#that was the whole vibe

[oxavane]

girl he's like 40, tops, that's not an old man

ah wait I realised I didn't mean it as in 'Gort looks 35ish, that's aaancient', I meant it more like- 'this character could have some delicious older man coded headcanons attached to him'

takes all responsibilities

reads newspaper while listening to classical music and smoking

grumbles about the youth being unambitious and foolish (doesn't matter if he's still part of 'the youth' on age technicalities)

fancy walking cane + back problems from plotting hunched over his desk all day (scheming is hard work)

And again, characters don't really need to be *old* to have any of the above attached to them, it's more that that's the vibe I get from 'old man' as a character trait shorthand ((I posted that doodle late and I forgot those words together had a different implication outside of my head :' D sorry about that))

Gortash is middle-aged-ish, but he's old to me <3

[yokyoaaa]

GET MESMERIZED IDIOT‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️💫💫🌀🌀

[tawnysoup]

"You never know, you could surprise us all in time. Who’ll ever know if it was you that caused the crime?"

(video lyrics under the cut)

"I heard a word that they paint mirrors on their face And soon forget that they reflect but don’t create.

I suggest that you address your appetite For to be seen to cast your beam across the night."

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanesss was NOT doing her job in FNAF movie

[o0kawaii0o]

"Anything caught your eye?"

[afterthelambs]

This trio is aggressively y2k. Good thing they all died within the decade because I cant imagine them past the 2000s, they all have nokia fliphone face

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

[sylvrndoodles]

...

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[magentasnail]

ok pause from bill art time for some mystery twins art !! specifically, 12yo selves meeting their current day selves!

[collgeruledzebra]

the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

[mossattack]

on a side note, bianca looks better than ever

[combinecremator]

i swear to god i regret reblogging that estrolabs post because absolutely no one is focusing on the actual issue, which is that it's a phishing site very clearly run by malicious people and giving them any information on yourself could fuck you over big time

their ashwaganda "estrogen replacement" would be useless at best and extremely dangerous at worst, if it actually existed. however the products on that site almost certainly do not fucking exist and never have, and they have zero intention of actually producing them. the listings for the "supplements" aren't on the site anymore.

when scams like this pop up suddenly, they're not legitimate to even the slightest degree. there was never a real product, they were trying to get your money or your card and contact information either to doxx you, harass you, or literally steal from you. it's a PHISHING scheme, not a "making a shitty product to Literally Kill People" scheme. one of these things is far cheaper and far easier for a layperson to do.

while the information on the function of ashwaganda was definitely useful generally, it was/is not the most present danger of this estrolabs/queerquirk situation and people need to be aware of the actual threat these kinds of sites and situations pose.

as i was writing this estrolabs has been taken down, but queerquirk is still up and still advertising it's fake products and has a contact us page. do not give them your contact information, even to send hate. it is not worth getting phished to epicly own the dumbass behind this scheme. report the site and move on.

[happyheidi]

𝗂𝗀: 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝖾𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌

[14dayswithyou]

HAPPY VARENTINES DAY, ANGEL ! I've been facing some tech issues recently, but!! To celebrate Ren's birthday and Valentine's Day, I'll be releasing Day 5 (the Early Access version) for all the Beta Testers in a few days!

And for those who aren't part of the 14DWY Discord server, don't worry! The public version will be available for everyone to play once the beta testing period is over ^^

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this: