#that’s soooo fucked up LMAO
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months ago my sib found out i have sickle cell trait and now whenever they’re mad at me they send me hit ‘em up……..
#‘don’t one of u ngas got sickle cell or smth?/you better back up before you f around and have a seizure or heart attack’ ….. tupac why#he gave them this power im gonna krill something#vil posting!#imagine being the one oder sister w a job and getting sent the most famous diss track ever bc you said you won’t by dior lip oil….#that’s soooo fucked up LMAO#and yeah it brings down their sibling score for sureeeee
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Family portrait.
#devil may cry#devil may cry fanart#dante dmc#trish dmc#nelo angelo#does anyone look in the mundus tag. lmao#dmc fanart#This is meant to look like a family portrait obviously with trish as the mom and mundus as the father nelo angelo as the brother.#Not much more to this one#DMC1's fucked up family is soooo fascinating to me#bean makes TWO fanarts in a week!!! I'm on fire#anyways this was just a colorng experiment mostly#one layer one brush and a dream#beanie art
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Back in winter 2022 I started working on a comic of one of my favorite nsfw oneshots, Practical Demonstration, made like five pages, and then promptly dropped it cause I was still in the midst of Art Block From Hell, among other reasons
but the fic series recently got an update and I read it on a flight last week, which has renewed the brainworms :)
The comic's FAR from finished (I've thumbnailed the entire thing and it comes out to twenty-eight pages, while I have thirteen of those pages in varying stages of completion) but I've been having a lot of fun working on it and forcing myself to try and learn new things (backgrounds/environments, in this case) in the pursuit of Harvey Smut LOL
I thought I'd post some WIP shit here, in case ADHD gets my ass and I end up dropping it again 😭 pray for me
#stardew valley#sdv harvey#stardew harvey#stardew farmer#my art#description in alt text#my favorite panel so far is shojo harvey lol :)#I started this so long ago now that my style has noticeably changed hdhrhhrh#I might end up going back and redrawing some aspects of the earlier pages#tbh I've also been doing this to get better at comics bc I want!! to make my original one!!! AT SOME POINT!!!!!!#legit tho this has been some of the most fun I've had drawing in soooo long#even despite me feeling like I'm juggling ten bars of slippery soap every time I draw backgrounds lmao#it's still been fun#now I just have to figure out where the fuck I can post this if/when I finish it since it's. yknow. uh#but that's a problem for Future Me
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Me? Drawing Tododeku for the first time since *checks calendar* APRIL of LAST YEAR???
#WE ARE SO BACK????#Tododeku girlies it's finally time. Time for me to make my grand re-entrance.#...After the series has already ended. LMAO#Also holy SHIT have I really not drawn them in over a year?? What is wrong with me actually#Anyway I um. Ehe. I started rewatching BNHA from the beninnging. The beginingin.#Tododeku is sitting on my windowsill RIGHT NOW with a shotgun aimed directly at my head#They're gonna get me. They're READY to shoot. I am GOING to be shot#Anyway I forgor how BABY Izuku is at the start of the series...he is so tiny and innocent...so unaware of the horrors to come...#My poor boy is gonna get soooo fucked up aha <3#BNHA#Tododeku#Shima speaks#BACK TO ART!! Expect the Tododekus soon *waggles my fingers cryptically*
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sharing is caring <3
#KISS THE MAILMAN!!!!#they are waiting their turns!!!#this is so fucking indulgent & niche asdjaskjcnaskclak#eddie gets all the love!!!#im such a giggly lil bitch about this im-#yall dont even know how bad it was when i was actually scribbling this. commit me to an asylum#its soooo Unserious and its soooooo Fun#eddie is the perfect size for them to Hold and Cherish#screaming crying wailing eating floor tiles!!!#ok somebody take me out back and shoot me The Voices Are Winning#scribble salad#what do i even tag this with??? DO i even tag it???#lmao imagine i toss it into the welcome home tag#woe! laughingletterstock be upon ye!!#im spicing up the soup... at least i like to think that i am!!!#i create silly mindless stuff like this so that i can Think later#alrighty im gonna queue this for the morning#there's like. 3 people absolutely frothing at the mouth to see this so!!!#morning queue! i could post it Now but like. lmao#ive posted enough today.... gotta space it out a lil
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good morning everyone! unfortunately for all of you, I am still wildly gay for Lord Eclipse on this fine wednesday! so take this INSANELY self indulgent doodle I did a bit ago LMAO
#xero creations#HEAD IN HANDS. VAGUE HAND MOTIONS. YK HOW IT IS. WHATEVER. WHATEVERRRR QHUAHQSKJWD#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show#tsams#lord eclipse#lord eclipse au#lord eclipse.... x reader ?????#OR SMTH....#It was inspired by the hug art my mutual sent me bc immediately my brain was like#'ouhh need a fucked up possessive hug from a fucked up centipede god' AHSJQHDS SOOOO. YK. VAGUE HAND MOTIONS LMAO#centiclipse
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Me reading the description of episode 30: oh, that's fine! that's not so bad! i can deal with that!
Me after listening to episode 30:
#reaction pic by @kalo-pop#so how are we dealing folks.#there is. so much. so many bad decisions.#colin for one is fucked. alice girl you're about to have soooo much guilt added on to you#teddy might not be doing too hot either so with sam that's 3 people that are going to weigh on your conscience!#most importantly though. gwen and lana. *that* was the scariest part of the episode.#gwen has just doomed them all i fear (even more than they already were)#i knew celia was up to something but i was still SHOCKED like oh my god girl you really were not going to hesitate#im *sure* we're going to hear from sam again. i'm sure. i'm just... not sure if it will actually be sam.#or if it will be all him if you get my drift#all in all a great finale! we got to the hole in the universe faster than i expected#but i guess it just feels like that bc im a tma veteran#it was much more manageable than tma's s1 finale at least lmao. i *could not* handle the worm sounds#... oh man what am i going to do on thursdays now???#we do still have the epilogue and bonus content coming but then???#it will be a barren few months#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 30
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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.
literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving
#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye#and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic#like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!'#or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao#and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too.#but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao#anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao#and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That#asks
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Idk like Max but when he said don't broadcast the radios he was so right. Most radios aren't even live, just don't broadcast them. No need to be out there policing people like that. It is almost a human rights violation to not let a guy say fuck after he was fucked
OK ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY INTERESTING TO ME. Like, ofc Max was right that if you're so bothered about :// bad words :( on radio you could simply not broadcast the radio.
But more broadly, it got me thinking about the whole live broadcast side of F1 because it's just so interesting to me how those are put together. There's almost a reality show-esque vibe in the way F1 feed directors pick and choose which radios to air on tv when you think about it! Choosing which messages to show on broadcast + onboard views vs camera track view vs garage angles... it all ties into the whole showmanship side of F1 and is part of building a track narrative and it's cool as hell. I'm always impressed by the amount of behind-the-scenes work that goes into the whole spectacle of F1 — imagine constantly monitoring 20 different feeds and having to make split-second decisions on what makes for the most entertainment.
Sorry I went off on a wild tangent! It's just very interesting to me how F1 drivers really have to feel like they work in a fishblown sometimes, because the access cameras and the world at large have to the F1 paddock is kinda unparalleled compared to other professional athletes. But I also get why that happens, because F1 (a very expensive sport) wouldn't be nearly as remunerative or appealing without that constant coverage side It's such a circus and it's so compelling. But ofc you can't "sell" your audience on the whole unfiltered F1 experience and simultaneously get angry over a stray fuck that's gonna get bleeped out anyway.
