#that useless lesbian will kill me

[dragons-bones]

"So now that I've finished this set of working rows, I can start the cable row..."

A Blanket Season commission, done by the ever amazing @britishmuffin, of a quiet, soft moment with Dancing Heron and Zero! Zero doesn't quite know what to make of her lady's hobby, but nonetheless, she appreciates both Heron explaining, and the time together it nets them.

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

yuuji manages to find the guts to hold megumi’s hand once and not more than 5 seconds later he gets the shovel talk from 90% of the people in megumi’s life. they truly mean their words that if yuuji ever makes megumi feel bad even by mistake, the higher ups r going to be the least of his problems. the same goes for sukuna.

the other 10% of people r frantically trying to book an immediate flight back to japan after his toes started tingling that something was up with His Boy.

just as yuuji thinks he managed the worst, he feels the hair on the back of his neck stand up and narrowly dodges assassination attempt courtesy of the zenin

The thing is that Megumi is actually such a low maintenance, chill boyfriend. Best boyfriend ever. He always replies to texts quickly. He’s on time to dates. He’s never jealous. They rarely fight, and when they do, it’s always because it’s legitimately important, and they always end up working it out. He lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!). The tips of his ears turn fire engine red whenever Yuuji does anything that shows off how Strong and Fast he is, which can be fun for Yuuji. It’s not a competition but also yes it is and Yuuji won it. He locked down The Best Boyfriend Ever. And it only took him 83 days of hardcore crushing, a 27 step plan, and nearly throwing himself off a cliff because he said “hooray” when Megumi told Yuuji he liked him.

He’s Done It. He Secured The Bag. Megumi Is His Boyfriend And The World Is A Perfect Place.

But everyone else seems to have some very strong opinions about that fact. Much stronger opinions than Megumi himself, who lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!).

There's a very confusing conversation with Inumaki and Panda about his intentions. Yuuji, very honestly, said that he didn't think he'd get far enough to have any real intentions past what he's already managed, which did not help. Maki had a similar conversation but it involved a sword. God's Perfect Man Who Already Gets Everything He Wants In Life And Certainly Doesn't Need to Butt Into This Too may be returning early from Africa. Yuuji would much rather that Africa keep him, please and thank you. There's a sniper that has him in his sights.

It's worth it.

[carmillababyy]

carmilla: you are mine, you shall be mine, you and i are one forever *dramatically sobbing*

laura: do i remind you of a cousin, perhaps??

laura you dumb fucking lesbian she’s in love with you jfc

[eldritchmochi]

the struggle of convincing a straight boy to date you when you vacillate wildly between looking like a scary punk dude and an equally scary but very pretty princess like buddy its fine i promise, its less that its gay and more a choose-your-own-adventure, itll be fun

[silv-paru]

FUCK CANON ALL MY HOMIES HATE CANON

[greenvillainredemption]

Random reminder that if you wish rape on someone, no matter how bad they are or how bad you think they are, that makes you the bad guy and the world would be a better and safer place without you in it.

[lilnasxvevo]

Obviously MDZS is great the way it is but oh my god it would have ruled so hard if Wangxian had been lesbians, you know? Like, it just feels like they should have been women. They DESERVE to be women!!!!!!

[cupofkinship]

I want to talk more about how my “im just here to make friends” Druid met a cute surgeon who turned out to be an incredibly powerful lich only for her to perform eye surgery that allows them to now perform soul magic and slowly become a lich themselves which snowballed into a love story that had the entire party screaming when they finally confessed their love to each other a year later in a timeless demiplane over the cloned bodies of their friends.

[protectcosette]

my toxic trait is still being head over heels for people that have ghosted me

[chubby-chikorita]

every morning i wake up and i have to live with the fact that a girl sent me photos of her in lingerie and i said that colour looked gorgeous on her. i may be stupid.

[heyitslapis]

my fucking dumb gay ass.... in the cinematic in tlou2 where Dina helps stitch up Ellie's arm after she's done & moves her face over the wound this whole time i thought its bc Dina was being Big Gay & giving the boo-boo a lil kiss but i JUST noticed while watching it again that she moves in to bite off the string of the suture after tying it off 😭

[its-kiripima-to-you]

I wished for you every 11:11... I squeezed my eyes shut and wished so hard til I was blue in the face.. and even though you're mine now I'll never stop wishing for you, for us

[fillinforlater]

Phone Part 10: Return of the Angel +3

Male Reader x Kim Minju, Yeh Shuhua, Jung Eunbi (Eunha), Hwang Eunbi (SinB)

Length: 1550 words

Tags: strap-ons, lesbian sex, spitroasting, double penetration, overstimulation, loveless sex, voyeurism, watching, fingering thigh riding

TW: messy crazy bs

(A/N: this series randomly returns because I just needed to get this idea out of my system for good. This might be the conclusion to it, but probably not... well, maybe you send me some ideas to where this could lead up to.)

"I'll get going."

Bomi kisses your cheek, that sore cheek, sore like every patch of your skin, every bone in your body and every damn muscle, some of them you didn't even know could hurt before today. Hell, you don't even have the strength to give Bomi a proper goodbye, a weak wave is all you can muster up.

She'll not be mad at you. For what might have been either 15 or 150 minutes, you have taken turns on her and Shuhua's pussy—licking, fingering, fucking them until those tight caverns each got a big load in them. In the meantime, Minju has been their plaything. Especially Shuhua has this cruelty towards her "friend", edging her with fingers, reddening her thighs with extremely hard slaps and always promising that she'll get your cock—just to claim you with her pussy again.

You turn around when Bomi closes the door. Shuhua and Minju wrestle on the couch, the latter clearly outmatched when Shuhua puts her in a headlock with her thunder thighs. Minju tries to escape with licks on Shuhua's clit but can't find it—the nightmare of so many guys.

"Cut it out, you two," you groan, fingers on your temple. 

"N-no," Minju whines. "Minju still needs cock, wants cum in her tummy!"

"I can't." Point at your limp dick, absolutely spent. "And I have a headache. At this point, I’ll start to hate sex. Fucking hell, I'll make myself tea."

"Oh, I have an idea," Shuhua smirks and reaches for her phone while you leave for the kitchen. Whatever it is, you don’t want to deal with it. You need something relaxing, something herbal, to heal all the soreness in your body. It’s incredible to think that there is something like too much sex. You’re really close to giving up on it, even though two nymphomaniacs have turned your house into sex hub.

“No, no, stay down. You’ll get cock soon,” you hear Shuhua belittle Minju, who just whines in her usual tone. She seems to not be a bit tired after all this.

“Well, it won’t be mine,” you shout back, watching the hot water fill your cup and turn the leaves into something magical.

“Yeah, I know, you’re basically useless at this point.” Ouch, that stings. “That’s why I called back up.”

“You what?!”

“They should be here any minute now.”

Shuhua is spot on. Before your tea is finished steeping, your door bursts open. But instead of a hung man, two rather petite women enter your house. Both have a bored look on their face and immediately get to undressing. Overcoats seem to be the shit right now, and no matter who comes through your front door, they always drop it on the floor. 

“Uhm, hello?” you carefully greet them before remembering that this is your home, your kingdom! You can’t let strangers just walk in like they own the place. “This is kinda rude, you know?”

“Don’t care,” says the taller one with long, raven hair, dressed only in jeans. “We have business to do. Also, it’s rude to just stand there, naked, while two ladies walk in.” You blush and hide your crotch with the tea cup.

“We aren’t ladies, stop kidding yourself,” the other snarks back, while climbing out of her skirt. “I bet he is a good fuck, you shouldn’t kill your chances already.”

“Eh, I’ll think about it, but first—” Both girls suddenly pull out two strap-ons from God-knows-where and put them on with the casualness one would wear a fricking hat. The taller one hasn’t even removed her jeans, wearing the harness over it, while the other is fully naked and flaunts her butt at you.

“Yeah, I know, we got shit to do.” The short haired girl slaps her butt and you almost drop the cup when she walks past you with a wink. “Shuhua, where is this needy bitch? Or are you the needy bitch?”

“Oh, it’s so nice to see you, Eunbi and Eunbi,” Shuhua greets them and points at Minju, still trapped in between her fat thighs. “Look who I found.”

“She is insatiable. Incredible that he can still stand,” the shorter Eunbi says.

“Hm, maybe he is a good fuck. Anyways, we’ll try our best to keep her down,” the taller Eunbi says. The three conspirators try to agree on a strategy on how to fuck the angelic girl. You’ve become invisible in your own house, your entry to the living room goes largely unnoticed. Except for Minju who pouts at you when the two Eunbis lift her up and put her in a doggy position. The shorter one is below her, the other is ready to press the plastic cock into Minju’s puckered hole.

