#that’s an oxymoron LMFAO

[butchbarbieagainstterfs]

butch barbie is an oxymoron

Weird Barbie is quite literally butch in the second half of the film lmfao. The fuck are you talking about?

Are you saying butch women have to be Kens?

You do realise Barbie’s whole line is “you can be anything”, right?

You do realise some of the lyrics of the opening song about being a Barbie in Barbieland are “what you wearing? / dress or suit? / either way that power looks so good on you”, right?

Shut the fuck up 💀💀💀 what’s the betting you’re a terf essentially saying butches can’t actually be women while also saying trans people are enforcing gender roles / trying to forcefully convert butch lesbians and gnc people into being trans lmao

[plumsaffron]

The ML Crossover Methfics seriously are a whole different breed of insanity. Lmfao gotta love that insult of yours.

For people who claim to be Marinette stans they sure wrote a tonne of nonsensical fics making her out to be an abuse victim. A “poor me” or “woe is me” story.

I don’t really like Lila but I honestly hate the ML salt community even more. Especially what happened to that poor Lila fan… I mean she’s just a fictional character, they didn’t have to be that explosive about her. Miracucunts really do ruin everything they touch… and unable to see themselves for what they’ve done on the online spaces. Absolutely disgusting that they’d hate on an emotionally abused victim using the excuse that he wasn’t physically abused and that he’s just a spoiled rich white boy.

Yea, the DP phandom is usually chill even after I stopped following their users and tags to this day. For a mediocre show, they surprisingly came out with a civilized community. Even with the Sam Manson critique to hatred, I don’t see these people harassing anyone who likes her. It’s the Stans that sometimes do it despite the evidence showing that Sam is better off with someone else similar to her. Even with several crossover fics, they’re still quite bearable and civilized. Because some people actually did their fucking research. Or even if they didn’t do much in-depth research, their “OOC” fics are sometimes more “in character” than the ML saltfics.

Though I totally understand why some people are anti-crossover fanfic thanks to the miracubitches and other fandom twats ruining things with extreme character hate and assassinations.

This is my assumption but I think the TVTropes staff and their fans are lowkey control freaks not just oversensitive idiots. Maybe that’s why my scathing review was a “little too cruel” for their liking on the rated E franchise. Maybe only long time active users on their side are allowed to edit and add content. Yet mature dark canon stuff is allowed to stay on their site while opposing actual harmless criticism, opinions and reviews are silenced. Or users being suspended… I clicked on anti TVTropes here and saw a decade old post saying that the site doesn’t allow people to have different opinions. And I thought to myself, “Damn, I shouldn’t have signed up back then, should’ve listened to other people’s experiences on that wasted potential site.”

AO3 is literally the few places where you can get away with a controversial but still harmless opinion in your profile and fic notes/summary. And the chances of being dogpiled are very low but never zero if your work is inspired by a “controversial” person who did say something many years ago and/or didn’t handle a touchy subject matter that well in their works. But now ppl are bringing it up even though that “controversial” person isn’t really bad just had different views back then due to their upbringing or smth. Or the fic just seen as very disturbing despite the warning labels.

heh heh thanks.

Yeah lotta Marinette Dupain Cheng stans making or drinking them fics are oxymorons.

I don’t mind you not liking Lila but yeah the Miraculous Ladysalt community is deplorable (and a better thing to hate), along with their death driving charade. Still, despite that demise of that fan of hers, it just wasn’t enough to make them rethink how far they've gone.

Plaguedom’s plaguing dementality flourishes and there’s pretty much nothing that can be done to stop it. So many unfortunately may blindy eat their tumors, while next to none are there to warn them to not consume the plaque.

Ah these miracushits don’t know that his life sucks. Heck even in Miraculous Rise Of The Sphinx game, Max Kante told him exactly how little time he has during the day commonly. These miraculous roaches love jigsawing what happens to fit things into their own unfittable puzzle they believe fits now. They don’t know that that’s Gabriel’s money? Any decision he makes is if his father allows it or if it follows his father’s interests. Otherwise it’s gonna be a no or his father will find a way to make Adrien feel bad about it. They don’t know that he determines and pretty much controls his future or fate (yeah yeah currently it’s Nathalie, his other fugly controller now, but whatever).

How do these fools jump into the conclusion of reducing him to he’s spoiled rich white boy? Perhaps I should say, why do they do this to him and why are they like this to Adrien? Dude ain’t even someone to be truly or really triggered upon. Adrien, despite his sucky, and still currently sucky life, he’s not spoiled. And even if he was spoiled, why is that treated as an awful thing? Heck I’m still pretty spoiled. Is this really the best they can come up with? This the best Miracucks can do to someone that’s pretty much good to others and not a problem causers or not a person seeking to be in a realm of ramifications of future conflicts? Like hello, he is made to do a lot of crap he doesn’t like, and to be next to flawless. He doesn’t like being trapped in the mansion, he likes hanging out with his friends. Sigh miracuscabs always gotta find a way to reduce and arrange anything for putdown purposes to leech over. Man… I just searched him earlier on here and one of the results on the feed was a salt prompt for Adrien blog. *Sighs*

MMM research, ML Salt fics usually never never never never never

Yep and Miracubitches and them other fandung beetles like ruination while also not just harboring legendary levels of character loathing and assassinating, these buttwipes mastered the art of sniping their own character without even knowing.

Yeah it’s possible and unfortunate of them TVTropes Staff Members and their purposeful pathetic pickiness. Sometimes searching "anti something," can show something unordinary or a different perspective compared to the masses (or casuals that might be lucky). Maybe showing that you aren’t completely alone with such experiences or feelings of stuff. You live and learn.

Well at least A03 is safe sort of for now. But that is disgusting when people use someone’s past takes and rally up some virus to attack one in the present because they can’t handle it or maybe the current time in society sees this thing in the past as unacceptable. Or they just want to. It’s just sigh. Finding worth to cause problems on what was never worth it to begin with because ignoring is inconceivable.

Like ugh… Imagine someone calls a person a scrub 5 years ago in a story or whatever. Then someone 5 years later took offense and felt personally attacked cause of that word cause they see it as an offense to their self or their gender or whatever group of collective gender or whatever. And so the triggered one condemns this person that said scrub from the past and ganders a cult of clowns using the past against the present. Context don’t matter, the triggered ones feel victimized while ironically going out their way to victimize the one of the present. All cause they were offended so badly over a minor inconvenience. Bonus, these scabies treat who they attack as if that was always who they are or were or will be.

[hybbart]

Omg that art is wonderful!

Out of the picture is Jimmy in like some sort of black suit and cape being the goth male wife he is. Lmfao

Goth Jimmy sounds like an oxymoron, but he's certainly there in something flattering

[itsbebebrainrotting]

"I went for a modern-medieval theme" my guy that is an oxymoron. That isnt a thing lmfao.

[mikansei]

THIS PUN IS SO GOOD I’M SO MAD

ok so i'm either way off the mark linguistically or decades late to this realization, but:

urahara’s surname is spelled 浦原, which AFAICT is something kubo made up and not an actual surname. the kanji individually mean seashore/bay/gulf and field/prairie/grove (and origin, but not usually when it’s read “hara”). “ura” shows up in words like 浦路 uraji (coastal road), 浦風 urakaze (sea breeze), etc. “hara” as a suffix shows up in 桑原 kuwabara (mulberry field), 松原 matsubara (pine grove) (albeit with rendaku which is why it’s a B there and not an H)

anyway so “seashore grove” sounds like an oxymoron b/c prairies and groves are inland and the seashore obviously isn’t, right? and then it hit me: the other, MUCH more common word that’s read "urahara" is 裏腹 which literally means opposite/contrary

his name is multiple levels of contradictions!! THIS SCARBOROUGH FAIR MOTHERFUCKER lmfao i hate that this is so good and i'm only just now realizing it

[madamedoo]

You literally worship an oxymoron ("male goddess") and expect anyone to yake you seriously? LMFAO

Jesus, Prince of Peace,

you have asked us to love our enemies

and pray for those who persecute us.

We pray for our enemies and those who oppose us.

With the help of the Holy Spirit,

may all people learn to work together

for that justice which brings true and lasting peace.

To you be glory and honor for ever and ever.

Amen.

[mazhai]

the paper is to see if english music (mostly from american or european artists) can improve listening comprehension if it were used as a learning tool. we're praying the panelists don't revamp our whole thing 😭 there were so many sleepless nights

i'd be so happy to listen to you ramble about physics i promise. just forgive me if i can't understand some of it right away hfsgkjdgjddgj but yeah <3

if you want broad subjects, then english ig? mostly bc it's easy. but i have a creative writing subject this year and i can definitely call that my favorite hwdhkjdgjhdsfhj do you have those there? like, specialized subjects and academic tracks?

