#that's a thing right?

[malachitegrey]

Do you experience irritation and sensitivity when searching your favorite tags on AO3? You may be one of millions of people affected by low rates of sex pollen in the Good Omens fandom!

Try these simple strategies to keep symptoms under control:

Increase exposure to sex pollen triggers by joining the Spring Is Here! High Pollen Count event on discord, where all fanworks are welcome and the only rule is "sex pollen!"

Monitor tumblr and AO3 when sex pollen counts are high, such as when posting begins on April 22 through the unofficial end of the season on May 22

When these remedies are not enough, contact local health authorities @adverbian, @malachitegrey, @voluptatiscausa, and @vulvnerable or read the fine print below

Please take care of yourself and those you love by treating your sex pollen deficiency today!

FAQ:

1. What are the rules?

Be chill, tag appropriately.

2. How does this work?

Sign up for a posting date, and when that day comes post a sex pollen fanwork and add it the AO3 collection. Yes, that's really it!

3. Does it have to be pollen?

Not at all my dear! Anything that can be classified as "outside substance compels you to do something" is welcome.

4. Does it have to be explicit?

No my darling honeypie! This is an 18+ only event due to the whole. Sex Pollen. Thing. BUT, you want cuddle pollen? A love potion? Wanna write just the aftermath? That's all good! "Foreign substance changes intimacy levels" is the brief.

5. Does it have to be a fic?

No, lambkins. Art is also very welcome here. You can also do collabs at will! Pair up with a writer/artist! Triple up! Quadruple up!

6. I...need a prompt

Well good news me fine jacksauce we have a prompts doc!

7. Is there a minimum or maximum word count?

No! Go to town! Or just to the corner. Whatever. We're not cops.

8. I still have questions

@ a mod babe!

9. Why are you calling me pet names in the FAQ?

Why don't you like it 🥺

10. I mean it's fine it's just not very professional

If you're looking for professional you're in the wrong server/event sugartits!

Here's the discord link again as a reward for reading to the end! Pollen away!

[luimagines]

Now that someone mentioned the chain and their dental hygiene... Does that mean they like... Also rarely bathe? Does the chain have skid marks⁉️😭

Stinky armpits⁉️

😭😭😭😭

Oh my goodness- I hate to say it, but yes.

Not to mention a lot of them are teenage boys so they smell even worse. -.-

Do they have deodorant in Hyrule? I have my doubts. DX

[wheels-of-despair]

guys I scored an interview at the place that would probably be perfect for me, please send good vibes and ways to keep my weirdness under control until it's too late for them to send me packin'

[sanddollarpoems]

Lately, my words just want to be chaotic.

[keplercryptids]

Oh hey! Fellow bird name trans! I had no idea your name is Jay-Dove, that’s so cool

thank you! it's very new! i did the thing where i first named myself JD and then tried to justify it with another, even newer name lol

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[straightlightyagami]

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[adobe-outdesign]

high-key obsessed with this XY museum concept art that shows a guy just casually holding a Mew

even better is the in-game blurb that goes with the painting, which is both great worldbuilding and also very funny:

A Man and Mew: They say a man of power at the time forced the artist to add the Mythical Pokémon Mew to spread the word of how great he was.