"Should we do it at the—nevermind, you're already in." The small Eunbi groans in annoyance, the other looks unapologetic and starts to rut slowly against Minju's butt. The long shaft forcing open Minju’s hole, paired with the denim on her sore, pink buttocks, must feel incredible and incredibly painful at the same time. Who knows which of the two makes Minju wail and moan more.

"Come on, Eunha, shove it in her sex," Shuhua urges on the Eunbi below as she excitedly stares at the unholy sight of fake cocks on ready holes. Her eyes mimic the camera lens for a porn shoot, while you're the director, watching the scene play out. Either way, it's good content.

"Minju's pussy, Minju's ass, so full!" Minju is loud, louder than before. Shuhua is having none of it.

"Shut up. SinB, make her stay quiet. And don't let her cum."

Two hands move to cover Minju's mouth, two cocks move in and out at a rapid pace, two sets of eyes watch on in awe. Satisfied with what crazy madness she has come up with, Shuhua sits down next to you and lazily jerks your cock with two fingers. Oh, that victorious smile, glassy, lewd eyes, you'd love to wipe it off her face.

"You like what you see? Now you don't have to do anything anymore."

"What was that about me being useless?" Grab her by the throat and spit in her face. She looks pissed, you love it. "I came in you, even when Minju was willing to do anything to get my load and now you're still cruel to her? Seems mildly unfair."

"And what are you gonna do about it? Fuck her, if you can."

Shuhua is bratty, but just as much as she is bratty, she is also light. You easily place her nude frame on your thigh, her still dripping, creaming heat right on your skin. She hisses and you tighten your grip on her throat.

"I'm going to make you cum—you know I can, it's super easy—but only if you tell those two friends of yours to make Minju cum until she passes out.”

“Fuck, bastard,” Shuhua hisses. With your thumb on her clit, this is easily the quietest and tamest she has been for hours. Her body twitches, an honest reaction to how much she is addicted to the mind-blowing orgasms you can get out of her. Such a small finger, yet she is squirming, contemplating, faltering.

“Those two are so cruel,” you tell Shuhua, nose deep in her greasy hair. “They fuck her so hard, just to pull out at the last moment. Why do you want to torture Minju so bad?”

“Be-because she needs to get to the-the point.”

“What point?”

“The point where sex is no fun. She can go forever. She will never stop, your—fuck—plan to make her p-pass out, useless.”

This explains a lot. The Angel is insatiable, her lust seems infinite, but Shuhua’s plan—won’t it make things worse? At some point, SinB and Eunha will have to stop and Minju will be more desperate than ever. She will wobble through the house, tackle you the second she sees you and will force your cock in her pussy no matter what. A true tragedy.

“Well, I don’t care,” you say and tug at one of Shuhua’s nipples, she bites her fingers. “You’ve been too greedy, time for her to—”

“Fuck, fine.

“SinB, don’t hold back. Eunha, suck her tits, overstimulate this bitch!”

“What?” the two ask in unison and disbelief.

“Do-don’t ask questions, please, just do it!”

The way the two purple plastic cocks move in and out of Minju with the sole goal of too much pleasure has you satisfied and in a new heat, your cock hardening slowly but surely. With an ever increasing rhythm, you move your thigh up and down and Shuhua starts to ride, her loudness increasing again. She is as close as Minju and it only takes SinB pulling those messed up oak strands, you to rub Shuhua’s clit, for them both to explode. 

You focus not on Shuhua shuddering, shaking on you, but at Minju’s expression. Her eyes jump wide, then tears shoot out and flow down, just to be blocked by SinB’s hands on her mouth. She’d be so loud, words messier than her hair would fill the room. After this peak, both collapse. Shuhua meets the floor, Minju falls on top of Eunha, who still thrusts, even spanks the Angel’s ass. 

You’re hard again. Where is this going to end?

[ahfrickenfrick]

Incorrect Batfam quotes but they are from my own quote book with my friends

Jason: they can’t take the L, and that’s okay, they will just die losers

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Dick: Life is long when you are but a simple whore

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Damian: who would want your organs, Drake?

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Cass: i didn’t get grounded and that’s cause I’m the favorite

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Tim: that’s poggers- i mean tragic… that’s troggers

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Duke: as the second favorite.. i can convince Bruce that was a lie

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Jason: he showed up into my apartment unannounced what if i had bitches at my crib then what?

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Damian: it’s like that show… odd obsessions

Tim: …you mean my strange addiction?

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Bruce: all right kids, put on your ears we are going to Chili’s

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Jason: i could be a cop if i wasn’t a decent person

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Dick: it’s his nighttime fur suit

Bruce: IT IS NOT A FUR SUIT

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Tim: when was the last time you went to the eye doctor?

Jason: right before the warehouse ‘incident’

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Jason: the only minor you are is a minor inconvenience

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Cass: get ready to throw up :)

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Damian: i am so happy for you, tomorrow is not promised

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Jason: I think I’m going crazy

Duke: it’s okay, happens to all theater kids

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Dick: for a miracle you sure are shit

Jason: i wish I died that day

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Bruce: *spends over $100 on cat toys for Alfred the cat* gotta get my grandkitty something

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Jason: what you useless bitch? ACAB!

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Steph: i’m a grown up, i can buy my own poprocks!

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Duke: lesbians are pretty cool, and you can quote me on that

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Bruce: isn’t Bernard gay? that was a joke don’t write that down

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Jason: that’s pretty weird cause you’re a future murder victim

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Tim: do you still believe in Santa?

Damian: I am not old enough to get into political disagreements

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Tim: im having really bad déjà vu

Steph: okay? kill yourself and it’ll go away

[igotyupls]

Stage Crush : Huh Yunjin x Female Reader

a/n: should’ve watched lesbian porn to make this longer but I have a babygirl and she hates not being held so. Sue me🥹

Yunjin's mind was racing as she strolled down the busy Hannam-Dong street, her phone clutched tightly in her hand. She couldn't stop thinking about her best friend Y/N, an idol from a rival girl group [You name it, im too lazy]. 

They had been close for years, but lately, Yunjin had been developing some serious feelings for Y/N. Her heart would start pounding every time she so much as glanced at the other girl at music shows.

As Yunjin turned the corner, she spotted Y/N chatting with some of her members up ahead. Her heart skipped a beat, and she amped her pace, desperate to get Y/N's attention. "Y/N!" she called out, waving.

Y/N looked back and her face lit up with a bright smile. "Yunjin! Hey, girl, what's up?" she said, power-walking over and pulling Yunjin into a warm hug. Yunjin inhaled the  scent of Chanel , loving the feeling of being in Y/N's arms. The other members also greeted Yunjin with hugs and kisses.

"Nothing much, just grabbing some coffee," Yunjin replied, trying to sound casual but failing miserably. "You wanna join me?"

"Absolutely!" Y/N said, glancing back at her members. "I'll catch up with you guys later, okay?" The other girls nodded and waved goodbye as Y/N and Yunjin headed off to the nearest café.

As they walked, Yunjin couldn't help but steal a few glances at Y/N's gorgeous face and that sexy-as-hell figure. The other girl was rocking this tight-fitting crop top that showed off her toned abs, and Yunjin had to resist the urge to just reach out and touch her.

"Damn, looking fine as always," Yunjin mumbled under her breath, biting her lip.

Y/N must have heard her, 'cause she turned and flashed Yunjin this mischievous smile. "You're not so bad yourself, babe," she compliment, flirt meter through the roof.

Yunjin felt her cheeks heat up,  she quickly looked away, her heart pounding in her chest. "Uh, yeah, thanks," she stammered, cursing herself for being such a useless gay.

They reached the café, and Yunjin held the door open for Y/N, earning her another one of those bright-ass smiles. They ordered their drinks and found a cozy little table in the corner, away from prying eyes.

"So, how's your day been so far?" Yunjin asked, taking a sip of her coffee and trying to act cool and collected.

Y/N shrugged. "Eh, it's been alright, I guess. Lots of rehearsals and meetings, you know how it is. But I'm glad I got to see you." She reached across the table and gave Yunjin's hand a gentle squeeze, her fingers lingering on Yunjin's skin.

Yunjin felt a jolt of . god knows what at the touch, and she had to resist the urge to just jump Y/N right then and there. "Yeah, me too," she said, her voice barely a whisper.

The two idols chatted for what felt like hours, laughing and sharing stories about their groups. Yunjin was hyper-aware of every little touch and glance, her pussy getting wetter by the minute.

"you're killing me here," Yunjin muttered, shifting in her seat uncomfortably.

Y/N just grinned, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "What's the matter, babe? Can't handle the heat?" she teased, her hand brushing against Yunjin's thigh.

Yunjin let out a shaky breath, her heart pounding in her chest. "Nah, I can handle it just fine," she shot back, her voice dripping with confidence that she definitely did not feel.

Soon As they were getting ready to leave, Y/N suddenly leaned in close, her lips touching Yunjin's ear. "Hey, you wanna get out of here?" she murmured, her warm breath sending shivers down Yunjin's spine.

"Fuck, yes," Yunjin breathed, her eyes wide with excitement.

The two girls exited the café, hailing a taxi and practically jumping into the backseat, their hands together the entire ride back to Yunjin's solo apartment [doubt it but for the story ig]

. As soon as they were inside, Y/N pushed Yunjin up against the wall, her lips crashing against Yunjin's in a filthy kiss.

"Mmm, finally," Yunjin moaned, her hands gripping Y/N's waist as she pulled her closer. The kiss deepened, their tongues fighting and sliding together in a tango.

Y/N broke the kiss, panting heavily. "Bedroom. Now," she ordered, her eyes dark with lust.

Yunjin's heart was pounding like crazy as she and Y/N stumbled back to the bedroom, their hands roaming and feeling every inch of each other. The tension between them building for weeks, and now that they were finally alone, there was no holding back.

Y/N pushed Yunjin down onto the bed. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this," she growled, her voice dripping with downright lust.

Yunjin let out a shaky breath, her fingers gripping the sheets. "Then take me, baby," she cooed, arching her back.

Y/N grinned, her hands sliding under Yunjin's shirt. "With pleasure," she murmured, her lips smashing against Yunjin's .

Yunjin moaned into the kiss, her hands tangling in Y/N's hair. The kiss deepened, their tongues sliding together. Yunjin could feel the wetness pooling between her thighs, her pussy aching to be touched.

Y/N broke the kiss, panting heavily. "Fuck, you taste so good," she growled, her teeth biting Yunjin's neck.

Yunjin let out a shaky moan, her hips bucking up against Y/N's. "Please, Y/N... I need you," she whimpered, her voice dripping with desperation.

Y/N chuckled, her fingers already unbuttoning Yunjin's shirt and tossing the sports bra up and over her head. "ALright then baby," she cooed, her lips trailing hot, open-mouthed kisses down Yunjin's body.

Yunjin arched her back, her tits heaving as Y/N's mouth closed around one of her nipples. "Nngh, yes!" she cried out, her fingers tangling in Y/N's hair.

Y/N swirled her tongue around the bud, provoking a series of moans from Yunjin. She then moved to the other nipple, sucking and nipping at it gently.

"Fuck, Y/N... that feels so good," Yunjin panted, her hips grinding against Y/N's thigh.

Y/N grinned, her hand sliding down to cup Yunjin's pussy through her panties. 

"You're so wet for me, baby," she murmured, her fingers tracing the outline of Yunjin's swollen clit.

Yunjin let out a strangled cry, her back arching off the bed. "Please, please... I need you inside me," she begged, her voice dripping with need.

Y/N chuckled, her fingers hooking into the waistband of Yunjin's skirt and panties. "As you wish," she purred,  peeling the soppy panty away.

Yunjin held her breath, her heart pounding in her chest as Y/N's fingers grazed her slick, wet folds. "Nngh, yes... fuck me, Y/N," she moaned, her hips bucking up.

Y/N slid two fingers inside Yunjin's dripping pussy, eliciting a loud, guttural moan from the other girl. "Mmm, you feel so good, baby," she murmured, her thumb circling Yunjin's swollen clit.

Yunjin's back arched, her hands gripping the sheets as Y/N's fingers pumped in and out of her. "Aaah, fuck! Don't stop, please... I'm so close," she cried out, her voice laced with pure ecstasy.

Y/N increased the pace of her thrusts, her fingers curling to hit that sweet spot inside Yunjin. "That's it, baby... come for me," she growled, her lips capturing Yunjin's in a deep kiss.

Yunjin's entire body tensed as the orgasm ripped through her, her pussy clenching around Y/N's fingers. "Nngh, Y/N!" she screamed, her nails digging into Y/N's back.

Y/N swallowed Yunjin's moans of pleasure, her fingers continuing to stroke and rub her stimulated cunt. "That's it, let it all out," she murmured, her lips trailing back down to Yunjin's neck.

