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swagrum76 · 11 months ago

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hmmm how many tags can one post have

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amygdalae · 7 months ago

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still obsessed w the way he LOCKS IN. barking is NOT a game to him

#his solutions to things are so often both 1. very clever and 2. deranged.#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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bruciemilf · 8 months ago

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Thinking about an AU where Clark landed on earth as an adult instead of a baby. Literally nothing changes except for Bruce having to hide this 6’4, 200 pound golden retriever who shoots lasers out of his eyes in his mansion.

Clark is VERY clingy and these soft whispers in his language send tremors down Bruce’s spine.

And, really, the moon rocks Clark keeps bringing are very beautiful, but it’s getting harder to explain where they come from.

#superbat #superbattinson #how to train your kal au #bruce wayne #clark kent #doesn’t help that his boys look almost identical to this man so Vicki Vale comes up with the very clever theory that #Bruce is actually trans and had babies in secret. why ELSE would he go missing for an entire year????#assigned trans by the Gotham gazette ig #dc comics #dc #alternative universe #batman

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spiralinaa · 2 months ago

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I THINK THEY ROLLED UP THE WRONG MYSTERY TOUR GUYS

#i already feel that minecraft movie will be shit #the beatles #the magical mystery tour #minecraft #minecraft movie #john lennon #paul mccartney #ringo starr #george harrison #i feel like a genius to come up with that #can we pretend that it is funny and very clever #magical mystery tour music is the last thing i expecter #artists on tumblr #the beatles fanart

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vaguely-concerned · 5 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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korolation · 1 month ago

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lamb to the slaughter

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keydekyie · 1 year ago

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Go you funky little SecUnit! Go!

(One of my favorite scenes from the newest Murderbot novel: System Collapse)

#love when secunit gets a little bit feral #system collapse #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #system collapse spoilers #I'm not good at drawing armor pls go easy on me #I just laughed so hard at this scene it's so fucking funny to me #imagine being the B-E secunit already having a terrible day #your clients are scheming and trying to murder each other #and then here comes the weirdest secunit you've ever seen and you need to neutralize it #you very cleverly disable its projectile weapon with a well-aimed shot oh you're so clever #and just like that it's flinging itself at your head like a fucking feral cat at the vet's office #grace makes art

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shepscapades · 4 months ago

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Can I request more ddlc dbhc? :pleading eyes:

ALRIGHT NO MORE OF THIS I’m posting this at a time where surely no one is awake so I can go to bed and pretend it didn’t happen goodnight <3

#dbhc #dbhc art #dbhc xisuma #ddlc dbhc #clever ways to cover your characters face 101 ?????#xisuma #art escapades #dbhc ask #ask #anon #Hes very cute GOODNIGHT!!!!

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iamnmbr3 · 5 months ago

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Harry: I don't think about Draco that much. Just because I happen to remember every single thing I saw him look at in Borgin & Burkes four years ago and coincidentally noticed the second he got a new traveling cloak because I have his whole wardrobe memorized doesn't mean I'm obsessed with him or anything. I'm just generally observant like that. It doesn't mean I care about him.

Ginny: You forgot about the time a piece of Voldemort came out of a diary and possessed me.

Ron: You didn't notice I was eating spiked chocolates right in front of you because you were staring at Draco's dot on the map...AGAIN.

Hermione: Do you even know my parents' names?

Harry: ... Huh. I was right. Draco's skin is definitely a slightly different color than it usually is.

#humor #this post is made in jest. i don't subscribe to the oblivious!harry trope #harry can be super observant about many things when he has a reason to be. im just having some fun here #because while harry is a very clever and observant person he's never quite so hyper observant as when it comes to draco. he literally canno #look away from him.#drarry #Harry Potter #hpdm #my post

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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He was just being a silly little guy!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #wen ruohan #nie mingjue #lan xichen #JGY's character is the zigging and zagging guy of all time #We love a little meow meow that can bite and scratch and kill you.#We also love a little meow meow that can mewl pathetically!#'He's evil now and torturing his former friend?" ZAG TIME: He's a spy and feels soooo awful about it!!#ZIG TIME: He (probably) didn't need to go that deep into the role and kill as many people as he did.#Something I really love about the sworn brother trio is how they reflect how our feelings distort our perception of others.#Lan Xichen represents how when we love/care about someone -anything they do can be endearing. They aren't manipulative: they are clever.#Its less about rose tinted glasses and more about reframing every look you get of them. The constant justifications you make for them.#They just need a space to be loved! “They care for me so I will stand by them no matter what to show them I'm there for them!”#While NMJ represents how when you dislike someone - Everything they do is an affront or proof of their foul character.#Everything is a sign. Everything is 'proof' they are just as awful as you want them to be. Every 'good trait' is twisted.#The problem is that most people are just human. They are flawed and they are capable of good and bad things.#Meng Yao's motivations are very complex. Yet he's extremely human all the same. He isn't the saint nor the monster of the story.

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crawlingdrawing · 24 days ago

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The Cage - Chapter Seven, part two

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It was a really good try :(

#nightcrawler #kurt wagner #x men evolution #xmen morph #the cage fan comic #i'm sorry guys #thank you CN for beta reading #did anyone notice Kurt checking the thickness of the glass a few chapters back?#he's very clever #but sometimes that's not enough

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mulchwave · 4 months ago

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I've been stressed out of my gourd so The Silliness Must Intensify, therefore behold my fanart of lupin iii fanfic, Supermassive Retinol Overdose! by @crimetimesteadicam, a fic i really cannot recommend enough

#lupin iii #SRO! is a fantastic fic #but im not quite ready to put fanart of fanfic on my main even if its the most ive rendered a thing in.... idk how long #you see the lighting represents the timelines infecting each other. its very clever and justifies how long this took me to paint #EDIT: i updated the image w a bunch more glitching etc at the edges bc i wanted to do that the first time but couldnt figure out how #then i remembered i downloaded a bunch of glitch brushes into CSP. its a bit over the top but gets at the Lupin Deterioration in the fic

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canisalbus · 1 year ago

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I’d invite machete and vasco to my animal crossing village