#that seems illegal

[buttrflyisland]

its been almost 5 years since mudstone abyss came out which is the last time our boy kevin has been in the podcast. this is an injustice

[gayrui]

Hmmmm I don’t think Twitter is allowed to not mark ads as ads

[gunpowdercarousel]

I think it's funny that in school teachers were like "don't trust wikipedia because anyone can just go on there and write whatever they want" and now Google is literally having a crusty pile of algorithms wordvomit out whatever random bits of information it hears like some misshapen abomination in the basement trying to mimic human speech and that's just ALLOWED.

[luwha]

One day you're working on videos on autoplay and another you watch a 50 minutes videos of how a user faked a democracy for discord political roleplay for 3 years and it's impact on the citizens and neighboring nations

Also the author of a book (related, don't ask) got a cease and desist from the united Nations and proceeded to change the name of it on april's fools

[catboy-teeth]

here's my worst idea ever

[marzipanandminutiae]

If abortion becomes illegal nationwide in the US, it won’t look like The Handmaid’s Tale

It will look the same. With things changing under the surface

Because that has already happened once

Before the revolution, abortion up to “the quickening” (when the fetus begins to move in the womb, usually 18-21 weeks. A point before which most abortions take place nowadays) was broadly socially accepted in Britain and its colonies. There were no laws against abortion at any point in pregnancy, however. That didn’t start until the early 19th century, with Connecticut being the first state to outlaw abortion in 1821…but only abortion AFTER the quickening. New York was the first state to criminalize all abortions in 1829, with pre-quickening procedures as a misdemeanor and post-quickening as a felony

Many of those women could read and write; all of the free ones were allowed to. Some of them could speak multiple languages. Some of them had extensive knowledge of art, history, culture, mathematics, and political science. Some owned property or businesses. Most of them had family, friends, even husbands, who loved them and respected them. They had interests. They had ways of expressing themselves, through their clothing or hobbies or any other available means. And yet, they lost their bodily autonomy

The Handmaid’s Tale doesn’t scare me because rolling back women’s rights doesn’t have to look like a sci-fi dystopia. if we go by history, it looks more like a Regency romance

[brsb4hls]

Ok, but if you wanna circle that Siken quote around, maybe post the whole thing?

The second part is the important one.

Also, for those who still can't seperate fiction from reality and are obvi already pestering him, because he dared to name that ship:

[itwoodbeprefect]

going into manner of death you may think this is a show about an adult man with an adult job (performing autopsies on his childhood friends), but the further you get, the more clear it becomes that this is actually a show about an adult man with way too many adult jobs (he also treats patients in the ER, gets called in for emergency surgery, and juggles several potentially connected murder investigations as an unpaid side gig). no wonder literally every single person around him keeps randomly handing him food, even though we know he's a good cook. with only twenty-four hours in a day, it's a miracle he even finds the time to be weird and domestic with his prime murder suspect and their pet cactus

[jovialoddity]

I LOVE YOUR HUMAN MR. PUZZLES DESIGN, IT'S JUST WOAH, THIS IS HOW I IMAGINE HIM AS A HUMAN!$?#!$

Can I have an autograph from him? pleaaaaase 🥺

THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!! I’m so glad people have seen my vision with my human Puzzles, I’m so glad you guys have liked him so much! He would be more than happy to give you an autograph 🫶

[ilophilia]

Jinx is the type of person to work at a theme park and pretend the ride is broken on the speakers before launching a bunch of people into the air.

[angelpuns]

Leo going through the horrors but the horrors are just that he had a shitt day and no one bothered to save him any cookies :/

[stealingpotatoes]

Any thoughts on playing Star Wars Outlaws?

The half hour or so I've played so far seems pretty solid, FWIW.

kay seems v cool (i mean i heard she has parental issues thats the best kind of character) and yk, good for anyone who genuinely likes sw:outlaws but everything ive seen of it looks Genuinely Dogwater so I don't think i'll be playing it like ever lmao sorry

[tsarjozinzbazin]

I love your edit and I love Graham and we need to talk about him more because I swear to god Goodsir had a one sided crush on him the whole time he was on that sledge party with him and Graham was like a beautifully oblivious himbo

a day doesn't go by when I don't think about @strogoff-era 's edit of Gore

[chronicowboy]

genuinely would be so funny if bobby just gets everyone involved in the wendell investigation. he's just like "may's befriended an employee and ex-patient of the rehab centre, athena got their contracts, hen, i need you to apply for the chauffeur job that just opened up-" "what happened to the last chauffeur?" "unimportant. chimney, you'll be applying for a secretary position at the facility-" "where between these two jobs do i get to see my child?" "buck, eddie, you're going to pretend to be a wealthy couple at the casino they frequent" "sorry what now?" "ive already picked out your outfits, eddie i found you a fake gold rolex, buck you're not to play poker under any circumstances, just sit next to eddie and look pretty" "i think i can do that"

[kriminalistic]

mystery solved

I spent ALL DAY getting mad abt pharmas dumbass guns when it was so simple all along..

I’m still mad abt it tho bc?? the arms connected to his guns would have to be so long for them to be moving around like they are in the two(?) whole panels they are in. It makes no sense

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 43

DcxDP crossover, yet again de-aged Danny & Dani, who would have thought?

Only this time, they’re being taken care of by teen/young adult Dan who is this close to snapping again but just finished community work and probation. Now they can’t stay in Amity, it’s not safe, like at all, or even in Illinois. 

So Dan takes the ‘twins’ and bolts from the city to somewhere else. Finds a simple job, even if it might not be fully legal, manages to secure an apartment and pay the rent for a few months ahead of time using some stolen money from Vlad. And is now in the middle of slightly freaking out on if this makes him a parent or not. 

However, he still destroyed the world in the future, and this is a crossover. Time travelling exists, and several heroes come back in time to stop the thing from happening. They aren’t expecting a teen dad and a pair of literal infants all covered in medical scars- and oh god is that a collar on the barely adult?! Misunderstandings ensue.