#that’s actually hilarious

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick: the hardy boys? That’s kiddie shit. Lets talk The Problem of Cell 13 :D

Wally: what is wrong with you

(The flash plus Nightwing)

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

2 turn skill cooldown??

[landosfenestraz]

sacha’s laugh is incredible

[tsubomiiiii]

Sonic finding out his husband had a kid 200+ years later and dang, he may be dead, but that’s his kid now too, right ?

LMAO I guess it would KAJSHWHAHA

[justwanttolovemyself]

[cokowiii]

I once read your name like Kowalski from penguins of Madagascar and now I can't stop

-candle chewer

I love this dumb penguin!

[futurelacy]

I hope that deuxmoi message is fake and it's just shippers sending her stuff. It's not like they haven't done that before. She received the message yesterday though, before she posted about c and the new guy breaking up.

So according to deuxmoi when Shawn is not dating his 50 year old chiropractor he’s standing in front of camila’s house with flowers

[neesieiumz]

Me seeing who won best supporting actress last night:

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[arcanarix]

you mean to tell me satoru gojo’s japanese va is also professor cerise from fucking pokemon journeys

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[heliastera]

wh- why are the trout rated mature???? What did they do.....?

fish too beautiful and sexy I guess…

[olgipolgi]

wanted to see if they kept that stupid face Shadowheart makes this scene and I'm CRYING

[beanghostprincess]

The most frustrating thing about this is that girly actually met the closest person to Nami and didn't even know I am literally screaming

[cyanoweasel]

did the actual tomska reblog my stupid decade old rageface??

[backpackingspace]

okay so post epic odyssey where odysseus and Penelope have surfaced from their room finally and he and diomedes are catching up I'm imagining the conversation going something like this

Odysseus: so then I gave up being merciful and became the monster.

Diomedes:....you tried being merciful?

Odysseus: Yes?

Diomedes: you did? You tried being a good merciful person? You?

Odysseus: Yah okay fuck off it was polties dying wish. I had to try.

Diomedes:.....90% of the war crimes in the Trojan war were suggested, planned out, and carried out by you. We literally stoned to death the guy you had a personal grudge against. We framed him for treason and stoned him to death. 70% of why Athena liked you was because she thought she knew all the ways to kill someone and then you'd suggest something insane and I'd see her taking notes. You literally gave Ajex a psyoctic break just being yourself.

Odysseus: shut up

Diomedes: I'm not wrong. Did you tell Penelope about your attempt to be a good person?

Odysseus: What? Of course I did. I told her everything.

Diomedes: did she laugh?

Odysseus:...shut up that's not the point

Diomedes: she did didn't she!!!

Odysseus: ANYWAY eurylochus wasn't appreciative of my return to monsterhood and he started causing problems so I

Diomedes: killed him? Yah saw that coming. No shit. I'm so shocked.