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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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How to make ice cream in Alaska

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Telephone booth surrounded by snow in Hokkaido, Japan (2021)

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Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD

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I love how the movie doesn't show Fiyero arriving in a carriage, but simply atop a horse. An Animal horse. An Animal horse with whom he actually seems to be good friends. It adds a possible reason for why he felt enough compassion for the lion cub to rescue it.

Also, notice how Fiyero is not riding the horse when they whisk the cub away to safety. He's on a bicycle, just like Elphaba. In my mind it's partially because he didn't want to risk having his Animal friend be deemed the mastermind behind this act and accused of treason for his assistance.

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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dude wool is magic it's like I can actually thermoregulate in the cold now what the hell

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Link

What a thirst trap!!!

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dude wool is magic it's like I can actually thermoregulate in the cold now what the hell

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

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do you think he knows what bussy means

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I'm up past my bedtime. I'm doing this because I'm evil >:)