#that hair though 🤣😂😂

[mrs-monaghan]

nobody has pointed it out but i think it's interesting in episode 3 that when JK goes to bed in his room he sleeps on the left side of bed...while jimin in his bedroom slept on the right side of the bed. interesting choice men, i still think they slept together in jm's bed.

Anon means episode 2. And I believe you are correct. Alot of people aren't talking about this, idk why. I mean we got a ton of Jikookers admitting Jikook showered together in episode 3... (where Jimin got his ramen) but y aren't more people talking about a lil sum'n sum'n happening in episode 2, too?

I guess it's analysis time. Let's get it!

My friends and i were talking about it and JK aint sleek 🤭🤭

Okay so it takes place during this.

Bless @chicknbunny13

Things to note:

1) When JK enters the room, he goes in through the right side. There is a cut ✂️ and when he comes out, its via the left side. This means at some point he was inside that bed

2) JK's hair is not neat or anything, but its still quite intact when he walks into the room. But after he leaves and goes to the kitchen, next time we see him, his hair looks like this;

😂😂😂 he worked up an appetite alright 😏

3) When JK goes back to that room for spanks an a cuddle, his mic is already on the bed. We see him pick it up

And place it on the bedside table.

Once again cementing the fact that Mr. Jeon was in Jimin's bed doing something that required him taking off his mic ☕

4) If you are still in doubt, these are JK's lips before he went into the room

All glossed up and shiny.... And these are his lips after he leaves the room.

Where did all the gloss go? 🤔

Last but not least, remember when I told y'all during these variety shows members turn the cameras on and off at will? That it was easy for Jikook to do whatever they wanted coz they could just switch off the cams? Well, that brings us to point number

5) JK himself says this;

Operative word being again. He had turned it off before.

Now, what business is Jimin's camera to JK? Huh? Why is he the one turning it off and on? Why does it need to go off in the first place???

And of course we haven't talked about point number

6) JK showering in Jimin's bathroom

In conclusion!

Jikook sus. Jikook have always been sus. Jikook will always be sus. I am happy for them though 😆😆

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ my dawg - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer reader

✿ lando norris is down bad for his girlfriend and he has no shame about it

✫ pt 2 to walk em like a dog but could be read alone

🝮

yn

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yn took my dawg out today

landonorris didn’t expect you to become a gymnast in the middle of dinner 😔

⤷ lilymhe HAHAHA

landonorris spit on me your so hot

⤷ yn kinky boy

georgerussell63 Perioddd 💅🏽

⤷ yn ok that’s enough

alexandrasaintmleux I miss you

⤷ yn i miss you more come over i’ll kick lando out

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Walking to the door right now i’ll be there in 10

⤷ landonorris hello?

⤷ charles_leclerc Guess I’ll see you at the paddock then??

francisca.cgomes let him out the crate for a little bit

⤷ yn yeah he’s been behaving recently

⤷ landonorris 😈😈

oscarpiastri I think you need to take him on more walks he has to much energy

⤷ landonorris i know a way to get rid of energy easily

⤷ yn and back in the crate you go!

🝮

yn

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yn sushi dates with my love 🎀

alexandrasaintmleux My favorite date 🥰

⤷ charles_leclerc Uhm, alright then

landonorris but that’s our thing?? ☹️

⤷ yn you don’t even eat sushi?

⤷ landonorris i still take you out to eat it even though the sight of it makes me gag??

⤷ yn and then you make me brush my teeth before i can kiss you?

⤷ landonorris just say you hate me

⤷ yn i hate you

⤷ landonorris please take me back baby

francisca.cgomes i miss my girls 😣😣

⤷ yn we miss you more!!

alex_albon did lando stay at charles’ 😂

⤷ charles_leclerc Yes and he would not shut up about how he misses y/n

georgerussell63 Me next

⤷ landonorris no go away i’m next

⤷ lilymhe actually i am 🤣

🝮

landonorris

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landonorris hopelessy devoted to you ❤️

yn my one love 🤍

⤷ charles_leclerc Hold on…is y/n norris being sweet?? Did someone screenshot this?

⤷ yn did i get married and just don’t remember?

⤷ landonorris yes.

yn can we get a puppy

⤷ landonorris whatever you want baby

⤷ yn 🤍

francisca.cgomes ok, cute

carlossainz55 I remember when you were hopelessly devoted to me.

⤷ landolovesyn LMFAO NOT CARLOS BEING SALTY 😭😭

pierregasly down BAD

lilymhe hm. well, i guess this is cute

alexandrasaintmleux I approve of this post

oscarpiastri WE KNOW

chilipowder55 poor oscar 😭 he’s so done with both of them

flowers444yn all the wags don’t wanna share y/n with her bf 💀

🝮

f1updates

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f1updates lando & y/n out in monaco tonight

lordperceval lando’s always in the likes whenever a sighting of them is posted 😭

⤷ georgerussell63 he’s so unserious

⤷ alex_albon GEORGE?!

