#that'd be so ironic idk

[stonerzelda]

might apply to the game shop my old work rivaled. Yknow because I hate myself

[ppulverse]

i think my house is gonna get flooded again 💀 it's been raining for days now and the water won't stop rising and apparently it's gonna keep raining until SUNDAY like............. @ god why do you literally hate me

[l13]

Idk man.. Dr.Johnathan Ohnn (spot) radiates pussy eater energy

Which is ironic bc he also looks like he's never seen a pussy a day in his life irl or otherwise.

no cause that'd make the most sense tbh

like he'd spend his days at the lab till night time, has literally no social life whatsoever, the only knowledge he has is literally from the porn he'd watch to let out some pent up frustration when smth wouldn't go well:')

and when you gave him the time of day- whether that be as johnathon or the spot- he's so surprised- and suddenly nervous bc he never actually thought he'd get a chance to be with someone, or someone wanting to be with him for that matter.

he's a certified virgin fr, plays with your pussy for houurssss on end before you stop him 'cause you can't take it anymore, but he just wants to keep going so bad, wants to know everything you like in order to make you feel good<3

[fleshwerks]

yeeeeah, what monster would sacrifice like 10 mercenaries boat. fully manned and carrying around 200 people, and a shit ton of gunpowder and the cannon technology to use it and use it well. for an alliance of necessity with thedas' single most technologically advanced nation that's even giving the Tevene magocracy pause.

sure, we later learned that they were gonna betray you anyway, or at least one qunari faction was. but when the sky's split open, sure. save 10 randos who couldn't even get their job done properly, and fuck those 100 other souls, their war boat and all that firepower and someone in the north who can coordinate keeping tevene cultists in check where your southern ass can't reach.

it could'we worked if the inquisitor had the option to investigate beforehand, why the hell is a fully manned, large, explosive qunari ship, just one ship pulling up without a lighter escort fleet at the shore of a sea that they KNOW is infested with lighter, faster Venatori ships manned with fireball-slinging war mages (they're literally in Ferelden BECAUSE that massive, unwieldy oarship is chasing a troublesome, light Venatori smuggling ship lol, you're never gonna catch it with that behemoth of a dreadnought that evidently operates solely with oarsmen, no sail or mast in sight). That why does this massive and easily explodable gunship even pulling up at the shore when it should be sitting well out of the shore's reach while the qunari disembark in boats, allowing the ship to remain mobile and protected by its small support fleet that didn't apparently exist.

You could've done some real spy shit there, use Bull to truly suss out what the hell is going on with that house on oars showing up unprotected at a hostile shore. Instead you get an 'uhh idk, [bull disapproves the inquisitor being suspicious]' from him while his incompetent crew misses a spot check and now three (or was it four lel) fire mages lazily saunter down the shore without a worry in the world, fling three fireballs and the dreadnought while it sits there like a useless lump of kindling.

You could have had so much fun with that investigation, because for a people like the Qunari nation, the whole situation could've been set up as a win-win. They win the alliance, see what the Inquisition is made of, and secure their errant Southern spy's loyalty, or they figure out that the Inquisition is not reliable as an ally, is a threat to the Qunari ambitions (because it won't even sacrifice 10 mercs for a major alliance), and Iron Bull is outed as, if not a traitor, then at least a burned and useless asset. There really wasn't a situation there where the Qunari would lose, and it would've been wildly satisfying to try and figure out both before and after the loyalty quest that the Qunari tried to play you, and you can finally say it with satisfaction: 'and screw you and your 🛥 ⛴, we ain't regretting nuthin, we know what you're about.' Because on the surface, qunari and inquisition goals align at that point, and an alliance against Tevinter, where much of the ongoing threat originates, is very useful for the inquisition, especially since it means that out of two potential enemies, one enemy can at least be brought over to your side temporarily and be sicced on the other enemy.

But naw. It all boiled down to 'oop, can't have my mercenaries do what they were hired to do lol, because that'd be sad. Not like they didn't know what they were getting into when they became, idk, mercenaries?

[onesidedradiostatic]

Okey hear me out, au where after Alastor rejects his offer to be allies Vox offers him his soul in exchange for being able to stay by his side, I think that would be a little fucked up, the kind of fucked up that I'd like for them

that'd be pretty fucking crazy and would like completely change the trajectory of vox's life SKLDLFFLLALJ idk if it's something he would do but it would basically put him in a husk type situation. he would probably end up having to work for the hotel too, probably would be the one who ends up having to do the commercial. stuck working at this dumb ass hotel because he sold his soul for pathetic reasons for someone who will never reciprocate. ironically being like this could actually put him on a path to redemption (I do not think that is the case for canon vox) since if he did it at the rejection it would probably be before or when he'd only just started to do things alastor disagreed with, so it'd probably be nipped in the bud

I'm not really sure how the vees would hold up without him though considering he's probably the founder and also well. velvette has to call vox for val's tantrums so I don't think she can handle him herself when he's like that so they could very well not even be a thing without him.

[missashketchum]

I just watched the Pokemon I Choose You movie again and man

It puts things into perspective just how much Ash and Pikachu don't just want, they NEED each other.

It's one of the movies where Ash dies btw

So I think Pikachu should have a little treat and get to break the rules of Pokemon, so now Pi's got more than 4 moves, has Friendship with Ash in the thousands, and has raised the base power of Pi's own Thunderbolt beyond 90 to idk 200? That'd be neat.

Okay, Pikachu's already got more than 4 moves, knowing Thunderbolt, Iron Tail, Electro Ball, Electroweb, Thunder, Volt Tackle, and Quick Attack.

As for base power, I feel like that'd be too overpowered? Even then, game mechanics are proven time and time again in the anime that they don't really care, so I'm not exactly focusing on base powers.

And they're co-dependant at this point, stuck together and they refuse to let the other out of their sights while in twst, especially after that chandelier 2.0 incident.

[saturnaous]

Al is soooo annoying when it comes to Winry having to work on his automail because he screeches the entire time

misc doodles + an amount of speaks under the cut

uhhhhh. I was figurign out some stuff for Al's outfit and I settled with a partially buttoned shirt over a black tanktop <3 AND. I stumbled upon a better quality version of one of the panels with Ed's armor AND IT HAS COLORS. turns out the things on his chest ARE tassels, AND his fingers are actually mostly connected! which is fun. (WRITHES AROUND ON THE FLOOR)

besides that. I'm still figuring out stuff for the Au. which is fun. One of the major things I'm trying to pin down the!! Damn names! Right now I got. Half Metal alchemist. for obvious reasons. but idk I just don't like it that much; it still has the potential for mixing up Ed and Al. because. yeah. shrugs. second option is Tongued Alchemist. which is ironic as fuck. it also keeps up with Ed and Al mixed up. Because Ed doesn't fucking shut up. other one is the Gold Alchemist but like Ed doesn't really have any reason to be the gold alchemist so. not much reasoning to mix them up. sighs. if you have any suggestions I am very open to listening <3

uhhh. I don't think I have much else to say. idk, if you wanna send me fma art reqs that'd be p sweet! ermmm. yeah. writhes around on the floor before combusting OG POST FOR THIS AU OTHER OTHER POST I DID FOR THIS AU

[wonderneverlandsystem]

So yeah I can't for the life of me find a term. There is Apressexual but that is more like the exact opposite. And Fraysexual but that is the feelings going away after getting to know the person. My feelings for this person have never been sexual at all, so it's not that. And Boreasexual, which is similar, but it's not connected to experiencing other forms of attraction and it's centered on one specific person so that's not quite right either for me-

Sooooo. Idk how coming up with new terms/labels works but since I can't find one I decided; fuck it I guess I'll make it.

So-

Nectarsexual

Describes a person who usually experiences Sexual attraction/feelings, but when experiencing another type of attraction for someone (Platonic, Alterous, Romantic, etc.) they do not experience sexual attraction for that person.

I'ma use my situation as an example: I usually experience Sexual attraction/feelings towards people I find attractive, but (I believe) due to having Alterous feelings for this guy I know, I don't have Sexual feelings for him and don't wanna do anything Sexual with him, even though I find him incredibly attractive (physically and otherwise).

[Also as with most labels this works for other forms of attraction as well, so Nectarromantic, Nectarplatonic, etc. work too!]

As for why I chose this name; I feel like it is very contradictory to amatanormativity (idk if I spelt that right-). The "normal" and "correct" progression of feelings is that if you like someone, say romantically, then you *must* like them sexually as well, and especially vice versa.

1. Nectar is a sickly sweet drink given to deities that is said to grant immortality and heal. The name is to show that even though it's not "normal" (allo-) love, it is Just as powerful, Just as meaningful, and can be Just as everlasting.

2. Many deities (especially Greek and Roman) are a bunch of horn dogs and or big lovers (romantic). So I thought it would be ironic and funny.

3. In many old stories about Nectar it's said that if a human were to start drinking Nectar they wouldn't be able to stop. Again, I chose this name out of irony/condradiction. I think of it like this- And again I'm using my experiences as an example/metaphor, but this isn't necessarily gonna be the same for everyone.

In this example, imagine that Nectar, is sex.

I've always drunk, and still am drinking, Nectar. More frequently than most people do even, but when I think of him, look at him, am around him, etc. the Nectar gets diluted by water. There's still Nectar there. My cup will always have some amount of Nectar in it. But it tastes, feels, and smells almost as if it's just normal water, I don't even think of what's in the cup hardly ever when around him/thinking of him. And when I do look in the cup, when I get the occasional taste or whiff of Nectar in the water, I don't wanna drink it. In fact most of the time the thought of drinking from the cup while w/ him, makes me uncomfortable and grossed out.

I hope this all made sense (also if someone wants to make a flag that'd be cool as fuck- I may make one idk-)

-Much love, Jay B.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

You can absolutely totally ignore this because I know it isn't your usual subject matter but I was wondering if you had any thoughts on Steve and Bucky interacting with Peter? Not in a shipping sense of course they have a like 90 year age gap and Peter's still very much a baby but oh my god they'd be so silly interacting?

Like you can't tell me Bucky wouldn't be like fuck now I have to deal with TWO assholes who don't look after themselves first.

I personally prefer Peter and Bucky over Peter and Tony.. and idk I feel like Peter and Steve would just get each other. Aside from when Peter does something Steve totally would have done but Steve has to be the adult and tell him he shouldn't do it again. :p

Bucky and Steve would be really good parental figures I think.. or even actual parents.

Anyway we have like 2 seconds of them all interacting in civil war but hope in further marvel projects Bucky and Peter actually form some kind of relationship, I think it would be sweet.

I'm not sure I have a ton of thoughts--mostly agreement to what you said--but I will say I LOVE the idea of them together and getting to enjoy each other's company rather than being on opposing sides in Civil War and the limited shots of them together in Endgame and such as you said. Particularly, though, I wish we got much more Steve and Peter, not to ignore Bucky, but I just think they're so similar. It would be trouble, them together.

I'm also thinking a little about Chris and Tom's interactions, and I think they would have fun together on set, too, like--

gif credit to @/mamalazzer

Yeah.

Regardless of the actors, Steve and Peter would get into so much shit. They would undoubtedly double Bucky's average number of heart attacks per week if they were around each other and super-heroing, lmao.

Plus, I do wish pretty often that we got Steve as Peter's mentor rather than Tony. I just think it'd have been neat. Tom Holland's Peter Parker, as he stands now, in canon, isn't really a neighborhood Spiderman anymore. He's the next Iron Man. If he had been metored by Steve--and by extension by Bucky because those fuckers are attached at the hip--I feel like he would've stayed much more neighbourly and would've filled an entirely different role.

Also, if we're going on about what could've been, imagine if Aunt May in the MCU was that grey-haired, take-no-shit lady that she was in the comics? Then, we could've had Steve and Bucky and May interactions where she loves those old men in young guys bodies 💀💀 That'd just be good for everyone

And, just for fun, here's some of my favorite Steve and Peter posts that I could round up:

Queens & Brooklyn

Fatalistic humor

More humor

The acts

Peter's questions

Modern slang

What if Steve was Peter's mentor?

So, I will echo you--I think it'd be sweet!

[thepotatopixie]

Let's look through some weird-ass fairytales.

Hi, I'm the Potato Pixie, and I like fairytales. One day, I'd like to make comic adaptations of some of the weirder ones, or some well-known ones but the original versions, cause those get weird as hell.

I'm specifically going off from this book, a Barnes and Noble exclusive edition that I got for Christmas in 2015, but the inside specifically lists this as the Margaret Hunts translation from 1884.

So, I'm going to tell you all the broad strokes of the story, any important details, provide my shitty commentary, and how it could possibly be adjusted to a short comic.

My goal is to, when I can, make the characters more human, or give them more character. When I do character designs, and I'll post those as well, give traits and characteristics that aren't conventionally attractive.

Anyways, we're starting with the Frog King!

It's the first one in the book, and I'm interested in adapting it, so we'll go with that!

So it starts with the unnamed Princess tossing a gold ball, which is her favorite plaything, by a well.

Eventually, she tosses it and it falls in the well, and it's so deep she can't see the bottom or her ball.

She cries so much that the stones would show pity, (or maybe she thinks they would, this version very much has spoiled brat vibes) that soon a talking frog comes out of the well and asks her what's wrong. The princess though disgusted at the talking Frog, tells him about the ball, and he offers to get it for her, if she agrees to take the Frog back to her castle, and let the Frog eat with her, play with her and sleep in her bed with her.

The Princess fully intending to ditch the Frog agrees, and as she gets her ball she runs off, and frog croaking and yelling for her

At the castle, the Princess and the King are eating until they hear a knock at the door, and the king questions whoever it could be as the princess is freaked out knowing it's the Frog, and after said Frog asks her if she doesn't remember the agreement they had, the King tells the Princess that she has to keep her promise, and she begrudgingly picks thr Frog up and takes him to the table, to which he seemingly eats off her plate with ease, and she choking down every bite. (Like man that'd gross me out too, the princess is kinda a bitch but like, same)

Eventually, the Frog decides he's full and wants to go to sleep, and the Princess carries the Frog with two fingers by his leg up the stairs. When the Frog insists upon being carried up onto her bed, she gets so angry she takes the Frog and THROWS HIM AGAINST THE WALL.

Nah, no romance, no character development of like a spoiled brat learning to be nice, fucking YEETS the slimy bitch to the wall.

The weirdest part is, THATS WHAT TURNS HIM BACK INTO A PRINCE??? I have the whole scene planned in my head, bitch goes splat, slides down, the bottom half of the shot is like covered by the bed in the foreground and there's like a delayed POOF and then his gets up as a human holding his head.

Anyways, the Frog King (we're still gonna call him Frog) tells the Princess that a witch had cast a spell onto him and no one but her had taken him from the well (So I guess it was the well that was keeping him a frog?? But the Princess didn't do shit, she ran off!! So idk)

And then in the morning as mentioned, a carriage of white horses rolls up, and weirdly the only Named character, the servant Faithful Henry is said that he was so unhappy that his master was turned into a Frog, that three iron bands were laid upon his heart, lest it should burst from sadness.

They get in the carriage, and the Kings son (so like, it's not mentioned at all before that the Frog King has a son, neither the princesses father, and only the princess and the Frog King are described to get in the carriage. They mention that because the Princess agrees to be the Frogs companion and playmate, and that by her fathers will is now her husband, so where did the son come from? They go to the kingdom the next morning, so idk)

The Son thinks the carriage is breaking, but Faithful Henry says it's only the bands upon his heart bursting with joy and happiness that his master has returned.

The End

And that's it!! It's so weird, but I kinda like the lack of romance. And the Princess fucking Yeeting the Frog is great lmao

Also the servant Henry is giving Forbidden Lover vibes? Like how the hell is this dude THAT HAPPY that King is back? And what's up with the random Kings Son??

How do we Adapt this?

So keeping as much elements from the original tale as possible, here's what I got.

The Princess is spoiled, maybe she's got texture issues so she hates slimy things? Eh maybe not, but I am getting "POV The Girl You Think Is Mean Is Really Just A Girls Girl kinda vibes? Maybe I've just been watching thise too much.

Anyways, I'm thinking, take out the Kings son at the end, cause he serves no purpose and only shows up at the tail end, and Princess becomes the Fake Wife of the Frog King so he can be with his servant lover and the Princess can live on splendor or some shit.

[queenaeducan]

18 and 19 for the character asks, for Solas?

Character Asks!

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

jsdhg i love so many of his relationships with the companions, it's hard to pick. i think it's a near-tie between his friendship with tal-vashoth iron bull and cole. you could argue cole wins b/c i love it regardless of which path he takes, but i also think there's more to admire about the iron bull friendship as it requires more growth on both their parts.

his friendship is cole is almost expected. it would be weird if the "all my friends are spirits" guy wasn't friends with the spirit in the party. nevertheless, the support they provide each other and the faith cole puts in solas is heartwarming. and i admire that while solas has significant reservations about cole becoming human, it doesn't change how he feels about cole.

with iron bull there's animosity between them. the banter gets outright hostile, but highlights a lot about what i love about solas's banter.

Iron Bull: Alright, Solas, been thinking. You wanna know how this place would be if the Qunari took charge?

Iron Bull: Orlais, Ferelden, all of it would be healthier under the Qun.

Iron Bull: But the war to make that happen? That'd be ugly. A lot of good people would die.

Iron Bull: So I'm not hoping it happens. There! You happy?

Solas: Happy? No. Quite the opposite.

Iron Bull: Oh, come on. I said I didn't want us to invade you!

