#that is kinda funny and i get you hh

[mysticcollectionbee]

Random HH thought 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just realized his relationship with Niffty must have confused some people when they first see the two together.

“Why is THE RADIO DEMON of all people letting this little demon who suspiciously acts like a child hang around all the time?”

Think about it, from an outsider perspective (specifically I’ve been wondering about the general Overlords’ perspective, Carmilla’s and Husk’s because they work near Alastor for years): They literally look a bit too close to each other and Alastor has never shown romantic interest in anyone AND He’s a guy in Hell. They could assume the literal worst.

Only to realize that Alastor is actually taking a protective almost-parental role and sees her as a genuine friend and kinda surrogate daughter (To make this clear, I don’t want this to be read as infantilizing Niffty. I mean an adult daughter to Alastor).

Imagine someone like Husk. Finding out the guy who owns his soul constantly interacts with Niffty, assumes he sold his soul to someone even worse than he thought only to realize: “Oh she’s like his daughter… Oh god, does that mean I have tolerate her crazy too???”

Or Carmilla, someone who probably doesn’t like Alastor as an individual thinking it’s kinda funny to see this massive threat to Overlords wearing a bow Niffty made for him with immense pride and casualness of any dad. She also could make comments that could get under his skin with it, because he refuses to see himself in any genuine parental role or admit his close friendship with anyone

“How’s your little friend?”

“NO CLUE, WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!”

“Niffty.”

“OH! MY ASSISTANT IS DOING GREAT.”

“Mmhmm, bring her to the next Overlord meeting, I would love to have my daughters have some company of similar status.”

“HAHA, CARMILLA, YOU ARE QUITE A JOKESTER! WHY WOULD I BRING SOME RANDOM SOUL I OWN TO A MEETING JUST FOR THEM TO PLAY AROUND AND DO NOTHING USEFUL???”

*Does exactly that next meeting, all the while annoyingly glaring at Carmilla who is subtly smirking*

[blossomthepinkbunny]

Poor rendition of queer characters in HH and HB

Here I am again talking about queer representation in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, this time just more generally. Because it's always a little weird to me when people claim HH/HB to have good queer representation, when in actuality most of the queer characters are either just blatant stereotypes or get mishandled somehow. And with Helluva Boss recently winning the Queertys - Web series reward I think that this is probably a pretty good time to acknowledge that kind of stuff (as people have done before).

TW: Sexual assault, R@pe (when referring to the actions of characters)

Blitzø (Pansexual): is very sexual and seen on screen multiple times either having sex or just having had sex. Pretty much fits the general stereotype of queer men always being sexual and also the stereotype of pansexuals just sleeping with everybody. Like, he literally screwed the mutual Ex of his coworkers even though he knew how much that guy hurt them.

Stolas (Gay): also mostly sexual (from how he was introduced) and he is in a pretty terrible "relationship" with Blitzø, which includes coercion, SA, Power dynamics and fetishization. Another very sex-driven queer man. Also just great proof for the people assuming that queer relationships are inherently predatory, unhealthy and never work out.

Moxxie (Bisexual): is often forced into a very feminine role because even in relationships with women, queer men always have to be pointed out to be feminine and putting a guy in a dress is funny I guess.

Fizzarolli & Asmodeus (Queer): they're actually better than a lot of the other characters here but there is still some of that uneven power dynamic going on with them and there are obvious issues with their relationship. Overall they aren't too bad though. They didn't get that much sexual focus and what they got is kinda warranted since Ozzie is the Lust demon. But there is that one scene with Fizz stepping out of his car with Dildo confetti canons (I think) and that was sorta weird, since in an episode before that they presented Crimson as being homophobic and stereotypical for assuming queer men are all obsessed with dicks. Which is just interesting because thats most of the queer men in Vivzepops stories.

Chaz (Queer): just a sexually abusive asshole because we definitely needed more predatory queer men in this show.

Sally May (Trans mtf): basically the single recognized trans character in both shows and she only had one line. After that they made fan merch for her which consisted of her in a bikini with her bulge being drawn pretty visibly (multiple times). Of course there's nothing wrong with Trans people who don't have surgery but it's just a tiny bit weird to me that fanservice merchandise is what she got reduced to, when something like that wasn't even the joke of the only line she had in the show and because she hasn't recieved any kind of focus after that.

Angel Dust (Gay): now there is a lot of stuff that could be said about Angel. On one hand he is another very sexual gay man whose screentime often just consists of sex jokes and references. On the other hand that's a big point for his character. How he tries to act confident in his sexuality when in reality it's the main source of his problems. Though he does often harass other men in the show and that's just so unnecessary. Talking about Angel mostly leads into discussing if he is good representation for SA victims or not, which is something I don't want to talk about that much because I feel like it's not my place to judge that as someone who never has experienced SA. I'm gonna say that I do find Viv's treatment of him outside of the show insensitive (with the pro-shipping, diminishing Valentino as an Abuser and general sexualization of the characters) but as far as the portrayal of him in the show goes I've heard different opinions and you should read the discussion's of actual r@pe survivors about this topic if you want to know about more about it.

Husk (Queer): I don't have anything to say about Husk. He is a very refreshing queer man in these show's and there is nothing bad about him I could think of right now.

Valentino (Queer): for him I mostly want to talk about how he is treated outside of the show which doesn't sit right with me. He is a villian in HH so it's understandable that he is gonna do effed up stuff. I also like that the show tries to make a point about how men get sexually assaulted too (wether they succeeded in that inside the show I'm not gonna judge too hard like I said). But there are a lot of people who not only sexualize him, but also his actions and his relationship to Angel and from what I know Viv never really spoke out against that. She actually interacts with people who do that stuff and I it's just kinda gross.

Vox (Queer): I also don't have a lot to say about him. He and Val are a couple so he is dating a r@pist but he is also a villain so you can't really expect more from him. Especially since he would still be interacting with a r@pist even if they weren't dating.

Alastor (Aromantic, Asexual): is obviously not interested in relationships or sex but his identity is pretty much ignored by a huge amount of the fandom. Vivzepop never say's anything about people blatantly invalidating him like that. It seems to me like she doesn't care about characters who can't be involved in shipping but still wanted to have more diversity in her show so she just called him AroAce. In Hazbin Hotel he isn't bad representation though. His sexuality is never the focus but thats fine, it's mostly just the treatment he gets outside of HH which I don't like.

Charlie (Bisexual): doesn't have a lot to her sexuality. This is something I talked about pretty lengthy in my other post, specifically about the lack of Sapphic content in both shows, so I won't go into too much detail here. Her relationship with Vaggie would probably be the best in both shows if it wasn't for the fact that they both never get the real spotlight as a couple. And there is that thing in Vivzepops stories where the women are pretty much sexless without men and that's obviously something that is generally an issue when talking about the lack of Sapphic representation (which is also a topic heavily tied to sexism). Charlie's portrayal isn't necessarily stereotypical but that's just because there is nothing to her identity in the show.

Vaggie (Lesbian): like I said I already talked about the Chaggie relationship so now I wanna focus on something I didn't even mention in that post. Her name literally being Vagina and that's apparently funny because she is a Lesbian so she obviously likes Vagina. That's just incredibly stereotypical and also excludes Trans Lesbians and Asexual Lesbians who don't want sex. The whole joke was that Adam named her that because he is obsessed with sex and he's a jerk. But her name was always Vagina even in the pilot (from what I know Adam wasn't conceived then and neither was the idea that Vaggie even is a former exterminator).

That's all the queer characters I could think of. I hope I didn't miss any.

I thought about including Millie here too. But she was also already included in my other discussion post and I still don't know if she is canonically Bisexual of if that is just a headcannon so I didn't put her here.

I'm just gonna say that i don't have a problem with queer men being sexual (or any queer person in that regard). But it's pretty much every one of her queer male characters. This is especially bad when a lot of the relationships are toxic as well.

I just think too many characters fit stereotypes and to me that isn't good queer representation. If you like the depiction of queer characters in HH or HB that's good for you and you don't have to agree with me. But you also can't really deny a lot of this stuff and you can't expect others to just be fine with bland, hurtful and sometimes even toxic representation like there is in these shows.

[mayasaurusss]

I've been thinking about transmasc!shauna :(((

-💗

A/N: Hi 💗anon! I'm so so sorry I took this long to make this but i was conflicted on two ideas I got, since i didn't know if you wanted a sfw or nsfw headcanon/blurbs or a oneshot so, since I'm so cool and amazing, I did both! So, expect a Transmasc!Shaun oneshot (with a little twist ;) ), to come out in a few days.

Warnings: sfw, short and maybe kinda rushed, ooc Shaun, he is a clumsy and embarrassed boy, he is taller than us here because I said so, beginning of a relationship.

ANON! If you wanted general transmasc Shauna blurbs with more details about you, him and his journey with transition, ask away! I'd be more than happy to do them! I'm sorry if this isn't what you expected, I wasn't completely sure about how to do this but I tried my best!

Shaun who would fall in love with you the first time he sees you reading 'Pride and prejudice' on a bench outside of school.

He is totally smitten with you. He definitely told Jackie right away about his little crush and she, like the best friend she is, made a detailed plan on how to get your attention. And, since Jackie has befriended you -came to your desk after you had just moved schools and, oh so casually asked to be your friend- at the start of the school year (Shaun thinks:"What? She hasn't told me?" with an annoyed look on his face), this could flow all more smoothly.

This detailed plan consists of: Jackie approaching you after class with the intent of asking you to hang out after school, Shaun barging in the conversation asking Jackie something about helping him with literature studies -which Jackie knows is your favorite subject ever in your course-, excusing herself from his demands and asking you to aid her friend. It's perfect, Jackie thinks, Shaun feels this is too much but who is he to complain? Everything goes smoothly till, when he has to act his part in the plan, Shaun accidentally trips on thin air and falls, the contents of his backpack spilling all over the ground and the remains of his coffee staining his papers and shirt.

He is silent, his cheeks getting red with embarrassment. Both him, Jackie and you do not move for a moment, until the first one to move is you. You neatly pick up the papers and books that have fallen near you, meeting his eyes and looking at him with worry, "Are you ok?". His lips feel dry and his blood pressure rises causing him to redden even more than before "U-u-hh I... I am okay...", he feels like he is going to melt on the spot.

When he gets up, you have already helped him with all of his belongings, Jackie hadn't moved at all from her spot, too embarrassed (even if she hadn't been the one to be utterly humiliated in front of her crush). You try to lighten up the situation, joking about it all, Shaun laughs with you but he is in discomfort: the only chance he had to be the 'cool mysterious guy' blew off of his face, leaving a clumsy and stupid version of himself to the girl in front of him. You, on the other hand, don't think of him in that way: sure it was a bit embarrassing, and also funny, but he must've felt really embarrassed so you don't think about it too much.

Sometime passes, Shaun for the first days after closes himself in his room, remembering it all and changing inside his mind what happened. Jackie tries to call him, but he is unreachable; everything is starting to get ridiculous so Jackie rings the bell of Shaun's house and finds before her, her friend emotionally destroyed. She tries to comfort him, but to no avail; he is also angry at her but he won't mention it, otherwise Jackie would never let him hear the end of it. Much to his surprise, Jackie says that you asked him, "Is he ok? I haven't seen him" and "If he still needs help with the exam, I am here". He is very much red by now, the little hairs at the end of his neck standing up and his eyes watery. "...Really?".

When you meet him again, Shaun is tidy, he wears one of his flannel shirts and gray jeans, he has shaved the uneven peach fuzz that grew on his lips due to testosterone, and has a small red cut on the left side of his lip ("Who knows what she likes?" he tells Jackie while messily shaving himself "And besides I don't want to look like a barbarian!" says while unnoticing the small cut that he made. "Ah!" Jackie laughs, "Now you look like you've gotten into a fight with a cat!"). He tries to act cool, despite his total lack of knowledge on how to. When he sits down with you for the study session, the common hall is silent and you have to whisper, causing him to get a bit flustered. Your study session is cut short when you guys start to have an actual full-on conversation; unknowingly, you both start to talk and laugh a bit more loudly than normal, causing both of you to be escorted out of the library. Out, you two forgot completely your duties and spent an entire afternoon hanging out and talking. You notice it's starting to become dark, and when you look at the hour you see that you've lost an entire afternoon of study: you apologize profusely to him, and schedule another meeting. He can't complain, he gets to see you more.

For a while, this is your routine: meeting, trying to study, chatting and losing track of time. Until the exam gets close, so you try to help Shaun as much as possible and, with little to no surprise, he passes the exam. You are so proud of him, very much so, but now there is the little problem of how to see him again; he doesn't need your help again after all, maybe he never did. So you stay silent, hoping he will reach out to you. Unknowingly to you, Shaun feels the exact same, staring at his phone on the nightstand and hoping to receive a call. But none of you make the first step, both too afraid of rejection. That is when Jackie steps in, barging into Shaun's home with new, like Cupid, she strikes him with "She wants to see you again, I think she might like you". He is on cloud nine, his heart pumps fast and it looks like he might die of happines on the spot.

He calls, asking you to meet him at the same bench he saw you sitting on the first time. When you come, he is all giddy and blushy, he tries to rub off his tension from his hands. His voice is struck in his throat, he is the first to talk "I think...I would like to see you again, if it's fine..." you would like to kiss him, you think, but you're not sure he would like it at all, so instead you mutter "Sure...I would like that too'' with a smile. Your eyes met and without notice, you locked lips in a kiss. It's passionate, it's relieving, it's months of feelings and desires all in one kiss. You let out a breathy laugh, causing him to laugh in the kiss with you also, his arms hug your waist and you his neck, impossibly close to one another. He sighs, his heart is speeding and he feels a happines so strong that it almost seems pain,"Thank you, thank you, thank you...", he holds you close and strokes your cheeks “Thank you!".

[sinner-sunflower]

P.2 HH Lucifer-centric AU 2/?

STORY 1, PART 1, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 14.5, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22, PART 23, PART 24, PART 25, PART 26

Writing this while listening to Christian songs is my process lajsdlkajkld

You guys need to listen to the soundtrack of Journey to Bethlehem. What bangers and amazing pieces!

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Once they got inside, Charlie locks the hotel up using keekee.

Vaggie: You sure that will hold them up?

Charlie: Of course! Besides if any of them try to sneak in then I'm sure Razzle and Keekee will keep them out yes? Yeah? Awww yes you will~

Charlie gushes on her guardians for one more minute before moving close to where her dad was seated on the couch.

Charlie: You okay, dad?

Lucifer: I'm fine, sweetie. Just a little dizzy. I've been using that ability more in thebpast few months than I ever did for 10000 years. It's always draining.

Alastor has disappeared, probably in the kitchen making her dad tea.

Cherri: Not gonna lie. That was kinda hot.

Angel: Yeah. You gotta keep doing whatever that was when you can, short king. Preferably when I'm there to see it. You know, I give full consent for you to do that to me in be-

Charlie: Angel!

Angel: What?

Alastor: Do you never think before you speak, Angel?

Saved by the radio demon. Lucifer smirks as gladly accepts the tea handed to him.

Angel: I'm just here expressing my feelings, Al! And princess, didn't you say that was a redeeming quality.

Vaggie: You are so lucky Lucifer- uh sir- is not killing you on the spot.

Angel: Hehe sorry, handsome. Just a lil fun~

Lucifer chuckles at this. Charlie sure did find some funny individuals.

Lucifer: None taken, Angel. And Vaggie, I told you to stop calling me sir. Lucifer is fine, or if you want.. dad.

Vaggie blushed so so golden that she went to hide in her girlfriend's shoulders in embarrassment.

Vaggie: okay… Lucifer sir.

The King of Hell chuckles in amusement. Well, he'll take what he can get.

Someone clears their throat causing everyone to look at the source.

Lucifer: What is it, Satan?

Satan: As cute as this is, I think we need to discuss what happened earlier.

Lucifer: Can I say anything that will make you guys just drop it?

Various statements from All: Nope. No. Sorry, shorty. Nuh uh. I don't believe so, my dear.

He sighs.

Lucifer: Worth a shot.

When Lucifer doesn't make a move to speak, Charlie kneels before him to hold his hands in hers. There's ringing in his ears.

Charlie: Dad..

Fatherdamnit! Why is he so weak when it comes to his baby girl? He's the Devil for fucks sake and-

And… he's a father first.

Lucifer: It was my brother. Michael.

Everyone's eyes widened in shock except for the Sins. They knew who it was but what they want to know is why.

Angel: Woah woah woah! Like St. Michael the Archangel ?? From the Bible??

Lucifer: Angel, I'm from the Bible.

Angel: Oh yeah.

Charlie: Do you think this is about the last extermination?

Vaggie: But that was already a few months ago. If Heaven had a problem with what happened, I'm pretty sure that we'd hear from them much earlier. Unless..

Husk: It could be cos of the mess in the 7th ring?

Lucifer doesn't answer any of them again. Instead, he looks on to the Heaven shaped planet in the sky.

Asmodeus: Luci… is a war coming?

Lucifer: I can't answer that.

Liar. Why are you lying again? You know why Michael did that. They can help. They will listen!

Alastor: Cannot or won't, my Majesty?

He should've known Alastor will see right through him. Smiling prick.

Lucifer: Does it matter?

The demon's grin doesn't falter.

Alastor: I do not know, my King. Does it?

The faint ringing in his ears is getting louder. He can't ignore it for long.

He stands and dusts himself off.

Lucifer: I don't have time for this. I need to go to Heaven as soon as possible. Preferably right now.

Loud protests echoed in the hotel lobby as soon as he said it.

Alastor: Mon ange, let us not be too hasty.

Satan: Are you fucking kidding me?!

Leviathan: No way.

Mammon: So it is a war???

Ozzie: On your own?!

Bee: What if they kill you?? One of us will go with you.

Belphegor: At least take someone from the Ars Goetia. I'm sure Paimon would gladly give you a strong familiar.

Angel: I make stupid choices so I know this is stupid- ow! The hell, bitch??

Vaggie: Shut up, Angel. But they're right, Lucifer sir. And sorry but what brought this on?

Charlie: Let me come with you atleast.

That's it.

Lucifer: No!

That stopped the talking atleast.

Lucifer: I need to talk to Michael and I'm pretty sure he's not going to come down here. And no, I am not going to take anyone with me. It's too dangerous, Charlie. Don't worry, he's not gonna kill me up there. Just… I promise I'll explain what I can after but right now… I need to go

He can see the Sins about to argue again but he gave them the softest look he can muster and it did the trick because they all clammed up.

Lucifer: Do you trust me?

The look they give him makes him reminiscent the beginning. A time of nothing and all he had was Lilith and the newly born Sins. He sometimes forgets that they were still a lot younger than him and for a long time, he was all they got.

Satan: Of course.

He hopes the smile he gives them is reassuring enough. They melt into his hold as he rans a hand through their faces to cup them.

Lucifer: Good. Take care of my daughter and Hell, okay?

Finally appraoching Charlie and her friends, he draws small pentagrams that embedded themselves unto their skins.

Lucifer: These will act as a ward to anything that poses as a danger to you. Consider it a gift from me.

He locks eyes with Alastor and they form a silent agreement.

His deer takes his hand and bends down to kiss it.

Alastor: With my soul, my love.

Lucifer smiles and suddenly a golden flurry engulfs him, tranforming him back to what he originally looked like before Roo.

When Leviathan gave him a look, he waves in dismissal.

Lucifer: I don't need Michael or Heaven knowing about all this mess. As far as they're concerned, Roo never happened.

He calls upon Keekee, who turned into a key to open a golden portal. Vaggie can see that wherever he opened it, it wasn't the pearly gates of Heaven. It looked like… a room? And since when was Lucifer allowed to open any door in Heaven on his own? This is all suspicious if you ask her. But she bites her tongue.

Before the King could step in, he was grabbed by the arm. He looks back to see his daughter having a tight grip on his wrist.

Lucifer: Char-char?

Charlie: Come back, dad. Okay?

He wishes he just lived a normal life with his beloved little girl.

Lucifer: Promise…. Love you.

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Found the comic with the baby Sins thanks to user @s-arina!

Baby Sins Comic by aogs_47777

[angelshizuka]

heyyyyy how did you get to this fandom? you said you came in april

Short answer: Lucifer.

Long answer: I remember hearing about Hazbin Hotel back in 2019 as "that indie animation show that made an entire pilot from donation money alone", but basically paid no attention to it and literally had no idea what it was even about.

At least based on my memory I technically knew about Helluva Boss' existence when Ozzie's released back in 2021, because I remember seeing gifs of Blitz asking Stolas out on a "date" and thinking "aww how cute" (oh, how naive I was...)

About a year ago when Jeremy Jordan was announced as Lucifer's voice actor, he was ALL over the Varian tags, so I literally couldn't escape his presence. But it wasn't until HH released early this year that my interest really started to spark. Back in February a YouTube reactor I watch did a reaction video to HH songs and it was literally More Than Anything that finally made me decide to watch it (ngl, I watched ep5 before the other episodes).

The reason I'm talking so much about HH despite you asking me about HB is because that's how I got first introduced to this world. Lucifer is the literal reason why I'm here in the first place, without him I'm really not sure if I ever would've made the jump to watch either show.

As I got more involved in the Hellaverse, I kept hearing about "the sister show" and at first I kept putting it off, but I got recommended some Stolas video compilations and I especially remember seeing one of his human scenes in Seeing Stars (I swear, that episode out of context is wild...) That's when I knew I had to at least watch it once to at least know what it was like.

So, one night back in early April, when I couldn't sleep but had to get up early in the morning, I decided to watch the pilot on my phone and watched the first 5 episodes until I could finally sleep. And the literal moment I got back home after my appointment, I binged through literally every other episode.

It's kinda funny to me how I first got here for HH, but it's HB that really won me over. I mean, I still love HH (especially Lucifer), but it never hit me the same way HB (especially Stolitz) does.

To put it simply, Lucifer got me here and Stolitz kept me here.

[flower-boi16]

My Thoughts on Hazbin's First Episode

So Viv just posted the first episode of HH a day before the actual show was supposed to release for SOME REASON and I decided to watch it. Here are my thoughts;

The characters are...ok? Charlie and Vaggie are fine, Nipsy is kinda cute and funny, Alastor is also fine, and Angel Dust sucks.

Speaking of Angel - so far his one character trait is that he's extremely horny. And most of his jokes are NOT funny.

The episode got a handful of laughs out of me but was mostly kind of unfunny.

The camera work gets VERY weird at times. The episode constantly cuts to different perspectives and it becomes kind of a headache to look at. It is especially bad at the beginning of the Happy Day in Hell song - where they constantly cut to different perspectives all the time throughout the beginning of the song. It gets better after that but the camera work is still very wonky at times.

The animation is fine - not amazing but it is at least pleasant to look at.

Its REALLY clear now that they are going to make Hevean evil, which is kind of a good or bad thing depending on who you ask. Personally, I thought it would have been more interesting if Hevean wasn't evil like I previously said.

There's kind of a contradiction here; in the opening exposition dump, Charlie says that the reason why Hevean does the exterminations to ensure that Hevean never rises up against them; but then later in the episode when she is pitching her idea to Adam, they go back to the overpopulation in hell problem as the reason why the exterminations are happening - and Charlie says that the hotel is meant to solve the overpopulation problem - when she knows that the real reason why Hevean does the exterminations is that Hevean doesn't want Hell getting more powerful - its weird that the episode just creates a new reason for why the exterminations happen but then goes back to the old one.

Don't care for Adam as a character so far, I don't hate him but I also don't find him that entertaining of an antagonist so far. Also didn't care for his song primarily due to the lyrics.

The episode doesn't really introduce anything - like there's an opening exposition dump but it doesn't introduce you to any of the characters, it just kind of expects you to watch the pilot first even though the pilot isn't canon.

In terms of positives - I liked Happy Day in Hell as a song.

Like I said, most of the characters so far are fine aside from Angel Dust. They aren't amazing but they're fine.

The subplot of Vaggie trying to create a better commercial for the hotel was cute.

So overall the episode was...ok? I didn't really love it and it showed clear signs of issues that would probably plague the show in the future, but overall I didn't hate it. There was some enjoyment I got out of it but still not great or even that good. Probably a 5-6/10 though I'm kinda leaning more towards a 6/10. It's just average to me.

[crossover-enthusiast]

OKAY OHMYGOD ITS GETTING WORSE BY THE SECOND HAHAHEU

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME-- OH GOD IM INFECTED WITH THE SPOOKEEZ-

OKAYAOKAYGGHIDH

SKID:

havent fully decided what Lila's gonna be like, but. they are rich. rich mfs. Lila and Skid have more of a manager and client relationship but with more forehead kisses (And Skid going ">m<")

a HUGE jerk. Not only as a child but as he grows up that asshole-ness doesn't go away. obviously got it from Lila

Lila is sort of like one of those family vloggers? Not in the sense that she... vlogs... but in the sense that shes using her child to be richer, like she sees the publics response to Skids unique look and talents or whatever and *insert comedic cha-ching sound*

Skid is fine with being exploited, even though hes.. eight.. what i mean is hes not rebelling or fighting his moms whole thing

PUMP:

Grandpa Wonder isn't present, thats bc hes in like Flordia or something enjoying a VERY lavish retirement after being super fucking famous all his life

Pump is expected to fill his shoes :c

Pump works hard to be talented (DESPITE BEING LIKE. 8.)

his parents are very overbearing and overprotective. They fuckin hate Lila bc she just lets Skid bully Pump. Shes more afraid of Skid being in trouble then what hes doing to Pump.

Actually probably becomes friends with some of the Hatzgang. Skid's too mean to be their friend, but Pump's just the right amount of nice for Roy to weasel his way into his head, yknow? Roy says something like "You don't have to be as good as your grandpa-- you just have to be as good as you! :)" hes very nice HGHFJKNO

BOTH:

THEY GET INTO PHYSICAL FIGHTS A LOT. ALL THE TIME. ALL THROUGHOUT LIFE. I imagine it dies down once they reach adulthood but they run into each other and. someone throws a punch and heyyyy memories!!

Neither of them are better than the other, they're pretty neck and neck with their wins.

OKAY I THINK. HH I THINK THATS ALL.

OOOOOO EHEHEHEHEHE!!!

First off: GOOD. LET THE SPOOKEEZ CONSUME YOU /silly

Lila being a family vlogger type of mom is actually REALLY funny kdsnfksjnf. I imagine she relishes in the "it must be so hard being a single mother!" compliments too (assuming Skiddad is dead here)

Good for Mr. Wonder honestly

I love how you've already easily flipped Pump's parents on their heads by them being present, but VERY overbearing. It's neat

Also. Pump befriending the Hatz is kinda cute honestly, I like that

Also HAH! Once enemies, always enemies! That's hilarious and I love it

This is all v good yes yes thank you for the thoughts

[melonteee]

If nothing else, OPLA’s marketing campaign was downright diabolical. Because the community shift from skepticism to outright hostility towards that same skepticism really started when the show runner went onto that YouTube Reverie a couple years before the show came out. Not only was that the first time the showrunner began doing similar “interviews” with YouTubers (who are, generally speaking, The Worst interviewers), not only is it where many of the common talking points in defense of the show originated from (most notably “It can’t be a 1:1 adaptation” in response to any changes), but he told all these YouTubers that he was *such* a Big Fan of all of them - even the ones who were critical of the live action - and that he was using their videos as inspiration for writing the live action episodes.

Now, I’m not saying that the showrunner was lying when he said those things. But I do think that such a move meant there were no boundaries and a MASSIVE conflict of interest between someone who should be considered a representative for Netflix and creators and fans with huge reach in the fanbase. Because suddenly the OPLA was getting reframed not as another Netflix product, but as a really expensive fan film (that Netflix happened to be funding) - a fan film that Fans Like Them were having an indirect hand in helping create because the showrunner was also a fan of them. Combine that with how heavily it was pushed that Oda had to approve everything, and the whole thing started gaining this undercurrent of the live action adaptation almost being an endorsement of their interpretation of the source material… even as it became more obvious OPLA would deviate heavily from that same source material. But that sentiment only got more pronounced as those same YouTubers started getting opportunities to privately tour the sets and some even spoke to the writers that led to being labeled as unofficial-official consultants. Now, with another One Piece YouTuber from the same Reverie that the showrunner took part in a member of the season 2 writers room, there’s kinda this unspoken atmosphere surrounding that corner of the community that if you heap enough praise onto this adaptation, you too could be scouted for the next season and get endorsed (maybe even meet) Oda too!

