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neproxrezi · 1 year ago

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3 days is a fucking feat, don't put yourself down. I knew a dishie who quit after 2 hours of 0 training and being immediately put on line

:'3 ty anon

it was an elementary school admin position where i was going to be like, the sole administrator and receptionist for the whole place and it was just Not Worth barely above minimum wage

#no hard feelings to them but the position was advertised as admin assistant and like.. assistant TO WHOM #after training it was gonna be just me in there #i'm also just not cut out for a people person kind of job #instead of 'people' 'person' i'm more like a mollusc of some description #everyone was lovely there but state schools are run on a budget of £3 and a packet of crisps annually #that was a 2 to 3 person job #ask #dibi

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doctorwhommm · 5 months ago

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got silly with this one ◡̈

#torchwood #torchwood fanart #captain jack harkness #ianto jones #gwen cooper #toshiko sato #owen harper #andy davidson #captain john hart #janto #towen #pls click and zoom in for better quality !#HELLO!! everyone who’s been leaving lovely things in the notes of my torchwood drawings I want u to know I love all of u sm!!!#really makes me smile to see people enjoying my silly drawings !!! shoutout to the person who said the way I draw Ianto is like shortbread #fellow torchwood mystery gang truthers this one’s for you #ALSO HELLO !! WELSH PEOPLE !!! ARE YOU YHERE !!! !!!! THIS ONES FOR YOU !!!#has anyone else had the specific childhood trauma of being forced into itchy ass welsh traditional dress pls say my target audience is here #this was actually a way of resolving those memories of having to wear that hat ! the boys just got to wear rugby shirts :(#DO WE THINK IANTO OR GWEN HAD TO DO URDD EISTEDDFOD !! I do !! this is my personal hc just for me bc I think it’s funny #bonus doctor who s1 for u all :D #can u guys tell I’ve just spent the past 2 months job hunting post uni from the gwen drawing :| wish I could get a job for being nosey&gay #myfawny’s tie says ‘l <3 BBQ’ btw if you couldn’t make it out >:)#pls enjoy mewing John hart 👍

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merlins-strawberriesandroses · 5 months ago

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The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.

#I see everyone talking about the nuances when you look at Merlin through [x] lens #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPY LENS #WE CAN’T KEEP SLEEPING ON THE SLEEPY LENS #(can u tell I'm exhausted)#see this reads as if I'm joking but I'm actually being SO serious. I think the lack of rest was a significant factor in Merlin's conduct #IF he got a solid 8 hours of sleep + 2 hours minimum JUST to himself everyday uninterrupted... I just know things would turn out different #like it isn't even asking for much. decent sleep + a frankly sad amount of down-time. and yet. I know he didn't get that w those 3 jobs #ugh #he must have been TIRED do you hear me #even applies to morgana she looked tired tbh. those prophetic dreams probably weren't great for restfulness. sad what she did but #she did seem sleepy #okay ignore this I am going through it. extrinsic intrinsic coagulation pathways have gotten to me if u know what I mean #actually wait no if anyone sees this don't ignore it #HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO SLEEPY and everyone must understand. SLEEPy.#I hope I do not wake up and reread this and wonder why I posted this. but like I feel like I am the correctest person on planet earth rn #I've been thinking abt merlin's nap deprived state for years now tbh #merlin #bbc merlin

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collophora · 7 months ago

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Hi there !!! I wanted to let you know your bad batch art is BEAUTIFUL I'm always happy to see it cross my dash!! Your art style is so pretty and I love the way you draw Tech!!

Do you have anymore sketches of Tech we haven't seen yet? No pressure <3!!! Have a lovely day :DD

Oh my that's so sweet thank you! éAè <3 <3 <3 Hughhhhh well since you ask nicely I dug into my wip folder and found a sketch ^^

#star wars #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #Thank you for the ask!!#I had the worst day #Like every EU person right now hahahhahah *cries #Then I Fk up my hair coloration #Never use blue dye to tone white hair folk #I fucked up my cut too #How do you use a clipper on yourself #this close to go into a hair saloon with a picture of crosshair #(I can't I'm broke)#Then I broke a bottle of oil in my workshop #my favorite skincare oil TAT #It was a gift add to that #limited edition #will never find it again #then I made zero progress on my portfolio #then I went on my favorite job website #Ofc everyone want people with 10+ years senior xp #then it was too late to do sport so I felt bad for not doing sport #then started to draw a meme for reddit #reddit deleted it 'cause my karma's to small #then started to draw tbb to forget #and it was 2 am #but then nice people send me nice messages TAT <3 #tbb fandom know you're the only thing motivating me theses days haha XD #ok good night

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blueskittlesart · 8 months ago

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working in childcare is so fun (LIE) i just got paid 25 whole american dollars to stop multiple screaming 2 year olds from giving themselves concussions for an hour and a half

#what is it with children and wanting to go down slides headfirst. you are going to kill yourself #and then when you tell them they are not allowed to DELIBERATELY SLAM THEIR FACES INTO HARD CONCRETE somehow YOURE the bad guy #i <3 minimum wage #god. the difference between 2 year olds and 4 year olds is insane i am never taking a substitute job again #personal

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caligvlasaqvarivm · 7 months ago

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Okay challenge mode. You are a therapist and Eridan Ampora from Homestuck has just walked right out of his intro page into your office. How do you fix him?

put him and karkat in a room with a pile of stuff and tell them they can't leave until they've jumped into it and talked about their feelings

#realtalk therapy doesnt work unless the person getting the therapy puts in the effort to make it work #eridan starts the comic in complete and utter denial that he's in need of help #so there's really nothing i nor any stranger could do about that #HOWEVER he does talk to karkat often about his feelings (and vice versa) and #the reason they didnt hang out during the game seems to be #1) they were on separate teams and didnt realize the teams were the same team until later on #2) by then it was too late and eridan had aggro'd all his angels #3) gamzee was deliberately keeping eridan away from karkat and vice versa (likely bc gamzee had a palecrush on kk)#4) karkat was too busy falling victim to his own insecurities abt being a leader to pay attention to his actual friendships #4a) eg. it shouldve been the time player doing the frog hunt with kanaya & not the blood player #like im not saying moirallegiance with karkat would have fixed all of eridans problems but i am saying #what eridan really needed was a friend who took his problems seriously and could see past his bullshitting #and karkat already WAS that friend - they just never hung out #so by the time the meteor rolls around eridan has spent WEEKS feeling abandoned anxious and alone on his death planet #and karkat has gotten used to not thinking about eridan too much #so karkat - who is basically eridans only actual friend at that point - isnt able to get through to him & eridan snaps #like the thing about sburb/homestuck is that it really stresses the importance of friendship and working together #letting each other help with each others' problems #thats why the smallest viable game is still two people by necessity #so when we see things like gamzee snapping or eridan snapping or vriska snapping #as much as these are the 'fault' of the person snapping they also need to be viewed as comprehensive team failures #the people who should have spent the game together didnt and the people who shouldnt have spent the game together did #vriska was allowed to bully tf outta tavros and nobody intervened #eridan was left all alone and nobody tried to help him #and everybody was mean to gamzee and nobody tried to connect with him #and you know whose job it is to make sure the right people are hanging out together? the blood player #and unfortunately our blood player was so insecure that he was doing jobs that werent his to do #im not saying pale erikar would fix homestuck but i am saying pale erikar is a symptom of things being fixed in homestuck

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brofightiscancelled · 30 days ago

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okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?

i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??

he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!

also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.

#context for oomfiematsus: idolmaster sideM's gimmick is that all the idols were other things before becoming idols #Beit is the unit whose gimmick is that all their members have part time jobs (baito)#others are like. lawyer -> idol; pilot -> idol; pianist -> idol; rakugoka -> idol; etc #finding out the backstories/previous lives of these idols is like the main appeal of this branch #a lot of times it's like trauma and stuff that causes them to switch careers. like there's a pair of twins who were former soccer pros #but one suffers a career-ending injury and it's sad. and theyre like well we were pretty good at PR and stuff though so let's be idols #(the other twin follows him because yknow twinsies <3 cant be apart)#and this guy is in the main unit so you meet him and he's just a fucking dick the whole time and he just seems to fucking hate being an ido #so the whole time youre like what's this guy's deal #(note i experienced this through the anime cuz all the games are EOS lol)#and then like 3/4ths into the anime in you finally get his backstory #and it's that his sister died of a very rare disease so he needs money to fund research to find the cure but no one will fund it #but instead of staying a doctor he decides the best way to do this is to BECOME AN IDOL?!!!?!?#like sure i bet the top idols do make more than an average surgeon? but it's like do you want a .01% chance to make a $2 million salary #or an 100% chance to make a $300k salary BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A SURGEON!!!!#and it'd be another thing if he was like. kinda having fun with it. kinda being jovial #like there's literally another guy in the teacher unit who became an idol for the exact same reason (heard it was lucrative)#but then after he finds out being an idol actually isnt all that much cash #so he just decides to have fun being an idol instead!!!!#this guy NEVER GETS THERE. he's always a SERIOUS RUDE STICK IN THE MUD who is NEVER FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE HE'S LIKE #I'm Here For Work. I'm Here To Be The Best Idol. I Don't Want To Make Friends #LIKE GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL DUDE YOUR COWORKERS ARE 10 YEAR OLDS IN ANIMAL COSTUMES AND 30 YEAR OLD MEN IN PINK TIGHTS.#anyways everyone likes him i guess he's supposed to be the “cold guy eventually opens his heart” kind of guy but he has always just come of #as very annoying to me. and also DUMB AS FUCK i cannot stress enough how STUPID OF A CAREER CHOICE THIS WAS #so i cant take him seriously when they try to play him up as this cool all-knowing guy when he's the STUPIDEST PERSON AT THIS COMPANY #INCLUDING THE 9 YEAR OLDS

