#eating weird shit

[pxison]

Yonji is officially that kid that stuffs crayons up his nose and eats shit he shouldn’t.

And as a super-human child, he definitely shoved entire crayons up his nose and deep into his nasal cavity which had to be surgically removed before he gave himself brain damage. Boy doesn’t need to lose anymore brain cells he is lucky to have.

[mischiefmoira]

I cant explain but I saw this and my brain went “ah yes these two would make an excellent Team Rocket equivalent”

two guys with extremely particular dietary needs

[glassphinix]

dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

cute first date idea: you escape hell and bring me a lantern and i ask you questions about being a ghost and then you read to me as i slowly die of hypothermia and internal bleeding i sustained from getting hatecrimed 💕

[scramratz]

How did y’all choose your names? Was it just trial and error?

[radio-ghost-cooks]

it's giving this one friend i have who eats the weirdest shit

i've watched this man consume 5 hall passes and i've heard tale of a bacon egg and cheese that had so much pepper on it that you couldn't see the egg anymore

Top Gear 11-01

[sofiisx]

I CARE SO MUCH

[muzsmocsing]

Reading svsss is like "I'm not fully on board with this ship. There's some issues with the dynamic that I'm not sure can be worked out. It's a little uncomfortable......... But what am I, a cop?" and continuing reading.

[lizardbrainlabs]

they would be besties i know this in my heart

[ciderjacks]

kinda cant get over Chilchuck watching his father drink himself to death, and his takeaway from that being “damn. based.”

[saltedsnailstudio]

I thrifted this adorable framed-flower-checkerboard-print tie for just three bucks this week and love it so much that I immediately had to carve a block about it

[2-rustywings-2]

Doodles of the Touden siblings

Was gonna post these earlier, but I forgot…

Practicing not overthinking and just vibing, though I want to make a more story driven piece with them sometime

[novelconcepts]

It really frees up so much mental real estate when you start thinking of sex as just: a thing people sometimes do. Some people are super into it! Some aren't! It's for fun! It's for intimacy! It's the deepest connection some people will ever feel and totally meaningless to others! It's hot! It's boring! It helps some people sleep! It exists as an exciting construct solely in fantasy for others! What it isn't is some complicated moral ground that needs to be fought against at every turn. It's just A Thing. Which means people who have a lot of it, or none of it, or whatever in between are all worth the same. Which means stories that have a lot of it, or none of it, or whatever in between are worth the same, too. Smut isn't less valuable than "clean" stories. People who have a high "body count" aren't less valuable than those who have never had sex at all. It's just A Thing. Making peace with sex as just A Thing that is natural to consentingly have or not have, want or not want, really is a great adjustment to your brainspace.

[i-eat-mold]

i will not lie this whole platform is hilarious to me. I dont even have 1k followers here yet (not something i care about) but i am really close to. this blog initially wasnt even supposed to have one single follower. some of my art posts make it to several thousand notes but only if theyre fanart which is understandable. all of this is normal. but somehow SOMEHOW ive created some sort of mold cult which exists parallel to the bsd fanart in this blog. my average shitpost or mold preaching gets more notes than any of my non bsd art and more notes than the non-art posts of many of my mutuals that have several thousand followers. i did not mean for a single second for this to happen. Yet i will embrace it