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N’kari is once again in tears. The battle had been more glorious than he could have hoped. The skill displayed, the strategies, the drama of it all! His hands itches to immortalize this scene. How many artists have seen such a sight and lived to make work of it? His siblings would be green with envy.
Through it all, he felt a deep satisfaction curling around his being. Despite Skarbrand’s reluctance at every step, it had been N’kari’s assistance that helped him win the battle. Without the madness he inflicted, the Brassbound would be much more of a threat. Oh, what a sight it was to see a bloodthirster explode! So clever of his Skarbrand to use words to his advantage.
And Kha’xanzyr! How did that little shit find out about their...fraternization? N’kari had been very careful to cover up his tracks. Perhaps the worm scented him on Skarbrand and made an educated guess? No matter. The oh-so-smart architect had to swallow his own words. It was N’kari that had freed the Exile from his curse. It was their ‘romps’ that had ultimately doomed Kha’xanzyr. The irony tasts so sweet.
The Slaaneshi is incandescent with happiness. He had been useful! Skarbrand can’t deny his worth now. How far had the exile come, from daddy’s boy to roaring his independence to the world! It had been a undoubtably foolish move to infuriate the Blood God further, but as a spirit of indulgence he cannot help but cheer his bloodthirster on.
He follows the exhausted reaper at a distance as a crow, weary of the madness curse and the gaze of Kharneth.
When the energy of the curse wears off, Skarbrand all but collapses into the dirt. N’kari checks for prying eyes. Finding none, he lands and shifts back into his true form. With a quick flick of his wrist a portal to the wyrm skull opens up, and he drags the reaper though as gently as he can.
The keeper settles the bleeding form onto the fur duvet and promptly withdraws the healing potion from his cleavage. He holds the potion to the bloodthirster’s mouth.
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure
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all queer discourse could be stopped if we all just remembered that in the eyes of conservative fascists we're all dirty queers polluting their kids minds who need to be eradicated at all costs
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"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.
"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍
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