Solas: No. You said this world would be brighter if all thinking individuals were stripped of individuality.

Solas: You only lack the will to get more blood on your hands.

he gets bull to admit to his conflicting interests, and cuts down to the quick of his character.

and i like that at the end of it all, they can still be friends?? they can play chess without a board, ask each other questions about putting on shirts or fade sex, offer support when bull's life has been uprooted. i just think they're neat.

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

uh, idk if there are any. we'll see what direction they take his as-of-now quite nebulous relationship with mythal. i can see myself disliking that.

i'm also not fond of interpretations of his friendship with varric as it often also includes varric being the Right one of the pair, rather than someone with different priorities, biases, and flaws. this is all to say that i think both of them are valid in their interpretation of the man on the island banter. varric's answer betrays his own tendency towards passivity and acceptance of the state of things as much as solas's tendency fight and fight to his own detriment.

but like, as it exists in game i enjoy their friendship.

[tojikai]

That anon who thought of reader writing them all a letter and immediately dipping to another country COOKED‼️‼️

It'd be such a great punishment to all of them. If they can hide things from reader and protect satoru, they very clearly took his side. Reader can be just as selfish too, no need to concern herself with their feelings.

Prioritise yourself and leave that cheating bum with his dream woman he so desperately wanted. If you can fuck up a nice 5 year old relationship for an opportunity to makeout with your teenage crush then it's clear your priorities are fucked. He was so mean to her during that scene in first chapter. You won't even let her speak and defend herself? Seriously? Lol please go to hell now I don't wanna hear shit from you. It was so obvious that the guilt and inner frustration for cheating needed to go somewhere and it was ironically dumped on the person Satoru cheated on!

Also yes I'm the #bringbacktoji anon I'm here again because your stories are too good at writing shitty men. I love me my softie satoru but your version of the mean cunt satoru who later grovels at reader's feet is so satisfying. He has had a track record of being awful every time 😭

Dude just says whatever. If I'm the love of your life and you can do me dirty by cheating on me with a momentary crush then idk bruh I'm scared for the women you didn't feel that strongly for. This is your treatment for the love of your life..other women are cooked wallahi.

A letter and no other means to contact reader would eat so bad I wanna watch people suffer TEEHEE. Just him living in guilt daily and not being able to do shit with it, that suffering has no channel and outlet. Make satoru suffer I love seeing shit men have to face the consequences of their actions🫡

i had fun reading that ask and this LMAO its like i can sense the anger y'all harbor for pm!satoru😭 but to defend shoko and suguru, as mentioned in the story, they didn't know that satoru didn't tell yn that he kissed rie, so they never mentioned it explicitly to her😭but if it happened like they hid it from yn, that'd be so fucked up🥹 w yn's initial character and personality in pm, she'd probably end up in a worse situation bc she got no support system at all😭 it would be cruel for them if she just disappeared but life would be hard for yn too😭 anyways thank you so much for your support~!! im thinking of really bringing back toji bc i miss that man so much😭 i appreciate u for sharing this <3

[wrongcaitlyn]

okay…so…we don’t judge for special interests here right…? cause i am very VERY intense with mine.

so my question is…have you ever thought about solangelos kids….

CAUSE I HAVE

I don’t have all of the lore sorted out rn but i know that they have three kids the first two are girls and the last is a boy.

but with their first daughter…i sort of have some of her stuff sorted out i mean it might change but…

SO (if you don’t mind me infodumping i just NEED to know someone else’s opinion and i have no other ppl who won’t think i’m crazy.)

first things first. Her name is wysteria (just a dif spelling of wisteria cause it looks cool) Bianca solace di angelo (or di angelo solace i can never decide…)

she has tanner skin and freckles but nico’s brown eyes and wills blonde hair. her hair is pretty dang long and sort of whispy almost like taylor’s at the start of her career. (also i find it funny if she were to just have the horrendous mash of an italian and southern accent lmao)

most of the time i imagine her she’s like 16-ish. she’s very kind and caring like will.

she’s either aroace or a lesbian or both i can’t decide yet-

she likes dresses over other clothes (we don’t judge a girl who knows what she likes even tho that’s a stereotype)

and her main powers are sort of a combination of hades and apollo but she more specializes in the light and dark aspects of the two gods.

SO she has really good light manipulation powers and can blind people and if she tries REALLY REALLY HARD she can make it a tangible object she can step on. she also glows cause idk it’s funny.

