#that’s his tag now

[eztilsolar]

Old ass man…..

[theultimatemercenary69]

Erm achually I have been meaning to post abt my ocs, so here’s a post abt probably the most important of MY OCS (Gadget is in oc purgatory because at this point my Gadget interp is just an oc in a skin suit), Hans

the rest is gonna be under the cut but this post goes out to @infififi stay silly out there soldiers

Erm (I need to stop starting trains of thought like that) ok Hans is Infinite’s older brother in my universe, he’s well into his adult years (late 20s) while infinite is 16-17 in my universe, not very stand out in appearance, unless you count his beautiful highlighter green eyes /j

The real meat and potatoes comes with the lore: “uhm so I may have made Infinite and Hans a parallel for Shadow and Maria sorry” -me

What that means is I gave my man The Illness and he is going through it. In my universe, they’re kinda like Shadow and Maria if Shadow died and Maria lived 😐 not my fault sorry (absolutely my fault and not sorry at all). 

During childhood, Hans and Infinite’s were very much alone, especially considering their parents were fucking dead, both dying shortly before and after Infinite’s birth (horrific circumstances, bros unlucky as hell 💀<— Hans and Infinite’s parents emoji). Hans and Infinite however did manage to work past it, Hans getting a medical degree, becoming a doctor, and Infinite forming a group of friends (JACKAL SQUAD REFERENCE!)

A few years into their happy lives, Hans’ condition medically worsened over time, not knowing it was a terminal condition, he brushed it off until he literally could not. Both brothers tried to remain positive, but with Hans being out of a job due to his. everything. and money running short, Infinite’s friend group quickly becomes Infinite’s mercenary squad (JACKAL SQUAD IS FINALLY REAL!)

Shortly before the events of episode Shadow, Infinite and Hans speak for the last time. It’s not even very important, it’s a completely normal meeting, Infinite having expected to be back by the morning. He gives Hans his medicine, makes some food to put in the fridge and goes off on his latest mission. Obviously, we know how that turns out. I’ll spare the details.

After the events of forces, Infinite sorta dies (it’s hard to explain, for the sake of simplicity he’s just dead but he gets better) leaving Hans completely alone for a long while. He almost dies on his own, stressing over not only his brother being “missing” (he has no idea about the events of forces rn) but his own mortality.

But because of some Shadow Black Arms dna bullshit I can explain later and Sonic’s regular “communing with the dead” sessions, Shadow takes it upon himself to rectify the pain he’s caused by at least helping this one person. 

Imagine his surprise when he meets basically Maria the Jackal because I LOVE me some parallels! Shadow has a “BY JOVE THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING” moment while Hans is like “excuse me what the fuck are you doing in my house”. Shadow briefs Hans on what’s happened over the last 7 months and Hans has his very own “BY JOVE THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING” moment

Anyways their normal (kinda sorta maybe) now 

[kevin-gausman]

babe Schneider giving us his all to keep us in this game

[neon-u-dumb-shxtty-child]

Thinking about them again :)

Noah (blue/green and brown hair) belongs to @24-guy

I love them, they’re in love

[youthofpandas]

What’s up with how the dunmeshi fandom just lies about this kind of stuff all the time. It is easily confirmable information that it was a monthly series, something incredibly common in the industry.

A not weekly magazine schedule is literally common !! Especially in the seinen shoujo and josei demographics, sometimes monthly, sometimes biweekly, sometimes every two months, sometimes seasonal! Please stop lying about how Dunmeshi was some special unique creation that defies all standards of manga just to hype it up because it is so clear that every single one of these comparisons is centered around Weekly Shonen Jump (and understand that SJ has many magazines under its brand that are monthly or semimonthly). Not everything is WSJ and it needs to stop being the only point of reference in conversations like this 🤧

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[dionysism]

"odysseus should visit diomedes after the events of the odyssey" "odysseus should go see menelaus" personally if i was odysseus im not going fucking no where ever again 😭😭 THEY can come to ithaca. i've been traveling long enough

[nicecrumbart]

Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[lichen-soup-scribe]

So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

Edit 4/8, in case you don't see the reblogged additions -- my wife is now going by Eve!

[girlboyburger]

fat dog 4 fat dog !!

[cassandragemini]

Aimee, from Leonard Nimoy’s 2010 photography series Secret Selves

Aimee — tattoo and body piercing

I like being a girl…no one knows I am a woman, let alone a lesbian. My beard is natural, there is no imbalance.

[mstrchu]

girl help my friends keep trying to do things that will definitely make them insane

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[ciderjacks]

dwarven brew

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[bastardiando]

posting across the targetverse here bc it did numbers on twitter