#that zootopia comic

[frigid-m-grim]

What happened where am I

[diavalkitty]

"So are all angels bad drivers.. or is it just you?))"

*epic fall

[peteytheparrot]

Helluva Boss season 3 or something

[verboselocket38]

As a way to cope with how much I despised Sinsmas, I decided to leak a plot twist for helluva season 3

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Wow, Disney will brand anything they can

[badgerdoesstufff]

Anyone else watched Sonic Prime?

[puttersmile]

Favorite Drink

Yes silly questions like this do keep me up at night.

Yeah I know there are vegetarian alternatives but in a recent official art for Thanksgiving we see them eating turkey. I can't stop thinking about it.

What about eggs? Do they eat eggs?! Was that turkey one of their friends?

Nobody wants or cares, but I have started making up fake animals to exist in this AU. And I have a weird headcanon for cow critters. I'll get to that eventually.

[victusinveritas]

AI may be advancing, but it will never be able to replicate true art.

[orb-the-watchman]

[bruciemilf]

AU where Thomas and Martha don't die, but Batman's still a thing!

Instead of Bruce becoming Batman, its Thomas. He's already a huge help to the city, so this nocturnal passion is for sport.

If it wasn't obvious enough, he's not the most stable guy. But he's a loving dad and exemplary husband, so it's mostly fine.

God forbid men have hobbies.

He specifically picked up a bat theme to hopefully cure Bruce of his fear! Just imagine that 6'5 error of nature cladded in black, claws with his costume cause he's sexy like that,

"See? I'm not scary at all!" But Bruce is already sobbing and hiding behind Alfred.

"Martha, you'll never guess who I saw on patrol tonight. Bruce's college roomate! The blonde one with the glasses and gay vibes. "

" Oliver?"

"Oliver who?"

" Queen?"

" Well! I think that fits you better, amore."

" Bruce's childhood friend? Known eachother since infancy? Came to you for tech?"

"Bruce had FRIENDS?"

Bruce, from the other room, " Her name is Harley! You paid her college tuition and killed her dad."

" I've never met her in my life, and i keep my kill list detailed.Anyway, I adopted her. Shes seeing that clown boy and I think his superpower is boring me to death."

The batkids still get taken in, of course. Bruce is already a full adult and outgrew his Robin costume. He just barges in with a feral Jason and Dick, " Look, Brucie! Papa's got brothers for you!"

But Bruce? Looks at these two snarling kids, kicking, thrashing, clawing, and takes them in his arms, " Babies. My babies."

" Uh... Come again,,-" But Thomas raised a spoiled BRAT, so Bruce definetly bites him and throws a tantrum until he agrees to pass full custody. Naturally, Alfred and Martha have no sympathy.

"But you're too young to be a dad!"

" I'm 27."

" Young. A fetus. Cousin Gomez's newborn is older than you." Bruce is already drawing the adoption papers. Fight him about it.

Naturally, instead of dating his rogues, Thomas parents them. Imagine you're Selina Kyle and Batman scolds you for getting caught by the cops, " You know better. Villain privileges REVOKED."

Mr Freeze? Thomas gets it. Do what you gotta do, King. You need some pocket money?

Khoa? Problematic son. Thomas adores him and brags about him to every family reunion. "Your daughter tried to poison you for inheritance? That's adorable, Agatha. Khoa kidnapped Alfred last week. Beat that."

Ivy? Thomas invites her to beer and game night and plays matchmaker with her and Harley.

Waylon is his favourite. Naturally, he's the only one adopted legally.

He fist fights Ra's for Talia's custody and she is desperately shoving Damian in his face. Trust her. You don't want to go through with it.

the image of Batman not being a broody, stoic vigilante and instead Gomez Addams with a cape makes me weep

[nb-hedgewolf]

Zootopia abortion comic, but it's sonfinite

I won't apologize for my crimes.

in fact; here's two alts with slightly suggestive text:

the rightmost' text was an idea from a friend :]

[kipkiphoorayy]

new dynamite zootopia comic finally dropped and they’re SO cute i cannot get over this art style <3

[ballad-of-birdy-lamb]

I'm so glad Judy Hopps got that ab0rtion, I can't imagine how terrifying that fuck ass baby would be

[shoemi]

live and learn

[lovelycatdraws]

@pschewwpewpew you projected this image into my mind and I was forced to expel it

[sanic-atthedisco]

whiteboard shenanigans