It would be funny that the whole thing was that such a painfully transparent move on the showrunner’s part (most blatant example being that he hosted an anime podcast that totally wasn’t made just to endorse the show guys! He just wanted to talk to all his friends about anime and just HAPPENED to make the last episode the same day the live action aired!) if it hadn’t been so effective.

Like I said: diabolical.

I can't speak on whether or not those YouTubers are good interviewers, because I literally cannot blame them for jumping at the opportunity since the early stages WERE exciting and I have no doubt they were barred from asking certain questions. But my opinion is...perhaps stick to journalists for interviews since that's their job hh.

But god the marketing was absolutely insane. Was having Iñaki meeting Oda and putting a hat on his head, AS WELL as Mayumi Tanaka, not insanely performative to anyone else? Does anyone seriously think Oda willingly asked to do this and 'pass down' the hat for a project we KNOW he was continuously not listened to for 😭 all I can see is Netflix doing the MOST to make One Piece fans side with them, and it WORKED!

When the live action came out it got INSANELY review bombed. It'd only been ten minutes since the episodes had come out and the final episode already had hundreds of reviews and hundreds of 10/10s. Netflix did all they could to make sure NO ONE cared to look at this critically, and it's so frustrating that it worked cause I can't even have a reasonable conversation about why this adaptation simply did not work as an adaptation without tons of people biting my head off.

I've said it before but I will never forget the shift of people questioning why the hell this live action was being made, and why the hell the Merry looked like that (la Merry had been leaked) because...guys she looked like shit!! There's no colour or personality in it and she just looks creepy as hell.

And that's what everyone was originally saying! But suddenly you have the show runner reaching out to YouTubers, you have the announcement that Oda's approving EVERYTHING (we know for a fact he didn't), and suddenly the public opinion shifted like THAT!

Honestly if anyone wants an a grade course in how you market to a loyal fandom, just look at what Netflix did! Because EVERYONE can have their own opinion and say they liked it, but as an ADAPTATION? I stand my ground in saying it failed miserably. Because the fact people who NEVER saw the animanga are coming out of the live action with DIFFERENT perceptions of the story and characters- to the point you are genuinely talking about two different characters - the adaptation has failed.

Because, yes, an adaptation can't be 1:1, Matt Owens is correct. But what he DIDN'T say, is when you adapt something, what you need to keep in mind is fidelity. If your goal for an adaptation IS to bring an existing property into a new medium, and WANTING to replicate the characters and EXPRESS the same story - which the producers said this would be MULTIPLE times! - you better damn well hope the non One Piece watchers can jump from the live action to the manga/anime and go "Oh! Yes this is the Luffy that was presented to me in the live action!"

And they don't, especially not with other characters. The amount of non One Piece fans who then picked up the anime and were SHOCKED at just how focused on Sanji and Usopp were in the original should speak volumes, should it not?

Again, you can like the live action! I think it did its job in essentially being an advertisement for the original One Piece. But as a story and an adaptation of One Piece, it just failed. And I simply hate being unable to bring anything into question because Netflix's insane marketing has made this environment of "it's good cause I said so and everything's fine, shut up" 😭😭

It's genuinely an insanely good example of anime to live action adaptation and why, in my opinion, it just doesn't work. But I can't go into any kind of depth about that in a long form video essay the way I'd like to because my anxiety would go off the charts - even if I speak reasonably about it, because of the air created from Netflix's insane marketing. I just think it's kinda sad hhh

[chaifootsteps]

I'm a recent animation graduate and this will probably be all over the place but I'll try to stay consistent.

When I first got into HH/HB, I was 14 and got super excited because it didn't seem like it was going to be another Family Guy or South Park (which nothing against them specifically but they kinda have the 'adult cartoon' format). I was excited because it looked like it had a lot of heart put into it and was going to be a show with emotional maturity. Looking back now though I think a lot of that 'heart' I saw before came from the HuniCast streams. Everyone just seemed really passionate and it was really admirable. I used to be a big Vivzie fan and I could never understand why some people didn't like her even when I read the evidence. But the more she keeps going onto Twitter I think the more she's digging a hole for herself. Like it's hard for me to think you can take criticism when you give an entire Twitter thread about why you can :T

I didn't mind HB when it's first season came around and I even defended the circus a little when it came out. But once the high wore off, I realized there were some things to be critiqued here. Seeing Stars really solidified that for me, and Exes and Oohs dug the grave. That freaking dildo scene after Moxxie's backstory felt like such a smack in the face and then after Viv says she added that in because it was funny. The show keeps dicking around with its tone, characters, and plot that I don't know what to take seriously and what to root for anymore. I know the show definitely wants to root for Stolitz (mostly Stolas) from how many passes he seems to fucking get. All the nuance from before fucking vanished!! On top of that, some fan interactions made me realize most people just want Stolitz together to see them fuck and not because they'd actually be compatible (maybe I'm wrong idk I'm AroAce).

It really sucked to see what was happening with Hazbin too. Fans were saying it was A24's fault for the marketing and changes when I'm pretty sure most of that was on Viv (especially with the redesigns i'll never forgive those). A24 is known for giving a lot of creative freedom. And HB's writing made me really scared for HH with how cluttered it all was

I could go on and maybe I'll do it another time but IN CONCLUSION thanks for actually critiquing things that deserved to be critiqued and not letting the raging fans get to you. I've never seen a more rabid fanbase than this one (and I know people who are into K-pop) and Viv just keeps enabling it and vice versa

I'm just glad there are actually emotionally mature adult cartoons out there now that treat its audience like actual grown-ups (Fionna and Cake, Lackadaisy, Arcane, etc) and now that they exist I've realized that the Hellaverse is just not that at all

It sucks, doesn't? I know I've said it a lot, and I'll doubtless say it again, but it's just sad and it sucks. And I think we can be grateful for the good times even as we sit here and wonder how things got so bad.

Emotionally mature adult cartoons existed before Vivzie and they seem to be coming off the assembly line faster and faster these days, and that's a wonderful thing. We just don't need Vivzie anymore, never really did, but certainly don't now. She can pretend she's the only adult cartoon in the world and the only one to ever feature queer characters all she likes, but the rest of us will be over here in the real world.

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

joy to the world

i tried to watch this one when it came out but couldnt get through it. let's try to get it over with…

opening with ww in england gives me such automatic zzzzzes . (explenation: the problem when u like doctor who so much is that by this point ive seen / read / heard So Much doctor who that every story is competing with every other story. and there's been so much "ww england doctor who" that it's like… yeah yeah ok i've seen this. let's move on)

the other thing with this episode is i'm already prejudiced against it because from the premise, i just think of el ministerio del tiempo, and how i could be watching that instead of this, bc although eMdT many times was a homage to DW, it ended up surpassing it many times sdkfj

(like in how DW is dead afraid of doing Pure Historicals bc they are "harder to do" since like, 4th's era and eMdT was 90% Pure Historicals)( with longer episodes even)

the Other thing is i think RTD made a tactical error by not asking for this special to be with ruby and 14, instead of a companion of the week. we rlly needed more time with ruby. even if it was her having a parallel storyline to this or smth. idk, i just feel like im gonna watch an hour of filler / something not connected to the main arc…. (happy to be proven wrong)

"two women in fact" "well that doesnt surprise" i have warmed up to moffat a lot of the year but this kind of frat boy humor of his…still grating lol

"democracy itself will fall" Topical Moment (tm) #1

THEME SONG!!!!!

imagine getting on the orient express after reading the orient express. that's like planes showing disaster movies on flight

(this montage is so euro-centric with its locations lol)

"there's always a door like that in a hotel, a funny locked one" the rl observation that inspired the story?

"i mena, i could just get a fridge" hehe

"AH YES, HABIT" I CRY / "never get used to them leaving" mood doctor. i miss ruby.

Ncuti has a way of delivering these moffatism where they are a lot more charming than grating dsklfj if eleven said "mysterious mr. you" or "special agent clint rock" i would be rolling my eyes sm

(no offense to matt smith since part of the ~mystique of eleven is that he was intentionally grating lol) (so like i Get It but i Enjoy this characterization more)

the thing with this montage is i felt it was kinda disorientating? the dialogue is trying to do A Lot as are the movements, but it's also like… the editing in these first 5 minutes it's too frantic for me. it's like cut-cut-cut-cut. pls dw i'm too old 4 this. i'm a novelera. i like sitting down.

fringe's Observer energy from the briefcase guy

"time hotel, what does that mean?" this. this is the line that made me stop the episode and put me on hiatus from being a whovian for 4 months. he would not fucking say that.

STOP TELLING ME WHAT EACH DOOR IS WHEN THE VISUALS MAKE IT OBVIOUS AHHHHH ( EL MINISTERIO NEVER COMITTED THIS SHOW-DONT-TELL-WHAT-YOU'VE-ALREADY-SHOWN SIN WITH ITS TIME DOORS!!!)

"why is there always an extra door and why is it always locked?? that's the way to the time hotel!!!" I GET IT!!!! YOU ALREADY STATED THIS, EPISODE!!!!! AHHH

yeah this was the thing sdklfjsd these 5 minutes of build up for such a literally obvious and KINDA PLAYED OUT trope made me so angry sldkfjsd i just couldnt get through it.

ok let me take a pause to calm down sdlkfjsd and get a snack

… ok arepas served. good faith restored. lets gooo

-"this is gonna be the least ive ever let somebody down" aw trev sdkfljds he's a mood

why did it loop back to the trailer scenes t.t ugh hh

" i went and let him down" The Long Running Companion Arc Moment (tm) #1

"i do like an explanation" ok um. hot.

"this is just like men all over" "ugh, i know!" GROANnns

"don't call him a lizard man" lines that Hit Different with a black doctor

rip she took the case. rip joy. i knew she had a charlie pollard energy lol

(the thing that kills me abt this ep is that so far the time hotel is just set dressing sdklfj saudades of the god complex utilizing its premise so well...)

GOD finally a Good Fucking Scene. "i love those guys, stay alive for those guys" MIRROR MOMENT #1 also!!! connects to how visually this was feeling like regeneration dust

"that was an implanted idea. you were being mansplained by that briefcase" groan. hated that lol

"with extreme prejudice" oi? eyes emoji? lines that hit different with a black doctor #2

"i'm not the future, he is the past" love the doctor being rude about himself lol

two-doctors-from-time-travel is such a moffatism too...

"THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU! THAT'S WHY EVERYONE LEAVES YOU! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS ALONE!" someone pls. pls take 14 to therapy.

also i kinda have to stretch it a bit but i guesss i can see why this can be connected to The Moment he decides to leave ruby .bc instead of thinking about ruby at that moment with her mom, he was thinking of What Was The Doctor Thing To Say (tm) .(underlined: HE DECIDED to leave her. he's the one who decides to leave a lot of the time) (thats a points to work on ur therapy, fourteen)

"it's a long story, but basically…" lol love the doctor being an ass to himself (but again, therapy, son…)

"AND THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY CHAIRS" and there used to be chairs Sometimes T.T my poor blorbo…

"ha ha women and their diets" moment……….

RUBY SUNDAY NAMEDROP!!!!!!

"gotta let people get on with their lives" aghghghgkjhkjhkj

"it doesn't take me where i want to go" "but it takes you where you need to go" "why is my car blue now?" dkljsdklfj scream @ the doctor being a doctor who fan trying to get his roommate into doctor who.

"love it when the clocks go forward, don't you?" "i always have" mmmm. curious line

"online, mostly. for some reason there's loads of them" scream. my favorite line so far.

also lol nobody notice the conspiciously large box of tissue at the top of this clearly-emotionally-stable-man's table

lol i thought he was gonna steal the chair

"can't move if you're looking at them" this episode is curious bc obvs we know from interviews they always write specials with the intention of being seen by new people, but it also has like… a Ton of references per second. and their abundance feels kind of intentional.

(maybe it's an attempt to connect this more to the previous seasons after a lot of people complained about "s1"/s14 feeling disconnected? orrr maybe it says something about 14 still constructing his Sense of Identity after The Flux, and that mirroring the meta of how the show is needing to Construct a new identity beyond its past.

(show-within-a-show energy. we're back baby)

"chair night" sdkfdf. nerds

this montage is fun but the front desk lady feels kinda blank to me tbh so this whole "friendship" also feels kinda blank.

"what are you waiting for?" "nothing… nothing" lies lies lies yeah

"i dont have a boyfriend" EYES NARROW. UM EXCUSE ME CHEATER, WHAT ABOUT JONATHAN GROFF.

somewhere the master is boiling in rage that i didnt think of him first but instead thought of Bird Man lol

this is the thing tho… general take incoming… like: i really enjoy the long-running story, i enjoy this. but… i dont know, i also dont like when doctor who is only about the doctor. i think it gets too self-involved, and forgets to develop / make engaging as well the "of the week" aspect of doctor who, the fact you can tell new stories about new people all the time (like anita here who feels so much like a placeholder, and not a specific person… like she's a stand-in for the tropes she's supposed to evoke in the doctor) i think this show is best when it manages to do both, but i think 14's era has kinda struggled with that (tbh, i think we've struggled with that since like… series 4 with ten, that self-referential, self-involved tendency got worse with each season) (bar exceptions like s10 or s11,which intentionally tried to be less self-referential)

"you're married, aren't you?" laughs but also EYES EMOJI

"and dont be alone at christmas, because you dont need to be, cos ill be right here ". see this is what i mean sdklfj anita is so (unrealistically?)complacent it just mirrors my annoyance with how complacent and Convenient this "character" is to The Doctor's Story / The Long Running Arc, and it takes me out from what's being played by this actress in such an Earnest way. it's just, idk… like other things in this episode, it's not an Elegant writing structure. it feels too much like i'm seeing all the wires.

-(also wow this is such a frat boy fantasy isnt it. woman who dont demmand anything from their parnetsrs...)

and the other thing with this whole secuence like… again, i get what it is Doing, i like it in Theory, but it's like.. it's so idyllic and conflict-free, that again...it doesn't feel like a Real friendship.

"be kind. you'll miss her" i wont actually

"one year of you"long running companion arc moment #3

also half the episode wasn't spent with joy…

"when you explain things, do people tend to feel any better?" "not usually, no" we need new blood in the writer's pool…i feel like i've heard this same exchange 50 times…

"you would need one thing, time"

"you see a house, you can hide yourself" good line

the doctor is giving big arm-chair-internet-psycologist energy in this "u can tell a lot about a person from their hotel room choice" monologue.

which i know is not the intention. the intention is that we think he's being Super Clever and someone who has spent a year Knowing The Human Condition(tm) , but just like og sherlock holmes doing ""body lenguage analysis"" , this is not true deduction. and it's not scientific. and it's not true Understanding of people.

tho i guess altho the intention is the opposite… it works for a characterization of the doctor. he's someone who Knows A Lot about people, but doesn't always Understand them.

i think this is the most fascinating moment of the ep so far for me. we're getting a glimpse at 14's darkness. his smile when he tries to trigger joy to get into a shame spiral.. it's such a "14 scaring the babies for fun" in space babies moment..

(sdklfj the other thing about this show is it always Triggers something in my brain that makes it go BRRR so it's taking me 3 hours to watch a 1 hour episode. rip)

"because i let her down" trev parallel?

"i could never change that" yesss finally some good fucking specific characterization

"mums, ey?" STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 14 UGH

"there's not such thing as a bad way to save someone" there kinda is...this is going to become a Problem for 14 at some point….

VILLENGARD!!!!!

yeah yeah i get it . another "capitalism is bad story". how about doing some "socialism is good" stories for once, beebs/disney? oh right. you cant do that. bc to you , capitalism is good.

it's cool how this "consciousness uploading is terrifying" trope is been there since the library episodes, all the way to boom and here, isnt it? i think this is one of moffat's more successful recurring themes. i like it when it comes back

"you would need 65 million years" oh this is what i was trying to work out too when he worked out the briefcase sdlfkjs like dude, what a convoluted and inconvenient way to grow a star??? would any company actually do that??? then again, fossil fuels are actually irrational as well so maybe that's The Point lol

"i screwed up, joy" the other thing with this kind of doctor who episode is… the doctor is Figuring Stuff Out faster than i can even keep up.like all these Maneuvers (the two doctors paradox, the time lodger trope, this right now with him figuring out the briefcase, etc etc) that we've seen before in other time travel stories are being deployed here at lighting speed, so i'm not really getting a pause to enjoy the puzzle or The Mystery. there's not really enough time for me to enjoy the confusion or to try to work things out. because the doctor Has to be established as Smart in every scene.

i think it's also why i knew from the montage that i would struggle with this ep, bc part of what makes a lot of doctor who episode Work, since the classic days, is the sense of mystery, of arriving at one place and figuring out oh, "it's actually a filming stage!" or "the robots were actually people!" or, "oh! space titanic was actually an insurance scheme!!" but it's like in this ep (and a lot of eps in New Who)… those mysteries aren't actually "unveiled", just literally there in the title of the ep.

(struggled to articulate that point but i hope it made some kind of sense)

"and renewed hope for the future, however, im dead"

im also taking a lot of time bc i need to go back every few lines to understand what was being said… this show needs to learn again how to Slow Down…

rotational mavity!

hell yeah sentient stars / planet trope my beloved

"to her" i knew they were going to do this since the montage dsklfj only the gays like to read after all.

"why did you take it?" "because it was there" stop trying to make everything into A Line(tm)… not everything needs to be A Line (tm)…

it would have been funny if they had put the dinosaur during the goodbye "mission complete sir" moment lol

"im not dying, im changing (…) and you need to change too" "EXCUSE ME????" LMAO BURN -"you stayed in that room for a year" yuppp

aww this is very nice with everyone looking at the same star (if a bit sad bc we've killed all star-gazing with our light-polluting lol) but this is also a thing i think DW excels at, which is having these kind of carl sagan "making peace with our place in the universe", it's why altho this show is not Hard Scifi, i really always insist that it should be thought of as scifi and not fantasy or fairy tale fiction… bc it still rlly, rlly shines when it does the Themes of scifi that place us in the univ - OH MY GODrubyRUBYRUBSYDFKSDHKJ!!!!!!! AHHHHHH (Throws a chair)

"hi, mom" i sCREAM

"would you be interested in working at the time hotel?" ok but here's another thing that like. sdlkfj rubs me off about this premise. would the doctor really let something like a time hotel stay up? the time hotel is iffy. it's also a Business. more than the whole briefcase thingy, there was a whole storyline about disaster-tourism (and about Messing With History) here waiting to be told that just… wasnt the focus of the episode, for some reason???

ok this is the other side of the coin of the "uploading a consciousness" device with moffat that i Dont Like slkdfjsd but im tired of writing sdklfjfdffdf so just copy+paste the classic critique about "moffat cant kill off characters/follow the theme of "everything has its time" and lets move on.

cant believe baby jesus died bc he held a briefcase.

well,altho this was an episode i Struggled with, tbf from the lenght of this post u can tell it clearly had a lot of food in it lol

i appreciate the things it was trying to do with the themes of loneliness and self-esteem (even if in execution i also found them lacking). i also liked all the beats about the long running arc, jonathan groff moment, etc…

but… i wish it wasn't all that there is, you know? joy was underutilized. anita and trev had charm, but they were also underdeveloped and Way too Obviously meant to say something about the long running companion arc, rather than being good characters first….

and i feel the concept of a "time hotel" evokes a specific magical-realism atmosphere aspect that wasnt utilized well… hell in the end the whole "hotel" aspect was more set-dressing and an excuse for the complicated "time bags" mechanics. (which sucks bc i love hotel-fiction…)

(another thing is i really disagree with rtd and company is that that christmas specials are "necessary". and thus all this insistence that "you shouldnt be alone at christmas" and etc. there's something very conservative, rigid and hegemony-building about the whole notion.

(you can actually be alone at christmas. i promise it's fine. you dont even need to celebrate christmas. in fact most of the world doesnt.)

i apreferred chidbnall's choice to have the festive episodes at new years, which not only is a more open and fun celebration, but also has a theme of "renewal" which is more fitting for the current stage that the long running arc is at rn (more so than the theme of "loneliness", imho). but oh well, i guess this is one of those things that's pointless to complain about bc it looks like something management is very set on keeping)

anyway… 7.5/10? maybe? it would be an 9/10 if it did things just a little different sdkfl

[strawberrymilkshakeprice]

Hirano sneeze Headcannons

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD DEAD- ok I’ll stop… Hiiii, sooooo here’s the thing you asked for!!! Hope you like it! Please like it

How do they sneeze:

I personally like to think he stifles his sneezes because he thinks it’s polite, but mostly because his regular sneezes are loud. And the stifle is silent, but not fully silent like he kinda makes ‘uh’ noise after y’know? I think his stifle sneezes kinda sound like: “Hh— hHGkt— uh!”And his regular sneeze sounds like: “A’DSHU’H” like dude doesn’t even give you a warning no hitching or anything it’s just so sudden and out there, sometimes he doesn’t even know the sneeze is coming!

How many times do they sneeze:

I think he’s more of like, a one and done type of dude. But on rare occasions he sneezes like 2-3 times, but that’s only when he has a cold or his allergies are acting up.

Do they have allergies:

OH BOY, allergy is a field day i kid you not, this child will sneeze every five seconds! (I like to think he’s a, he’s i my nose isn’t sensitive till it’s not, kinda guy) I swear one time he gave poor Miyano a heart attack because he sneezed so loudly. I’d like to think he is hitchy when his allergies are acting up, like he is REALLY hitchy the type of hitchy that makes you think some on is crying. I’d like to also think that since his regular sneezes have no build up whatsoever! His allergies sneezes do! Like, it’s scary how long it takes them to build up! One time he was with miyano and they pollen count was so bad that day and they were just standing there at the school entrance for 2 minutes! All because Hirano had to sneeze, and all for him to lose the sneeze. I think he’s allergic to spices, and dogs! I have a headcannon that his roommate (i forgot his name) has a dog that stays with his parents and when he gets home, Hirano is a mess

Do they stifle:

All the time! It’s funny because i feel like he’s the type of person that tells people to not stifle, but he does.

How do they feel about caretaking:

he will never admit but he only and i mean ONLY accepts care taking from his roommate. But his sick sneezes are loud as SH*T (excuse my French)

How do they feel about sneezing:

he thinks it’s unnecessary and can’t accept nor come to the fact it’s a human function, he’s a germaphob.

Do they bless people?

yes he does. But one ‘bless you’ is all you’re getting, don’t expect another one if you sneeze more then once (he only does that for his roommate)

ANYWAYS THATS ALL THE HEADCANNONS I HAVE I HOPE YOU LIKED IT, (i also need a fan name to call you guys, please give me suggestions)

[gothmikasagf]

Hi! I’ve been following this blog for a bit and I love that you are having a HH phase, bc same. Can I get a matchup for the event?

★Gender and pref: I’m a he/she and choose how I present myself based on the setting bc I’m not that open with ppl (yeah, I think it’s important to express yourself but realistically that won’t get me far in certain settings in my country); no gender pref but I’m not too fond of some writing choices when it comes to women in Viv’s works, depends on a character though

★Style: kinda rockstar gf vibe? Sometimes softer colours too

★Personality, hobbies: I’m social and extroverted. Usually that leaves me as a leader of whatever group I’m in. I have a little bit of a hater in me, but I don’t show it if ppl don’t encourage it. I do like when it’s being enabled though. It’s not convenient when you’re in a position where ppl ask you for opinions and actually follow your guide, yk, if I manage an event I’m not going to go around shit talking everything. It feels nice to have someone who does that though, makes it easier to join in and not feel like a jerk (or at least be jerks together I guess??). I write my own songs and am in a band as a backup vocal. Kinda proud that it’s my band but I need to get better until I step up as anything more. I’m a bit of a perfectionist. I like to tease ppl if given the opportunity. Others say I’m flirty. Bold with it at that. I’m ambitious too. Kind of a big thing but I have npd (if you want to look it up without reading scientific papers, go on tumblr, bc the rest of the internet is filled with ‘demonic narcissism’ bullshit) and it influences the way I am. I care lots about my image and don’t have a ton of empathy. I don’t go kicking puppies, but it’s noticeable how I lack in this department. Sometimes people say I’m ’too nice to have it’ cause i do well with kids and do all the youth group volunteering. Also, I do some martial arts and other sports. Kinda sceptical of romance at this point cause I had lots of it and I don’t mix well with a lot of people, but maybe I could do something serious for once if I had the right person. I try to be responsible and respectful but I have no issue finding my place at a wild party or something. I'm pretty chill in general, but I can be soft-er if I want, like with children or if the few ppl I actually am close with (I've got many friend groups but I struggle to make meaningful connections) need me. Usually I just stay my highly analytical, laid back self and say my silly little comments every once in a while. Heard I’m pretty funny if I want to be. My love language is acts of service. I like small things and I do them a lot. I can do words too, but I don't care for them in return. Like, you can be an asshole (up to a limit, I know my worth) and it’s cool with me if I see you have your ways of caring like putting on a song I like in the car

★❤️&💔: love movies like Fight Club (my fav), American Psycho and Donnie Darko; hate sharks, they freak me out; my fav book is The Catcher in the Rye; hate it when people push me to open up and be emotional; love music and I unironically had a few guys play songs AT me and I actually like that too, tho I get why ppl clown on that

★My type: I like people who are more negative than me and aren't afraid to shittalk everything. Just saying whatever, not caring if they offend ppl (up to a point, some issues aren’t debatable ik). Don't really care for morality (to a certain point, again) if you're charismatic and fun to be around, I’m along for the ride and happy to support whatever you get yourself into. I think I would get along with someone who had a little npd too, I like to be able to relate to my partner a bit. If they work somewhat similarly, I don't have to struggle with understanding some stuff, bc I already know how to manage an ego or grandiose behavior. As for looks. Idk, I don’t have a set type. I think ppl that are bigger than me maybe? I’m pretty athletic so it’s not hard, but I guess that’s been a pattern? Also, I do enough of leading as is so in relationships, I don’t mind watching from the side and supporting whatever my partner is doing

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I love that for us anon^^

I match you with...

Husk!

Man is definitely a hater too. I can definitely see both of you just talking shit about whoever you don't like.

Doesn't mind your flirtations but don't really expect him to reciprocate unless he's out to fluster you.

Silently supportive of your hobbies and your band. He likes that you're a perfectionist but won't let you overwork yourself to the point you forget to take care of yourself.

Demonstrates he cares for you through little things, he won't make a big fuss about it.

Watches whatever movie you like and is there to listen to you if you want to talk about it.

He's pretty chill with anything so you wouldn't have to worry about being judged.

I feel like you would definitely understand each other, he has toned down a lot since his overlord days.

Likes having you sitting at the bar and just be in your presence. If you shit-talk Alastor in front of him he's yours forever.

Hope you enjoyed it and I didn't mess anything up (feel free to reach out if so).

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HELLOOOOOO TUMBLR!

So i'm not sure if someone has created a multifandom!helluvaverse (hellaverse?) but I've got some stuff written down in a google docs document I'd like to share. also, as it turns out, I don't actually know that many fandoms, so I'm requesting input from you lot. SOOOO, Introducing my take on the

MF!Helluvaverse (WIP)

everything about this is a WIP including the name i just thought it'd be funny cuz it kinda looks like it says MotherFucker!Helluvaverse-

Few Notes: I am a big Undertale fan and I tried to curb that here but i kinda made all the rings of hell UT/UTY Locations Im sorry- There are some ships that will result that are, hm, odd, to say the least. I tried to curb that a little bit. I'm trying to go with personality matches here, but i will have to be flexible with a lot. That flexibility will actually show up a lot, but as long as the basic concept can stay the same I'll allow it.

With that said...

Charlie Morningstar - Frisk (Undertale) Razzle, Dazzle, Kiki - WIP Vaggie - Chara (Undertale)

Ok, so the Frisk and Chara interpretations are based off of fanon rather than canon, since there's not much we know about Frisk and Chara's behavior in canon. I feel like I don't need to elaborate much here? I mean, I thought it was clever with the Vaggie-Chara thing, since they both fell from the victorious/more powerful world above, don't like talking about it that much, etc. etc. Charlie-Frisk i feel makes a good bit of sense. This does mean Charisk is a ship in this AU but considering I ship them I'm cool with it. If you don't like it maybe they're not in a relationship but are just good friends/see each other as pseudo-siblings? Any suggestions for Razzle, Dazzle, and Kiki? I had the inclination to use temmies but i feel like i used enough Undertale (especially looking later on with the rings)

Alastor - Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) Niffty - Peridot (Steven Universe)

So. Alastor-Bill Cipher I feel needs no explanation. They're both tumblr sexymen with cool powers and evil tendencies (personally I feel like Pilot!Alastor is a tumblr sexyman and S1!Alastor doesn't but that's a can of worms for a different time). Niffty-Peridot is the one out of the initial six i spent the most time trying to think of, because I couldn't really think of anyone for Niffty, but then i remembered that she's kinda socially inept/unaware, and then I just thought of Peridot.

When Bill last went up against [Vox], The [Vees] had managed to place a spell on him, draining him of most of his power. The one he made the deal with lent him some power in exchange for his soul. His motivation is to defeat the [Vees], break the spell, and end the deal.

The Spell would be like the Magic Barrier in Gravity Falls, preventing Cipher from spreading his chaos beyond the town, except instead of limiting where the power extends to, it just limits how much power.

Angel Dust (Anthony) - The Ink Demon (Bendy) (BATIM/DR) Fat Nuggets - Boris (BATIM/DR) Husk - Cuphead (Cuphead)

Get ready for some real creative liberties on my part. So. Bendy would act more like the Bendy from that Hell's Kitchen AU rather than a canon version of Bendy. He's basically done with making films (whether you want that to be cartoons or porn films like in HH is up to you) but he still has to do it because of the contract. Meanwhile, I considered how Cuphead went to that casino and gambled his soul away. I also drew a bit of inspiration from the Casino Cups AU and how in that AU Cuphead ended up working for the Devil's Casino serving drinks and stuff. So, we've got a Cuphead who gambled his soul away to Bill and is at a very low point in his life. Because HH is gravitating towards HuskerDust, that would mean that in this AU BendyxCuphead is a ship. Uhh, take with that what you will. If you don't like it maybe they're not in a relationship but are just good friends or smth. Actually you can do this with all of the ships. Boris would be more like a small wolf/dog Bendy has as a pet rather than an actual person/character

Sir Pentious - Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) Eggs - Perry the Platypus Clones (Phineas and Ferb)

This one is the one out of the main cast im most iffy about. Pentious and Doofenshmirtz are both science geniuses that try to be evil but fail every step of the way. Eventually they get redeemed. uhh i just chose lil perry clones cuz i thought'd be funny

Cherri Bomb - Harley Quinn (DC, Harley Quinn)

Chaotic, Fights for the people they care about, i think you can see the connections here

Zestial - Golden/Shadow Freddy (FNAF)

They're spooky people we dont know much about. That's all there is to it

Mimzy - Spinel (Steven Universe Future)

Now, when I say Spinel, im not talking about the Spinel from the Movie. The characterization of Spinel is drastically different between the movie and the epilogue series. Future paints Spinel as just an overly annoying and excited character that doesn't feel like that's what Spinel should be after the events of the Movie. SUFuture!Spinel feels like a good fit for Mimzy (plus they have the same voice actor, innit?). SUMovie!Spinel doesn't. I just wanted to clear that up here.

Emily - Crowley (Good Omens) Sera - Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Now, when I say Crowley, I mean Pre-Fall!Crowley, like the one we see at the beginning of S2 creating those stars and stuff. They're both really loving life and trusting of Heaven's plan but then they find out some stuff and things go awry. If you believe Em's gonna fall later in HH there's more parallels. Aziraphale believes in Heaven's plans and all that jazz, sticking to those beliefs and stuff, which I feel kinda mirrors Sera's insistence on the current plan Heaven is using.

Lucifer Morningstar - 10th Doctor (Doctor Who) Rubber Ducks - Mini K9's (Doctor Who)

Originally I was debating on whether or not to use the 10th or 11th Doctor, but i eventually stuck with the 10th. Sure, 11 is more silly, but i feel like 10 is just kinda angsty-filled while still retaining that charm and silliness. Plus, I liked the idea of having K9s as Rubber Ducks

Other Stuff

Heaven - Gallifrey (Doctor Who) Hell - Underground (Undertale/UTYellow) Exterminators - Red Guards (Squid Game) Ring of Pride - Ruins/Dark Ruins (UT/UTY) Ring of Wrath - Hotland (UT/UTY) Ring of Gluttony - Dunes (UTY) Ring of Greed - Snowdin (UT/UTY) Ring of Lust - Steamworks (UTY) Ring of Envy (No appearance yet) - Waterfall (UT) Ring of Sloth - New Home (UT/UTY) Belphegor (No appearance yet) - Medic (TF2) Blitzø - Dave Miller (DSAF)

WIP/Needed I'm still brainstorming and lookin for ideas. If you've got any suggestions for these (or for any of the others), let me know!

Upper Angels Pentagram City Imp City Satan (No appearance yet) Queen Bee Mammon Azmodeus Leviathan (No appearance yet) Moxxie Millie Luna Cherubs Dhorks Stolas Stella Octavia Fizzaroli Striker Crimson Adam Lilith Eve Roo (No appearance yet) Lute Happy Hazbin Hotel Razzle, Dazzle, Kiki Carmilla Carmine Odette and Clara Cannibal Town Rosie Vox Valentino Velvette

Welp. That's everything. I'll be taking any feedback

[sinner-sunflower]

P.2 HH Lucifer-centric AU 11/?

STORY 1, PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 14.5, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22, PART 23, PART 24, PART 25, PART 26

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Lilith: Sign the papers, Lucifer.

Lucifer: Wha- Why?

Lilith: I don't think- This needs to end now. We both knew it won't last for all eternity.

Lucifer: Lily?

Lilith: I'm leaving.

Lucifer: Lilith, please! Talk to me! At least tell me why! How about Charlie! Our daughter, Lily!

Lilith: It’s just better this way. Believe me. You’ll understand someday. And she will too.

Lucifer: Is this because you’re afraid I'll overshadow and control you? That I'll hurt you like Adam did? Because I won’t. Lilith, please. I love you so much. I can step down! You can be the sole ruler of hell is that's what you want. Please.

Lilith: Stop this, Lucifer. Don’t make this harder than it is.

Lucifer: I.....can’t stop you, can't I?

Lilith: No.

Lucifer: I guess you’re the one doing the hurting this time. Is that what you’ve wanted all along?

Lilith doesn’t respond. She leaves. 

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Lucifer awakens to the scent of Marigolds and the sound of strangled crying. He's vaguely aware of the weight of his body being cradled by someone, their tears falling onto his still form.

With a lot of effort on his part, he commands his vision to clear and the ringing in his ears to subside. Gradually, his surroundings comes into focus, revealing Charlie to be the one holding him, her face contorted with anguish that should never be present on his little girl's face.

'Who did that? Who made my Charlie cry?'

Her words tumble out in a frantic stream, but Lucifer struggles to respond, his voice caught in his throat. It dawns on him that Charlie isn't aware of his consciousness, her attention absorbed by her own distress.

Squinting against the haze of confusion, he realizes she's speaking to someone else entirely.

Charlie: A-angel hurry, please! I don't know what just happened. You're the number I- and I'm sorry please help me!

Lucifer can't hear what Angel was saying on the other end but they're muffled. Each unintelligible word seems to only worsen his daughter's tears, and oh, how he longs to comfort her.

Helplessness washes over him as he wishes to move, to reach out and wipe away his most precious' tears.

'That's what a good dad should do, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's kinda funny how Charlie is the one craddling me right now. I miss her baby days.'

He must have chuckled because Charlie whips her head down to him.

Charlie: Dad! You're awake! Thank you. You're okay, dad, don't worry. I- Angel, he's awake! I don't know! I just found him, oh god, Angel- I thought he-he-

There's frantic voices on the other line, the residents are all probably huddled in the phone attempting to calm Charlie down. Lucifer didn't get to hear what the overlapping voices were saying when the sanctuary's doors fly open revealing the radio demon.

Suddenly, the sanctuary's doors burst open, revealing Alastor. With a keen eye, he spots Lucifer and Charlie, and wasting no time before teleporting to their side in a blink, concern evident as he checks on them both.

Charlie: A-Al, thank god you're here. I- I

Alastor: My dear, you must calm yourself. Breathe.

Charlie: I can't!

Alastor: Yes you can. Count from a hundred backwards.

Charlie: 100, 99, 98.....80... I ca-can't please-

Charlie freezes as a gentle hand touches her cheek, prompting her to lower her gaze. With deliberate tenderness, he reaches for her hand, guiding it to his chest, positioning it over his heart. A silent reassurance pulses beneath her touch, the steady, calming rhythm of her father's heart.

Lucifer: I'm okay, duckie. Feel it. I'm okay. I'm breathing. I'm alive.

Charlie: D-dad.

Alastor: Match his breathing, dear.

After a minute, Charlie managed to calm down enough to form coherent sentences. She reiterates what she walked in on earlier and Lucifer is horrified. His daughter shouldn't have seen that but he's also berating himself. He knew that he shouldn't have told Keekee that Charlie could come. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID-

A snap of a finger stops the start of another spiral.

Alastor: None of that. We will have a talk about this but first, let us go back to the hotel for now. It must be uncomfortable laying on a frozen floor, no?

The King of Hell wants to say something but he knows there's no arguing with a fretting Alastor. Charlie is already outside on the phone again, most likely talking to whoever was at the hotel or maybe the Sins. He's hoping she doesn't call them right away; they're bigger worrywarts than him.

Charlie: -no no. He's fine now We're going to take him back to the hotel. Yes. Yes. Of course. Maybe in a few hours? Yes, I'll call you after we check him over. Yes. Thank you, Aunt Bel.

He yelps in surprise as the radio demon picks him up and holds him bridal style.

