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inspectorspacetimerevisited · 7 months ago
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‘Are you the least bit aware of the amount of evil that has been done in the name of “I was just following orders”?’
— Ninth Inspector, ‘The Short Haul’
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nb-marceline · 4 months ago
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(full article here)
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stargatebarbie · 8 months ago
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bisexualvampires · 4 months ago
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he has a 100% divorce rate btw
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tragicsiblings · 3 months ago
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— (insp)
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hypertechnica · 3 months ago
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is this anything
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whisper-and-tangle · 1 year ago
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bellwethers · 8 months ago
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Tough.
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mikonez · 8 months ago
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emphistic · 2 months ago
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"Daddy," said Megumi, as he took his seat beside Toji on the couch, "do you love Mama?"
What a ridiculous question, Toji scoffed, flicking his son's forehead, "'course I do. Why do you think you're here?"
"Well, I love Mama more than you."
"Sure, buddy," Toji grinned, bringing his attention back to the TV.
"It's true! I love Mama thiiiiiis much," Megumi said, stretching his arms out on both sides.
Clearly amused, Toji decided to indulge in the little critter's antics for once. "Yeah? Well, that's just too bad, Megs, 'cause I love your mama thiiis much."
Obviously due to his greater height and size, the wingspan of Toji was no match for Little Megumi, who merely narrowed his eyes at his father with an adorable pout on his lips.
"Whatever, that's cheating!" Megumi huffed, crossing his arms over his chest. "Mama loves me more, anyway."
"Nah."
It's needless to say, that, Toji's made tons and tons of children cry before in his lifetime. But, he's never made a child FIGHT him. Well, there's a first for everything. And, anywho, it's clear whose genes dominate when it comes to your son. (Personality and looks wise.)
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too-many-blorbos · 4 months ago
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Soulmates as a horror concept.
You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.
There's no way to stop it.
There's no way to say "no."
You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.
Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.
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scorchedcandy · 9 months ago
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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA
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twodragonsinatrenchcoat · 1 year ago
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Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
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atrustfulplace · 9 months ago
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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
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watmalik · 3 months ago
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“in another “why not this
life-“ one?”
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“now?” “yeah.”
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officersnickers · 10 months ago
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