#that trailer has me foaming at the mouth

[faeriegirl]

I believe in homu homu 💜

[sunreys]

Stede: I hope you think of me (affectionate) ☺️💞✨🩷⭐💘❤️🥰💖

Ed: *thinking about him* (derogatory) 🖤😡🔪🕷️💣💢🗡️💔🦴🏴‍☠️🔥

[akkivee]

also what is going on on the leaders side??? did the helicopter crash???? are those zombie chuuoku women?????

[chronicowboy]

like of course i'm feral about our sooty boys but actually at this point i think i'm more excited for chimney's season 7 than anything else

[spitedemon]

never do i feel more autistic about dragon age than when im seeing people outside the fandom react to veilguard

[crookedteethed]

BIG SHOT polaroid | e.m.

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem reader

Summary: In which you and Eddie have a picture book where you both store your sex pics. <3 💕

Warnings: 18+ Cursing, a little Smut (p in v), Oral (fem receiving), Praise kink, body worship(?), pet names, nudes

Word count: 1k

If you pushed past the mounds of dirty laundry intertwined with disposed candy bar wrappers and a few empty shoe boxes, underneath Eddie Munson's bed lies the picture book. 

The picture book was your idea, but the pictures themselves were all Eddie's perverted idea. 

"Lemme take a picture of you, yeah?" Eddie said, taking a break from his delicious never-ending assault on your clit. Your juices dripped down his chin, some droplets stringing the tips of his hair, his lips all red and puffy covered in slick, and his eyes a little crazed and tinted in admiration. 

He kissed the supple plush of your thigh in a diagonal line; your hands stayed grazing his curls, body supine on the foam of Eddie's mattress. Eddie's lips make love to your thighs, to your tummy, from your breast to your neck, and eventually to your lips; where'd you gotten to taste yourself for the first time.

Eddie quotes Shakespeare. "Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry. Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." He says, glossy lips forming a smile.

"Lemme get a picture of you.” He asks again. “I want to savor my pretty girl in this moment," he says with that boyish smile and those adoring chocolate eyes.

Fuck, those eyes. Even if you were thinking of saying 'no' to Eddie, you simply couldn't. It was the way Eddie's eyes gazed at you every time you made contact. It was as if he was put into a dreamlike trance.

If Eddie had been a cartoon, his eyes and pupils would have turned heart-shaped.

You agreed to the picture, but just one.

Eddie sprung up from the bed, his naked pale body sprinting around the smallish trailer.

You hear a few thuds and ruffling coming from the next room. You imagine Eddie tearing his home apart to find his Polaroid camera.

When Eddie comes back, he returns holding a big-shot Polaroid. He says it was his mother's. He and Wayne don't use it often, so there should be enough film on it.

You try to sit up as Eddie crawls onto the bed, but he lightly pushes you back down, telling you you shouldn't have to move a finger, lie back, and be his muse.

You felt an uneasiness plummet in your stomach as you felt the cold lens of Eddie's mother polaroid aimed at your cunt; it was similar to the feeling you get when your doctor has to check beneath your folds for any signs of ovarian cysts or cancers at your yearly checkups.

And though Eddie had seen your bare cunt a multitude of times (just like your doctor), this particular time made your body shutter. Just as Eddie goes to snap the picture, he notices your sudden twitchiness.

"Hey," he says, palming the plum of your cheek. He lightly pecks your lips. "You trust me, right?"

You nodded, chewing on your bottom lip; of course, you trusted Eddie.

"Good." He nearly mumbles, eyes fixated on your glistening folds.

Eddie resume.

The Polaroid covers half of Eddie's face. With his right eye peeking through the eyepiece and his left eye squeezed tightly, Eddie aims the lens close to your cunt.

He places his thumb onto one of your folds and pulls back on the skin, snapping the picture in one snap. Seconds later, the blackened photo ejects from underneath the film shield.

With a few anticipated shakes from Eddie, the photo started to fade in, and you and Eddie stared at it with wide bug eyes and gaping mouths.

It wasn't the fact that Eddie could date back to this photo and jack off to it later that turned him on. Eddie was turned on because you let him do it; it turned him on even more that you trusted him to do it.

