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greendest1ny · 2 months ago

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FORBIDDEN PLANET!!! SEND ME MY SHATTERSPIN ISSUE TWO PREORDER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!

#/ref #/reference #IM SO ANNOYED UGH #I JUST WANT TO READ SHATTERSPIN LEGALLY MAN #atp i might just start using cgc emporium #i mean it sounds better anyway #i mean ffs #when i preordered shatterspin from some guy in america because i couldn't find it anywhere else #he shipped it out like three days before it released #that was ONE GUY #FORBIDDEN PLANET HAS MULTIPLE LOCATIONS #WHY CANT THEY JUST SEND ME MY COMIC

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desperatepleasures · 3 months ago

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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valtsv · 6 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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medichamcham · 3 months ago

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

#medi.txt #woohoo lets kill god!!!!#stop reblogging this i am begging you i am just one guy PLEASE

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bluismie · 4 days ago

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This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

#just wanna say im so touched with the kind words i read on my wip post #you guys helped me finish this one!!#my magnus opus for this year i fear #arcane spoilers #arcane #jayvik #sketch #fanart #myart #procreate #drawing #illustration

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croaksac · 5 months ago

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everytime i see amaury the chocolate smith I'm consumed thinking about how funny it would be for him to make a really bad chocolate house out of hershey bars like a kid would make, but all the video production values are the same and he's still got that winning smile

#diary #amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #wow one hundred notes

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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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fly-chicken · 20 days ago

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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

#us politics #donald trump #election 2024 #aclu #a promise to myself #how is this comforting you May ask #bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed #we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in #it’s not over yet #we have to try and pushback #added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment #happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both #really warms the cold heart of mine #wow this broke containment #overall it’s been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work #they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too #also every major civil battle in the last century #brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools #loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage #roe V wade- legalized abortion #United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER #Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution #Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case #ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users #Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses #Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage #literally WAY MORE GUYS #so don’t fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!

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panoo · 1 month ago

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lol

i have no idea what completely random interest i gonna draw after this

#ilustration #fanart #digital art #sketch #desenho #mouthwashing #captain curly #daisuke mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #mouthwashing fanart #curly my pricess #fuck jimmy #no one likes jimmy #im traumatized #love u guys

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idiotdriftinginspace · 3 months ago

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#YOOOO THE FULL VIDEO IS HERE #tumblr please be kind and let me through #transformers #maccadam #transformers one #tf one #optimus prime #the chocolate guy #amaury guichon

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fermentedgutz · 4 months ago

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visitation

wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison

#gravity falls #bill cipher #book of bill #stanford pines #divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford

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a-drama-addict · 3 months ago

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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

#this is about astarion. gale to an extent too #had this with dragonage too because 80% of the time it was just solas or cullen. who i dont care for too much #and i do LIKE astarion and gale. But my favourites are the girls and wyll #something i had less with the dao cast because i generally also like the popular guys of that one alistair and zev #but then it’s like. ‘do you guys even understand these characters’#da2 i dont care for anders dragonage all that much. Fenris i do LIKE and he’s my fav guy. but i dont care for them the most #sorry for complain posting. Went into a tag today if you couldnt tell #roscoe rambles

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shesmore-shoebill · 4 months ago

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.