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Who’s greenin out in the big apple; it’s Chappell!🗽
#that was such a bad pun I’m sorry#my cute gf came up w/ it I had to#gov ball#knee deep in da passenger seat and ur greenin me out#hehe#art#my art#chappell roan#digital portrait#artists on tumblr#lesbian#gay#pride month#gay pop
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Coaxing me into messing? You mean literally charming the shit out of me?
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Contrary to popular belief, I think s4 being the final season is not necessarily a bad thing. The first season was 8 episodes and they told a complete story. Through their success, they have gotten to expand on that story and the characters throughout the past two seasons, mileage may vary.
For me, next season the important things to touch on is Sydney’s backstory, all of Carmy’s conflict resolutions, and whatever they decide lies ahead for Sydney and Carmy as business partners and hopefully a realization that everything they have felt for each other is on a deeper level than just professional admiration. There is a lot to wrap up but I trust Chris and Joanna will be able to carry this very complex and dynamic story home and stick the landing as they say.
I will forever be grateful to Chris Storer specifically for seeing Ayo, and giving her this star making opportunity. Not only has she been given the opportunity to show range, not just comedic, but dramatic, introspective, ambitious, anxious, talented, intelligent, and discerning. Something we rarely get from Black women leads on television. Also providing her the opportunity to flex her creativity and mentoring her through direction was beautiful to watch and she flourished. Her episode was one of the most highly rated in s3.
What I love about the creatives behind the bear, including (og) cast and crew is that they all recognize the greatness in everyone. They have a genuine respect for each other and what their show represents and what it means to people. I feel they will go to the ends of the earth to support each other and the work they have done together and individually. They really seem like a family despite any perceived mess and drama. I look forward to supporting what they all do when this era comes to an end, celebrating their wins or losses, and how this wild ride concludes.
#the Bear#sydcarmy#ayo edebiri#Chris storer#I seen some of the wildest takes about this show in the last 24 hours and honestly I’m flabbergasted#Chris is the reason you love the bear#joanna only expanded upon the vision she was provided by him#she adds a heartbeat to a story that could be rather cold#pun intended#but that coldness doesn’t make it a bad thing#it is apart of the story and necessarily to full grasp everything going on with the characters#the Bear is a comedy because life is funny even in its darkest moments#the bear is a love story#the Bear is about family#the Bear is about surviving as a creative in a capitalistic society#it’s so many things#what it is not is a cw rom drama with a love triangle at the center and two female characters who are nothing without the male lead#unfortunately we gotta put those swords down it was never that and never gonna be it so sorry
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Man, you hear so many good things about Hillel, it’s like his name has become synonymous with praise
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I love the undeveloped mephones like 2G (mephone1) (I call them that because the iphone original is unofficially referred to as the iphone2G) and 3G and I really hope people take as many liberties and get creative with them in writing and fanfiction! They're such nothing characters that you can really give them any personality traits you want to make them mesh with 3GS in your own headcanons!!!
Personally I do like to stick to the 'canon' (from livestreams) of them being much less emotionally aware than 3GS, with 2G being similar to mecintosh if not a bit more snappy and smart (little bit of an ego due to being the first of their kind) and 3G being a bit softer with an affinity for wandering (3GS calls her 'fellow traveler' and while I think thats more a reference to her being his traveling partner and whatnot, i like the idea that she's just generally distracted and in her own head. I also like the parallel that could make to 4 and 3GS seeing some of her in him.)
IDK theres just so much fun to be had with the early mephones and their little space crew. I know Brian (?) has spoken on 4 being kind of a guiding figure to 3GS but everytime I think about how 3GS was the leader of his crew I imagine he'd take on a similar role with 4. Maybe they could be more like equals, to balance that out. 3GS is no longer a captain, and I'm sure he doesn't want to be now that he doesn't have to, and 4 definitely doesn't want to come off as controlling. Them being a team and helping each other with their weaknesses (4 telling 3GS about the world and helping him understand it, 3GS helping 4 through his fears and self-deprecation and trusting again with his more level-headed empathy, and since they're both more emotional models they can each help each other understand how to cope better and be people.)
SORRY THIS IS SUCHHHH A LONG RANT! I have so much love in my heart for these little guys it's insane!!!! Thank you to this blog for existing oh my gosh I needed to get these out!!! Admin I hope you have a lovely day btw AH -2G Anon
GEHEHEHEHE confession so good I have to talk about it outside of tags and in the post itself. GAAAH I LOVE YOUR HEADCANONS SO SO SO MUCCCHHH especially the thought of 3g being easily distracted and enjoying traveling and such… so joyous!!! AND THE THOUGHT OF 3GS SEEING A BIT OF HER IN 4 GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHRUFHTHFHRFJRFH
Also I feel like 3gs and 4 definitely would try to see eachother as equal. The thought of neither of them really wanting to be the “guiding figure” makes so much sense and I love that…
YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY TOO 2G ANON I LOVE YOUR IDEAS SO SO MUUUCHHHH RUGUGH GRAAAAAAHAHAHAHHEJVFIRFJFEJDEJXEDJXXDWJDWXJXDWKDJFRRJRVKRGK /POS /POS /POS AND DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR LONG RANTS I LOVE LONG RANTS
#this is why I love running this blog so so much. I get to hear so many neat ideas and headcanons and it makes me sohappy#I LOVE THE MEEPLERS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS AND I LOVE ITTTT GAAAH I’VE FOUND MY PEOPLE#MY MEEPLE PEOPLE EHEHEHEHEHE#sorry i’m. i’m a bad puns fan okay. i’m like cheesy ii#2g anon#ii mephone3gs#ii mephone1#ii mephone3g#ii mephone4#ii mecintosh#inanimate insanity#meeple confession#fav
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Ship dynamic so horny and doomed, call it the Costa Conwhoredia.
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I’M SORRY FOR THESE I LOVE PUNS OKAY- @finleyforevermore @karosucks @mossy-paws @ash-does-theatre @https-envy @echodoesstuff62333 @colinthecatparent @the-starry-cove-of-an @thatboredaroace @fayewoods-2
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Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird, teach me how to sing. if I cannot fly, let me sing.
#lyric posting#akemi blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai#sweeney todd#I LOVE AKEMI#AND I LOVE JOHANNA#two in one#two birds with one stone#if you will#I’m sorry that’s a bad pun
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A man once walked into a lush national park with winding rivers, gorgeous wild flowers, and the tallest oak trees he’d ever seen. Fascinated by the trees, he walked over to them and began thinking out loud.
“How did they get so big?” He asked himself
Much to his surprise, the trees actually answered. They said “we’ll tell you if you do one thing for us.”
The man obviously had to know the origin of these huge talking trees, so he agreed.
“You need to go on a date with the actor who plays Leonard McCoy,” said the trees.
“No way!” The man yelled. “I’m happily married, I’m not going to start going out with him!”
The trees begged him to do it for them, but he kept refusing.
He just couldn’t see DeForest for the trees.
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hey you. what do you call a group of genderfucked animals?
tranimals
but seriously though i know of 2 trans animals: my frog frankie and Ash the cat at a summer camp (he’s a demon cat i love him)
#animals#trans jokes#trans humor#bad puns#guys i’m sorry it’s late and my brain makes bad puns when he’s tired
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I have a puns calendar on my work desk and I was updating it so it was on the right day today. I came across this gem:

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Hello

I wrote some dumb stuff but in my defence my schedule for today is a 8am to 17pm
Title: Sold to Wei Direction
Rating: Teen for alcoholism and mentions of human trafficking (might change if needed)
Characters: Cao Cao, Xiaosheng (OC), Original male character(s)
Summary: Xiaosheng gets sold to five men.
Read on AO3
#I’m sorry for this#I had to#the pun was too bad not to#ao3#ao3 fanfic#fanfiction#wo long: fallen dynasty#oc: xiaosheng#Promo content for Triads and Tribulations eyyy#romance of the three kingdoms
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Four people are working together to fix a small table. While the two more savvy ones are fitting pieces together, people A and B are off to the side.
A looks at B, holding up a small L-shaped bit of metal,
“Is it called an Allen Wrench or an Allen Key?”
After a moment of thought, B takes the tool with a smile,
“Al-envestigate!”
Then they turn to the other two, who are currently struggling to attach pieces. B waves for their attention, then holds out the tool,
“Here! I don’t mean to throw a wrench in your plans— key-p going!”
They both laugh. Unsatisfied, A jumps in,
“I don’t get it. What’s the joke?”
The answers are simultaneous:
“Get it? Wrench?”
“Get it? Key?”
The two (C and D respectively) pause and look at one another in confusion.
“Key?” “Wrench?”
“This is thoroughly unhelpful!”
A buries their face in their hands and groans in frustration. B pats their shoulder.
“Don’t worry. Allend this. Guys, which is it, Wrench or Key?”
“Well it doesn’t look like a key!”
“Well it doesn’t look like a wrench!”
A stands, knocks over the table in frustration, and leaves the room with a final shout,
“I can’t stand you people!”
C and D shrug.
“Well, sure looks like they can stand.”
“I don’t under-stand the problem.”
B laughs with them,
“Eh, they were always a little uns-table.”
#it’s 2am I had to get this out of my head#also what’s even the answer#science side of tumblr#please help#anyways#I’m sorry I know it’s bad#and anticlimactic#deal with it I guess#bad jokes#puns#bad puns
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Thought I was supposed to be cat sitting, turns out he’s Cait-sitting
I’ll see myself out😅
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Girl are you electric current? Cause you are A Q/t
#i’m sorry#i have not been using tumblr for a while now cause i need to study#but then i came across this formula#and i was like#i have to do it#bad puns#bad pickup lines#science puns#physics puns
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Did y’all know that there’s a bee that produces milk?!
It’s called a boo bee 🐝
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