It turned you on because there was something obscure about seeing another aspect of your body, other than your face, on a Polaroid picture. In a way, you felt like you were Eddie's personal playboy bunny.

"Can I take another one?" Eddie asked in a daze, just as you went to ask him to take another, and then another, and then another, until you eventually ran out of film.

Taking pictures of you and Eddie's naked bodies would become almost like an addiction to both of you.

It became a ritualistic practice for you two before sex, grabbing the Polaroid (which now rested on Eddie's bedside table, along with packs of film) and taking turns snapping pictures of one another mid fuck.

Eddie would take the Polaroid from you and snap a picture of his cock plunging into your tight wet cunt; once he has his picture, then you'll take the Polaroid and snap a photo of your foot pressed against his pelvis, just above his happy trail. The cycle would go on and on until you were both covered in Polaroid pictures and cum.

It gets to a point where Eddie's bedside dresser, the current home for your photos, gets filled up, and you both have to resort to putting your photos in a picture book.

Making the picture book would be fun for both of you. You would sit on the trailer's living room floor, surrounded by glue, glitter, and markers; it's like a little arts and crafts project.

It'd be nostalgic for you and Eddie to return to your first photos all those months ago until now.

Eddie gets that gooey mushy feeling, getting wrapped up in the trust and intimacy of the photos--love, he thinks the feeling is called-- watching you watch a picture of yourself with a mouthful of his cock, and scrapbooking secret photos preserved for just his and your eyes only.

Eddie wants to tell you he loves you but doesn't yet; now isn't the right time. So he runs to his room, returning with his mother's big-shot Polaroid camera, and takes a snapshot of you.

[roosterwhale]

This scene from the trailer has me legit foaming at the mouth. Stolas looks absolutely furious but we see Blitz's expression quickly go from something shocked and dismayed to what seems to be a legitimate smile??

[oltammefru]

Going so so so so so so so so so feral over the Kal'tsit outfit in the AS2024 trailer. I don't think there's a good image of the whole thing yet but it has me foaming at the mouth.

[archivedblog16]

Man,Vassago truly is something else...

This dude was a background character in Hazbin,got scrapped for some reason and years later is resurrected because Vivziepoop got into some kind of weird bird phase the moment she became obsessed with Stolas. Then he was hyped up to the end of Milky Way and back with having him be described as "a good boy" (aka "a Stolass bootlicker"),get about two seconds in the trailer that pretty much sums up everything that was going on with him in the ONLY episode featuring him,and posing in the pride poster like he's the literal main character (and he apparently has a pirate theme too!). Later,when he finally shows up his ass,the only "memorable" thing he does is teach the stans some words in Spanish a la Duolingo/Dora the Explorer and the standom is treating him like he did something absolutely revolutionary.

But hold on because it doesn't end here!

Now the standom is hemorrhaging scenarios for this loser because they couldn't deal with the idea he wasn't shoving his tongue down some guy's throat/saving Stolass with the power of gay or plot convenience,and treating them as facts for what he is going to do in the future when there's a chance we won't even see him again. Even the most batshit crazy Stolitz shippers who hate him are desperate to see him again!

Bro walked down the red carpet then pulled it from under everyone's feet and somehow became so iconic for that (and it's not even in the good way or on purpose).

Even worse, Vassago isn’t played by a random upcoming VA but Harvey Guillen. This man didn’t even do anything important, Vassago had what a minute of screen time. All dedicated to boot licking Stolas’ flat ass.

When Mastermind debuted, even my discord friend was fan girling and foaming at the mouth of Vassago.

Like you mentioned Anon, all this loser did was speak Spanish, argued with Andrealphus (which anyone can do), and boot lick Stolas hard. Why are we praising a character for doing the bare minimum, is the fandom that desperate for content?

Vassago is just an accessory. This man has no personality whatsoever to latch onto besides him speaking Spanish or defending our lord and savior Stolas. I unironically hear more about Vassago ships and his potential love triangle with Stolas and Blitzø. And don’t get me wrong, the fans can simp and enjoy Vassago. I don’t get what’s so special about him or what’s so “iconic” about him when he did nothing of worth.

Vassago could pee in a bucket and the stans would go wild.

[narujenreacts]

My thoughts on Murder Drones ending...

I don't care what anyone says, Murder Drones does NOT feel done. The pacing has felt rushed, there needed to be more character development, there are plot holes, etc. Not to mention the Solver has been made out to be this Godly being that can travel from planet to planet and possibly even universes, and somehow the crew is going to figure out how to defeat it and do that in a SINGLE episode? Without it feeling rushed? Right. Sure. And DON'T even get me started on how Glitch and Liam have been calling Murder Drones "Season 1" all the way up until GlitchX, and even then, ep7&8 were referenced as the "SEASON finale." It was only RIGHT BEFORE the trailer for ep7 dropped that they started calling them the "series" finale. I don't know if MD has always been intended to be a single season series, but if it has, this is NOT how you market it. Call it a short series or, at the very least, when you see a fandom is practically foaming at the mouth for a S2, come out and say there won't be one and that it was never going to have one. Put the nail in the coffin. I'd rather have brutal honesty than have my questions be skirted around. And the fandom has been asking for months if there was going to be a second season. To say I'm upset, sad and disappointed is an understatement. And no, I'm not wanting a S2 because I love Murder Drones. I do love it. Undeniably so, but if a story feels told, the characters feel developed, the world explored, and it ends in a satisfying conclusion, I'm 100% happy with that. I'd rather a series end on a good note than be milked for money, but Murder Drones? A SINGLE season? With just 8 episodes? No. Just...no. I've been saying to my community that if MD ends with ep8, it's going to feel like wasted potential. And I was right. It does. Horribly so. I don't care how ep8 ends either, the story of Murder Drones had more to tell. Even if it took 2+ years for a second season to be made, I would've waited. Even if they only released merch in-between to help fund it, I would have done that. Happily. Sorry for the rant. I'm not trying to put down Glitch or Liam. I respect what they've accomplished with this series, but I just...I don't know. How I feel currently reminds me of when I'm watching a series and it gets canceled. Or when I'm reading a fanfic and the author stops posting. All I can think is, '...That's it? This is the end? There's so much more to be told.'

[slaymitchabernathy]

i literally GIGGLE over the fact that before TBOSAS we were like so hateful towards coriolanus snow, like everytime that mf was on screen we were foaming at the mouth with hatred. we wanted nothing to do with that old grandpa (donald, thank you for portraying him so well, we miss you)

then BOOM. TBOSAS drops, more specifically the trailer drops & well, well, well, what do we have here? white boy of the month shows up & we are flocking to write fanfiction abt him. we went from hating him to hopping onto wattpad, ao3, & tumblr with shit like: “he tenderly caressed her head for she was his most precious, delicate rose.”

like we are so unserioussss.

it got to the point when the movie came out that we had to literally go: “remember who the real enemy is” bc that was my man on screen & no one could tell me any different. repeating what the older version of him did to finnick & everyone else in the books like peeta repeating the 3 facts he knew abt himself after being hijacked.

tom blyth, the man you are bc you literally caused like half of the fandom to switch sides for a hot second. the moment i saw him in that trailer in the blood red coat i said to myself: “someone has to write a fanfiction abt this white man” & then SWMA was born.

mentally preparing for us to all do the same when SOTR comes out :)))

[teleit]

This show is cursed, I swear

Once I started, I can't stop. Can someone explain to me how exactly Addam managed to ride Seasmoke?

I mean, in canon (I mean the book, it's the only source I'll accept, the show is just a hotd-edition adaptation of "My Immortal"), Addam and Alyn are unconfirmed bastards of Laenor, and Addam being able to ride a dragon supports that theory. Of course, Martin wouldn't be Martin if he didn't also give us Nettles with her dubious origins, leaving us wondering if she really does have a drop of Targaryen blood in her veins, or if she's just a girl who managed to ride a dragon through friendship magic and sheeps bribery.

But the show is actively convincing me that you absolutely need to have at least Ariana Grande as a great-grandmother (or Aeriana Targaryen, I'm not sure, all I remember after Rhaenyra found Steffon Darklyn's fanmade family tree is my hysterical howl) to even look at a dragon, and even then the dragon can have a fetish for handsome black men (I understand you, Seasmoke, Addam is fucking gorgeus), and the dragon chooses its own rider (hello to those who were foaming at the mouth while yelling that Aemond stole Vhagar, I see you and you're annoying me).

Corlys hasn't had Targaryen blood for at least the last 130 years. We've known every Targaryen since the Conquerors, and almost everyone since Daenys and Gaemon. If Lord Velaryon ever married a Lady Targaryen, it was at least 200 years ago.

Was this hint of dragonrider blood enough for Seasmoke? Then why look for dragon seeds with nearest Targaryen parent in family tree, just rake out the entire population of Flea Bottom, every third person will have about the same amount of dragon blood in their veins.

If the purity and quantity of Targaryen blood is not important at all, why this prophecy "from my blood the promised prince will be born"? Why fight so fiercely for the dynasty, when any peasant whose great-great-great-great-grandmother was once graced with the attention of some Maegon Targaryen can mount the Cannibal and go deal with the Night King, especially since their help is not needed, Arya Stark can handle it herself.

What is Rhaenyra fighting so hard for when the show has made it clear that she doesn't want power because power is a dirty toy for despicable men, and she is the Gods-chosen Dragon Queen who is above worldly pleasures and blood doesn't matter if you're pretty, morally simple enough for ten-year-olds to empathize with, and can pose for trailers?

Now I'm starting to sound like a purist, disgusting. But unfortunately, that's how ASOIAF works, so I need answers. Please.

Ps. Still not native speaker and dgaf about mistakes, english can suck my imaginary dick

[ishasalive]

Ellie x reader

You and Ellie are making out in a trailer before Ellie stops. She just stares at you with blank eyes and her pupils shrunk.

“Ellie..?” She doesn’t respond

“Baby? Are you ok?” You grow worried as her hands fall from your neck to her sides. She opens her mouth slightly and starts foaming out the mouth.

“ELLIE! FUCK.” You panick and grab her face and slap her repeatedly.

“JOEL!” You yell. “Oh…” you start to realize. “Nevermind. He’s dead.” You punch Ellie in the face, right hook. She fell to her hands and knees. She arched her back and de-arched repeatedly. You gasp….No. It can’t be..

”fuck..” you whisper under you breath. She has twerk syndrome. You get mad, you walk up to Ellie and smack her gyat as hard as you could. She jumps and gets back on her feet. She stands in a Jake Webber stance and puts her hand behind her neck scratching while the other is behind her.

“Ermmm..y/n. I’m sorry.”

“How could you not tell you have…t-t-twerk syndrome..” you look down at your feet as tears fall down your cheeks.

“Baby…” Ellie walks towards you to comfort you. You push away and run outside sobbing.

“Y/N! Wait!” Ellie runs after you. She catches up and pulls you back.

“Baby! I Promise I won’t ever lie to you.” She wiped your tears away. You sniffled and thought about it.

“On s-skibidi..?”

Ellie smiles. “On skibidi.” You smiled at her and put your hand out. “Dab me up” and she dabbed you up. You kissed her and she smiled softly and started twerking.

[stormyoceans]

https://x.com/Ch3Thailand_33/status/1851466558578835465

finally prigkhing stopped being in the role of a schoolgirl. gosh i'm so happy to see an adult prigkhing🥹when will gmm start doing the same?

SCREAMING SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP BLOOD LEVITATING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RUNNING LAPS ON THE CEILING HOWLING PRIGKHING MAIN LEAD IN AN OFFICE GL??????????? I NEED A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS INTERVENTION TEAM IN THE ROOM WITH ME RN IMMEDIATELY I USED TO FUCKING DREAM OF TIMES LIKE THIS IM GONNA LOSE MY GOD DAMN MIND

like im so serious before she left GMMTV i would have 'prigkhing in a GL' in all my bingo cards, and although that already happened since she was a side character in the secret of us, im just so excited to see her getting a main role!!!!!! and it's sad to say, because i actually think GMMTV is way better than other companies in certain things, but god if this isn't yet another proof that they treat their women like crap and do not know how to handle their talent. like it's insane to think that after the shipper prigkhing has been stuck to side roles and then as soon as she leaves GMMTV she is able to bag a main one. i can't blame jane for leaving either tbh

i honestly hope this year can be GMMTV's wake up call because the amount of GLs that have aired and keep being announced in 2024 alone is mind-blowing. they better be having a bunch (and i mean a bunch. not one, not two, A BUNCH) of diverse GL shows ready to announce for their next line up or they're gonna start having a problem (me committing grand scale larceny and arson)

