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(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)

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2000

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I disagree but I also don't respect your opinion

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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

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Run

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*listening to a famous song that came out over half a century ago that I have also heard many times before* goddamn this is fucking crazy….. is anyone else hearing this?

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whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

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we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here

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in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

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what doesn't kill you makes you weird with intimacy

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

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Got bootlace code and hanky code confused for a second & tried to remember what yellow laces mean & thought to myself "piss? No"

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I’ll never have another friend like you. I don’t even know where you end and I begin. I’m sorry, and I love you.

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun