#that has been done

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

‘Are you the least bit aware of the amount of evil that has been done in the name of “I was just following orders”?’

— Ninth Inspector, ‘The Short Haul’

[nb-marceline]

(full article here)

[stargatebarbie]

[bisexualvampires]

he has a 100% divorce rate btw

[tragicsiblings]

— (insp)

[princessofthevalley5]

thought this was fitting 🫶

[hypertechnica]

is this anything

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[whisper-and-tangle]

[bellwethers]

Tough.

[mikonez]

[emphistic]

"Daddy," said Megumi, as he took his seat beside Toji on the couch, "do you love Mama?"

What a ridiculous question, Toji scoffed, flicking his son's forehead, "'course I do. Why do you think you're here?"

"Well, I love Mama more than you."

"Sure, buddy," Toji grinned, bringing his attention back to the TV.

"It's true! I love Mama thiiiiiis much," Megumi said, stretching his arms out on both sides.

Clearly amused, Toji decided to indulge in the little critter's antics for once. "Yeah? Well, that's just too bad, Megs, 'cause I love your mama thiiis much."

Obviously due to his greater height and size, the wingspan of Toji was no match for Little Megumi, who merely narrowed his eyes at his father with an adorable pout on his lips.

"Whatever, that's cheating!" Megumi huffed, crossing his arms over his chest. "Mama loves me more, anyway."

"Nah."

It's needless to say, that, Toji's made tons and tons of children cry before in his lifetime. But, he's never made a child FIGHT him. Well, there's a first for everything. And, anywho, it's clear whose genes dominate when it comes to your son. (Personality and looks wise.)

[too-many-blorbos]

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

[scorchedcandy]

Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

[twodragonsinatrenchcoat]

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

[watmalik]

“in another “why not this

life-“ one?”

“now?” “yeah.”