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I will club you to death with your own fucking femur
#ooc#ily ofc but dude What The Fuck#where did you even find this. did you make this. and why#WAIT WHY DOES IT HAVE THREE MAGWELLS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER#hang on I'm going to need to dissect this#that's three standard boltors at the front. two upside down. leading into the frame of a standard boltor with a toploading mag + bullpup mag#except there are three magwells at the back#and not enough space to load a round (that's less relevant in 40k tbh)#but it also has four different ejection ports. where does the shell come from wtf?#does it choose at random?#and why do the three mini bolters each have grips?!#the front sights are obscured and also not even#the rear ejection port isn't even in the proper spot if the magwell WAS in the right place whether it's a bullpup or not#WHAT FUCKING HERETEK CREATED THIS PHOTOSHOP ABOMINATION#I. i need to sit down actually. and sleep. for a long time.#i need to pull a Guilliman maybe then my goth aeldari waifu gf will be able to help me deal with the trauma of seeing this#like dude What The Fuck Is This#for context I'm from the US and I'm fairly familiar with guns#i don't live in the US anymore for transgender reasons but I still have the knowledge and all of that knowledge is telling me to kill you#for making me see this. abomination unto God the God-Emperor and John Moses Browning
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remember how in dao there were always like multiple flirty options u could just spring on ur love interest and it wasn't something that was brushed past it would stop a conversation dead in its tracks to have a cute secondary flirty offshoot with small variations dependent on the flirty option u initially chose with a unique course correction to get back on topic after...... yeah.
#sorry i'm about to be a hater#romance in datv is like. a vaguely flirty line met by an even vaguer response that has no impact on the conversation#in the beginning at least#only once your relationship is like 6 or 7 does it get a little more receptive#and the whole time it's like okay i completed a main quest. time to talk to the love interest. okay i did another main quest. time to talk#to the love interest. BC YOU CAN'T TALK TO THEM OUTSIDE OF DESIGNATED CUTSCENES. U CAN'T HAVE RANDOM CONVERSATIONS#A LA HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A LAMPPOST IN WINTER!!! THAT IS SO LAME!!!!!!!! SO COOKIE CUT!!!!!!!!!#there's so few references to your relationship at all really. the romance cutscenes could be removed and u would never know they're in love#the romance doesn't exist outside of designated cutscenes. you can't choose to randomly flirt you must wait for The Cutscenes because#there's only one way to romance everybody. even dai was better with this imo even though the formula is similar#partly bc u can get to know everyone outside of exclusive cutscenes?? you can just approach them at anytime and get to know them?? and find#a chance to flirt?? and there's teeny tiny special romance-specific moments carved out. like the dance after halamshiral for example#and again people TALK about your romance. it's present in the narrative#bioware is so known for their romances but they dropped the ball hard here and i'm sooooooooo disappointed#and actually?? companions barely ever interject during main quests too?? or quests at all?? just as a side note#companions should be voicing their OPINIONSSSSS when i make choices????#davrin should have had so much to say during weisshaupt cutscenes. like what the fuck was that#and why wasn't there a one-on-one conversation discussing his mortality with him beforehand?? would have liked to see that??#relationship growth in this game is purely waiting for the next milestone and it feels so stale and lackluster and upsetting and ugh#the fact that giving your companions gifts strictly results in approval gain and one measly thank you is indicative of everything wrong#anyways.txt#jasmine plays datv#da4 spoilers
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ghoul thoughts whilst waiting on a youtube video premiere
Do the ghouls have legal names?
They fly a lot for tour and stuff so they need passports.
Do Alpha and Omega just become David and Steve?!? I think it’d be hilarious if Swiss somehow managed to make his legal name Swisstopher and tells people his parents were just "weird like that"
The possibilities with this are endless. Do they all have the same last name? Imagine the confused airport security worker thinking to themselves "is this a family band? some of them are holding hands? I saw two of them make out? what is happening?"
#do they get to choose their own name or does seestor just hit the randomize button on a name website#or even better their papa gets to choose#there has to be at least one ghoul with the name ben dover#:3#the band ghost#ghost#ghost bc#ghost band#swiss ghoul#nameless ghoulettes#nameless ghouls#ghoul thoughts
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Jazz/prowl is cool and all... but what if they couldn't stand each other?
Come on, let the petty busty girls fight. It will be ugly... I PROMISE🍿👀🔥🔪
#my most random headcanon consists in believing that Jazz chooses to speak German#well let's add the context that he does it to get on prowl's nerves#“bitch why are you the only one giving me the reports in another language?”#“what. someone as smart as you can't ttanslate it? maybe we overestimated your processor”#*prowl throws him a table*#*cat fight begins*#PLEASE#this is the only time i will not put into this hatefucking#no no they hate-fight#they hate-fight nasty#steel rambles#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#shitpost#transformers jazz#prowl#transformers prowl#jazzprowl
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if mrs flood doesn’t turn out to be the most complex, narrative-changing character in doctor who, i’ll riot.
#if she’s just some random normal lady then i propose that we march the writers through the streets.#as a writer myself i rarely get too upset with what writers choose to do with their own stories#but after the whole ruby’s mum thing i will not tolerate being led on#and i actually like and am fascinated by mrs flood#so her character had better get the arc she deserves#mrs flood#anita dobson#also: she’s brian may’s wife??#like THE brian may#britain really does only have 12 famous people doesn’t it#doctor who#dw#fifteenth doctor#15th doctor#ncuti gatwa#ruby sunday#millie gibson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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what if. what if the reason they've never shown mac kissing a guy... is because he's never even actually been with a guy. like all of mac's talk about having so much gay sex is really just him being delusional about being a successful gay when he in fact has zero rizz, just like how he brags about doing backflips all the time but he never actually does it
#flop gay representation#choosing to believe this now so i can say hes just like me fr#logically this wouldnt make sense given mac's good looks#but this is iasip so.#also he was so desperate for johnny maybe this was part of it#i like the idea of mac being hot and shit but it's kinda funny if he doesnt actually get around#thought of this while watching the ireland ep and macs random bragging abt banging dudes suddenly made me suspicious#[dennis voice] it's what he doesss it's what he does#iasip posting#mac mcdonald
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This is just a thing I see on my internet romps every now and then but it drives me crazy for no reason, bare with me. Why do people draw lines in the sand about different kinds of therians lol? Who cares if someone woke up and decided that they're wolf therian or something when you decided unconsciously you were a wolf therian instead. Why do people fight about whether or not someone can choose to be therian, its the most silly gatekeeping I see. And don't come at me saying "well theres this label for chosen therians because they're not actual therians like me" you guys... made these terms up in the first place it literally doesn't matter. There is absolutely zero difference between a chosen therian and a not chosen therian and you can't convince me otherwise. How would a self proclaimed "real" therian know that they didn't just choose to be therian one day, there's absolutely no way you can know that for sure.
Every time I become curious about a subculture there's always some ridiculous gatekeeping, even objectums seem to fight over silly bullshit.
#yes I know there's a part of the community that values more spiritual beliefs#but i'm talking more in a tangible sense#there's no difference between the two that anyone can tell so why does it matter at all#like actual religions aren't even this strict when it comes to this stuff#even closed practices tend to have a tangible thing you can assign yourself to like genetics or being let in by someone#I suppose I'm of the belief that everyone chooses to be therian in a sense#even if it was from a young age#you're influenced by your environment#otherwise more people would be totally random animals like ant or earth worm therian#and thats not to say I view it as any less real I just view it as a more psychological thing rather than anything spiritual#and I believe I have the right to believe in that just as much as a spiritual therian does
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erm does anyone know if there's a mod in which higher friendship is needed for phone call notifications/invites. my sim is 17 friendship levels with someone i want her to be with but the guy is inviting her to the flea market when they arent even close like that YETTT i have to decline bc thats so fast i play slow 😔 ill have a look around mccc EDIT: I FOUND A MOD YIPEE ILL SEE IF IT WORKS
#like in what world does he even have ur phone number after talking to him once#like i wish after choosing the option “exchange phone numbers” the game would then reveal that person in your relationships instead of-#having them there from the start#also i get so many random phone calls sometimes asking if my friend should date this person LIKE IDK??? U TELL ME?#dl
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Adding to the doc, and I find this new information (from the clip that was posted today) to be very interesting....very interesting indeed.
