#that was all the inspiration I had

[permettez-moi]

Ranger's apprentice dashboard simulator:

🦊 theonlyguythatmatters

I hope the Gods all come down to earth to smite us fools who dared to challenge the whims of fate

🦊theonlyguythatmatters

Sorry guys I ran out of coffee

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👤ranger-no Follow

I've said it before and I'll say it again: honey in your coffee is the only right thing in this world

🦋Will-you-Treaty-me-right

Did you have an argument about it with theonlyguythatmatters again

👤ranger-no Follow

Did I ask you

🦋Will-you-Treaty-me-right

No I asked you

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🤺TheSunriseWarrior

Thinking back to that time I stayed in Gallica and ate the best mashed potatoes of my life. Alligot? Something. Much cheese. I will miss you always

💛Jennyskitchen Follow

Boil 600 grams of peeled floury potatoes in garlic and salt water. Mash em (keep a bit of the water in them for juicyness)

Chop 330 grammes of cantal cheese in small bits and add it all at once to the hot mashed potatoes, stir until fully molten. Add spices to your own liking

🤺TheSunriseWarrior

I love you

💛Jennyskitchen Follow

Only for you big guy

☻️wizzard-ranger Follow

Hey guys isn't this the prince

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🌟Eventuallyn

Me: maybe we should stop cursing so much around our child

My husband: it builds character

🌟Eventuallyn

My husband: the child is discovering violence

Me: what did you do

My husband: nothing yet

🌟Eventuallyn

Me: why is the child screaming like this

My husband: the child discovered violence goes both way

🌟Eventuallyn

Me: do you sometimes think we're doing wrong by our child

My husband (lovingly): have you met the child? I think it would be impossible to do right by the child

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📅YourDailyDoseOfRecentHistory

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how a bunch of horses got stolen from a Temujai army, and somehow no-one noticed or cared

🦋Will-you-Treaty-me-right

No please do tell us

🦊Theonlyguythatmatters

I am so intrigued please share

👤ranger-no Follow

I hate all of you

📅YourDailyDoseOfRecentHistory

???

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[sonykatzen]

pretty boy

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

[ariadne-mouse]

"The Moonweaver wears Liana's face... or perhaps it is more correct to say, Liana wore the Moonweaver's."

Sometimes your sister turns out to have been a god and it's okay

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton wishes he had FNAF Movie Mike's life,,

[andstuffsketches]

vanity

[thethee]

What thr hell

[dricacchi]

some arthur lester design ideas and doodles

[aquanutart]

THEY'RE BACK!!!! my childhood manga!!!

[aashidoodles]

[uncharted-constellations]

The Princess and Hero of the First Great Calamity

The orange snoot is very important to me….

[bixels]

pop fashion.

[batfossil-fr]

technically a FR dragon, but also just a really cool design. doodle of eearz's seraph

new watermark because this went on my bsky

[cacaocheri]

they do sappy shit like this all the time

[shroompette]

Maine Coon Cat!König living alone in his den, generally unbothered until Bunny!Reader shows up during a storm, seeking shelter under the overhang of his home. Wet, cold and with an injured leg, König takes pity on her and brings her inside.

MCCat!König who doesn't really have many veggies lying around, but he does have some fruit. He watches Bunny!Reader's cheeks grow chubby as she stuffs them with bananas and canned nectarines. Poor thing, she must have been starved. He gives her a can of strawberries as well, which she neatly tucks away in her raincoat. He does not question her about it.

MCCat!König who, after he feeds Bunny!Reader, carefully rolls up the fabric of her pants to inspect and disinfect the nasty cut on her calf, taking the opportunity to give a closer look to her as a whole. He finds himself enchanted with the long, fluffy ears that droop around the sides of her head. Even wet, they still look enticing, cotton-soft and he wants to brush them, rub his cheeks against them, kiss them, pull them, bite them-

MCCat!König who manages to make Bunny!Reader a little nest to sleep in out of spare pillows and blankets, the crackle of the flames dancing in the fireplace lulling her to sleep. He watches her for a while and nearly purrs with delight when she rolls over in her sleep and reveals the round little scut that he'd like to use as a stress ball.

MCCat!König whose big ears twitch as he hears the sound of his front door opening in the morning, knowing Bunny!Reader must have slipped out into the woods again and it makes his heart pang just a little before he resumes his everyday life.

MCCat!König who is absolutely flabbergasted when a week passes and there's a knock on his door behind which stands Bunny!Reader and her three little buns. Without a word, she ushers them inside before disappearing into the woods. He isn't sure what to do. He has half a mind to run after her, but he fears leaving the buns alone would give them an opportunity to cause mischief and he'd rather not come back and find his den on fire. He stays, letting them sit in his big lap and play with his tail that sometimes tickles them on their twitchy little noses, so similar to their mother's. They're very messy eaters too - they seem to love strawberries, little fingers and cheeks sticky with their juice.

MCCat!König who is equally relieved and enraged when Bunny!Reader finally shows up hours later with a satchel of herbs and veggies for her babies who are currently bundled up in the nest he reassembled. He is about to tell her off, inform her that he isn't a babysitter when she stands on her tiptoes and nuzzles his nose ever so gently, difusing his anger completely. He barely blinks before she's off to check on her buns, satisfied with the state she finds them in - alive, with full bellies and sleeping.

MCCat!König who slowly gets used to Bunny!Reader dropping off her kids at his doorstep and watching them for a day or two before she comes back and expresses her gratitude via soft gesture such as nuzzle or a cheek kiss.

MCCat!König who sometimes makes Bunny!Reader stay in the den with the buns to go on a veggie/herb hunt himself, just so she can spend some quality time with them. He can not pinpoint the exact moment he became so whipped for her.

MCCat!König who starts leaving the nest out permanently because he knows Bunny!Reader won't stop coming around and neither will her buns anytime soon (he'd miss them greatly if they did).

MCCat!König who lets Bunny!Reader sleep in the spare cot (that he built just for her) in his room until she decides one night that sleeping beside him would be more comfortable. He does not try to object this in the slightest, not when he can finally feel her fluffy ears against his face.

MCCat!König who regularly grooms the buns' hair and furry ears and Bunny!Reader's as well with his coarse tongue, thinking he's displaying dominance over her. He has no idea she thinks she is the one in charge by letting him groom her.

MCCat!König who's suddenly not alone anymore. The quiet days of his den are over as it's now filled with laughter and chattering of the three little buns who have began to call him "Papa". He never knew two simple syllables could bring him so much joy...and then there's Bunny!Reader, with her genius manipulative tactics that involve licks, kisses and adorable tiny stomps of her feet when she wants something done her way. He would not trade her for anything in the world.

MCCat!König who slowly starts thinking his den is too big for just the five of them...and that perhaps he and Bunny!Reader should start working on some kitten siblings for the buns.

masterlist • pt2

[hinamie]

take the blue line