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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though
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Love that from Dylan’s perspective Milchick booking it out of the room after giving him the letter was out of a desire to not deal with the emotions it would bring forth instead of the actual fact that he was running late for his new comedy hour with the animatronic wax figure of their god
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get her out of there!!!!! and also get helly a burger and some sweatpants once she does it
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I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada
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you either get it or you gont
Say that shit my brother
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I can’t stop cackling at Milchick’s weird sudden panic run away from Dylan. Mark chasing the lab tech woman away from the room he needs her to open with a gun and both of them screaming “FUCK YOU” “AHHH” back and forth. Emilie is the goat’s name. Awards show banter with an animatronic capable of microaggressions. Looney Tunes-ass show
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tearing up thinking about the fact that Mark was only able to save Gemma because of innie solidarity. Because Helly stole Milchick's walkie talkie and trapped him, giving Mark the opportunity to escape. Because Dylan got back to the severed floor and saw some shit going down and without question threw his body on the line too. Because Lorne was exhausted watching her beloved goats sacrificed to the corporate machine and wasn't willing to stand by and watch Drummond kill one of their own. Because the entire Choreography and Merriment department responded to Helly pleading for help in a scene straight out of Norma Rae
Not a single one of them had ever met Gemma Scout, but they knew Ms. Casey was one of them. An injury to one is an injury to all
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mark scout when the guy he created to not care about his wife doesn’t care about his wife
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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!
Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.
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seth milchick (thinking about the 65 orchestra members he’s been rehearsing with every tuesday and thursday for the past 8 weeks): so… i have your word you’ll report to work tomorrow?
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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time
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out of everything that just happened i think mpreg kier was probably the craziest
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