#that piece of you that Needs bread
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Music, because talking about your feelings is fine but sometimes you need an override on self talk
#Lucifer reaching out to touch his Roland S-50 Sampler#my slingshot three musketeers style will work wonders for you wonder woman#you better gave a Linda Carter style costume#her: I got these underoos ones me: yeah you're so right#that's great what's under those? oh yeah I like your Very much#you: kisses mine#I am happy enough the corn in Yours is what allowd me an examination in processing#what you think I am gonna be looking at some randoms? no#old jokes about going to the bathroom in front of each other kills the passion#sorry it wasn't like in jane where we were a community urinal together#well I breathed in amniotic fluid as well as you....I mean we didn't die obviously#RaZing a Hand in Class#an addendum to notes stored elsewhere#Even though I know how much you want it I am underestimating your Need and that's fine I need a smile#Asus: lets not fuck around here my students#the fresh smoker outside still afraid of it#I chuckle at the amount of small moves that took#me: it is a soso substitute for training the machine learning system#the little demon we collectively share must have been insane when I was in the ditch#that piece of you that Needs bread#and yet women are strong like that#in many ways not measured by muscle women are much better than men#it is part of the design#when they misinterpreted their documents summoning demons and realize it was Jehovah the whole time#I came from a line of 11's#I spill into 11's#wow youreythe best 3 ever baby#you say words warp the reality so I guess me saying perfect 10 out loud you must have been offended terribly#if I was in essence talking to JoJo's twisted one that makes it even funnier...when you're the 4th wheel of a tricycle#and no that connection was like me ham radioimg across the sea so she would stop being so weird around me
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I’m bored so question for the community. What are some of y’all’s Mishanks/goth fam Modern AU headcannons?
#hell throw in cross guild if you want bring all the chaos#very obsessed with Modern AU/slice of lifes lately#you can send an ask or respond to this if you want#I think it’s a symptom of my vouyeristic need to see how other people are living their lives#but yeah let me have them#I will say that the seven warlords making up like a government company of some sort is my bread and ducking butter because the sheer hilarit#if forcing Doffy Boa Mihawk and Crocodile to work together everyday is so….i love it#one piece#queues for the community#love getting questions#mishanks#asks encouraged#shanks#one piece modern au#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#akataka#red haired shanks#goth family#goth fam#perona one piece#Perona#roronoa zoro
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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment
#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY#DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE#Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP#‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT#‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro#Black Leg Sanji#Monkey D. Luffy#One Piece Live Action#OPLA#One Piece#All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain#They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did#Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy#made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation#But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu#Ani Rambles#Luzo
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You know what? I really wanna eat a sandwich with Vessel. We don't even have to talk or anything like.
I just want to sit at a table across him, get a few Capri Suns, a bag of crisps torn open between us, a nice sandwich each, and just eat in silence.
🧃😐🥪 🍟 🧃😐🥪 <- like this
#i want it to be almost uncomfortable but never reaching that point#i want us both to just munch on bread like 😐🥪 😐🥪#and we're both sharing the same crisps. and maybe we reach out for the same potato but there's an awkward “you go” pause#our fingers barely touch. it's not romantic or anything it's just 😐😬#and maybe I'll accidentally choke on a piece of chicken and he pauses. half-eaten sandwich in hand. completely silent#watching me cough and waiting to see if i need help or not. but then i sip on my capri sun and i'm 😐👍 and he's 😐👍#and we both continue to eat in silence#he's fully masked of course#maybe he'll occasionally cough very lightly to clear his throat. or do a ���mhm” sound to indicate the food is good#and that's it. that's all i want#is that too much to ask? i don't think so#(listen i love sandwiches okay? they're one of my favourite things in the whole world i could live off sandwiches if i could)#sleep token
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Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie
#whenever i go over to my friend Ciaran's house its always so nice and comfy#hes such a good cook and his partner is my other friend alex who is also a great cook!#like 2 years ago i spent new years eve with them and i ate the best fucking potatoes ive ever had#and walked back home drunk under the snow at midnight it was very nice#anyways everyone brought some kind of bread last night lol#host made buns#roy made focaccia and i brought maple and pecan bread because i forgor my friend is deadly allergic to nuts#so we didnt eat that lol#one of the host roomate ate with us and they won a bet on how long it would take us to bring up One Piece 😭#one hour btw#anyways enjoy the evening through my ramblings 👍 sometimes you need to eat a full meal with only trans people around the table#oh and also the cats there were very good#theres Pascal the orange cat#hes a slick little guy#and Misha a very fluffy calico#very sweet little girl
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also I'm gonna be honest whenever i think about the fact that curufin was married to someone i just ??????? lies!!!! misinformation!!!! slander!!!!
#its not even about the existence of the wife itself#it's more about the fact that i cannot see him dedicating himself to something that isn't somehow related to feanor#feanor probably just mentioned the possibility of a grandchild one day and how happy it would make him#and curufin went 'hm ... who would you recommend to me as a wife'#and then just married feanor's first pick#his wife . probably: we do not need to hurry so my dear we have enough time#curufin . with the enthusiasm of a soggy piece of bread: we do not. my father wishes for a grandchild now so he shall have it /now/#also curufin . when presented with their own home: where will my father sleep?#his wife: ... at his own home?#curufin: hm . i don't like that#feanor . in the middle of the night: maybe we could visit him#nerdanel . halfway to divorce: he has been gone for six . hours . maximum#feanor: this is horrendous#aroace curufin my beloved
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Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
#bright lights big city#michael j fox#jamie conway#because after a busy night of realizing your best friend's a dirtbag & panic attacks in the bathroom & coming to grips with your grief#you just need a warm piece of bread to set you on the path to putting your life back together
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I think that part of what like. kills me about the whole media literacy and critical thinking aspect of enjoying media these days is that people refuse to like. contextualize that
A. Bad media can still hold significant meaning to people
B. Media made for a demographic you aren’t apart of is not inherently bad media
C. Media made for and consumed by the opposite demographic is not inherently shallow or flawed nor is it above criticism for its media tropes either.
#unimportant thoughts#i dont feel like dropping specifics in post but like. people online drive me legitimately insane#good example is Ready Player One. its an okay book but people LOVE to hate on it for being a shallow nostalgia grab for old male demographic#and like. yeah. but also comsider that it Was written earnestly by a man in that demographic? and that people enjoyed it???#and maybe im soft hearted but my Dad was a nerd in the 80’s so both of us reading that book and comparing our experiences with it and#learning about his childhood from him. it was awesome yk??? was the book groudbreaking or particularly moving? no#are there a lot of fair criticisms you can make about the book regarding its poorly written female characters and painfully male tone#throughout? absolutely. its not the most vile piece of media its barely mediocre and its not the best thing since sliced bread either#and it kills me because instead of being able to have conversations like thay#people just attack and attack and attack and ATTACK#I don’t know i think the rise of this booktook wattpad level romance smut is another big part of this#are those books incredible? no. definitely not. are they decent? yeah theyre fine enough#are their characters shallow; do they follow tropes; are the characters clearly romanticized objects for us to googoo eye over? yeah#so fucking what??? they arent winning pulitzer prizes theyre just popular online and easily accesible#people love consumbable media thats not an inherently bad thing#and i think its hypocritical for people to defend one and attack the other or even to attack both#media doesnt exist to be appropriately Deep and Meaningful before people are allowed to consume and enjoy it#like. i think theres a LOT of levels of undestanding compassion and respect that people need to reach before these conversations are worth#anything. because right now it really feels like girls and boys arguing back and forth on the playground over whos show is better#anyways. i could go on but i wont.#bottom line i suggest you take a deep look at how ‘realistic’ and ‘meaningful’ the media you enjoy actually fucking is before you start#critizing other media for being too shallow or unrealistic depictions of something#hate to break it to you guys but 90% of fictional characters are fictional and dont act like people irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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offered roomie the $5 left on my cashapp to help her eat (not enough to get us both something) bc the person who works gets the best food. i guess.
#dinner is gonna be two slices of bread 3 pieces of turkey one slice of cheese and some mustard#because who needs actual food when you dont work and pay bills thru begging for scraps online
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ibuprofen how could you
#betrayal#woke up in severe stomach pain#like seriously considering going to the hospital bad#holy hell that SUCKED#god bless tums#and the chronically ill genes that allow me to be fine after it passes#anyway#EAT SOMETHING WHEN YOURE TAKING NSAIDS#DONT BE AN IDIOT#A PIECE OF BREAD IS ALL YOU NEED#JUST DONT TAKE IT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH
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Less-Abstract Art
On this trip I've seen a lot of words on the walls and distorted baby faces in all the fine art paintings my son walks past or stands in front of in about a dozen museums. The words on the walls are painted on city street overpasses too. It's not anyone's job to remove graffiti here that I can tell, and I'm glad they leave it. I like reading the writing on the walls, whatever walls it's on.
In Scotland I saw a couple at the bus stop 7 floors below our hotel room window holding each other close. He touched her face. They kissed. I've written scenes like that a hundred times. I smiled at them but they couldn't see me up above. 'Just like a movie,' I thought. 'I'd write a scene just like that.'
I've seen couples holding hands everywhere we go and I find myself envying them with a similar intensity as I did when I was a lonely asexual teenage romantic who wondered why no one wanted to hold my hand through an art museum or riding a bus or waiting in line to buy tickets for something. (Knowledge I wish I had then: it was because I didn't want to fuck them-in order to get hand holding you have to give penetrative sex, or at least the future prospect of it, at least a blow job or something-something-SOMETHING Jennifer. Christ you think holding hands is free?) Now I'm married to a man I fuck and give blow jobs to very regularly but I still don't get the hand holding or the bus stop snuggling sweetness when we travel. He's too occupied leading--Hit the tube station at this time to make the tour slot I booked; I'll walk in front because I'm tall and you can see me and no one will get lost.
There are 3 of us, which means one of us is always alone when seats are paired off. It's usually me. I usually make sure it's me. Just like I eat the heels of the bread; I use the pieces of everything no one else wants. He doesn't feel well, and we didn't pack 250 ibuprofen to not look like criminals in international airports, but that means I'm not taking any for my own aching back and legs so he can take the ones we have for his pain. 'We can always buy more,' he says, and without making any sort of uncomfortable sighs or faces or body language, bought himself and our son kind of pricey souvenirs, but I still feel guilty asking for an 8 pack of over the counter nsaids.
I'm taking care to not do anything that will make me seem like an Ugly American. I don't want to embarrass them. I don't want to need or want anything. I don't want to need the affection or want to go back out now for a sweet after dinner. I don't need the sweet. I shouldn't want it. I shouldn't want to buy different soap when there is some included at the hotel. I shouldn't be a baby and wish I had some Coke in this land of tea and coffee I don't like. I'm trying to stay quiet and small. Take up less space, eat less, want less, kind of be less. Less.
We went to see modern art today. My son's favorite to view. Most of it is abstract-minimalist. I like it too. I like Mark Rothko a lot. I like how he can make some seemingly simple painted squares of color make you feel something big and maybe scary when you look at them (there weren't any Rothkos here today). 'I could make that,' he says sometimes when we stand behind our son admiring the abstract in some world class museum over the past 3 years. 'But you didn't,' I said today, when he said it again.
I feel like abstract art.
I wish I was as simple as I look.
I wish I truly wanted and needed less, was happy with less, like people seem to assume from me. I wish I didn't have to argue that just because I look like less effort doesn't mean I am.
#self indulgent rambling#travel fatigue#I still wanna go home#I'll be smiling in every picture everyone sees though#I'll make my sandwiches with the heels of the bread; you guys have the good pieces#I don't need my hand held; to be held; I'll be fine by myself with the music piped into my head
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typically, the feeding process for gyryth is extremely painful for their quarry. the only instance in which it does not hurt - or does not hurt as much - is one where the gyryth is feeding meticulously, deliberately only taking a portion rather than goring the magic from a willing individual. additionally, the harder one clings to and fights to keep their magic and blood, the more unpleasant the overall feeding is going to be.
#* HEADCANON.#* WORLDBUILDING.#gestures at the thread with g / rysir feeding off of regulus#anyway. in 99% of cases it is Agonizing to be fed off of. because the gyryth is basically ripping you apart from#the inside out. they're tearing off bits and pieces of you like you're a loaf of bread at the final supper#and eating away without care and drinking the wine until there's nothing left#but in situations where their prey is *willing* and they are *only* taking a certain amount#there's less strain on the body and soul; and while there might be some instinctual fight at first#there's no real need for them to claw from you what they want. you're Offering the pieces yourself. and they're politely nibbling#anyway. let rysir bite you
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my brother did such a bad job grocery shopping and he drank my leftover chocolate milk i was keeping for today i feel a murderous rage coming on
#it had sugar in it and he's diabetic like?? i thought it was safe#also he bought 6 bread rolls and a piece of cheese. nothing for breakfast no eggs no milk no fruits or vegetables no garlic#he didn't even ask if i need anything i'm so mad how are you gonna be 26 in 2 weeks and do this shit
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(@strebcr)
➣ (B)eing on public transit with next to no empty seats mid-route, the polite thing to do when someone comes ambling down the aisle in search for a place to sit is to move the item next to you and scoot over.
Scott isn't one such person, however. He likes the extra leg room, so why give it up so someone he doesn't even know can sit down? If it were someone like Kim or Stephen Stills, it would be a solid maybe. But some complete stranger? What if they have rabies? Or want to talk about their aunt's bunion surgery or something?
Not that that's ever happened to him, but... you know.
For Scott, that's a good enough reason to keep his belongings in the spot next to him. A perfectly foolproof plan... if the person meandering down the aisle wasn't about to sit anyway.
Quickly, he snatches up his coat, balling it up and holding it to his chest, giving a slightly quizzical look to the stranger as he seats himself.
"...Hi," comes his flat greeting, certainly less-than-pleased at the situation.
#☆ bread makes you fat!? ; in character#☆ somewhere only we know ; main verse#strebcr#lemme know if I need to change anything! it's been a hot minute since I've watched the Spooky Month series so this may not fit#fun fact I got a piece of cheese stuck in my nose while I was writing this#don't ask me how
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this brilloant idea came to me earlier today.. I'll draw law and my one piece s/i as the selfish machines cover cuz it's an amazing album I love ptv. but not while im back in my kia/we phase wow hes so ugly in that picture
#on my 1 billionth design for the op s/i law you suck.#affectionate#kidding no#you deserve a soggy piece of toast#im kidding why am I so mean to him#the joke is that he doesn't even like bread#I think the bigger joke is his fraud of a character#ok no I'll stop being mean#law came to me as a curse#like your white lead disease 🤣🤣🤣🤣#fun fact law made up his backstory so ppl would feel sad for him#ok i need to sleep now sorry law. not#wrenlaw
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yall i had the most fucked up dream last night
#i was at the bathroom to change a pad and realized i didn’t have anymore on me#then randomly this girl bursts into the stall (i mean like picks up the door and takes it right off the hinges)#and she just rips my pad right outta my underwear and takes off 🤨#so i’m stuck there on the toilet with no door asking people for a pad and naturally nobody has one#my mum shows up (which is weird cuz this was happening in my old highschool) so i tell her to call my friend because#he was holding onto one for me from a few weeks ago#but he had gotten rid of it so my mum asks me what kind i want and she was going to run to the store to get me some#BUT SHE COMES BACK WITH TAMPONS 😩#(random tmi sidenote : i haven’t been able to wear internal period products for years my body just rejects them)#so i flip out like wtf this is not what i sent you i need pads#and my mum goes ohh i have something you can use !! and i shit you not she whips out a fkn sub bread 😳#cuts it in half lengthwise and expects me to use a mothafkn bread piece as a pad 🫣#anyways dont do drugs kids 😅
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