#that's 100% a joke btw

[alanaisalive]

Schaumburg, IL produced 2 of the greatest atrocites of our times: DashCon and Shane Madej.

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

[jubmato]

guys. guys hear me. out. pelase hear me out im cooking i swear guys ple

[sallymew4]

ok so do yall think Teru said the “ah, to be young.” line to Ritsu because his time being alone has made him feel more mature than he actually is and therefore believes hes pretty much grown both comparatively and objectively or do you think he genuinely believes that someone who is at most a year younger than him is just that much younger

[and-her-saints]

"the virgin mary didn't feel labor pain when delivering jesus because she is free of original sin!!!!" if you don't have any meaningful and healthy relationships with the women in your life you can just say that <3

[waltzing-rats]

Happy jolly season!! For once i actually have a holiday accurate piece to post!!! Behold!! Punk x Jock solidarity!!

[sunshine-zenith]

Henry is a Boyfriend Hoodie Thief your honor

[uhhatori]

had you seen any mischaracterization of devon other then here, you mentioned you saw fanfics

.....

Do you really.....wanna know what i witness on ao3?

(K, i'm joking but i actually read this, ummm....)

Edit: ok this was unexpected, I didn't think this would get attention? (i don't think you guys would wanna see what went down that day....)

[nightmare-foundation]

So like. Is DC trying to tell us something or

[silencedrowns]

you know what could really do well with a new anime that actually adapts the entire manga because it was so ahead of its time?

Claymore.

It’s got incredibly sapphic coded borderline monster girls with swords the size of their own bodies, extreme body horror (and I do mean extreme, it’s one of the only series to ever make me feel remotely squeamish from body horror), tons of action, conspiracy drama, characters willing to die for each other, a majority female cast… it is exactly the sort of thing 2020s fandom would go insane for, but the manga ran from 2001-2007.

It deserves another chance in an era where fandom is no longer full of fucking cowards.

(it’s in the Jump app if you’re in the USA and this sounds appealing though!)

[spaciebabie]

at first getting diagnosed with cptsd was like, "yay my trauma has been validated (it always was valid)!" and i really thought that was going to be it, but then i started to do research as i do whenever i realize i have something and learned that!! the way i experience socialization is!! quite horrid actually!!

[gayvampyr]

normal day with adhd

[elysiae]

has anybody else ever thought of how royally fucked up the operator's muscles must be? like yeah yeah cryostasis sleep whatever mightve not affected their muscles... much, but after they were awoken? afterwards when theyre just stuck sitting in the chair for god knows how long? like listen, as somebody who didn't leave his house for 7 years and never had to walk so i just never did (slightly exaggerated for the record), i can 100% confidently say my legs are shot, like i dont think ill ever be able to run. (to be fair tho there might be something else wrong there but lets not get into that) and like listen, idk how much they *canonically* leave their warframe to get up and walk around but like??? how often do we actually see the operator themselves in action. NOT VERY OFTEN RIGHT? and i dont remember much of the quests, but most of their mobility is usually swinging around with that void teleportation sling thing, no??? and usually getting their ass kicked when theyre not zipping around with their cracked void powers

and listen this might be self projecting but (taking what i said about myself) dont you think itd be Worse for them???? like im not medically trained in any way shape or form, my area of semi-partial-barely expertise is psychology, but like... that CANNOT be healthy? their muscles must be FUCKED right? like come ON???

that said it would be really funny if the lotus and/or ordis is always going after them for this exact reason. teshin 100% would i think. always being like "kid if your void magic wasn't as volatile and dangerous as it is you would be so screwed if you had to hold your own without a warframe"

[xbraveheartx]

Can we all agree to the fact that Romeo was, with 100% certainty, a drama arts kid ??

My guy put on a whole ass mini play for you when you first enter the Opera House, in order to convey and warn you of Geppetto's scheme... and then drops in dramatically with a shit eating grin and offers you his hand like he did the perfect job at getting across the grand evil plot-- and goddammit he did !! He nailed it right on the head!

He showed us exactly what was happening! Gave us literally the whole ending plot, front and center stage!

Romeo is an A+ storyteller, actor, set designer, costumer, and all around theater kid. Adelina Corday whomst?! Step aside for Romeo !!

[gl0wy-gh0st]

Owo, what's this (help me)

This little parasite has been invading my brain for ages so I had to draw him

I should probably start adding watermarks to my art 😭

[kyouka-supremacy]

Paying more attention to the words now and like. does that mean Akutagawa gives the chocolate on valentine's day and Atsushi on white day. No you have to understand that's an extremely important piece of information that is fundamental to get their characterization no wait don't leave I need to kno—