#how do these powers work??#does he choose what he sees in the bubbles or is it randomized?#SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE ANSWERS....#captain laserhawk#bullfrog#bullfrog captain laserhawk#assassin's creed
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#okay but reading this Belloc essay on Austen really made something click in my mind#and it’s because of something he said#which is that women care more about what men think of them generally#(as a general rule. not all the time. etc.)#and men care more about the opinion of the one woman they care about#like women do care (as a first instinct at least) what every man she meets thinks of her#but men are mostly indifferent. until they’re NOT.#which makes women more vulnerable to a greater number of people#but men are MORE painfully vulnerable to the woman whose opinion they care about#and I don’t actually know that that vulnerability only extends to a woman they are attracted to/feel romantic feelings for#I think if they just think well of you as a person you (a woman) have a lot of power over them#which is sooooo interesting and makes so much sense!!!! and is something I’ve sort of been dancing around with teaching#like. a lot of the boys I teach come to care about what I think about them#which doesn’t mean they all have a crush on me. though that step can be super easy and super small#hence the need for the boundaries of steel etc. but it does mean that they care what I think about them!#and I’ve always felt that instinctively and felt that I had to be so gentle with them because the power to crush them is mine if I so choose#don’t let me overstate it. it doesn’t happen all the time or anything close to it. but the thing about me being a teacher is that#they are forced to know me not just in a surface-level way. simply because I spend so much time with them#and talk to them a lot!#ANYWAY. enough about me but yeah this hit me so hard and of course exceptions exist#and/or endless variations on this exist because people are unique and surprising and also everything is changing all the time#etc. etc. but there is something to this I think! and you know what#it’s so interesting because that base-level instinct for women (allowing it to be a thing I mean) can be grown out of#I have trained myself out of/maturity has helped me leave behind that immediate female instinct#of being hurt at the idea that this random waiter (for example) is indifferent towards me. I’ve come to accept it#the instinct is still there!!! because imo women are always scanning and searching and sizing up. and also we are so open to being won over#if that makes sense? which is why insta comments complaining about how only good looking men get away with things like. PLEASE.#there are so many medium-ugly men who get married. it’s the average because the average woman is prettier than the average man#(this is not an insult) women CAN be and usually are so open to being surprised. won over. moved by the simple fact that a guy likes them#and men are not like that. but my point is: men don’t grow out of caring if they care. when they care they care sooooooo much. anyways yeah
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The most suspenseful thing about that episode was whether or not Elsbeth was going to get Kaya to go to the gala with her
#elsbeth#who else could it have been though?#she didn't have any chemistry with the guests this week#and there aren't many other people to choose from#she needed a plus one and i couldn't imagine her taking anyone on this show other than kaya#i'm very curious what they are going to do with elsbeth's love life though#I would have said 'nothing at all' was a possibility#but after this episode i definitely think they want to do something with it#but what?#who do you even pair her up with?#and does it last or does she just have a few random love interests over the course of the show?#i don't think the good wife did a great job with her love interests#but she was a pretty small character on that show
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there are... well. there are a lot of things i want to say. but i cant. not here. but i will say this: WHY DOES LARRY HAVE LEG HAIR AND NOT HIM.
#txt#jesus christ his shoulders i LOVE cartoon characters i LOVE anime men ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️and their funnyyyy proportions WHY DOES LARRY HA#is that a 6 pack idek#HE WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS PUT IN THE EFFORT TO ACHIEVE THAT#phoenixs tummy is soooo cute though haha hi ☺️#i also really like his poseSQUATTIIIIIIING is crazy#also like how he cant rest his feet flat when he does it .. neither can i beautiful#another random thing we have in common ;P#lecherous tongue#i love his handful of watermelon ☺️😚😚😚 very cute#his thighs look...#didnt i say i was only gonna say something abt his lack of hair 🤨#the steel samurai floatie is soooo cute i wonder if hes borrowing it from edgey or maya...#i choose to believe maya because thats so cute#phoenix#...#FAV#😚😚😚😚😚😚#compared to larrys skinny legs... phoenix😋😋😚😚😚😚😚😚😚 i liek it#HIS FLIP FLOPS ALSO YESSSSS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌#HALLELUJAH
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You know it's funny but...I Gotta Go My Own Way would have worked so much better as a song in Descendants 2 than it did in High School Musical 2.
Okay yes I love the song and Vanessa Hudgens killed it but the lyrics just fit more with Descendants than HSM.
'I just don't belong here, I hope you understand'
You don't have to 'belong' there Gabi, you just have to do your job and maybe alert someone that the daughter of the owner is flirting with Troy while he's also doing his job and therefore unable to tell her to knock it off (I'm sorry but if the genders were flipped we all know we'd still be talking about that to this day).
'I've got to move on and be who I am'
Again, Gabriella, you're not changing yourself. You're working a job that likely pays minimum wage (which in 2007 in New Mexico was $5.15 USD an hour according to the Federal Reserve of St Louis).
But Mal in Descendants 2? The girl who changed herself to try to fit into Auradon? The song would have worked better there IMO!
(Yes the 'but what about trust? You know I never wanted to hurt you' line would have to be flipped but you know Kenny and his song writers could have figured it out!)
Thank you for listening to my rambles and my paltry 2 examples lol
#random musings#why am I thinking about HSM again?#Who knows?#On that note does anyone think the HSM gang would be in Descendants?#No one stop me Troy and Gabriella's grandson might become a background AK in the next Choosing fic lol
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happy valentines day to the best and most canon ship, klavier x guitars
#i mean. it really is canon. he literally does say so himself in turnabout serenade#i will choose to believe he wasn't joking#ace attorney#klavier gavin#random stuff#my stuff#i stayed up til half one last night drawing this cursed thing#just remembered his name is just piano... forbidden instrument ship piano x guitar
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Do you guys think any of the SOILDERs had blood related children ?
It just dawned on me that soilders have been around in Ff7 for a few years before Cloud and there have never been any counts of Soilders having families or children.
I understand that it could be a number of reasons why: Shinra keeps them too busy, the dengregation gets to them before they can have kids. Also deepground happened.
But Hojo mentions in the remake that Aerith should breed with a soilder. And I have no doubt that un-named Firsts would get down and dirty with some of their fans. Zack was actively seeking out a girlfriend and would flirt around. There are no rules against it there.
If that were the case, I feel like Hojo would be all over the offsprings of SOILDERs. I mean Sephiroth was from a normal human woman and impossibly strong.
Personal Headcannon of mine is that Soilders become sterile after a certain amount of time. Either the Jenova cells leave no room for reproductive cells to form. Or the extreme mako radiation nukes their sperm count.
#final fantasy 7 remake#final fantasy crisis core#random thoughts#final fantasy 7#zack fair#cloud strife#sephiroth final fantasy#also it would be really sad if zack does get with aerith in another timeline just to find out he cant have kids#elmiras mention of 'you choose power over a normal life' would have more of a sting to it#i just love angst 😔
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Tag meme!!
tagged by @anxiousotters to post 9 pictures from your phone to describe yourself
I’m very silly 🧍
no pressure tags : @userobiwan @vampgf @friendlyneighbourhoodelf and anyone else who wants a go <3
#I was lowkey choosing at random but they all came to together in the end jdjdjd#meme#tag game#nobie does stuff
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