tldr: he's right but then I had to go wildly off topic about it
#sorry i went completely off topic here. anyway I agree with Max ofc but also I understand why everything is broadcast & spotlighted#but also if you want everything to be broadcast and spotlighted. the fucks are kinda baked in#every athlete i can think of has cursed on the job lmao#anyway typing this reminded me of when in barcelona we heard carlos complain for like 10 laps#EYE thought his bitching was funny as hell but i remember people going why is HE always complaining??#and I was like. do you understand that he's not the only guy complaining rn just the one who's getting main airtime?#i wonder how many people watching at home realise that there are so many public radios that just aren't picked up by the main broadcast#<- this isn't to imply carlos isn't a bitch on radio he is SOOOO whiny. but he's not the only one u know?#elle asks
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my dash: Bell's Hells are doing doppelganger trust exercises in the feywild for bonding purposes
me: oh???? :) my fools?
my dash: half of them wanted to use detect thoughts to get through it. they werent allowed to. but they were absolutely planning to do it.
me, with great affection: oh, my fools :') of course
my dash: They Handled This Less Than Optimally and were accusing each other suspiciously and randomly and using all kinds of strange tactics
me: my fools :'DDDDD of COURSE they did-
my dash: Even in an ACTIVE TRUST BUILDING EXERCISE with live doppelgangers, they were still grappling with their chronic Fuck With Each Other impulses
me with all the affection in the world: u fucking <3 bet <3 they would <3 maladjusted trainwrecks <3333333
#comforting to know that all of my instincts about how BH would handle a doppelganger trust exercises aligned wIth what they did. everything#im seeing feels right. trust exercise? detect thoughts time . what do you mean im not alllowed to is that NOT how trust works.#of COURSE i trust u. my trust is dependent on very specific things that are kind of indistinguishable from my distrust of u. thats normal#and good even.#hey this is an important exercise to build trust. however it would be SOOOO funny if i fucked with u rn so... hmm.....#anyway. maladjusted. im sure im missing plenty of details but this was fun to catch up on everyone keep up ur posts theyre great#critical role#cr spoilers#c3e80#?#bell's hells#shitpost#still alive! just tremendously behind and busy! but glad good and fun things are happening in campaign still lmao
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All the DA2 romances alsmost feel a bit unfullfilling to me, are there many others that prefer Hawke single with the subtext of an unspoken Varric thing?
#Ive romanced everyone save sebastian#with isabela being my first and i think fenris my last#i think all of them are good in a way where it has you knowing the chracters better and getting some really deep sides of them#but i never felt them as too romantic so many of those scene could have been platonic? Like sure theres sex but tbh hawke could just fuck#idk i think i might like anders the most just because of the heavy emotion involved and plot relevance#however nothing feels like it fits perfectly with hawke#fenris was the one that surprised me the most with how much it changed my perception of him i guess because he softens up more with romance#I switch out my saved worlds a lot with da2 whilst dao is mostly on zevran rarely leliana and dai is mostly cullen#I was soooo dissapointed when i played dao and couldnt romance sten lmao i for some reason wanted to get with felix my first dai playthroug#da2 has some of my favourite npcs in the whole franchise but the core group never made me feel to heavily on wanting romance#might have to replay to remember stuff#not a bad thing just a thing which is unfortuate because you get less content when ou dont pick a romance.