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myimaginationplain · 2 months ago

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do you ever think about how Ohkubo extremely casually dropped the fact that Spirit & Kami were teen parents & then proceeded to never expound upon that fact or bring it up ever again despite it explaining a whole lot about them & Maka

#I think a big part of why I'm so attached to/interested in spirit as a character is because he objectively has A LOT going on in his life.#but because he was created to fill that stock pervy comedic-relief anime side-character archetype we never get to see any of it examined.#or even brought up at all for the most part #like spirit apparently comes from a long line of death weapons who despite having been loyal to lord death for generations are never ever #mentioned & who spirit himself never mentions despite carrying on the family tradition (although he's not unique in that regard tbh)#at 12-13 years old he becomes stein's weapon partner & in his own words it became “[spirit's] job to control [stein].”#another kid with a laundry list of mental health & behavioral issues that spirit probably wasn't super prepared to help “control”#(personally I think that this “job” of spirit's was a duty he took upon himself rather than something lord death necessarily told him to do)#then just ~5 years later he 1) loses/rejects said weapon partner & probably best friend after some really major boundaries were crossed #2) becomes a husband & father at just 18 #(& in his own words a broke 18 year old at that. another point towards him not being in contact with any family if they're even alive)#3) becomes technically one of the most important people in the world once he ascends to being a death weapon.#not necessarily in that exact order but certainly in quick succession.#& then we fast forward to canon & spirit's at best a guy who drinks way more than he probably should & at worst a functioning alcoholic #who's only A MONTH into being divorced for his habitual infidelity & is in the really weird position of being the primary caretaker of his #daughter who (rightfully) hates him despite him having zero custodial rights over her.#& imo he seems to have no friends in death city before stein & the other death scythes return despite generally being a people person.#like. spirit is kind of the epitome of should've been at the club lmao #soul eater #spirit albarn #kami albarn #meta (kind of. not really lol)

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gideonisms · 11 months ago

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I become 300% more of both a lover and a hater when I'm on my period. just a time of the month when I have strong opinions I would say

#i want to kiss a butch for 3 hours. also i'm the only one in the world with correct opinions about everything #me the main character of life #anyway i saw this post complaining about sanitized mass marketable queer art #where the person described themselves based on the interests i guess they thought were most stereotypical and then were like #isn't there something rawer or more real than this #to which i would say there is! but you went to the queer market day #idk it is a frustration of mine too i do get it #but i think some people could stand to just get weirder and like the things they like #idk i buy cute little queer stickers all the time but i regularly stand out as a strange person in both queer and straight communities #get a friend who worked the same shit job who will sell you abstract alien art they made while they were high it's not hard #go to goodwill more. you'll find some raw expressions of humanity.#if you just want your interests to be more genuine to you it's simple #you just have to accept that maybe 2 other people will be able to rec you music or foods you enjoy #being more specific isn't everything it's cracked up to be sometimes #i think the problem here is mainly capitalism

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yamsgarden · 1 year ago

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It was such a wonderful year artwise and in my personnal life... Maybe even the best ever

Let's see what chaos 2024 holds for humanity

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lobotomy-lady · 6 months ago

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I wrote out an entire dissertation length rant but I'm actually deleting it & just leaving a gif that captures the energy of my current predicament in far less words

#*company i work for* is literally so stupid & i knew that already but oh my god. lol.#how are you going to give me 3 days a week as a sub then PROMOTE me to part time at 1 day a week w/zero potential to pick up new shifts...#bc im not ALLOWED to work more than 24 hrs a pay period (2 weeks) ...????? why??????#every other PT job ive had capped at 35 hrs a WEEK. this is 12 hrs a week cap. what rhe fuck #and they have to hire another PT person anyways so why not let me take what they would get??? fucking demented #here i go starting to rewrite the rant in the tags. theres much more believe me im being very restrained rn #who the fuck can survive on 750 dollars a month #i have to get a second job now! yayyy!!

