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swagrum76 · 1 year ago
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hmmm how many tags can one post have
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amygdalae · 8 months ago
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still obsessed w the way he LOCKS IN. barking is NOT a game to him
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bruciemilf · 9 months ago
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Thinking about an AU where Clark landed on earth as an adult instead of a baby. Literally nothing changes except for Bruce having to hide this 6’4, 200 pound golden retriever who shoots lasers out of his eyes in his mansion.
Clark is VERY clingy and these soft whispers in his language send tremors down Bruce’s spine.
And, really, the moon rocks Clark keeps bringing are very beautiful, but it’s getting harder to explain where they come from.
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spiralinaa · 4 months ago
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I THINK THEY ROLLED UP THE WRONG MYSTERY TOUR GUYS
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vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
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korolation · 2 months ago
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lamb to the slaughter
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dancing--lights · 5 days ago
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Pov, you're a Dock Town citizen and you need a mystery solved, so naturally, you hire Neve Gallus. She shows up with this idiot who won't stop cracking jokes, and who seems to only be there for moral support. There's obviously something going on between them. They bicker playfully like an old married couple. They finish each other's sentences. Maybe a woman who you know used to be a templar shows up and tries desperately to be the voice of reason, but she just ends up getting dragged into the bickering as well. Their investigative methods seem chaotic at best. You wonder if you've made a huge mistake. Then, they somehow solve the case in five minutes.
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keydekyie · 1 year ago
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Go you funky little SecUnit! Go!
(One of my favorite scenes from the newest Murderbot novel: System Collapse)
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shepscapades · 5 months ago
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Can I request more ddlc dbhc? :pleading eyes:
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ALRIGHT NO MORE OF THIS I’m posting this at a time where surely no one is awake so I can go to bed and pretend it didn’t happen goodnight <3
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iamnmbr3 · 6 months ago
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Harry: I don't think about Draco that much. Just because I happen to remember every single thing I saw him look at in Borgin & Burkes four years ago and coincidentally noticed the second he got a new traveling cloak because I have his whole wardrobe memorized doesn't mean I'm obsessed with him or anything. I'm just generally observant like that. It doesn't mean I care about him.
Ginny: You forgot about the time a piece of Voldemort came out of a diary and possessed me.
Ron: You didn't notice I was eating spiked chocolates right in front of you because you were staring at Draco's dot on the map...AGAIN.
Hermione: Do you even know my parents' names?
Harry: ... Huh. I was right. Draco's skin is definitely a slightly different color than it usually is.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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He was just being a silly little guy!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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mulchwave · 5 months ago
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I've been stressed out of my gourd so The Silliness Must Intensify, therefore behold my fanart of lupin iii fanfic, Supermassive Retinol Overdose! by @crimetimesteadicam, a fic i really cannot recommend enough
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canisalbus · 1 year ago
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I’d invite machete and vasco to my animal crossing village
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They're a package deal, you have to take them both.
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royalarchivist · 5 months ago
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Phil: Wtf is THIS? WHOAAA! 😨 Jesus fcking Christ!
Phil: ...Do you ever get the feeling that you're just playing the game wrong?
Dapper & Ramon: [Nodding vigorously]
Phil: [Cracks up] We gotta get outta here, dude. We gotta get up– we gotta get out. How tf do we get out of this place?
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Throwback to Phil seeing Aypierre's massive factory for the first time.
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arrowheadedbitch · 1 month ago
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New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again
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sakebytheriver · 28 days ago
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Interior Chinatown, it's about gentrification, it's about generational trauma, it's about community building, it's about racist scapegoating, it's about police corruption, it's about the pressures of immigrant parenthood, it's about the different expectations for different children and the way it can break them, it's about the meat grinder of capitalism replacing and reusing the lower class like nameless murder victims in a police procedural, it's about the system and its inescapablity, it's about the falacy of the American Dream, it's about urban decay and being abandoned by economic forces, it's about cultural appropriation and tokenism, it's about grief, it's about Jimmy O. Yang kicking ass and looking sexy
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