#martin x tim

[lunarhorrors]

every now and then i remember tim telling martin his dance card’s open during the tma fluff episode and i need to lie down for a while

[lonionjon]

Based on an exchange a friend had with his (now) wife.

Extra:

[mortal-kingss]

the spider and his doll

they r so cute i need them to kiss . i love stranger avatar!tim

[drarreckyninja]

Tim: Did you just try and flat-tire me? Exigius: No, I was trying to kick your kneecaps in. Tim, shrugging: Oh, okay.

[murderandcoffee]

personally I think it would be hilarious if all of jon’s archival assistants have dated mike crew at one point or another. they’ve all mentioned having an ex named mike, but it’s a common enough name (thanks jonny) that none of them think anything of it. and then jon finds out that not one, not two, but ALL THREE of his assistants have dated the same goddamn avatar of the vast

[masao-micchi]

Jon: will you love me if i was a worm :( 

Martin: … can you still talk?

Jon: Martin, im a worm.

Martin: will you be the ceaseless watchers special little worm?

Jon: what does that even mean? im just a regular worm.

Martin: …

Martin: …

Martin: …

Jon: (dramatic gasp) is that a NO?!!

Martin: will the worm have your gorgeous hair and winning personality?

Jon: What? of course not! im just a worm.

Martin: then what good is a worm if i cant do anything with it??

Jon: but its ME!! :( just, as a worm :( 

Martin: how would i even know that its you?!

Jon: i dont know, maybe it has eyeballs around it?

Martin: … okay, but that’s it? it’s ridiculous! i mean, would you love me if i was a useless little wor -

Jon: YES!!! 

Martin: …

Martin: …

Martin: but that’s dumb! that doesn’t even make any sense!  what can i do as an ordinary worm -

Jon: (gasp) you mean you won’t accept my love if you’re a worm?! :( 

Martin: How could i if I'm just a biologically regular worm?!?!

Jon: Biologically rude worm is what you are >:( 

(Meanwhile s1 Jon and Martin just trying to work and ignoring their future selves):

[statementofjoespookie]

relistening to tma don't hmu real ones knkw what's wrong

[lolelole]

Drink your milk🥛❤️‍🔥

[geek-with-tea]

TMA in a Rage Room

Tim: Showing off tricks until the Emotions hit and then he's going to town. Sasha: Smashes a few things, but is mostly providing printouts of ugly photos of people her colleagues don't like or are pissed at to tape onto smashable items. Jon: Complains the entire time on the way there, and while he doesn't smash as much as he needs to, he ends up sitting on the way back silently shaking like an overstimulated chihuahua that will bite someone. Melanie: Her idea, she is smashing the fuck out of shit and having a great day. Basira: Provides snacks, tissues and other supplies because she knows her colleagues are a goddamn mess, secretly plans to go back with Daisy tonight so she can get her own temper out. Daisy: Almost gets banned because she runs out of stuff and starts going for the drywall. Martin: Thinks he's going to be the Basira of the group, has an absolute meltdown that results in his room absolutely demolished and him sobbing in the middle. The damage should get him a ban but the rage room staff feel too bad to actually do it. Elias: Uninvited, goes anyway on his own without anyone noticing. Staff only realize he's there when a mild-mannered gentleman is wiping oil and *is that blood* off his gloves, leaving a *completely* unrecognizable room. Was so quiet that they just presumed the smashing was coming from another room.

[life-of-a-rat]

magnus archives characters as weird shirts i found on pinerest part 2

jon (S3)

2. Martin (S5)

3. Jane Prentiss

4. Simon Fairchild (sky grampa my beloved)

5. Mike Crew

6. Sasha and Tim

7. Elias (Jonah)

8. Basira Hussian

9. Daisy Tonner (S4)

10. Georgie Barker

BONUS: worm

part 1

part 3 soon

[daffytheimp]

more tma doodles

season 1 tim deserves the world

[ambi-kiko]

here are some tma food hcs bc AAAA

i think that jon gets hungry for real food, too. but its more of a deep hunger? he actually needs food less and less and eventually just doesn't need to eat, but he still can and he still gets hungry, when he lets himself be relaxed enough to realize what his body needs

hes a great cook and at the safe house, cooks amazing meals and bakes warm loafs and all of martins favorite meals

jon sometimes gets hungry and doesnt let himself eat bc he doesnt feel human enough and feels like he doesnt deserve it

martin notices that last one and tries his best to make something jon likes

i think that martin is the best at making tea, really excellent at making classic chocolate chip cookies, and just awful at anything else in the kitchen. he still tries his best, and jon eats everything he makes

lonely!martin loses a lot of weight bc he leaves the office less and less and doesnt care for himself as much

jon is the only one who notices this and starts putting out a little tray of homemade biscuits near the tea in hopes that martin grabs some

when theyre in the safe house, jons #1 priority is to figure out martins favorite meals as subtly as he can to get martin to stop starving himself accidentally out of habit (he actually wasnt subtle at all, but martin found it endearing so he played along)

Melanie wanted to be a baker when she was younger and got really good at making treats. Her first youtube channel was for baking

Georgie cooks and Melanie bakes and they always call eachother the better chef

georgie is pretty good at cooking but she isnt exceptional by any means. melanie is excellent at baking, but she considers it pretty useless because "you cant live off fancy cakes and meringues"

daisy says that she knows how to cook and for a pretty long time basira believes her bc you cant be that buff if you dont eat

one night she comes over and finds that all that daisy has been eating is frozen meals

basira is fine at cooking (enough to live off of), but she cooked the best meal she could in hopes to inpress daisy

daisy had so little actual ingredients that basira rly struggled but it was amazing. daisy didnt notice bc she was too tired. she crashed on the couch and basira left after tucking her in. daisy was pissed at herself for not appreciating basira

after that, she stops eating frozen meals and tries learning to cook. shes really bad at it at first and almost gives up multiple times, but wants to be able to cook for herself (its really for basira but she wont admit it)

tim is the cook and sasha cleans up after

he feels bad making her clean but she insists bc "cooking is so much more useful and time consuming" and that he should "let her be useful"

tim always helps out in the end and they often end up dancing together in the kitchen

tim gets this weird feeling of loneliness when certain songs come up when hes cleaning the kitchen alone after not!sasha

peter leaves homecooked meals at elias' desk when he has his back turned (he starts with warm foods, but realized that they always turn cold and that isnt very pleasent, so he starts bringing salads and poke bowls)

if i missed anyone, lmk! i could continue w these for a while but im blanking on other characters and i dont want to go on too long in 1 post so see ya later!

[icarusignite]

Adding to the list of villainous little shits of a concerning age who I'm in love with, I present to you, Elias Bouchard, from the Magnus Archives. Is he a manipulative mind reader who murders ppl in cold blood? Sure.

But consider this, he has a hot laugh so he has me there.

Anyways yeah now I wanna do a fic for him lol. But knowing me it'll be angsty

[lonionjon]

Hayo! Just wanted to say I love your Tim design- It matches him perfectly and I love that man and... Yeah. Also fem!Martin??? Adorable squishy love her--

Squishy you say~?

[magpod-confessions]

i can't stand when in fics they make martin say "love" or "sweetheart" every time he talks to jon. Same the other way around, but it's more frequent with martin. like, they would Not Fucking Say That. it kills the whole thing for me

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[chaoticgaywitch]

some quick fanart of them in a tma regency au fic i just read!! fic- “an evening in the garden” by jadealaide on ao3 <33