#that shit's iconic bro

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[peaches2217]

Good evening Tumblr. Today I present to you Official Mario Art That I Think Is Severely Underrated (feat. Luigi and Peach).

[opossumanon]

Shoutout to my man Dr. James Barry for being the coolest guy ever, sexy, transgender, doing lots of good things for the medical field, and having the patience to not spring out of his grave and beat the shit out of the bitchass wikipedia editor who wrote "He possibly could've done this [transitioning] to enter the medical field"

[fbfh]

Dave Lizewski needs a fat chick. Bro would be sooo lost in the sauce 🥴💖

OOOHHHH BABES lost in the sauce is an UNDERSTATEMENTTTTTTTTTT. he is SO heaven help me by lizzo coded in this. I saw a tiktok that was like "who likes crybaby tops who apologize mid thrust?? (I do)" and lemme tell you that is our boy DAVE but instead of apologizing he is thanking you.

as with ALL nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+ obvs

The first time Dave sees you?? HARD. hard as a goddamn rock every fucking time he sees you. one glance and he's hard for DAYS. he's kind of embarrassed because he thought he wouldn't be so horny by now. He's been doing his vigilante thing in secret for a couple years now, and somehow still has not managed to get any pussy ever. so when he saves you from some purse snatcher or some drunk guy outside of a bar, he's just staring while you thank him. you're worried for a minute, worried he's gonna laugh or make some creepy comment like guys tend to make, but no.

he's looking at you like he's seeing god herself. he's flushed but it's not from the fight. he's pitching a tent that could house a family of four on a weekend camping trip and he's looking at you with this dumb, lovestruck expression, opening and closing his pretty mouth without being able to choke out any words.

it's at that exact moment that you recognize him. kickass, the kickass is Dave, the nerdy guy with a huge obvious crush on you. Maybe you know him cause you've seen him around your college, maybe you're always stopping by his work or vise versa, maybe you've just bumped into each other a few times when you're getting coffee. regardless of how you know him, you know him. you'd know that look anywhere. you thank him with a kiss on the cheek, shamelessly pressing your soft curves against his body while you do, and this motherfucker moans in the middle of the street. He chokes and sputters and tries to cover it up and act all tough, but his voice cracks a little as he tells you to get home safe.

you find him the next day (as Dave of course) and use some flimsy porn sounding excuse to get him alone at your place, one thing leads to another and before you know it he's cumming his pants just from a little kissing and touching. he's so embarrassed and he cannot BELIEVE it when you tell him you think it's cute. you pull him back for more and the rest is history. to say Dave is obsessed with you is an understatement. he loves EEEEEVERYTHING about you. He loves the way you smell and taste and look and feel and sound and... everything. sometimes after a particularly long night of street justice he'll sneak into your place all needy and beat up and he's trying not to cry but he looks so pretty when he does. he goes straight to you. he needs your touch, needs to feel you and hear your voice. you barely have time to patch him up before he's dragging you to bed, cuddling and snuggling into you, burying his face in your tits and groping at you sleepily. you pet his hair and kiss his head and he looks up at you with this hazy, love drunk expression, like everything's okay when he's with you. you're just so perfect. everything about you is perfect, and he just can't resist you.

[horrorsequel]

some ep 1 screens

[transusopp]

you're trying to dull my sparkle. it won't work. i shine bright... :D

[nyssasatelier]

So i finally got my hands on translations of both the Odysee and Iliad!!!

And despite originally caring more about the story of the Odysee i decided to read the iliad first and I'm so incredibly glad i did!

About 20 pages in and two different women are separately kidnapped and taken hostage, Agamemnon and Achilles are at each others throats, the gods are getting involved, Zeus is threatening to beat up his wife and Apollo is spreading the plaque.

Meanwhile Odysseus is somehow on a peaceful road trip and has a sleep over with the boys after a fun karaoke night.

[yourlocalderp]

controversial opinion time </3

chat am i accepted :(

[bylertruther]

yk. the resistance ppl have to so much as considering the idea that mike might not jump to immediately and enthusiastically engaging in obvious n indisputably gay shit with will publicly is kinda funny in a puzzling way when season three and season four, where he does exactly that the entire way through, are literally right there for us all to watch on netflix.com. like. Okay ❤️

[fumiko-matsubara]

Warm-up portraits of Takebayashi 👓✨

The way I've been making countless of promises that I will draw this kid the past few years and never done it until today is just unforgivable 💀

If we're talking about hidden visuals then this is the guy lmao. The fact that there's so much emphasis in his actual looks, that even Irina had dedicated a whole section of her fashion check on just his face alone is taking me out.

Like wdym there's a whole bishie in the class and we wouldn't have known at all if Koro hadn't dressed him up one time during his arc 😭

[boxwinebaddie]

this selena cover is the cd song ever of all time jysk :*

[front-facing-pokemon]

[owcaunion]

Absolutely reeling over the fact that I used to think I was gonna bury the fact that I ship perryshmirtz to my grave back wheb i was 12 or sumn now i have. An entire blog. Dedicated to screaming about them. Truly the character development of all time

[tariah23]

I was on my way back home from work when I saw this shit and lost the ability to speak… wobbled and almost fell to the ground in the dark bro I’m so serious 😭😭😭- cried for weeks- (still heartbroken 💔. I hadn’t felt this way about an anime man in idk how long 😭….)

[missszena]

Am I the only one thats getting really tired of boring gorefest "horror movies" that keep getting made in recent years whenever a cartoon character enters the public domain???

Like they're already making Popeye into a serial killer and they did it with Winnie the Pooh TWICE with apparent plans on doing it again with Bambi

Like I get it

Its soooo edgy to see these beloved cartoon icons or storybook characters covered in blood and guts or whatever but that's been done countless times online already with like horror aus and shit (ffs the mlp fandom popped off last year with infection aus) which you can just look up for FREE without having to buy a movie ticket or pay for a streaming service

Like I love a good gorefest as much as the next horror fan (I lose my shit over the Dead Space series every time) but it's kinda like getting chocolate cake over and over again, eventually you're gonna get sick of chocolate cake and want to at LEAST put sprinkles on it

But on the other hand Tintin becoming a slasher villain would be funny as fuck so I'd let that one pass if it ever happens

[the-acid-pear]

The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.

I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.

OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.

But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.