ahhh that sounds really intriguing. i can definitely vouch for it because a good amount of my hindi knowledge comes from listening to hindi music skjdgfskjf good luck to you ✨

fair enough lol english is v cool. this year my english teacher is a subtle misogynist who likes to make sexist remarks just to rile me up and get me to debate him. lately i've tried to be the better person and not mind him but it makes me irrationally angry lmfao

we do not </3 esp in senior grades you can forget abt any subjects except the ones in the stream you pick. we do have phys ed as a compulsory elective (oxymoron but my school is weird like that) but it's not even interesting sigh

[shr0mwzrd]

Anarcho communist is an oxymoron lmfao

Ur mom gae (and she gives great head)

[itcantbechase]

“Ima spin the block”

“I don’t wanna fight”

That’s an oxymoron from an actual moron Lmfao

[create-chaos]

fat Spider-Man is an oxymoron lmfao, you have to be physically maxed to be a superhero especially one who does as much swinging and flipping and twisting as the webslinger.

ur mom is an oxymoron

[ecos-discourse]

If you weren't born female, I'm sure that people would assume you were male. What kind of argument is that, lmfao?

'Intersex women' is an oxymoron btw

Does your oppression make you a woman?

You do know that trans women don't still have that 'superiority' when they transition.

Sorry but insulting the other party in an argument is generally looked down upon for many reasons; it also makes you look like you're grasping for straws in an argument.

To be quite honest, I don't see how inanimate objects are so bad. A pencil is a beautiful thing, it allows us to express ourselves, it allows us to draw anything we imagine. I would compare myself to a pencil.

this is... not the take op thought it was, huh? We've really gone right back to what's in your pants is more important than you as a person.

Yeesh. Women are more than just their genitals.

[writeiolite]

io! im sorry i disappeared for a bit, men r trash and life kinda sucks. n e way! holy shit your fictober is so goddamn cool!!!! also i read the ukai smut and ushijima smut and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 🥵 both fics are absolutely god tier, you need to stop being so good at writing that shit's unfair >:(((( also how are you doing?? - tomato

OH NO OMG WHAT DONT BE SORRY FOR THAT!! are you alright?! if you need anything i’m here! you’re valued and even if men are trash, ur not and deserve to be treated better than they could ever treat u :3 ♡ i’m happy ur back and don’t ever be sorry for going ghost!!

AND THANK U OMGGG IM GLAD U LIKE ALL OF IT HEHE :D i’m having so much fun with fictober stuff — it feels nice to challenge myself every day :”) ONE DAY ILL WRITE WELL ENOUGH TO DESERVE THIS PRAISE BUT UNTIL THEN ILL JUST LOVE U FOREVER MWAH!! u better take care of urself 🥺🥺🥺 i’m doing good!! just busy with writing and hanging out with friends these days hehe. spending lotsa money on commissions AHAHA I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH ART WEEEEEEEE WKFJSJFJWKDK

[asaethiel]

also this is too stupid for twitter but i did draw it with my human hands so i gotta put it somewhere

[IMAGE ID: digital fanart of Jedao from the machineries of empire books. he is wearing a red button-up, overalls, and a straw hat, and leaning on a pitchfork while grinning. the sketch is colored with blue halftones and solid red. text on the image says “things Jedao canonically knows how to do: math, milk cows.” the words “milk cows” have a checked box next to them while “math” is unchecked. end description.]

[veridienn]

the use of '/p'... hmmm how is it overused? for you?

re: my tags on this post:

ever since tone indicators started to get popular i've noticed that so many people will say "ily /p" or "omg bestie ur so hot /p" when they had absolutely no problem saying it without the tone tag before. recently i read a fic and in the notes the author essentially said “thank you to my friends for beta reading ily /p” and it irked me a bit because the /p is already implied because you’ve already stated that they’re your friends?? what was the reason. /p is being used so fucking much and it’s becoming an issue.

why are you so afraid to tell your friends you love them? why are you so afraid to tell your friends you think they're hot? complimenting your friends and telling them you love them isn't something you should feel the need to specify is platonic, in fact i think it's quite a normal thing to do actually!

the reason this whole thing is harmful not just to aromantic people, but to literally everyone else as well, is because it reinforces 1) the stigma around saying "i love you" to friends and 2) the idea that love is inherently romantic unless otherwise specified.

(that being said, if you personally find comfort in using /p or get anxious when it's not used that's fine and all, but maybe you should reexamine why you feel that way.)

[valend]

I remember like last year when you were still a capitalist 😳😳

i’m literally going to block you then bang my head against a fucking wall

[naberiie]

every time i see stuff abt e/k/j’s rabe i want to pull my teeth out