#that will fix it

[demonwebs]

🥺🥺 but i'm sorryyyy @deathratled

there's a pillowy pout on his ruddy lips , and he's whining as if he'd been the one wronged , wounded . poor , sad little drow . ❝ aaahh ... forgive me already , ❞ he purrs , pushing the tip of his nose against his nape before flicking that wet tongue against it the skin , again , and again . ❝ i said i was sorry ... ❞ which he might as well be . he has the self-control of a twelve year old child on a sugar high . it hardly means he won't do it again .

[possumtion]

They’re back!!

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[cobble-stone]

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[rrremu]

i have nothing to say except i’m coping !

[hylianengineer]

Would anyone like to join me in my New Year's tradition of reading about good things that happened this year?

[irate-iguana]

For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!

[wormspoodle]

compiled some things

[relina-ruj]

AU: Swansea accidentally overheard Anya talking to Curly

[dee-the-red-witch]

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

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