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"men can't get pregnant blah blah" put me in a room with checo pérez 🙂↔️☝🏼
If you put me in the room with Checo, i'm turning him into a single father.
#mpreg anon#anon?#we are not leaving until i've had my fill of that man#we're fucking until he loses his voice#that room is going to be loud as fuck#we are getting so many noise complaints that the police get called three (3) separate times#first is oral#then he's fucking me#in multiple positions until we lose count and start creating our own#then i'm fucking him like he's my omega#and that room is going to be a rainforest when we're done#new ecosystems in the room#like we're creating multiple kinds of life#i'll be the deadbeat dad in this case that he cant get over#i'm not paying child support#then i'm giving him one more kid so the first one doesn't get lonely#checo fucker hours
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iceman + his concern for maverick post-hop 31
#icemav#top gun edit#ice is a FASCINATING one to watch post-hop 31 imo because while yes‚ obviously‚ the focus is on maverick and his grief and devastation#ice is there the whole time in the background‚ watching. and he's visibly disturbed by what he's seeing. because yeah -#he and mav had a rivalry going and yeah he called maverick dangerous and reckless to his face and he stands by that - he does.#but the problem is that this time - this one fluke freak accident of a time - it wasn't maverick's fault at all.#an unrecoverable flat spin brought on by a compressor stall from ice's jetwash isn't something that maverick could've outflown#by sticking to textbook maneuvers. it was just shit luck and shitty circumstances aligning to create a tragic mishap.#but now - now ice can see the way maverick is unraveling in the aftermath#and i'd bet that on some level it terrifies him to see that.#he's used to seeing maverick with all that brash cocky confidence with the moves to back it up.#he's maybe even had a bit of fun jockeying against that. not that he'd admit that out loud. (yet)#but maverick's spiraling now - a hollowed out shell of his former self - leaking grief and self-doubt and despair everywhere he goes#and it actually hurts to look at for ice‚ seeing maverick like this. seeing how much maverick really REALLY fucking cared under that facade#and wondering if maverick is finally taking the stuff ice said to him to heart‚ but applying it all wrong.#so he watches maverick and eventually that concern builds to a point where he tries to offer an olive branch in the locker room#you can SEE how carefully he gathers himself - how much he's holding back - he doesn't want to say the wrong thing to maverick NOW#he doesn't want to make this worse than it already is. so it comes out stilted. it's earnest - but restrained. he can't find his footing.#he doesn't know where he and maverick stand now but he's sorry - that goose is gone‚ that maverick's going through this‚#that he doesn't know how to help or what to say‚ and - crucially - for his own part in this.#but he wants mav to stick around and push through this. even though he's dangerous. even though he's reckless. ice wants him to beat this.#so when maverick shows up to graduation‚ ice is encouraged. and he's a little warmer. maverick really might pull through.#but then‚ all too soon‚ it's ice's life on the line in maverick's hands. and it scares the shit out of him because maverick's not ready#and now ice - and slider - are going to have to pay the price for that.#and then‚ against all odds‚ maverick pushes through. he comes back for them. he comes back for ice.#and after that...well.#after that‚ ice does know what to say: a vow.#my amvs#linds original
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Collage/University AU Jarthur where they are roommates and absolutely hate each other for the first few weeks before they bond over something completely nonsensical
#john snores#SO FUCKING LOUD#and arthurs a light sleeper#so he barely sleeps#he wasnt getting enough sleep as is#he unfortunately#cant crash in parkers room#bc hes in another building and doesnt trust john to not go thru his stuff if he isnt there#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent podcast#uvula posting#jarthur#john doe x arthur lester#private eyes#privateeyes#college au#university au#malevolent college au#malevolent john#john malevolent#malevolent john doe#arthur lester malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur#john doe malevolent
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aomine is the kind of guy to only ever accidentally look scary in the way that he dresses. he's a puffer jackets, big fluffy hood, sometimes monochrome white outfit kinda guy. he has a few leather jackets, and he likes wearing them with black because he thinks it looks cool, but he isn't dressing to look badass or scary or anything. he thinks about his fashion choices more than he'd ever admit to (because he doesn't want people thinking he and kise are at all alike)(because he's stupid btw)(and mostly to be annoying to kise).
#aomine daiki#aomine#knb#kuroko no basket#kurobas#hcs#not hcs this is canon why bc everything i say about daiki is CANON. get adored idiot#aomine dresses to look hot which is different to dressing to look tough#satsuki can get FUCKED he's never calling her to outfit plan bc she turns him into a ken doll and then messes up his room picking outfits#for him.#however. ryou is a safe bet. whenever daiki is wearing anything pastel assume that sakurai has had something to do with it#aomine is really going for the vibe of kise being loud about fashion versus himself who is just effortlessly good looking#kise usually looks so cool.... makes aomine want to pick on him so bad.....#this isnt aokise but i dont care if you want to make it into that JHDJSHSJHD
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So, my mom was telling me how much free time I have, and I was like, "I have no freetime wth do you mean?????" And I just wanna see if this is like. A normal way to think of things?
Things I need to do:
Finish reading icebound land
Make a whole lotta art that I promised people
Research study abroad programs
At least one Dutch lesson a day
Keep my room clean
Talk to my friends so they know I love them (and so I don't go insane)
My math homework
Keep myself clean (showers, finally brushing my teeth after months, etc etc) so I don't go insane
Eat at 7pm
Various things I enjoy as to not go insane
All from 6pm to 9 pm, every day, after being at school from 8 am to 3:30 pm and then The Public (teen center) from 3:30 to 5:30, and I need to be in bed by 9:30 and asleep by 10:00
So, basically, I'm "on the clock" from 7 am (When I start getting ready for school) until 9 pm, with no breaks
But yeah no I totally have free time. Yeaup
#“but you never actually do that stuff! you just sit and scroll!”#yeah cause if I'm not doing what I need to I'm not Allowed to do anything else#but I'm just. too tired. to do what I need yo#I hate high school#rambles#adhd#executive dysfunction#<- I've heard that this kinda mental math can be a symptom of those things? idk#im so tired#burnout#adhd burnout#(????? I think????)#high school#I'm just so tired of all of this#the sun is going down way too early and I barely speak at all at school and I never finish work early anymore and the teen center is loud#and I still want to be active in the fandom but I don't have time to make posts anymore#and I don't have any in person friends anymore and I don't know when the last time I got a hug was#and I'm just. so. tired. my room is clean and I have good grades and I talk to my friends everyday and I shower routinely#why the hell am I so stressed#I do everything I'm supposed to do#I just want to go somewhere else man#The Netherlands hopefully#I wanna actually DO something#go on a trip for band#not just finish the work put in front of me day after day after day after day#I wasn't built for this shit#I'm so fucking tired
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(alan wake-gravity falls crossover) man i love that character. you know, the deeply paranoid author who made a pact with a dark entity that ultimately ended with him stranded in another dimension separated from his loved ones for years at a time? takes place in the pacific northwest? has twin imagery associated with him and a reoccurring specific piece of symbology related to the unfortunate situation they're in? doesn't ever explain the reasoning behind his actions and instead just kinda goes "bro trust me"? yeah he also wears an outer layer of clothing with elbow pads on it, that one.