ANYWAY. IM SO VERY HAPPY FOR OUR GIRL PRIGKHING AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE TRAILER FOR THIS TOMORROW

[pensbridge]

This is a thought I had before that I'm rethinking a bit since they decided to drop the trailer yesterday (bless! Oops buried this in my drafts and never got around to finishing til now)

Warning: Long post! (I'm sorry or you're welcome)

I've been trying to stay away from spoilers, so I could be totally off base here, but

Thinking about how Colin will react to Whistledown

I've already talked about Colin having to be needed, but surely there will be layers...

Colin has that line in ep. 1, where he talks about ruining LW and how she ruined his family, yeah after she rips him a new one in the paper - it's a clear deflection. This was never going to be about Marina, or his family. This is about Penelope seeing through the very real facade of Colin, and the fact that he'll believe she thinks those things of him. Because he's insecure if he'll be good enough for her. He needs to be needed, but also I assume Colin will be hurt at the deceit and mindblown at what it means when he puts the pieces together. Replaying certain moments/events, as well as oh, that's why that was so weird. moments that make him feel pain about the sincerity of their romantic relationship right ahead of their nuptials. Because up until the carriage, Colin thought Penelope couldn't see through him. That him trying to be someone else was working. That he was concealing his obvious feelings well. (And he was right; when Penelope "is this a ploy for attention" Whistledown couldn't see him foaming at the mouth and about to pass out on dance floors to know that something had changed.) The carriage was his moment of admission to everything he's been hiding from himself. And she's Whistledown! She's the one who first pointed out those things about him. She even said "does Mr. Bridgerton even know, himself?". He is going to be hurt for what he perceives is her looking down on him. He is going to feel betrayed, because it will seem like a joke he wasn't in on about himself. He's probably going to cry from that, because it will all feel unreal (maybe even like their relationship is fake and she was playing him; he's still insecure about how he's perceived and fearful of getting hurt, especially with Penelope). And the carriage will probably feel meaningless to what he believes her to view it as. like: "what do you mean you saw me pretending all this time for weeks?" Colin was on a different timeline in his feelings and when they sprung into action, they really sprung to all feel like it happened all at once for him. For Colin, it was like they spent all this time together now, he saw her for who she really is - to be less concerned for how she appears to him - and it was like something had really changed between them. And then, to know that Penelope's got an inside edition to how exactly he is maybe feeling, before he fully knows himself.. It's like he gave a full speech on that part of himself (how he portrays himself), and she already had an idea!

It's a complicated scenario, because on one hand there's this conflict between them of the secrecy and certain level of deception (Penelope having this information he's unaware to when they're supposed to be getting married), but on the other side of it Penelope sees him and knows him better than he knows himself (and I don't even think she's aware of it) - it's really the soulmatism aspect of them.

But the carriage won't be ruined. Because Colin and Pen at the core are meant to fall for each other due to seeing the sum of all their parts. Colin now sees Pen, which as I was saying before was not possible without Penelope dropping her crush veil and acting unnaturally around him. Like, right now, he's sure he loves her, because the pieces clicked in the past few weeks. Pieces clicked that he's not even fully aware how or why they come together, and there's a subconscious feeling to the things that can't be explained. I mean, when he goes to see Penelope outside her house and she's like "Whistledown did not want to seem suspicious;" (girl, wtf ), that's a piece to Penelope that he doesn't have the answers to, but he senses. It's all going to make sense once he has time to process and be privy to the hidden pieces of why they are compatible. But, sometimes things just fall perfectly into place without the why.