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annnnnnnnd qsmp mostly purgatory cause i was doodiling through every charlie slimecicle vod for those as i caught up lmao
#again these are only the ones that passed the cringe test i have older stuff#i was way more invested in the qsmp in the early days but i still watched every charlie stream so i have soooo many gaps in my qsmp knowled#also obligatory fuck cc wilbur soot#which sucks cause i had fun thinking about his qsmp character even though he showed up like twice#your honor i had head canons and i had fun with them and i don’t usual let myself play w that shit that much#qsmp fanart#qsmp slimecicle#THE FORTNITE ONE IS KINDA SORTA RELATED LMAO#it’s when he played fortnite w tubbo on tubbos alt after a purgatory stream#I DO HAVE SOME QSMP ON IPAD THOUGH SO I HAVE MORE#and i read a starcicle fic that i saw a mutual recommend and became enamored w it so that’s very possible that i might do something there#esp cause i don’t think? i’ve draw etoiles??? which is a crime????#and idk the vines and cucumber and stars idk my brain keeps thinking about them design wise even though im very late and also shit at#doing character design#but that’s what practice is for i guess lmao
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The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
#winters ramblings#seriously its SO funny when that happens because every time its like ??? the FUCK kind of thoughts do you have#to ask HOW i resist doing evil shit all the time because i dont fear god because i dont believe in God??#what kind of fucked up person do you haveto be to only resist killing people because of fear of a higher power??#these are people to avoid because typically they also come with the issue of using their religion to make any action they want#perfectly Good and Moral because GOD said it its in the BIBLE whether thats true or not and like bible or no#if you have no intrinsic sense of morality i dont want to hear about atheist morality from you lmao#not that athiests lack issues i swear to god white dudes who evangelize atheism like its their new religion#have WILDLY missed the point and often suffer the same problem as the aforementioned Christians#wherein the onky thing thats ever given them any kind of pushback is the church so they decide RELIGION is horrible and bad as a whole#which isnt true religion can be a perfectly lovely amazing thing for people but that brand of atheist#doesnt seem to understand that people turned away from the church because of wide spread abuse and discrimination not because#believing in god makes you literally mentally ill like some of these fuckos act like. abelist AND shite to religious folks in one fowl swoop#so you know atheists have problems too but like they arent making laws in their beliefs images across the world so you know#temper the criticism with how influential the group actually is although richard dawkins types DID get a lot of space to spew their idiocy#like dawkims if you think youre SOOOO much smarter than christians how come you have ALL the same misogyny problems??#youre not that smart and logical if youve decided a whole kind of person is inherently less than you buddy. in fact thats very Christian#of him actually. funny when that happens but again if you dont actually know WHY something is a problem#its very easy to say Thats Bad and then literally do the exact same thing you just condemned because when YOU do it its no longer bad#because its got YOUR flavor of fucked up morality on it now instead of being like hmm maybe Christianity isnt a problem#because it EXISTS but because a lot of people use their religion as a pointed barb to discriminate against huge swaths of people#and often the intolerance becomes a legal issue when Christians and other religious majorities shove through laws based on EXCLUSIVELY their#religions and opinions and that doesnt mean religion should be dismantled it means we ahould tell religious folk who would know what#morality was if it fucked them up the ass to shut up and figure out what morality is outside of rekigion before they start legislating about#it and whatnot. also i wish extreme opinions werent ALL the news focused on exclusively on the political right#can we platform some NORMAL well adjusted christians who are god loving AND not a bunch of wingnuts#who are two steps away from arguing thou shall not kill only applies to people they LIKE because they dont seem to understand#maybe murder is bad when EVERYONE does it not just The Bad People??!?!
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Threw his ass in the water today it's okay he deserved it
#daeran arendae#commander x daeran#pf wotr#pathfinder#pathfinder wotr#wotr commander#idk if thats like. even in character for him to say#also my commander is like. hes generally very serious#EXCEPT when hes just chilling with his pals#like he grew up noble and the pressure of being a noble tiefling kinda fucked him up#hes grown a lot tho!!! he used to be lawful good now hes neutral good#idk if im gonna try to get him to chaotic good#also hes angel mythic which is soooo funny to me#yeah we put a whole bunch of angelic powers in the fucked up guy with demon blood in his veins#yeah surely that wont be a problem#ik its not canon but i hc that like#using his angelic powers kinda burns?#like not much but i dont think they feel all that plessnt#anyways his name is tyrian and i fucking adore him#should i make a tag for him?#eh#woljif jefto#sorry i forgot i drew him in this lmao#my art#also forgot THAT tag#oc: tyrian
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Tagged by @soyouwinagain to post 6 photos from my camera roll in the past week, thank you comrade, I was hoping someone would tag me 🫡🫡 except then I had to go back a couple weeks otherwise all six photos would have been my dog at a cocktail garden.
Ivan Fedotov and Erik Johnson at Flyers training camp, Fedotov in full Russian saint mode; a flower outside of an Indian restaurant; Yankees outfielders running away from each other and I'm so mad I only got them running back to position bc they were being SO cute while a reliever was warming up; Keats at the aforementioned cocktail garden, he was sweatin'; giant rotting boat outside of Ikea; boxes containing all of my earthly possessions.