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lale-txt · 1 month ago

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friends tell me lore about a tattoo of yours

#my 3rd tattoo was a very very big one #like from my armpit to my upper thigh big #it was meant to be done over 2-3 sessions bc it also has lots of shading #we did it in 1 over the course of ~10 hours #because i ‘sat like a champ’#which is code for 'dissociated while lying down for the entire time'#the artist is the (now) husband of a friend of mine and he says they still talk about me (ten years later) at the shop lol #no numbing cream two small breaks looking bored the entire time #i still pride myself in it and wish i’d still have the same pain tolerance like i did back then man #best i can do now is 2h before i get whiny #anyway. it’s a giant jellyfish with no deeper meaning i just thought it looked sick af (still does)#another one is on my thigh were i let someone practice on me bc i had a crush on this person back then #halfway through i was like ‘you’re kinda really bad at this’#so they were like ‘you do it better then’ so i ended up finishing it myself lol (i dare to say i did a better job)#i bought a tattoo machine and ink and needles and stuff after this #sitting in a box under my bed still #moots be honest would you let me tattoo you yes or no #i’m really gentle i swear #anyway. gimme tattoo lore bc i need some distraction omwh #-`♡´- tulip mail

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useless-catalanfacts · 2 years ago

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Btw if you come on holidays and stay at an AirBnb instead of an actual registered hotel I hate you personally. Not "I hate the gentrification and touristic massification and the way we can't live in our homes and are forced to move away because of tourism" in an abstract way- No, not just that. I hate you.

#I'm from a seaside town that has become popular with tourists who come for the beach and the mediterranean climate #and the typical whitewashed walls of mediterranean coastal towns #in just a few years the average rent has gone up so much that now the average rent id #*is over 1000€ per month #one thousand!#that's a whole salary!#in the past 2 years they've been building a new neighbourhood. they've destroyed the vinyeards to make a new neighbourhood that will make #the town 1/3 bigger than it is. that's a lot. but all those houses are luxury houses with private swimming pools for rich foreigners (we #already have 2 private British schools high schools and college(in the british sense)/baccalaureate where their kids go and never have to #interact with locals. I teach some of those kids and they're very prejudiced against locals and very bigoted against the catalan language #(which ofc they never bother to learn)#there's a law in catalonia that says that for every certain amount of houses you build you are obligated to build a certain percentage of #affordable housing. so in this new neighborhood they built the bare minumum affordable housing which is still too expensive for us #and since there's so few of them everyone is competing to get them. the city hall and the bank have had to make an official competition for #them but you only classify if the renr would not be more than 1/3rd of your salary which is impossible. my cousins who are in their mid 30s #and have been working a good qualified job for 15 years (and their partners too) are considered too poor to be considered for the #affordable housing #everyone is having to move out to other cities away from their friends and family and current jobs. the only jobs left here soon will be #mostly directed at tourists #and the only way to continue living here if you're a normal person and not rich is if you're an only child who one day might inherit the #parents' house #but we look around at what's happening in nearby cities and we see the next step which will be airbnb taking the houses that are left #in many places (I've posted about thia before) there aren't any flats for rent or sell anymore that isn't an airbnb #I'm still lucky in my town when compared to other places like Barcelona which are already full of the airbnb plague #actualitat #airbnb #tourism #touristic massification #gentrification

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apomaro-mellow · 5 months ago

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the 2 year anniversary of my first steddie fic is comin up in a couple of weeks and I feel like I should do something special but idk what

#personal #stranger things #steddie #i can't believe this ship has seen me through 3 jobs #and 2 cars

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therabbitthatpostthings · 1 year ago

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Was not expecting Trolls 2 World Tour to have a deep cut on “History is written by the victors” and why “We all bleed red” is massive blanket put over a much wider issue of not accepting responsibility and expecting the oppressed to get over it cause “we’re all the same.”

THIS IS TROLLS, THE GLITTER FART MOVIE BTW

#shitpost #shitposting #dreamworks trolls #trolls world tour #trolls 2 #trolls #trolls branch #I LOVE THAT BRANCH- THE MOST STANDOFFISH TROLL OF THEM ALL- IS SO OPEN TO ALL TYPES OF MUSIC #When that person on TikTok said Trolls 3 does a better job at depicting the race topic than Zootopia they weren’t kidding

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mo-ok · 20 days ago

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goggle red

#goggle v #sentai #akama moments from the movie 😌😌#wanna know something really fucking funny about the movie????#they have literally 2 out-of-suit scenes. for a total of a little over 3 minutes of the run time #(it was like this in the show too)#(you could go a whole episode not seeing a face actor until the obligatory walk towards the camera ending shot)#THAT BEING SAID i do think the hospital scene does a really good job showing off each characters personality #and the movie as a whole also nicely shows why akama is in charge over kuroda #kijima/miki are niave (negative) but their hearts are very much in the right place (positive)#aoyama fancies himself a little wiser but he's easily swayed #kuroda is clued in (positive) but it leaves him a lil cold and cynical (negative)#but then akama gets both positive traits because he's perfect and i love him #this is all consistant and reinforced throughout the show as well and like yeah sure the characterization is simple but its effective #wow had a lot of goggle v thoughts to get out apparently #and very few of them were about akama whoops

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