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With the censorship on the rise and limited information being accessible across platforms. This gif will tell you everything you need to know about what's going on in the US.

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tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

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Did u hear trump wants to rename the gulf of Mexico

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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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i have such a low threshold for bullshit now that i'm seconds from telling this woman on the crochet subreddit to leave her husband, even though i know it won't end well for me.

she made him a wool hat and stressed repeatedly to him that it couldn't be machine washed. he washed it anyway, destroying her work. she's trying to play it off like a funny anecdote, how it was sweet how sorry and sad he was in the aftermath, but then let it slip this kind of thing has happened multiple times/continues to happen in their relationship, because he refuses to accept her knowledge as a textile artist and constantly ruins the nice things she makes or buys for either of them. i think he should be killed.

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new DB Cooper theory: he went up

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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I found out on rednote that the fish cake emoji 🍥 is often used by transfems to represent hrt because it looks like the packaging on the progynova brand of estradiol lol. exhibit a

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"with your haha your language is unclear" arguing over unclear language in documents like this is like at least 30% of trial my guy

There was a court case where everyone brought in like 7 dictionaries to argue whether trading a gun for crack constituted "using" a firearm

Okay did anyone have “trump accidentally forcefems the whole country day 1” on their bingo card

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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"Your Boss is Your Enemy, Not Your Migrant Co-Worker"

Seen in Vancouver

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hello doctor here. I cant untwist your spine but for $3.99 (canadians) I CAN twist it in a new and interesting direction.

Sold. Meet me at the Queen and Spadina MacDonald's. Tonight. The witching hour.

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm