#that isn't a random pull

[chase-solidago]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[primus-why]

I love the idea of Ratchet being captured while badly injured. It wasn't necessarily on purpose-- he knows the Cons would love to take him prisoner in order to utilize his medical skills, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Once they realized he was a medic they pulled him from the rubble and got him on a slab pretty quickly all things considered. The trouble is there's a reason the Cons value medical expertise-- he's bleeding out, they don't have enough supplies, and at this rate Ratchet knows he's gonna die. So with whatever strength he can muster he gets the attention of one of the grunts working on him.

Ratchet: H... hey... I need you... to pass on a message...

Con 1: To who, your Prime? Not gonna happen.

Con 2: Yeah we don't really do the 'any last words' thing.

Ratchet: No... *wheeze* to Deadlock.

Con 1 & 2: *go still*

Ratchet: Tell 'im... I'll... be waiting... for him...

Con 2: Wait a klik...

Con 1: ... You don't think--?

Con 2: -- Frag! Oh frag!! His vitals!!! Dealock is gonna kill us!!

Con 1: Scrap! Get Soundwave on the line, have him patch to the DJD!

Con 2: He's not gonna make it! I don't want them to know my face!

Con 1: It. won't. matter. If we wait, it'll look worse!

Con 2: Oh Primus, I hope they don't pick up...

Con 1: Just go!!!

Ratchet: ... I'm waitin' to... kick his aft... *passes out*

[shakingparadigm]

my ALNST oc/sona, solei!! they know both too much and too little at the same time.

is your senior year at highschool getting too boring? fear not! a game of whodunnit is now underway!

ok but seriously, they were really fun to make! my idea for them is pretty unpolished (fuck it we ball) but hey we're all here for fun so what's the harm in it

[yuseirra]

I've been keeping an eye on the news every single day since the martial law declaration happened. I even had it on earlier while I was drawing and here's something I JUST LEARNED as breaking news:

Apparently, the "president" seriously attempted to take over Seoul, the capital, using the military if martial law had been enacted. He had all the plans prepared in advance. I have no words. This man really tried to become a dictator in the 21st century, in South Korea of all places—a country where democracy has firmly been established for decades. This is insane. I wish I could describe things better in words. If martial law hadn’t been voted down the way it was, countless civilians could have been killed...

And his party tried to defend him by saying he "was lonely and needed a friend to talk to"? They’re out of their minds.

I’m speechless. If things had turned out differently, I might not have been able to sit here and type all this. I can't believe it. He really could have destroyed this country.

[dctrfate]

one of the fundamental issues i see with post-resurrection barry allen is that both writers and fans need to elevate him to a more “powerful” position than wally to prove he’s better or equal to his flash. but like. that's not how barry functions as a character. barry is a creative problem solver who doesn't need speed because he uses his powers as a secondary tool in preference to his mind. meanwhile, wally is far more intuitive and his powers work as an extension of his own consciousness so he'll resort to speed first and a viable plan of action second. to remove this characteristic from barry and make him so reliant on speed inadvertantly proves that he can't stand on his own BECAUSE of this constant comparison. tldr; barry shouldn't be the fastest most specialist speedster to ever have been created because he has his own strengths apart from speed mcgee wally and so engages with the audience differently to begin with.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

If I had a nickel for every time a trailer for the FNaF movie(s) released, and there happened to be some random, unimportant guy briefly shown in one, and a handful of people looked at that guy and went: "hENRY!!! :0"

I would have two nickels, of course.

[bleaksqueak]

Ultra cursed: twins Audric and twins Elias in the same universe.

Wait wait wait Do you mean twins as in two sets of Audric and two sets of Elias or Audric and Elias as twins? I don't know if you've ever read The Violinist of Hameln, but I'm picturing a situation ala Hamel and Sizer as babies with Pandora

But, you know, luckily for Lyra and Audun, these two would actually not be airborn at any time. (... Hopefully?) The other scenario though... see, two Audrics would balance two Eliases (Eliasi? Is the plural of Elias Eli?) out. The true curse would be "One Audric, Two Eli"

[marq-lynch]

I grouse, but it's probably for my personal best that AEW doesn't come to the PNW more than twice a year actually.

[pikachu-deluxe]

when will i start to feel real

[moonsidesong]

thinkign about recovery centers i luv Youuuu recovery centers

[tlatia-the-radiant]

- @askthecaptiangeneral

I will club you to death with your own fucking femur

[new-haven-psych-ward]

Kamen Rider Geats episode 38 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

[proton-wobbler]

It's funny because the rook was the first bird that I submitted and the only one that got in. After the submissions were closed, I realized that I had totally forgotten about the oilbird, so I was really hoping someone else had submitted it. Now I'm glad that I didn't do it, but the rook is going against the oilbird! I don't know how to feel about this, but it seems like a funny coincidence

Ahh that is a fun coincidence!

I almost didn't include Oilbird since it's been in a few polls, but it seems to have lost most of those from the start, which feels unfair seeing as it is such a unique bird! I'm hoping it gets another chance here, but corvids always poll well on tumblr.

[declermont]

the more i'm reading and focusing specifically on matthew, the more i'm starting to appreciate just how embarrassing this man is.

for example, diana asked him to take a sip of wine and tell her what he tastes. AND THIS IS HIS GODDAMN REPLY

“Violets—I agree with you there. Those purple violets covered with sugar. Elizabeth Tudor loved candied violets, and they ruined her teeth.” He sipped again. “Cigar smoke from good cigars, like they used to have at the Marlborough Club when the Prince of Wales stopped in...”

wow. so smooth, matthew. name-dropping in front of a historian..... so smooth.

[jackabbot]

controversial take for the morning: just because something is normal in your culture... doesn't necessarily make it good.

doesn't mean it's automatically bad either, just... you can't dismiss a conversation on the grounds of "well it's common where i'm from" cuz oh boy, could i give you horrific examples of "normal" from around the world

[keeganditty]

Sigh... Anti intellectualism on Tumblr again

Or a poet.