#that too i guess

[jamtartt]

[amanitacurses]

[citrusclowncircus]

i remembered fortnite npcs dance with you so i took a visit to go see snake

[neriyon]

Another post since apparently you can't add videos to reblogs. Warnings for flashing lights and possibly loud (ingame) bgm.

[odilesquedetherese]

A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other. A solemn consideration, when I enter a great city by night, that every one of those darkly clustered houses encloses its own secret; that every beating heart in the hundreds of thousands of breasts there, is, in some of its imaginings, a secret to the heart nearest it! -Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (1859)

[areskid101]

[samthecookielord]

Can I add something?

Luke is also the hero. The prophecy wasn't specific enough so they were both assigned to be the hero

Clive would normally be too evil to be redeemed in the way that Audrey was in Wandering but Luke manages to talk him out of it

Hold on hold on back up. Audrey. Ms (gestures vaguely at her literal last action of the game) Redheart. Redeemed. And Clive is too evil. Back up. Did we play the same games. Gdsgdsdgsshfgfsfh (and i mean this in a hashtag silly way)

(I LOVE AUDREY I LOVE HERR SHE'S COMPLEX SHE'S SILLY SHE'S DISEASED <3 i just do not think redeemed is the right word for her arc shfsdgdsgfhsgfssgdgds)

But shenanigans around the universe getting confused and letting them both be the Hero or something like that sounds fun lol

[mischiefmoira]

I cant explain but I saw this and my brain went “ah yes these two would make an excellent Team Rocket equivalent”

two guys with extremely particular dietary needs

[tr-shb-g]

"never too late to be who you might have been" by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, "there is still time"

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[fluffycatgirl]

ive never had like

a burger

like one with a beef patty

technically have had like a chicken burger but uhhhh those just get listed as chicken sandwhiches soooo

[randomyounglady]

So:

Surprised

Old school

Rowley

Stereotypical 80's

Back to Hanna Barbara

Too innocent

Adrenaline to the MAX

Meme

Precum

Appropriate responses to getting a nude include but are not limited to:

WOW wow wow wow wow wow

Hubba hubba!

ZOOWEE MAMA

Get a load of THAT

aOOooooga!

iz for me? 🥺

*gets the zoomies*

YIPPEEEEEE!

*explodes* (affectionately)

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting