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official-penis-posts · 6 months ago

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Beef stroganoff? More like she's strogan my beef till I'm off

I’m mad that I laughed!!

#wordplay #official penis post #penish #official penis ask #that was better tbh

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whatsorryiwasntlistening · 4 months ago

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being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

#Sorry emu #sorry everyone tbh #How do I even tag this post #i think the less people that find it #The better

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soup-mother · 7 months ago

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i just remembered this British backpacking youtuber wanker who went to chechnya (he straight up said it like "chech-nyar") and he was getting a taxi ride and complimenting the car and saying it meant the guy was rich and this Chechen guy was like "you've come here from England and can pay for taxi rides, you are rich. I'm literally a taxi driver" and the guy got so fucking huffy about it because his whole brand was how low cost tourism he was. really helped cement my dislike for cunts who go to a much poorer country, start acting like they're in and savvy with the locals (while gentrifying their eating spots etc) and getting all white guilty about their position as a tourist with money in a strong currency with strong wages. what a cunt.

#my post #the guy spoke russian better than English tbh and he was a brit

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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proxycrit · 3 months ago

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Linktober Day 14, akkala skyview tower!

Part of the duo’s jobs as Purah’s interns are to help with the remapping project of Hyrule after the Upheaval. Link’s the only little man sturdy enough to WANT to be flung out of a modified human canon attached to a cable, I think. (Introducing part of the research team! We have Jerrin, a hylian-sheikah researcher; bilson, a rito bolson employee; and truckson, a tarry town goron.)

Want to see more of my TOTK AU where zelda doesnt go back in time? Check out this master post:

And my patreon if you wanna drop like two dollars for my sketchbook :0

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unconventiononthelawofthesea · 10 months ago

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#for me personally the main reason id do it is i think experiencing having a pussy would make me better in bed tbh

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Michael is very subtle about his daddy issues in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #henry emily #mike schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #HENRY AND MICHAEL INTERACTION 🔥🔥#I know a couple of folks have been asking for this!#so I’m glad I finally got around to it #Michael introduces Mike to his ‘dad’s friend’#TBH I do like the idea a lot that Michael considers Henry like a father figure #cause I always assumed the Aftons and Emilys were close #so Henry was the Afton’s kids uncle in a sense #and the idea Michael much preferred Henry over his own father just checks out #Henry is a failure of a father and Michael is a failure of a son #so truly they’d match on at least trauma bonding #definitely have to draw some pizza sim content of em working there #Mike can’t even really judge Michael here cause not like his daddy issues is any better

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pcktknife · 7 months ago

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she could stand to be a bit more sharky

#zzz #zenless zone zero #ellen joe #myart #had an alt where she had a human face (with the body patterns) but tbh full shark face looked alot better #her dress would have to be a different color if she was like this tho cause she gets kinda lost in it #edit: lets be careful with our tags and comments everybody i think she may be a minor mkay 🫶🏾

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allysketches · 1 year ago

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gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻

(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #do you have any idea how hard it was to distinguish wtf he was wearing exactly #when this walking disaster idea of fashion is black on black on black on black??!?!!?#i had to up the lightness to the max #and i'm still not 100% on the details tbh #but oh well #I'm sure I made better choices than he did

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bunnieswithknives · 6 months ago

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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fop #fairly oddparents a new wish #headcanon #fop hazel #hazel wells #fop dev #dev dimmadome #I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh #He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important #and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly #(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain #other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development #I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try #and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute #HAHA anway angst over teehee :3 #fop nature au #<-for organization since this HC applies to it too

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zenithpng · 2 years ago

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it is ALWAYS morally correct to draw a man with a soft stomach instead of a six pack. in fact it is ENCOURAGED.

#i dont wanna see six packs anymore i wanna see fuckgn. TUMMIES.#the softer the better tbh note of that visibly muscular shit #jet's talking again

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therabbitthatpostthings · 2 months ago

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Mel and Viktor I apologize, I see the vision.

#shitpost #shitposting #arcane #viktor arcane #mel arcane #jayce arcane #jayce talis #jayvik #jaymelvik #jayce and mel #the worse his life gets the more I like Jayce tbh #I’m sorry king but he’s so much better as a sopping wet lil meow meow

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shotmrmiller · 2 months ago

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being at a restaurant because of a blind date set up from a friend but the thing is you don't remember his name, or what he looks like- did she even tell you what he looks like?

you quietly sit there, fingers tapping a restless rhythm on the polished mahogany tabletop, your wine glass stained red with tonight's indulgence, stands as empty as your stomach. just when you're about to wave a hand to your waiter, a massive brute of a man crashes into the chair across from you with so much force that you can hear the wood groan under his bulk.

he settles into it, unhurried, as if he wasn't 20 minutes late, his worn leather jacket creaking as he does before leaning forward and resting his forearms on the table, and the silver wear rattles with the impact.

then he looks at you with an unsettling intensity, irises so dark they blend into the pupils and asks if you've been waiting long.

you've a mind to leave him there but you're hungry- starved, really- and he's going to cover the check so you might as well stay and get your free dinner. "doesn't matter now, does it?"

you shoot a quick text to your friend, telling her that he- simon- is here and slip your phone back in your bag, not reading the messages she sends back until the morning after, when your head pounds in rhythm with your sex.

who's simon?

#how he got here isn't important #it's the fact that he saw a PYT all by their lonesome and he said yoink #i'd say it's serendipitous #and he'd have no problem strong arming your actual date out the door #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #tbh the real prompt was him knowing what was happening #and decided you're better off with your pussy in *his* mouth #big ass bear of a man only knows how to take ok its in his DNA

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galaxylover06 · 28 days ago

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