#that never ceases to amuse me

[dragonanon]

And now, an actual interaction I had with my dad this morning

Me: *Trying to make a berry smoothie in my new portable blender, holding it nearly upside down trying to get the frozen berries off of blades so it can actually blend*

Dad, in nothing but a silk kimono and underwear mind you: “What are you baking?”

Me: “Nothing, I am trying to make a smoothie though.”

Dad: “Oh, What’s that?” *pointing at the portable blender*

Me: “It’s one of those portable blenders. I’m trying to make a berry smoothie”

Dad: *Eyes wide with shock and slowly touching my arm* “Who are you, and what have you done with my daughter?? There’s actually fruit in there!”

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea Episode 8 BTS | Nong Fort needs a Peat-Pick-Me-Up

[redhoodie1723]

even more duos!

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 6 part 7 part 8

[idkaguyorsomething]

twelfth doctor: this face… i remember this face… it is important to me… i must have chosen it for a reason…

second doctor: hey jamie, ¿did you know i have an evil latino twin who’s a dictator in the 21st century? anyways-

[odorrana]

did these irl collabs with my waifu @steggmatt while visiting this summer :з

[nmoroder]

out in the waves, goes your song // unedited version under readmore

i made the quote version too dark ig so heres the one to see details more clearly. for example hokma's lying atop of x

[citrusbuds]

something i'll never recover from when playing OLNF is just how america the school looks. like its comical; the checkered boards and the lights, it feels so TV set. so disney channel. like i swear a character from TAWOG is gonna appear on my screen.

especially considering how most schools in my country are so open for more air circulation. will never get over it. do schools actually look like this ??? i will never know....

[not-another-robin]

Clark told her it stands for "man I love fishing"

[drakaripykiros130ac]

This is just something that needs to be said:

I have actually seen way too many people post hate on Jacaerys, Lucerys and Joffrey simply because they are bastards (confirmed by the show only).

Seeing this huge amount of people in the 21st century showing hatred for these characters because they were born out of wedlock is troubling.

You can’t just make these types of comments. You do realize how many people these days have kids outside of marriages? Single parents all around, couples who just don’t want to get married but want to start a family etc.

It’s one thing to put yourself in the shoes of characters from a medieval-setting TV show and think according to that time period…but to actually write in capital letters that the boys are disgusting, an abomination etc. because they are bastards…geez, get help.

Next thing you know, we’ll have people going around saying that Aegon the Usurper and Aemond are incredible and absolutely perfect because they were born “properly”. Oh wait…we already do.

[smolstarthief]

Wellll now! Toxic ShuAke/AkeShu fans be getting mad at P5X lately! My Joker arc/Spite mode activate! (/hj)

[etakyeldud]

It's started. Thanks to @bethanyactually (look what you've done!), I've given in to the urge of knitting tiny christmas hats for the wooden creatures on my mantelpiece.

First up is Wooden Ted - a small wooden bear of extremely advanced years. He looks slightly worried but also extremely fly.

[mercurialskiies]

So here’s the question: what will Kell’s reaction be if he finds out Alucard kissed and tried to seduce Lila on the ship?

I imagine it would end in the same way most Alucard and Kell interactions go

Alucard would goad Kell about him (more or less successfully) seducing Lila on the ship and Kell would go at Alucard’s throat while (presumably) Rhy is holding one of them back

Big jealousy from Kell and just a smug ass smile from Alucard like that one cat image

[loadinghellsing]

[burquillos]

Nyah *intent to kill*

[devilsrecreation]

Not a thought in that head, just *surprised pikachu face*

The crocodile was too stunned to speak/ref

Homeboy was NOT expecting for food to willingly go in his mouth he is FLABBERGASTED

[i-may-be-an-emu]

um. ok. you didn’t have to be weird about it, tumblr.