#my art#stanford pines#alan wake (the man)#ford pines#gravity falls#alan wake#remedyverse#SAtT au#i am. normal about the crossovers i make up.#what do you mean the esoteric weird horror game about stories and the disney cartoon about family dont have a shared audience. sounds fake.#anyways the comic on the right is in honor of a joke i had to scrap in my fic wip due to a perspective switch.#rip that joke i thought you were pretty funny. i like the idea of alan critiquing his own manuscript pages upon the events happening.#oh i should probably do a warning since theres that crunchy image of the aw2 alan death screen huh. uh#blood#aw2 alan death screen my beloved. literally made me go ''oh god'' out loud in shock and horror when i first saw it#anyways did you know theres an au to this objectively already an au crossover. i call it ''bill cipher gets sent to the shadow realm''#bill doesn't show up a lot in this au he gets one scene where he taunts ford abt alan being a danger#with the implication that the dark place/presence genuinely freaks him out. but in this self indulgence of a self indulgence#alan essentially manages to trick bill into swapping places with him and bill ends up trapped in the writers room/the dark place.#lmao get yötön yö'd idiot. YOU are aleksi kesä now.#also i like the idea of zane and bill meeting as well as door and bill meeting. i think they might scare bill a little bit.#just like how zane scares me <3 what a cool character what the fuck is his deal#also you may be wondering why alans in his aw2 look and not aw or awan look despite the fact that lines up closer#to when gravity falls happens-ish. well the answer to that is 1: the crossover uses a lot of the elements from aw2#and 2: i like alans long hair and suit and beard. i like the pathetic sopping look when his hair is in his face
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Do you ever read a liability waiver you've been asked to sign for some largely innocuous, non-strenuous entertainment activity, and just feel like FUCK I do not want to sign this just to live in the fucking world.
Like HEY maybe businesses SHOULD take responsibility if I slip and fall on their premises because they didn't fix those stairs. Maybe businesses SHOULD take responsibility if they "temporarily damage my hearing"* by playing their sound too loud. Maybe businesses SHOULD take responsibility if I'm injured handling something "sharp" that they provided to me that is not necessary for me to enjoy the actual functions of their business.
The fact that these are electronic click-wrap agreements that I cannot edit by hand is also frustrating as fuck. NO, I do not want to read and e-sign this waiver on my FUCKING phone that releases the business of all liability if their negligence harms me in severely longterm debilitating ways.
If I'm doing something risky in which there is an inherent amount of potential for harm (whitewater rafting, horseback riding, bungee jumping, etc.) then fucking SURE. Give me your fucking waiver and I will sign it. I am signing up for the normal amount of risk of doing whatever THING.
But if I am just going to BE in your business with other people and I am severely injured by something unnecessarily dangerous that YOU presented me with, then YOU should fucking be responsible for that.
#*listen if your music/sound is so loud that i become temporarily deaf you fucked up hard and should pay me something#i mean wtf does “temporarily damage your hearing” even mean!?#i am going to be interacting with things that are “sharp”?#WHY am i doing that!?#this is about escape rooms obviously#if i fucking die in a fucking escape room i am going to be so pissed
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What the fuck is wrong with it. Should I throw rocks at it
#kallamar and one of my disciples a work thing fell in love so i made them fuck. WHAT IS THISSSSSS#i thought it was going to be a worm. baby that made me say 'what the hell' out loud alone in my room#*worm thing#think its name is thormerty#anyway named this thing jelly
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guess who just watched s7e11 and is not ok that is me me is who
that scene when buffy saves spike is so powerful and so touching, i think this is def in like top 5 most emotional spuffy moments in the whole show</3333333 buffy's gaze at what they've done to him, spike's slow look of realization, the smile of relief (the look of love too and buffy staring right back at him with all the care in the world (and love but...) the touch of confirmation, the arms around the neck/arms around the back walk out </33333
... s7 them are not letting my heart rest one second and even though i strongly have questioned the writers, whoever made sure s7 them happened thank you
#the stages of shipping with these 2#has truly been a journey#from slow and unserious to pause to build up again but faster and serious now and so much aching and then the musical and screaming#and then angst and spicy and pining for more and dreaming up scenarios that either came true (and some didn't</3) and heartache so much hea#heartache to the writers saying fuck you after that sweet wedding moment and going in a whole other direction when literally any other angs#would have been better to ''break them up'' (esp if they were once again going to build them up again) (if only one could have been a spy i#that writer's room cause wtf i never know what the writers wanted with them)#AND THEN SEASON 7 AND THE BUILD UP IS SLOW YET FAST AT THE SAME TIME BUT SO LOUD SO LOUD AND SWEET#AND SOFT AND so much care and a bigger and stronger new trust and#the chemisty between james and sarah is award winning and more#they are so good#mine#buffy#i have so much to say but feel like i don't even have enough words to describe how they have made me feel#spuffy
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oh freckle, freckle⠁.. what makes you so s p e c i a l?