BUT she also has amazing shadow bending powers. she can again blind people but with obscuring their vision and she is MUCH better at shadow travel than nico is since her specialty is shadows. she’s not very great at the other hades aspects tho. she gets tired after like 10 jumps where nico gets tired after 1. so she normally fights by reaching out to the shadows and pulling them around herself and then zipping around the enemy and teleporting away before they can get to her. it looks very cool from afar. her main weapon is a stygian iron sword like nico’s but it looks kinda different and has some gold aspects. (hazel got the gold for her)

she loves music and to sing (ehem headcanon that she sung a version of nancy mulligan for one of nico and wills anniversary’s ehem)

but she is great all around and i love her even if i’m the only one who actually thinks of her existence.

help i just yapped so much very sorry but lmk your thoughts!

WE DO NOT JUDGE HERE (that'd be so hypocritical seeing as im the one who got so obsessed with nico being a popstar that i wrote 200k words and counting abt it..)

to be quite honest, i haven't! i guess that in my head i kind of will always picture them sort of as like 15 year olds, bc that's how they are in canon and i also always see them younger as me, so i don't spend that much time thinking about an aged up solangelo (despite the fact that they're nearly in their twenties in talk your talk, wow) but!!! i love this hc omg!!!

i love wysteria first of all😭 my mind automatically goes to the lakes, and i just think that's SUCH a solangelo song so ofc i think that's a perfectly fitting name!!!

personally i'm a fan of solace di angelo bc when you put it into google translate, italian -> english, it means "angel's solace" (and i know that google translate is far from accurate, but i just find that so cute <3) but also my brain says make it alphabetical order (so di angelo solace...) either way both are great!!

(also i find it funny if she were to just have the horrendous mash of an italian and southern accent lmao) YES. YES. THAT'D BE HILARIOUS. i just imagine that like some words she would pick up from nico with an italian accent, and then some from will with a southern accent, and then those blended together in a sentence would be so funny😭

i loveee diving into the light manipulation powers. i find it so nice to see the things that nico and will have in common and how they could work together with those powers, i think they'd be so powerful (and also it'd look really sick)

i love this!!! thank u so much for sharing :)

[basiliskonline]

LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING DELICIOUS HEALTH FOOD

Some of you fuckers that follow me over on other websites may have heard that I have lost over 50 fucking pounds in going on 6 months now and i'm honestly shocked by how easy its fuckin' been now that I'm ignoring bullshit media and diet culture!

Also I just wanna say to all my fat kings and queens out there, yall fucking hot as shit and this was a decision I made for me, but I fully support you motherfuckers to love yourself at any and all sizes and I fucking love you too.

Now, what the fuck is this shit up here? A fucking Spinach tortilla? Fruit? Sugar free jello pudding? What the goddamn FUCK Basilisk!

Okay, calm down there buddy. hear me out. The spinach tortilla is the weird one, right? Well it has a light enough flavor to be overshadowed by the rest of the flavors, all this goddamn tortilla is here to deliver 18 fucking grams of FIBER directly into the glorious fucking body, ya dig?

No joke though! This is one of my favorite go to recipes, its quick as fuck and absolutely delicious jammed full of good shit at only 238 Calories!

Lets talk fucking Macros!

5.3 grams of fat (I usually get my fats elsewhere, if you want more fucking fat in this bitch than dice up some fatty delicious fuckin coconut in it or some shit)

44.3 g of carbs (including 19.3g of goddamn fiber!)

22.1 g of protein

Now lets talk some goddamn micros

494.7 mg of potassium

100mcg of Vitamin A

51.9mg of Vitamin C

284.5mg of Calcium

2.5mg of Iron

All kinds of other vitamins and minerals that they annoyingly don't let you track easily!

Now what the fuck is in this thing? Recipes? How do you FUCKING make it? Here we go, and just a warning ALL of this shit is measured with love, i weigh it all to track my shit but i do it in the moment and every time i make it, its a lil different!

Step ONE: Ya start off with your Nonfat/Lowfat greek yogurt (or full fat if you want more of that delicious delicious fat im not your goddamn mom). Just slap as much as you want in a bowl. Like 125-175g is good usually for me!

Step TWO: Measure out like idk 3-7 grams of chia seeds (CHIA SEEDS ARE FUCKING AMAZING GET THEM!) and toss that shit in the bowl.

