him like her like depends on it.

In canon Rose just seems to be the Spawn entity but I like to imagine her as his Spawn entity. That would mean that she spawned him into existence in the hardcore world.

•the federation isn't evil, just misunderstood- I'm not saying they are good, just more morally grey. They do horrible experiment and treat the residents curly in our eyes, but in their eyes this is normal.

They do things thinking the residents don't know any better and therefore their complains are invalid, quite like a narcissist parent.

•the eggs can shape shift- I love the idea of the eggs taking on physical traits of the person (s) that they feel loved by slowly the more fond they become of them.

So the original Chayanne would stay an egg for the first two days then shock his parents by appearing as a little boy with blond hair.

When badly injured they go back to egg form.

•Charlie is in fact part slime and that's how he shape shifted into gegg- technically the qsmp info channel confirmed this in the qsmp full story videos

•Jaiden was a part of project blue bird- again not confirm, but I really like the idea that she was raised by Cucuchroo and that's why she naturally acts kinder to him (but she doesn't remember)

•the island has a respawn entity- following the concept of Rose aiding Phil's spawn, I like to imagine the whole island has a entity that revives players after death, and thus respawning in other demension ie the nether, takes much longer as that a different entity all together.

•the radiation of the blast from purgatory turned Foolish into a shark human hybrid, I mean technically canon since has the speed fins now.

•Forever has a survivor complex- this is up to interpretation of whether or not it's canon but I perceive Forever's behaviour as someone who feels he had to save everyone; He is the president after all.

•Forever likely still has feelings for Phil- or better yet the feelings have developed into genuine love as opposed to obsession, but from observing Missa learnt the best way to love Phil is to respect his wishes.

•Lovejoy is canon in the qsmp and is sponsored by the federation hence why Wilbur often leaves for tours. I'm actually not sure if this is canon or not, I recall Phil joking about it but I don't know if that's the Canon explanation as to how he's allowed to leave the island.

•Missa like Wilbur is sent on sponsored trips by the federation; in which he gather information on other islands, the resources of said island and whether or not their populated

•The codes are corrupted dead eggs- I'm mostly getting this theory from the codes disguising themselves as eggs and codaflipa, but I really like the idea that the codes are eggs that have died in the past with past residents and are restless.

A good backing for this is how Sofia found the eggs to be non organic, which makes me think that in a way they are computer programming, an sentient artificial life.

That does however bring the lore question of how their ghost can return, I think codes are a store of ghost form for them, with the code of their existence being shattered after a while they degraded to code monsters.

This would explain why they kill eggs (they want more company) and how they're able to disguised as them. Codaflipa can only return a few times because it's difficult to keep that form with shattered codes.

Now it is hinted at that the eggs are artificial, Sofia and the details of A1 being hints at that, but there is no Canon confirmation of such to my knowledge

I also know that Etoiles seem to believe the code killed eggs because they were being controlled by the federation, but I don't believe that seeing as the federation went out of their way to get the eggs back.