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH#IM SORRY THIS SONG DOES SO MANY BAD THINGS TO ME#other than the metal style cover / weezers sweet dreams r made of these / poppunk dancing queen this is THERMBADBIHTHEMESONG#THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS IS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SONG BITCH#like OH FRECKLE FRECKLE WHAT MAKES U SO SPECIAL#HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO#MY HEARTS IN HEAVEN MY SOLES ARE HEEEEEELLLLL LETS ME IN THE PURAGATORY OF MY HIPPPPPPPPPPPPPS#AND GET WELL ;)))))))#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYYYYYYYHHHH BITCH#I KNOW THIS WAS A SPICY GREENHOUSE MAKEOUT SONG I AM SCREAMING VERY LOUD IN MY HEAD RN#*jerseykyle vc* i'm gonna ( leave you ) I'm Gonna TEACH you#HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL NOOOOOO#IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS GOING *NEW PERSPECTIVE VC* DOOOOOOOOWN DOWN DOooOOWWN#ALSO WAITER ARTIST MODEL SINGER IS LITERALLY CDS WHOLE EXPERIENCE TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THE BUSINESS#SPECIFICALLY RAVENSTAN GOING FROM WAITERING AT CHEFS RESTURANT TO COCKTAIL WAITERING AT RUFFIANS#MAKING MUSIC ON THE SIDE AND BASICALLY BEING A SOLD OUT TO THAT WHOLE CLUB AND BEING PUNK ROCK#~SUPERMODELITBOY~ AND ET TENS WHOLE BRAND AND HIS LIL PLAYTHING AND BEING A SINGER BUT...GOD...WAS IT WORTH IT????? WAS. IT. WORTH. IT.#DONT TALK TO ME HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC MAKES ME MISERABLE HE JUST WANTED TO SING#AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! YOURE RAVEN YOURE NO ONES DAUGHTER MIDNIGHT SUN BUT YOUR WINGS ARE STILL CLIPPED; YOU CANT FLY#YOU SING BUT IT FALLS ON DEAF EARS! COVER BOY ON THE PAGE! A PACIFIST AND ALL THE RAGE!! ALL THE WORLDS A STAGE#BUT GOLD OR NOT; AT THE END OF THE DAY ITS JUST A CAGE PRETTY BIRD - AND YOU BUILT IT YOURSELF BABY!!! YOU! BUILT! IT! YOURSELF! BARS BItcH#thats my son My Son mY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON it also has such a sexcC nitelub jerseykyle back beat hEEEEELLLO#i could talk about this for such a long time i LOVE this song#*jk having going crazy but divine intervention on his bathroom floor after a bad stan episode and ed episode head on toliet vc*#MAMA? IF WE DONT TAKE THE MEDICATION...WE WONT SLEEP FOR DAYS? MAMA...IF WE PRAY TO THE LORD#DOES HE SING ON STAGE?????? oOOOOOOOOOOUGH IM SICK AND I KNOW HES SEEING STARS AND SMILES AND PRETTY EYES AND UGLY LAUGHES#AND A BOY HE HASNT SEEN IN YEARS BUT HE SEES EVERYDAY OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH IM SICK#I WANT TO BE GOLDEN IN YOUR MEMORY!!!!!!!! SIIIIIIIICK!!! SICK AND FUCKING TWISTED!!!!! SHUT UP AAAAAaAAAAaA#IM IN HELL jk swirling his drink trying to look uninterested *after party fb vc* watching rstan work the room like#oh freckle freckle what makes You so special? and then raven waves and winks at him and trips bc hes an idiot and jk is like AAAAAA SIIIIIC
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Last night my partner figured out that my back is extremely sensitive (especially when I'm already horny) and so they kept tracing their nails up and down my back while I was fighting for my life to stay quiet and not start whimpering
#at one point they were basically on top of me and and had their arm wrapped around my throat and were whispering in my ear#calling me a good girl and telling me how much they loved feeling me shake and hearing me gasp#which was payback for me calling them my good boy when they were fucking me earlier#we had to go slow since the bed was loud and my parents were in the room next door#and so i was having fun teasing them and telling them how much i loved seeing them so frustrated and desperate to fuck me#it was a *wonderful* night#my post#nsft text#mildly nsft#queer nsft
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I swear I’m not a mean mom, my kid really and truly asked me for a multiplication math workbook for Christmas because he’s bored doing adding and subtracting with his class. I got him cool gifts, too, I swear.