Step THREE: Toss in some sugar free pudding powder, I use chocolate cause it what i can get regularly, but fuck do whatever you want! Vanilla? Banana? Pistachio? Fuck yeah! (Holy shit now im wondering about using Jell-o gelatin to get some like berry flavors... Idk how that'd work but im thinkin bout it now?!!) anyway you want probably 5-12grams of that shit (depends on how much yogurt you used! it will stiffen up your yogurt a TON, so idk if it gets TOO stiff, just add a lil more Yogurt, ya dig?)

Step FOUR (Optional): Throw in a lil protein powder, I used chocolate for my chocolate but fuckin get wild in there and experiment if you want! You only want like 3-6 grams of this in there! This just adds some extra protein and shit so this is still good af if you don't have any or don't wanna add it! (Also you can just do like ALL flavored Protein powder and none of the sugar free pudding mix if you want LOTS of that tasty tasty fuckin protein, we all just making shit up here as we go along)

Step FIVE (Optional): Use your no calorie sweetener of choice, just a lil bit (one packet or whatever) I use fucking Splenda because I WORSHIP AT HE ALTAR OF MY CHEMICAL GODS. But you can use like... monkfruit? or whatever the kids are using these days.

Step SIX: Mix that shit up with a spoon real quick. Fair warning that I totally and COMPLETELY do not give because of experience. You are mixing a lot of powders in there and start off as GINGER AS FUCK or you are gonna get some choclate fucking powder POOFED on your goddamn shirt or in your wookiee like chest hair or all over your tits, or all over your hairy fucking tits maybe idk, but if thats you I see you and goddamn love you. WARNED.

Step SEVEN: Warm up a skillet and start heating your Low Calorie High Fiber Tortilla (in my case, a Carb Balance Spinach Tortilla by Mission), low heat, you want it warm and supple so you can Taco that bitch and shove all the goodies in your face!

Step EIGHT: While you are warming up the skillet start throwing fruit together, I usually do about 120-140 grams of fruit, make it 3-4 different kinds if you can, get a nice spread of nutrients and vitamins and shit. Lately ive been doing strawberries, tangerines, grapes (both green and red). Banana, Cherry and/or Apple are both great too! USE WHAT YOU GOT!

STEP NINE: ITS TIME TO FUCKING GOOOO! That Tortilla is HOT, the fruit is fucking ready and delicious, that chocolaty yogurt full of NUTRITION-FUCKING-DENSE chia seeds is tantalizing. Slap that yogurt mixture on the goddamn tortilla! Slap the fruit on top (FUCKING lick all the tasty chocolate-yogurt mixture off that spoon, don't let that shit go to WASTE)

THEN YOU FUCKING ROLL THAT SHIT UP like a Taco! (Unless you are lucky enough to find larger tortillas that fit your needs, I can only find these pathetic lil "soft taco" sized like 8 inchers! and shove it in your hungry goddamn hole and just fucking love this FUCKING FILLING and delicious sweet treat at under 250 Cals.

VARIANTS!

Sometimes I mix some zero sugar whipped topping in with the yogurt, or just top it with it.

When you Want a LOT OF FUCKING YOGURT AND FRUIT, I have grilled the tortilla to a more crisp and crunchy demeanor and made that shit a goddamn chocolate and fruit tostada (topped with whipped topping of course!)

ANYWAY FUCKING ENJOY!

[noahtally-famous]

I haven't made a tier list, like, ever bc I'm highkey worried ppl will come at me for my ships but fuck it we ball

some explanations/highlights below the cut!

emwayne = the best friends of rajbow getting together?? hell yeah (bowie and emma will always be best friends to me). wayne would help emma come into her growth while making sure she stays silly, I love them sm

I think the rest of the first-tier ships are pretty self-explanatory?? if you want me to (ramble) talk abt any of them lmk!

I thought of caleb/chase (calase? chaleb?) out of nowhere one bright sunny morning and they've been a concept in my head ever since. I find it funny that I hc the idea of caleb being this kitten lover who also works hard to get where he stands trying not to use his looks as an advantage, while chase is this laidback thrillseeker, pet-store destroyer, who would totally do stuff recklessly unlike caleb's more methodical approaches. it'd aggravate caleb so so much, like what if chase is the only person that he comes close to snapping at lmao I genuinely can talk abt them all day but I digress

ripaxel is actually interesting--I'm an axelle truther through and through but axel can be bi or pan or anything in between, y'know. plus their dynamic is kinda funny, like kickass girl x alpha-male wannabe

I adore rajbow, but bowie x caleb is one of the ships I ironically don't mind seeing on my dash; it's interesting to think abt how things would've gone if they'd gotten together

(speaking of which, raj x caleb was one of the ships on the list but I didn't add it, though it would've been interesting as well to imagine like rajbow would still be endgame but if caleb was raj's gay awakening without raj even realizing)

raynebow, admit it or not, would be an awesome dynamic. emwayne is on top for me, but these three would be pretty cool together, like rajbow already being a thing and then wayne coming into his own sexuality realization lmao for me, wayne is either the classic straight best friend or a bisexual mess, there's no in between

the concept of what's going on between priya and caleb currently is what I like more than the ship itself; I like the idea of priya having a crush (though her character derailment for it is a bit annoying smh) while caleb is just genuinely doing this for an alliance lmao (if caleb does grow feelings for priya in the process--which I don't doubt could happen, it's total drama after all, that'd be even funnier)

bowie & chase are the reluctant exasperated and annoyed sibling & feral sibling dynamic for me. like chase does smth stupid (not a hard thing to do) and bowie's genuinely stunned whenever it actually seems to work (I'm thinking abt ep1 of s2 here lmaoo)

bowie & emma weren't mentioned as one of the pairings, for obvious reasons, but them as besties fr and I really wanted them to rekindle their friendship 😔

mk using caleb to get ahead of the game in tiny details (climbing on his back, etc etc) is so fucking funny, they're on the platonic tier for me simply bc of that. and caleb would be so oblivious lmfaoo

waaay before when s1 hadn't come out and ppl speculated on priya & chase being the Main Couple (and then everything went to shit after), I've switched trains in regards to that; them as a platonic friends duo would be crazy. kickass girl who can do anything (except feelings) & dumbass guy who does stupid impulsive shit for thrills (and cannot do feelings); they'd both fumble at romance shit and rant abt it while making it seem like they have it under control, it'd be wack; she would hate him for doing stupid shit and making them lose challenges, he'd talk shit abt "taking risks" and whatnot, and she'd be like "I'll smash my water bottle over your head, that's a risk I want to take rn!!" fr priya would beat his ass (and maybe save his ass if they ever reach that point of their dynamic lmaoo)

I think that's all I need to say! also I didn't add all of the ships on the list mostly bc idk much abt them or their dynamics

[woodchipp]

In relation to the OMORI rewrite, what if RW fights had completely different combat systems and mechanics to emphasize the disorientation of coming back to reality? I was thinking of everything becoming time based and you had to suddenly have good reflexes otherwise Aubrey would smash your head in/ you get beaten to death, and instead of there being music at all for fights it would just be birds chirping bc you're in the real world so you don't get music idk

It would be a major difficulty spike and probably would make people rage-quit the game though

I'm not entirely sure what to do about multiple people in combat (is your only true RW battle partner Kel? I kinda forgot), or if you die. Maybe they'd passively deal damage (you can't control them like in HS), and if you aren't careful you can deal friendly fire damage to them? Friendly fire could possibly be handled if you attack while a friend is attacking (You'd be able to see them from the sides of your vision). If/when you die (to Aubrey's bat or something idk), maybe you have to reload the save instead of continuing like nothing happened.

Hmm, battling with a knife could possibly have a bleeding mechanic where the more you attack the faster the opponent is defeated (passed out or surrendering)

If Kel ends up taking your knife away, your attack becomes trash and attacking inflicts recoil damage since your knuckles get hurt punching people lol. (What if you could actually pick up things that would be weapons? Like a stick or something. Maybe you could chuck rocks lol)

The "RW" fights (recycultists) would have the HS mechanics since Sunny is imagining that

I think it could look something like this? I'm not entirely sure. There would probably be 2 or so frames of animation for each character when doing things like attacking or getting hit. Emotions and their effects wouldn't exist (why would you be feeling emotions in a fistfight beyond fear and rage, much less happiness)

This looks really overwhelming oml hopefully it's coherent at all

This is hardly a thoroughly thought out combat system but I had this idea for a bit (sorry my handwriting is crap)

This is so interesting! I like the idea of Sunny weaponizing everything in his immediate proximity and I really like the idea of a Game Over in the real world booting you back to the title screen

Personally (and rather ironically), I think it would've been interesting if the town's gameplay was built to strongly discourage combat instead - Sunny is anemic, after all, and realism-wise, that'd translate into him having a single hitpoint to his name lol. The closest thing to this idea I can think of is Disco Elysium's "checks" (which would also give Sunny a personality by giving you dialogue options to choose), but that's not quite it.

Perhaps Sunny spends the first day getting into shape before any real fighting can happen and he has more than a single HP? In that case, I can see your idea of a combat system being used :D