I'm Espio the Chameleon's lawfully wedded human wife, and all I ever think about is Sonic and the Elder Scrolls. If you're viewing on desktop, my theme has looked like this since 2012 and I refuse to change it. // Mobile links: About / art tag / Newgrounds
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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.
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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.
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nice work, thanks for sharing your art! Happy new year!
❤ Happy new year!
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i will never be as funny as the person who wrote the fun facts for the golden globes, they're my icon
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S'more espios, did some fun poses then sis gave me the idea of him stealing something with him tongue
Like these ones alot should pic some to digital
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everything wrong with being an orphan btw, simply pick a struggle 🧡💙
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