Lucifer: What the hell you doing??

Alastor: Why, carrying you, my love!

Lucifer: I can walk just fine.

Alastor raised an eyebrow at this then promptly dropped him.

Lucifer: Ow! What the fuck?!

Alastor: That does not look like standing. Perhaps it's opposite day today?

Lucifer all but growls but knows he's got him there. With a groan, he relents, deciding that he's going to be complain all the way back if he can help it.

Lucifer: Fine.

Alastor: What was that~?

Lucifer: I said fine! Carry me you tacky piece of shit!

He's pouting but he doesn't care. He's the King of Hell for Father's sake! Why is he letting this man bully him??

Alastor only smiles as he picked him up again. At least someone is enjoying this humiliation.

The way Alastor is holding him is doing something to him and had Alastor always been this handsome??

They meet Charlie outside already with one of their limousines. Thankfully, no reporters are camping anymore around the palace or this will be another big scandal that will most likely damage his image. Not that he cares what people in Hell think of him but whatever they they perceive him as extends to Charlie and he's not going to give them any ammunition on her.

Charlie: You sure you're alright, Dad?

Lucifer: Yes, sweetheart. I just want to be in a bed right now.

Alastor: I could always teleport you there, my dear. Would be faster than this death contraption.

Lucifer: I will throw up on you.

Alastor's eye twitches but doesn't say anything back. They sit in semi-comfortable silence the rest of the ride.

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Alastor: Charlie, why don't you talk to the others and your uncles and aunts about your father's condition? I'll take his majesty up in his room. I'm sure the last thing he needs is to be bombarded with questions at this time.

Charlie: You're right. Thanks, Al.

Charlie squeezed Lucifer's hand in a silent reassurance.

Charlie: I'll follow you later, Dad. Love you.

Oh, how he loves her so.

Lucifer: Okay, duckie.

He almost threw up when Alastor teleported them up to his tower but before he could, the sinner put up a lemon tea up on his face. Muttering a small thanks, the King of Hell took a few sips before deciding to lay down.

Alastor is still not interrogating him but maybe the other can smell his exhaustion. No. The guy did not talk at all. He only moved to sit by his side, leaning back to the headrest. Lucifer takes this as an invitation to hug the other's waist like a bolster and snuggles closer. The Sin of Pride feels his partner's hand combing through his hair and humming an old tune.

He's afraid of seeing Roo again as he tightens his hold on Alastor. The other doesn't even flinch and Lucifer is glad. Alastor usually doesn't like touch so whenever the other allows it, Lucifer savors every second.

Lucifer: I won't blame you, you know?

Alastor: Hmm?

Lucifer: If it's too much. If you wanna leave, you can.

The hand in his hair stops moving but Alastor still said nothing.

Lucifer: I'll remember you though.

Sleep is calling him. He only wishes that he'll dream of nothing this time.

Lucifer: I remember everyone that leaves.

He passes out not hearing Alastor reply, words laced with a genuinity no one else had the privilege to hear.

Alastor: I can assure you, my king, I am not one to give up what I adore that easily.

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I adore that Lilo and Stitch line. It really struck me when I first watched it.

YT also played this Hour of Joy VHS tape and that background tune really gave me inspiration on some future scenes. So, stay tuned.

[needyraincandy-u]

📹 HH Stream: Trying out some funny pills! 🪽

Her package at the hands of the Scarlet Devil got to her so, calmly, once the night came, KAngel made sure that she looked as fabulous as ever, and let some of her puppet corpses to prepare the streaming stage.

With that done (and with no need of getting into cosplay like when she was alive), the Internet Angel struck a pose as soon as her stream was live on HellTube!

🎶 Background music: Angel Falling 🎶

"Gooooodnight, my lovelies! How are my cutie nerds doing today? The Internet Angel has descended!"

It didn't take long for the chat to get filled and spammed with welcoming comments. There was a bit of everything as usual. Kind greetings, insults (that were quickly banned), horny people and long-time fans.

Making a stream in Hell was way more draining to her mental health than it was on Earth, but ah, didn't matter! She had drugs in hand to keep her mind busy this time around!

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■ Hi KAngel!!! 🙏

■ [Deleted Comment]

■ whatcha gonna do today? owo

■ stream title makes me go hmmmm 🤨

⭐ kangel best angel 🤤

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After smiling and letting out a soft chuckle, the Overlord would take out a small pack of pills, shaking it in her hand in front of the camera, and tilting her head to the side to look a bit more innocent.

"So, I recently got my hands on some pills by the Scarlet Devil. You know what that means?" She made a small dramatic pause, before popping off some of the pills so they would fall on her hand.

"That means I'm gonna try some of her products! They're supposed to help someone feel good, right? As an angel, I don't know what these do, but we can find out together!"

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■ my gurl's gonna get high live omg

■ I want soooooome

■ oh I know about those...

⭐ wanna get high with me??

⭐ drop your panties already 😏

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She was aware that what she had in hand were aphrodisiacs. If they're as strong as Remilia said they were, then perhaps she can use that to her advantage.

It's always sinday in Hell (hah!), but she will take the chance of giving them a small show just for today.

Let their imagination fly.

The streamer would put a pair of pills in her mouth, to then swallow easily without even needing the help of water or some other liquid.

"Hmh...ah! How long do you guys think it will take for them to make any kind of effect? If they're that good, they shouldn't take long, right? What do you think it's gonna happen?"

With her audience being Sinners and Hellborn both, she could imagine that more than one person here would recognize the pills, SPECIALLY when she had over millions of followers watching her right now...

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⭐ I would recognize those anywhere lmao

⭐ have u tried imp cock?? because...

■ I dunno I can't afford taking many of those T.T

■ guys guys watch out 😏

⭐ you will want to be riding my holy rod in a moment

■ oh i would love to b with u rn

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The messages are as expected, but KAngel stands tall while resting her hands on her hips and waiting to get hit by the pill's effects.

My, keep those super chats coming, even if they're gross as fuck and she wants them all dead-

"U-Uh...oh, wow, would you look at that?..."

The first thing she feels is her cheeks getting covered in a deep blush. It's like if a fever suddenly hit her whole body, making her shiver and get all bothered.

Her tail raises and her fur floofs up a bit, but she pushes her thighs together and picks her floppy bunny ears, bringing them closer to her face before she makes a pouty face and lets out a heated sigh.

"W-Well! They do funny things to my body! T-They sure hit me like a truck, huh?" She put on a kinda seductive face, while moving her tail to the sides, but feeling herself growing horny at the speed of light.

Holy shit, she needs SEX.

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⭐ KANGEL HMU I CAN HELP

⭐ LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!

⭐ finally gonna go lewd live??? PLS

⭐ masterbate for us :)

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WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. No. Oh my god. The flood of superchats is WONDERFUL. She's getting high on that alone, but she has to cut, she has to cut, she has to cut the stream.

"Y-Your lovely Internet Angel has to end the stream earlier than usual! But I guess that taught us a great lesson: the products from the Scarlet Devil WORK!"

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■ OMG NOOOO DONT GO

■ i've been fed...

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

■ 🙏 BLESS 🙏

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[laughterlust]

heyo! did you get to go to that convention you were talking about? and did you have a good time?

Yes, I did!! It was a ton of fun, I was just bummed that it flew by so fast. There were also just, not a whole lot of panels I was interested in this year, and I didn't get the opportunity to really ham it up when I was cosplaying Sun & Moon on Friday. One of my favorite things to do at cons is join in interactive panels, improv games, LARPing opportunities, because I just love to make people laugh while in cosplay. But Friday, sadly all I really did was dress as Sun, wander around, attend a Mad Libs panel, dress up as Moon, then get super fucking bummed that the panelists in the Mario Party panel refused to even acknowledge my side of the room when choosing players for each round. If anything it just made me determined to try to host a panel as Sunny next year. (I will not be sharing photos of my Sun & Moon cosplays, sorry; even though I have facepaint on, I'm not comfy sharing pics where my face is fully showing.) Saturday as Lucifer was fun though! I joined a Hellaverse/Hazbin photoshoot that lasted a long time and I met so many lovely, funny people that were so encouraging of each other. Many rubber duckies were exchanged.

Saturday night as Fizz was freaking great. I was a contestant in a late-night panel where I had to do improv dances a couple times in front of the audience while they watched silly AMVs in the background. And one of them was the Let It Go parody song "Fuck It All." I was SO stoked, I was just. "YES, THIS IS MY MOMENT, I CAN DO TWO MINUTES NOTICE IRL". Glorious 👌 Later I was a contestant in the Late Night Cosplay Chess. Which was... Mostly good, but lackluster for one main reason: It was not 18+ like it normally is at that time of night. Like. The entire reason I applied for it as Fizz was so I could run off at the mouth with snarky raunchy humor. There were FIVE OTHER HH/HB characters there so it's just wild to me that they didn't even let us cuss, let alone make innuendos. Plus a lot of people were very vocal to the point of being disruptive a few times. So I was just kinda awkwardly trying to be entertaining and keep up the silly energy. Still worth it tho.

I didn't do much as Jevil on Sunday - tbh I really can't wear that cosplay for more than a couple hours at a time anymore. The main event of Sunday was actually totally unrelated to the con: an immersive, animated Van Gogh exhibit. It brought me to tears, it healed something in my soul, it even made me consider getting back into traditional mediums & impressionism. Overall, very fun!! Not my favorite con that I've been to, but still a hell of a lot better than it was in 2021 & 2022, and still very much needed at this time of year.

❌🔞MINORS AND NO AGE IN PROFILE DNI. This is a NSFW blog, you will be blocked on sight.🔞❌