Yunjin's body shuddered with the aftershocks of her orgasm, her breathing ragged. "Fuck, that was... amazing," she panted, her eyes half-lidded with satisfaction.

Y/N grinned, her fingers gently coming out from Yunjin's pussy. "And we're just getting started, baby," she murmured, her tongue out to taste Yunjin's juices.

Yunjin let out a shaky moan, her hands reaching for Y/N. "again," she breathed, her voice dripping with lust.

Y/N chuckled, her fingers tracing the outline of Yunjin's swollen, glistening pussy. "With pleasure," she murmured, her lips crashing against Yunjin's. 

Y/N's hands sidled over Yunjin's body as they kissed, fingers feeling the curves of her waist and hips. Yunjin arched into her touch, desperate for more. 

She tugged at the hem of Y/N's crop top, urging her to remove it.

Y/N grinned against Yunjin's lips, She broke the kiss and sat back, pulling the tight top over her head in one smooth motion. 

Yunjin's breath caught in her throat at the sight of Y/N's toned abs and tits, barely covered by a lacy black bra.

"Like what you see, baby?" Y/N purred, running her hands down her own body teasingly.

Yunjin nodded, eyes dark with lust. "God, yes," she breathed, reaching up to trace the outline of Y/N's bra with trembling hands.

Y/N chuckled and leaned back down, kissing again.

 Their tongues fighting as Yunjin's hands felt the newly exposed skin, loving the soft skin under her fingertips.

Slowly, Yunjin's hands moved to the clasp of Y/N's bra,  unhooking it and sliding the straps down her arms. 

Y/N shrugged it off, tossing it aside without breaking the kiss.

Yunjin's hands immediately cupped Y/N's bare tits, taking out a soft moan from the  girl.

 She gently kneaded the soft pale tits, her thumbs brushing over the rosy nipples.

"Fuck, Yunjin," Y/N gasped, arching into the touch. "That feels so good."

Yunjin grinned, getting bolder from Y/N's reaction. 

She rolled the buds between her fingers, watching as Y/N's eyes close.

"You like that, don't you?" Yunjin murmured, her voice low and sexy.

Y/N nodded, her hips grinding down against Yunjin's. "Yes, baby, I love it," she breathed, 

Yunjin's hands roamed over Y/N's bare skin, feeling every inch of her toned, gorgeous body. She loved the way Y/N's muscles flexed under her hands, the soft curves of her hips and waist driving Yunjin absolutely wild.

"Fuck, you're so sexy," Yunjin murmured, her fingers quickly unbuttoning Y/N's jeans. She tugged the tight denim down, revealing a pair of lacy black panties that clung to Y/N's heart shaped ass.

Y/N chuckled, grinding her panty covered pussy against Yunjin's. "You like what you see, baby?" she purred, her own hands sliding over Yunjin to feel her soft skin.

Yunjin nodded, her eyes dark with lust. "Hell yes," she whispered, hooking her fingers into the band of Y/N's panties. 

She slowly pulled down the damp panty away, exposing Y/N's glistening,wet pussy.

The two girls shifted, Yunjin straddling Y/N's thigh as Y/N laid this time. 

They’re sloppy pussies pressing together, the sensitive clits rubbing with pleasure.

"Fuck, that feels so good," Yunjin moaned, her cunt rocking against Y/N's.

Y/N let out a guttural ‘moan, her fingers digging into Yunjin's hips. "Yes, baby... ride me," she growled, her own hips bucking up.

The room was filled with the sounds of their moans and the wet, slick noises of their grinding pussies. Yunjin could feel the coil of her orgasm building in the pit of her stomach, her orgasm rapidly rushing.

"I'm so close, Y/N," she whimpered, her hands shoving Y/N's shoulders for leverage.

Y/N nodded, her thumb circling Yunjin's swollen clit. "Come with me, Yunjin," she panted, her own hips picking up speed.

The two girls moaned as their orgasms ripped through them, their bodies shaking with the intensity of their orgasms. 

Yunjin's pussy clenching around air, their juices mixing together in a sticky, mess.

Yunjin collapsed on top of Y/N, both of them panting heavily. She traced lazily on Y/N's skin, a big smile on her face.

"Fuck, that was... mind-blowing," she murmured, her voice barely a whisper.

Y/N chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to Yunjin's forehead. "I told you we were just getting started, baby," she cooed, her fingers gently stroking Yunjin's cheek.

Yunjin grinned, her heart still racing. "Then what are you waiting for?" she teased, her voice filled with invitations.

Y/N's eyes sparkled with mischief. "Nothing," she said flipping and, crashing their lips together in a filthy kiss.

The two girls lost themselves in their daze of lust, their bodies tangled.

Their moans and cries of pleasure bouncing off the walls through the room, amplified by the wet, squelching sounds of their pussies rubbing together. 

Yunjin's legs wrapped tightly around Y/N's waist, their pussies moving in a sensual, dancing rhythm.

"Nngh, fuck... right there, baby," Yunjin panted, her nails digging into Y/N's back.

Y/N let out a groan, her fingers fisting in Yunjin's hair. "You feel so good, Yunjin... I'm so close," she breathed, her hips picking up speed.

Yunjin arched her back, her toddies pressing against Y/N's as her third maybe fourth orgasm started building again. 

"Come with me, Y/N," she whimpered, her voice dripping with need.

Y/N nodded, her fingers pinching Yunjin's clit. "Together," she ordered, kissing her.

[respectthepetty]

Pride Petty Watch (The Untamed) 2/?

The crowd picked two blacklisted shows for me to watch during Pride, so even though the first series took me only three days to get through, the second one is taking some time since I went out this past week and touched some grass for Pride. However, I did watch an episode a day AND spotted something on sale while out and about.

Fun Fact: These are 200 pages EACH, and they only cover what has been shown up until episode five. I teach English, not math, but doing some simple addition, dividing over A, carrying the Y, and solving for X, I have guessed that this series is going to be 20 books long! TWENTY! AT LEAST! Basically, it's going to be as long as this long-ass series.

*presses play on episode six*

These idiots are drunk, loud, and fighting. They are breaking rule #36, #265, and #1. Even I know that!

When you realize you're in love with a virgin who is a light-weight and can't even drive after talking about intimacy while touching his headband. I take back everything I said about this show. It's gay. Like real gay. Gay gay.

Fuddy Duddy is better than me because I would not have taken that beating, but that's probably why he is an elite Cloud Cunt or whatever, and also why he has now been blessed with Wei Wuxian trying to cuddle in this freezing water while talking about his "extremities" shivering. Note: In the comics, we see that Fuddy Duddy is BRANDED (like as in marked by burning the flesh) and has A SHIT TON OF SLASHES ON HIS BACK (like as in whipped . . . BY A FUCKING WHIP). Basically, this Cloud Cult is batshit crazy.

These two are fighting literal demons. But also the demons are homosexuality.

THEY TIED THEMSELVES TOGETHER WITH THE INTIMACY BAND! If it was red, it'd be game over for China!

Y'all cute but your kid is still an asshole, and there is a queer plot brewing. GET OUT OF MY FACE!

They were lesbian lovers, and I will not be entertaining any other reason for all of this because only a lesbian would tie her soul for eternity to a musical instrument just so she doesn't have to admit she was wrong to her wife, while her wife goes on to train the most elite squad of wizards just to one day help her wife because she already predicated her wife would fuck up. This is love.

Correction since my boy asked AGAIN if he could harness evil power for good - One of them is fighting demons, the literal and homosexual kind, and one is embracing them both, openly, with no fucks given.

And she knows! Not about the homosexual part, but about the "finding the stone hidden in the rock" part (but probably the homo part too)

Wei Wuxian lied for you when you got out of the rock. He touched your headband. And now he has touched your soul. Stop fighting it. Embrace this. It's Pride Month.

Wei Wuxian drinks, parties, talks shits, and backs it up. I'm getting flashbacks to Spring Break in South Padre. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. But the hands were always ready to hit their mark.

My boy is Catholic. Fuddy Duddy took 300 hits earlier to uphold the integrity of his Cloud Cult or whatever, but my boy was told his punishment and is merely going through the motions since he doesn't regret laying hands on his future in-law. He said "tell me how many Hail Marias I need to say, so I can go play with the ants and get a tan." Same.

First, your best friend brought the bird into the class and now you took the bunnies to remind Fuddy Duddy of "those four amazing hours you spent in the hot tub together after Winter Formal." Y'all are schemers, and this will cause problems later. I've taught too many freshmen. Y'all need to be separated before you plot the end of the world and animals have to be sacrificed. I see the signs.

Who is going to kill this man? WHO?! Let it be a woman because he needs to be reminded he is insignificant and useless.

Oh my God, they found each other! I knew my boy would go after his boy, but for his Bird Bestie to spot them too?! These two idiots are going to cause havoc and hijinks.

Y'all are so Romeo and Juliet coded, it hurts my feelings. Girl, you're going to die and he is going to be sad about it. But can you kill that red asshole first? Please.

Sir, now you and I both know some shit is about to go down because that florist's house was crispy fried burnt, that woman outside was creepy as hell, and these two are over there chatting about soul snatchers. GET OUT OF THERE, FD, AND TAKE THE ANIMAL BROS WITH YOU!

FD might have the brains and the silencing charm, but my boy got the moves. He has that Spider Man magic string thing, he has the Shrek gingerbread men, and he keeps making spells out of thin air. Maury, who is his daddy? God?! THE DEVIL?!

SHE CAN PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT TOO! Hold up. HOLD UP! Fuddy Duddy's brother played it to calm everyone down. FD played his to subdue the zombies. And now she did too, but my boy's flute playing skills not only calmed the zombie, but controlled him. Did he learn it from her?!

Girl, what are you doing at the devil's sacrament?

Wen Qing has been holding off this fucking bird and these zombies all night, and these boys have been doing what at their slumber party? Braiding each other's hair? She better be the one to kill that red asshole. She deserves the body count. *wink, Jiang Cheng*

The bird needed to go, but this is what I'm talking about with him and his bird bestie. Homie closed his eyes and felt his feelings because FD told him to, then pretended to be dead just so he could kill that bird. It's smart as well as scary because how much power does he really possess? A shit ton. That's how much. But also, why didn't they take the dead bird with them? Don't leave behind magical creatures to be brought back to life!

Smart to have the others chase after a chicken, so the color-coded boys in love could get more details, but these two are a hetero version of the mains. She is not bad. She is trying to do good with what she has, which is a pile of shit, and he wants to do right by her but his principles are going to get in the way. I anticipate no happy endings for anyone. Not Romeo and Juliet or Romeo and Julio.

Bird Bestie was smart to stay behind because it was obvious there would be dead bodies, but WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE TWO?! This show is color-coded within an inch of its life, and everyone is a pair because they both have the other's color in their robes, so the fact that the white one showed up first and claimed evil guy was his enemy makes me think they have history (exes), but the new black guy replaced him. Black dude, I'd watch my back because Evil Dude is coming for you.

It also worries me that these two have a similar . . . something. Wei Wuxian, buddy, homie, ho-migo. You're getting darker. You were dark blue, but now, you're black. Why is no one else concerned that the call is about to come from within the house?

So much shit is going down on this mountain! White No Name dude just said he knows and was trained by the OG lesbian, so we know she is still alive and well waiting for her wife, and my boy is sad since his mama was trained by her therefore he was trained by her, which makes her his grandma or something (I DON'T KNOW!). And now the illegitimate brother I want to be with FD's brother is in charge of watching the evil dude, but he is wearing white/blue and evil dude is wearing black/gold, and if they become an item, I'm gonna be pissed!

Y'all, he is gonna fuck up. He is going to let the bad guy go isn't he? I don't understand why they couldn't kill the bad guy, but my illegitimate son has been disrespected in this house too many times in the past ten minutes to let this shit slide. He is going to make a deal with the devil. I feel it.

"I'll sleep on your roof" - That was a declaration of love because y'all fought on a roof over liquor, and now he wants to just chill on your roof while drinking even though you are leaving. He is sprung and does not care who knows.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! THIS IS A FUCKING SHIT SHOW! The oldest kids are being called away which means Fuddy Duddy's cult is probably losing it and branding everyone. They are being attacked by the Evil Reds even though their evil dude admitted to killing that whole damn family! My illegitimate son DEFINITELY killed that guy and let the evil dude go. He did that. I know he did. And my boy's outfit looks so similar to that evil red swordsmen who is fighting on behalf of that weak ass red bitch because he can't fight himself, it's ridiculous (Someone needs to slash that evil red dude's face and his tires).

Everyone is going to die, and there is no hope.

*eats some naan*

Okay, maybe there is some hope in the other FORTY EPISODES! FD's brother could take in the illegitimate son, and they could live happily ever after. Right? RIGHT?!