#eating weird shit

[pxison]

Yonji is officially that kid that stuffs crayons up his nose and eats shit he shouldn’t.

And as a super-human child, he definitely shoved entire crayons up his nose and deep into his nasal cavity which had to be surgically removed before he gave himself brain damage. Boy doesn’t need to lose anymore brain cells he is lucky to have.

[mischiefmoira]

I cant explain but I saw this and my brain went “ah yes these two would make an excellent Team Rocket equivalent”

two guys with extremely particular dietary needs

[glassphinix]

dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

cute first date idea: you escape hell and bring me a lantern and i ask you questions about being a ghost and then you read to me as i slowly die of hypothermia and internal bleeding i sustained from getting hatecrimed 💕

[scramratz]

How did y’all choose your names? Was it just trial and error?

[radio-ghost-cooks]

it's giving this one friend i have who eats the weirdest shit

i've watched this man consume 5 hall passes and i've heard tale of a bacon egg and cheese that had so much pepper on it that you couldn't see the egg anymore

Top Gear 11-01

[sofiisx]

I CARE SO MUCH

[muzsmocsing]

Reading svsss is like "I'm not fully on board with this ship. There's some issues with the dynamic that I'm not sure can be worked out. It's a little uncomfortable......... But what am I, a cop?" and continuing reading.

[lizardbrainlabs]

they would be besties i know this in my heart

[ciderjacks]

kinda cant get over Chilchuck watching his father drink himself to death, and his takeaway from that being “damn. based.”

[saltedsnailstudio]

I thrifted this adorable framed-flower-checkerboard-print tie for just three bucks this week and love it so much that I immediately had to carve a block about it

[2-rustywings-2]

Doodles of the Touden siblings

Was gonna post these earlier, but I forgot…

Practicing not overthinking and just vibing, though I want to make a more story driven piece with them sometime

[i-eat-mold]

i will not lie this whole platform is hilarious to me. I dont even have 1k followers here yet (not something i care about) but i am really close to. this blog initially wasnt even supposed to have one single follower. some of my art posts make it to several thousand notes but only if theyre fanart which is understandable. all of this is normal. but somehow SOMEHOW ive created some sort of mold cult which exists parallel to the bsd fanart in this blog. my average shitpost or mold preaching gets more notes than any of my non bsd art and more notes than the non-art posts of many of my mutuals that have several thousand followers. i did not mean for a single second for this to happen. Yet i will embrace it

[anghraine]

I know this isn't only an autistic thing or always an autistic thing, but over the least few years, I've realized that a lot of my difficulties with humor are not actually with humor itself. If anything, there are specific kinds of humor that really work for me and I end up laughing so much harder and longer than everyone else that it's uncomfortable or embarrassing.

But a lot of popular humor fundamentally relies on saying things that aren't true. Sometimes this is drastic exaggeration, sometimes it's OTT parody that is far more about Being Funny than about the actual thing being parodied, and often it's flatly false and that's what is supposed to be funny about it. And yes, that's a humorless and ungracious way to describe that kind of humor—I don't mean to say that this is objectively bad or something.

I even understand the jokes intellectually. But in the vast majority of cases, there is something deeply unfunny to me about jokes reliant on something that is either obviously untrue or which I firmly disagree with.

I've seen quite a few posts recently about how, in online fandom, mocking your faves or being amused at other people mocking your faves is an important part of fandom culture. But for me, jokes about my faves based on things they actually said or did, or qualities they clearly possess, can be very funny, while jokes that are based on misrepresentations—even obvious, it's-all-in-good-fun-and-we-all-know-the-truth misrepresentations—are tedious at best.

For an easy example: Anakin and Luke Skywalker are two of my main Star Wars faves. Jokes about sand or Anakin mass-murdering children in his good phase or Luke being far less concerned than Han over the revelation of who his twin is or "it's not faaaaair" can still be really funny to me when told right. Jokes about Anakin obviously mind-tricking Padmé or Luke being obviously an eternally optimistic loser twink are intensely annoying to me regardless of context or delivery, not because they're comparably objectionable or anything but because they're not true.

Functionally this does cut out a lot of humor—especially online humor—but it's not that I literally don't understand it. I get it. I just don't get it.