#having a good day 😭 went to rittenhouse to hang with sierra while they did work then went to a flyers rally and got free stuff#heroically refrained from asking flyers reporters about danny briere's plan for eetu mäkiniemi during the q&a#took the bus all by myself!!!! an actualy achievement lol i'm so scared of buses and i was so worried i would end up in like delaware#but i did not i ended up at my house#so now i feel much more confident about taking the bus..exposure therapy LMAO#went to a pizza place near me i have not been too and it FUCKS#my new favorite thing to do rn is if i can eat anything on the menu and its super slow in the restaurant is to ask#what the cashier or server recommends. way better than if i were just panicking and ordered cheese pizza#i need to start unpacking my art supplies and bathe my dog but overall...VERY good day so far#if the padres and the phillies pull through we'll be in good shape#OH!!!! AND EVERYONE BEING SO SO BRAVE FOR TEAM LIFT FEST!!!#ME N MAX ARE SOOOO PROUD OF EVERYONE AND I'M SOOOO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THE NEXT TWO WEEKS BRINGS!!!!#i've been having some frustrations with myself bc there was a lot of stuff i should have scaled down and didn't#and my ethos running this w max is way different than fth but none of the sign up materials reflect that#which i'm frustrated with myself for not thinking through more carefully and conscientiously#even tho going into this we knew so much of the fest was going to be us throwing puddy at the wall and seeing what sticks#but i have been frustrated with myself for not thinking through how materials like the sign up form don't reflect the like spirit of how we#wanted to run it#so it's really nice to see that people are being really brave and getting excited for each other and getting excited for what's#being offered#i'm sooooo excited!!!!!!!!!#ok i'm done lol i have to finish this soda and face the disaster that is how i packed my art supplies#when i can do art again. know.#fresno oilers.txt
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i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH
#can you tell i just watched the dumpster battle movie#[deep breath] AHHHHHHGGGGHHFHFHFJJFJGKG#ALL THE INTERACTIONS WERE SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭😭#baby kuroo… i forgot how much i adored kuroo oh my god. TEARS IN MY EYES#HES SO FUCKING LAME#he was an emotional wreck this movie. had me giggling#his ass wld NOT leave tsukki alone HELP#omg and bokuto yachi interaction <3#HINATA AND INUOKA I LOVE U SO MUCH#kenma…. this truly was the kenhina movie nobody talk to me#and the mini scene of kuroo and daichi pointing at each other. I DIED!! I DIED!!!!#ourghhhhhh I LOVE THEM ALL SO DEARLY#also the detail of nishinoya moving out of the way when he saved the ball was great. loved that#SUGA 😭😭 HE WAS GOING INSANE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO DEARLY#okay tbh i didnt expect the match to end like that but it’s fine. i was immediately distracted by the FEELS#ALSO OMG. GOSHIKI AND TENDOU WERE SO FUNNY LOL#AND AND NEKOMA THIRD YEARS 😭😭😭 KUROO AND YAKU TEARING UP 😭😭 THEM HUGGING EACH OTHER#IM SOOOO ILL IM SO FUCKING ILL#also the kurodai hug and the kuroo thanking tsukki I FEAR I KEEP WINNING#did i mention the kuroken flashbacks. oh my god. they were so CUTE#BABY KUROO TALKING TO KENMA’S DAD AND HE WAS JUST SO SMALL AND ENTHUSIASTIC UGH 🥹😭#wow. i need to die#wait also. giggles. the kenhina knife scene. 10/10 gayest shit in hq#ahhhh i LOVE THEM#NEKOMA SECOND YEARS TOO. FUKUNAGA U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME#anyway u guys shouldve seen me. i was going insane. i was losing it every scene#OH AND THE CREDITS?? kuroshou I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#‘gotta take a pic to show mika’ this too is kuromikashou or whatever their ship name is#this was the kenhina movie first and the kuroo ship galore movie second /j#anyway i need to go lie down now goodbye
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