And he still doesn't know about her feelings prior to the carriage. Like, he thinks, "we both got closer over the past few weeks and we fell for each other through that" (he knows Penelope has always been a constant and that his feelings go back far deeper although he can't pinpoint an exact moment, but up until she reveals it, he's not gonna think she feels that (he probably thought they both fell through the kiss); like they were just good friends and somehow those moments in the past weeks have awakened something in them that neither has realized until this moment).

But that obviously won't last for long. Same as a fight (most likely) won't extend into this long drawn out thing of actual opposition.

And back to the Marina vs Pen debate, the answer to the difference is as simple as this: he didn't love her; he loves Pen! There's nothing more complicated about it; it wasn't real and that goes beyond just the willing deceit of Marina. I could talk about the rose- colored glasses romance/love idealization trope and how that's important to the development (*cough how the change to the show makes sense*), but the crowd isn't ready for that. [I love Marina, therefore her slander will not be allowed here]. But I'll just say the illusion of someone vs knowing someone is going to be the biggest difference [and the greatest catalyst (more on that later)] for how this plays out. Despite not knowing the Whistledown secret, Colin knows Penelope.

It's funny how similar they really are. They're both over-romanticizers. They're idealistic and they both idealized someone and had the pedestal knocked down. We already saw Pen's moment for this, the vital poor declaration moment at the ball. Now, I'm thinking Colin is going to have to battle this idea. He loves her, we know this! We also know that Colin can be impulsive for all of it's good and bad qualities. He is going to have to fight this idea where he acts towards his deepest insecurities. He's sitting outside the bedroom, so it looks promising (lol)! He's angry, but he's ruminating and he's internalizing all of that confusion and fear (I know they'll fight ofc, but for the little moments like that..). He thinks love is a thunderbolt in the sky, not that he fell for her like that, but that love is grand, fairytale-ish; he is a true romantic. His proposal shows as much for his his gestures of grandiosity. He's over the moon about the engagement and he's in a happy bubble after the swift timeline of the realization of their feelings. He'll have to break this idea. Because Colin didn't know love before Penelope. In the conflict of the Whistledown reveal, he'll see that love isn't always this gradiose thing. But that it's moments, being fully understanding of one another, wanting the person, seeing them, and (very important for his development) having them see you. Because that's what REAL love is. He'll actually see the real her and the full picture. Thus, we can actually get the real love confession where he says it. His perfect love idea will be shattered, but the end point will be sweet and more worthwhile than actually not knowing someone. They'll have a deep, dork bond, full love connection for life!

[ilovejuicymw2men]

PHILLIP GRAVES HEAD CANNONS

- SUMMARY; some cheeky family friendly head cannons for my favourite little american :3

- CONTENT; strong language.

lowkey has nothing to do with this but have you seen the live action mw2 trailer like.. literally i was foaming at the mouth. anyways let's start.

- he definitely has a brisket recipe and is so proud of it, like he forces you to try it until you admit it's good.

- he spits everywhere, but like really loudly like a cat coughing up a hair ball. it's kind of an ick but whatever..

- if your english he always makes fun of your accent. like trying to mock you, in a joking way tho.

- he has an android and his ringtone is really loud, he will NEVER put his phone on silent.

- he wears hoodies when it's like 36 degrees outside ( i have no clue what that is in fahrenheit )

- he snores like a dad, but not like haaaaa shooooo it's like AUUUUGGHHHHHHHH.

- loves country music, he accidentally turned on good lookin' by dixon dallas. he acted like he hated it but added it to his playlist.

- he checks out enemy soldiers on the battle field. like he would shoot them and look at their face and say, "i would fuck them if i was a girl, and he wasn't. dead."

- insists that it's not gay.

- puts a shit load of honey in his tea.

- after drinking he lets out that haaaa sound but really loud. if your resting you head on his stomach he will do it right into your ear for no reason.

- he has a banjo in his shed and gets it out and plays it for you, he thinks he's amazing. ( he's really not )

- he definitely does the millennial pause when he's on facetime to you. it takes his like 20 seconds to pick up because his android that he's had for 10 years keeps lagging.

that's all ladies and gentlemen. i hope you enjoyed, the next time i write is defo gonna be a price fanfic cause that man makes me go insane.