#like he already knows his 12 times so I don’t really know how much he’ll get from this#but I wasn’t ready to by my first grader a fucking algebra workbook#although he DID solve for x the other day#his dad and I just 😳#like bro….you’re the youngest kid in your grade…..#why you doing math that the oldest kids in your SCHOOL aren’t even doing???#I love him so much#you wanna learn math baby? here’s your handmade 12x table for your room. here’s a math workbook. let’s recite equations in the car together#he’s going to surpass my math knowledge by the time he’s 9#and not because I’m stupid or bad at math but just because he’s got this insane mind for numbers#sometimes he’ll work through problems out loud and it is fucking FASCINATING listening to his thought process#kids are so cool#asks them to talk their way through something#it’s a fascinating insight into how they see the world and will tell you so much about them#personal#bilbobawks#parenting#kids#math
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I don't have enough for rent right now and I don't know what to do about it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
#micro log#micro.txt#i know i have an amount I can venmo request someone for cause I covered their purchase.#I'd just have to go over the receipt#but no spoons#and no idea if it'll be enough#fucking hell#i wish so much for things to be different#i am so exhausted by poverty#gods if i could just not worry about bills for like 1yr things could be so much different for me#i need to get foodstamps#i can just simply no longer afford to eat#UGH but applying as a independent worker you have to fill out this arcane fucking form!!!!#and there's no help unless you go to an office miles away and wait in a loud room with a long line for hours#and gods how would I even get there?????#ahhhhhhhhh#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#life is so hard!!!!!#not to mention the fucking appt i missed the othet day!#I'm overdue for my hormone dr#whatever thr fuck they're called#endo?#ahhhh whatever#fuck everything#and i still work so much for what 😖
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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FUCK THE COVEN FUCK THE THEATREGOERS FUCK SANTIAGO FUCK LESTAT FUCK ARMAND FUCK FRANCE FUCK PARIS FUCK EUROPE FUCK MY BABY LOVES WINDOWS FUCK RACISM FUCK HOMOPHOBIA FUCK ALL THE MEN IN THIS SHOW
#when louis burns it all down next week I WILL CHEER SO LOUD MY NEIGHBORS GONNA FILE A NOISE COMPLAINT. FUCK THESE VAMPIRES!!!!#louis and claudia being subjected to racism and homophobia by the crowd yeahhh lock the doors everyone in that room gotta go#this episode having the least amount of ads inbetween they knew this shit was serious.#the fact that this show is going to be shut out of the emmy’s again pisses me off more than this episode did acting 10s writing 10s#everyone 10s.#only good thing that happened was. madeline choosing claudia LIKE FOR ONCE SOMEONE CHOSE HER#lestat being under mind control was crazy like do u know how evil u have to be to make lestat look somewhat normal/repenting#waiting for this episode was actual hell i got spoiled twice#anyway best episode i’ve ever seen in my life gonna think about kms it’s that good#my text#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers
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( how come every time I'm trying to do homework, that's the exact moment my family members decide they should keep trying to engage me in conversation?? )
#[chaos mode]&ooc#like the entire time i was just fucking around#no body is around#the second i actually start to work?#suddenly at least one family member is in the living room wanting to chat#or watch loud tv#and now i will feel rude if i get up and go to my bedroom#even tho it's the only way i'll get peace and quiet now
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