⤷ charles_leclerc ALEXANDER?!

⤷ maxverstappen1 CHARLES?!

⤷ carlossainz55 MAX?!

⤷ pierregasly CARLOS?!

⤷ oscarpiastri PIERRE?!

⤷ carmenmmundt OSCAR?!

⤷ lilymhe CARMEN?!

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux LILY?!

⤷ francisca.cgomes ALEX?!

⤷ lewishamilton So we all stalk every update about lando and y/n?

⤷ georgerussell63 LEWIS?!?!

sharls_lerklerk why did lewis just expose all of them

🝮

lando.jpg

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lando.jpg she’s getting it tonight

yn OH OK!! how sweet 😰

⤷ landonorris always for you 😉

yn guys i’m scared

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux i’m omw

alexandrasaintmleux Myyy girl 💘💗💕💓

francisca.cgomes the prettiest girl ever

alexandrasaintmleux so that’s where my dress went

⤷ yn what dress? 😟

maxverstappen1 Hair is on point

charles_leclerc Alright I fw the fit

georgerussell63 Period my queen never lets us down 💅🏽

oscarpiastri Ate down or whatever 💋

danielricciardo Drop the hair care routine girl

lilymhe body is tea 😍

carlossainz55 Slay all day 😻😻

landowonone what is going on 😭

🝮

yn

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yn alexandra got a puppy, so i made lando get me a puppy too

alexandrasaintmleux Play dates everyday

landonorris 🤍🤍🤍

charles_leclerc Leo and lil Pete are gonna be the best of friends

carlossainz55 So you get him Saturday and Sunday and I get him the rest of the week? 😁

⤷ yn um no ❤️

carmenmmundt How cute 🥹

alex_albon I think he would look cuter with me…in my house…in my arms

⤷ yn i don’t think so

maxfewtrell The chokehold you have on him isn’t okay 😔

⤷ yn neither was the one he had on me last night

⤷ maxfewtrell !?!? 😨

[yumeka-sxf]

The school vacation is over and the new term at Eden is starting...of course, Anya is less than pleased with this development 😅

Seriously, her groaning reminds me of my "anti-school" phase I had when I was around her age, lol.

This chapter was mainly focused on introducing Anya's new classmates. I'll admit that I feel SxF has enough side characters already for the type of series it is, but maybe they'll only be relevant for one story/arc (like Daybreak and Wheeler). Though having another female friend in Connie might be nice. She seems weird enough for Anya to have fun reading her mind 😂

Since recent chapters have dropped hints about Anya's past and the emphasis on mind-reading abilities/the occult via Melinda, plus we have the lingering mystery of Anya's affinity for classical languages, I feel like this new set up at Eden is going to play into that. Not only has Arnold returned, but we now have a supposed prince in the mix. It's been theorized that Anya's classical language skills are somehow tied to royalty in a foreign land...so maybe Tertius is connected to that somehow. I mean, you must be royally royal to have hair shaped like a crown 🤣

Then we have the as-of-yet unnamed kid who flicked a booger on Tertius. Curious what role he'll play if all this is indeed leading up to more Anya backstory reveal.

I should clear up some weird translation in the English version. In the below panel, it seems like Tertius is mentioning Jeeves, but the term he's using is 爺や ("jiiya") which I believe is an old term used to refer to an elderly male servant.

Now the word "jeeves" in English is a generic term used to refer to a butler or valet. If you've watched enough movies and/or TV series, you may have heard someone refer to their butler as "jeeves." So technically it's not an incorrect translation, but it's incredibly confusing because we already have an established character named Jeeves, who is Damian's butler. So this could make people think that Tertius knows Jeeves, which is likely not the case. They really should have come up with a different word to use, something like "pop" or "gramps."

Besides the new characters, we now have more potential for Anya and Damian to be alone, without influence from Emile, Ewen, and Becky. Hopefully it will lead to more talk about Anya's mind-reading and Desmond lore.

Guess that's all I have to say about this chapter as it mostly seems like setup for what's to come. I've probably mentioned before that the Eden-focused stories aren't exactly my favorites, especially when Anya isn't a key player. But hopefully whatever's going on with Tertius and the booger kid will be leading up to something significant in the end.

Interestingly, this is the first chapter since Loid's backstory that's being split into parts, as this chapter is called 112.1 (112 part 1 in the Japanese version). Similar to what he did for Loid's backstory chapters, Endo tweeted about this for chapter 112. Guess it's just gonna be two parts?

Also, on an unrelated note, we also got the cover reveal for volume 15 today! Features Martha, not surprised since it will include chapters from the Henry/Martha backstory arc.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

lol imagine house figuring out you’re pregnant before you!😂

A/n: He fucking would too 🤣. You know that man would be so smug about it too.

House was never one to miss details. It was something that made him an exceptional diagnostician, but sometimes it also made him an insufferable observer of everything around him. He noticed small things: the way your appetite had shifted lately, the subtle exhaustion in your eyes despite your attempts to hide it, the slight nausea that seemed to hit you at odd times.

It started small—an occasional queasy look when you had take a sip of your coffee or had turned down food you'd usually devour without a second thought. He brushed it off at first, thinking it was just the stress of the busy lives you to shared. But as the days went by, more patterns emerged. You were more tired than usual, even taking naps when you would normally power through. You'd also been avoiding certain foods, particularly ones that you'd used to love, and there was something about your demeanor that made you less… you.

Then there was the subtle change in your mood. You had been quiet and contemplative lately, your usual warm energy.

House was, as usual, sharp enough to catch the signs, but he wasn’t quite sure what to make of them, he debated with himself.Finally, one evening, while you two were sitting together on the couch , House couldn’t help but ask.

“Y/n,” he began, his voice casual but with that sharpness that came when he was close to solving something, “you’ve been acting a little… different. And I’m not talking about your sudden obsession with decaf coffee.”

You looked at him, your hand subconsciously resting over your stomach. It was a simple gesture, but it didn’t go unnoticed by him. You didn't know why you did it though letting out a soft laugh you shook your head.

“I’m fine, Greg. Just… tired, I guess.” You smiled at him, but it was a forced smile—one he could see right through.

“Really?” House raised an eyebrow. “Because I’m pretty sure it’s more than just tiredness. You’ve been… avoiding certain foods, and your mood’s been off. I’m pretty sure I could diagnose you with some kind of… mysterious ailment, but I’m guessing it’s not just a case of being overworked and underfed.”

Though the more he explained though more he started to realize what an idiot he was. "Fuck."

"Pardon?"

"I can't believe I didn't see it earlier..all the sign's....it was like a flashing billboard...you're pregnant."A smirk tugged at the corners of his mouth, his signature sarcastic edge creeping in as he ran his fingers through his hair.

Brooke chuckled softly, her eyes glistening with a mixture of relief and worry. "Really, I guess it makes sense....though I'll take a test before we head to bed to make sure."

"You owe me $50 if you are." House stated as he lent in placing his hand over yours.

"Greg I am not betting money on this." You rolled your eyes as a smile tugged at your lips.

"What about sex?"

"Ugh." Rolling your eyes you snuggle into his side as House wove his arms around your waist protectively, fingers brushing your side. "You're impossible."

[lyn31]

Oh? them sneaking around for adult time sounds interesting 👀 zayne snaking his arm on mc’s waist from behind while she’s cooking breakfast and then proceeding to pepper her neck and shoulder with sensual kisses and serena suddenly pulls on his pants “daddy? Mommy? What are you doing?” 🤣

This is technically not a request but this is just perfect, so I was like "I'm saving this." 😂 Now finally I can do it! ahahahaha it's a short one tho, cute and short!

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Morning Kisses

Summary

A quiet morning turns playfully chaotic when your daughter interrupts an intimate moment—reminding you that love, laughter, and a little embarrassment come with the territory of family.

Ao3 link

My Masterlist ✨

Notes

Pairing: Zayne x MC/Reader Family fluff, embarrassed, cute, silly, short.

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It’s just like any other morning.

Zayne already finished making breakfast—simple eggs and toast, the way you like it. All that’s left is the tea. You hum quietly to yourself as you pour the boiling water into your favorite cup, the scent of chamomile rising with the steam.

Your little girl hasn’t woken up yet—though, like clockwork, she never sleeps in for long. You’ve already showered, your damp hair twisted into messy buns, and you’re lounging in your comfiest clothes. You miss your work sometimes but nothing beats not having to go in first thing in the morning. Besides, you’ll be back in no time.

You reach for the tea bag, but before you can drop it in, you feel familiar arms wrap around your waist from behind.

“Mmm. Smells nice,” Zayne murmurs against your skin, breath cool as he presses a kiss to the nape of your neck and rests his chin on your shoulder.

You grin, tilting your head toward him and giving his cheek a quick kiss. “Which one? The tea or me?”

“Both,” he replies smoothly, already trailing more kisses along your neck. You sigh, leaning into his touch, your fingers sliding over his hands still resting on your waist.

His mouth moves up, brushing the sensitive spot behind your ear. You shiver. His hand slips under your sweater, cool fingers brushing against your bare stomach. The contrast makes you jolt for a second—but then you melt back against him, sighing again.

He traces slow, open-mouthed kisses down your neck. He sucks gently at your skin, making your knees weak. You instinctively press back against him—just a little—but it’s enough to make him hiss under his breath. His hands tighten slightly on your waist, and you can tell he’s just about to turn you around—

Until he freezes.

Confused, you’re just about to ask what’s wrong—when you feel a small tug on your pants.

You glance down.

Serena.

She’s hugging her snow bunny plushie, hair sticking out in every direction, eyes still half-lidded with sleep. She must’ve tugged at Zayne first, but when he didn’t respond, she reached for you. She doesn’t say a word, just looks up at the two of you—her expression puzzled, clearly curious.

Zayne is still behind you, stiff as a board now. His ears are bright red, and that makes your own embarrassment fizzle into amusement. Holding your laugh, you crouch down in front of your daughter.

She blinks at you. “What are you doing?”

“Daddy’s just giving Mommy a morning kiss, sweetie.” You glance toward Zayne, who looks like he just returned from a spiritual journey. He clears his throat, trying to recover.

You turn back to Serena, lean in, and kiss her cheek. “Just like that.”

Her little eyebrows draw together in thought. Like she clearly know that's not the same.

“Ohhh,” you say dramatically, pretending to realize something. “You meant this, huh?” Then you start peppering her cheeks with loud, silly kissing noises, scooping her into your arms.

She squeals, laughing, and tries to push your face away. “Okay, okay!”

But you don’t stop. “My cute daughter wants her morning kisses!”

You keep smothering her in playful kisses until she bursts out laughing. Then finally she retaliates, grinning as she shoves her plushie into your face in an adorable counterattack.

You gasp. “Ah! Noooooo, my only weakness! Counterattack!”

Dramatically, you collapse to the floor like you’ve been mortally wounded. Zayne crouches beside you and starts to reach for Serena, but she yelps and bolts away—leaving her plushie behind. You’re just about to sit up when she runs back in, snatches it, and scampers off again, still giggling to herself.

“Wash your face and come back for breakfast,” Zayne calls after her, voice still amused.

Serena pauses at the doorway, eyes narrowed suspiciously, as if he’s trying to trick her. Then she dashes off again.

You finally get up, brushing off your imaginary wounds. “Well, that was eventful,” you say, smirking at Zayne.

He lets out a short laugh. “Eventful is one way to describe it.” But instead of stepping back, he pushes you gently against the counter again.

You raise an eyebrow. “Really? After your ears turned that red just because our daughter walked in on us?”

“I was just startled,” he mutters against your lips.

“Sure you were.” You grin, about to wrap your arms around his neck—when he pulls back.

“But better safe than sorry,” he says, clearing his throat yet again as he glances toward the doorway and walks over to his seat.

You snort, and finally get back to the tea you momentarily abandoned. Truthfully, you’re a bit flustered too. A peck on the lips in front of Serena is one thing—but that was definitely pushing it. Shaking your head, you smile to yourself.

Well, some things never change.

And some things—like quiet mornings, warm tea, and your ridiculous little family—are worth adjusting for.

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Notes

What else can I say? This is cute af 😩🫶🏻

I was editing to add the rest of the series part but it was too long ahahaha so here's just the whole list: Parenthood AU Masterlist ✨

Although if you missed the Newlyweds series! Here How it all happen And also the Pregnancy series, starting with Try For Baby

[hanafubukki]

Pregnancy? 👀 Headcannons? 👀

Please say more.

((Also Hana I'm waiting for two of my asks to be answered wwraaaaaa 🦕))

I love how you guys always enable me 😂🤣💞💞

Apologies Anonie, I have a bunch of asks and I’m also a hoarder 😆 💞 it takes me a while to answer asks because: adult with low energy levels, sometimes I want to think more on an ask, some are quicker to answer than others, the muses have attacked me, etc. etc.

Curious though 👀 which other two asks? Was yours? I don’t think you labeled them with a “🦕” before 🤔 also do you want that as your name? (Unless you’re off anon, then that’s fine if you’re too shy or something 💞💞🫂🫂)

Hopefully in the meantime, these hormonal filled thoughts will do 🫡💞🫶 In hindsight, this is more horny than pregnancy headcanons lolol

Okay so these pregnancy headcannons are in a specific setting.

It’s in the past. (Are we surprised? 😆) You are transported before the fae vs human war. Meleanor and Levan are alive. Lilia is the Right General. And you? You are pregnant. (Think sometimes during first trimester)

You live in the castle with everyone the first week or so, but you’re not comfortable there. While there’s no war, not everyone looks favorably on humans. So, you were sent with Lilia to his cottage. Yes, that cottage. It was a gift by Maleficia to him for becoming the Right General. She gave it to him earlier since you arrived.

The cottage is different from what you remember. It’s not a home yet, but becomes one as the days pass by.

Lilia becomes accustomed to this peace with you. He’s nervous on how to treat you but he gets used to it. You are a big help calming his nerves.

(UTC for nsfwish, the real horny/hormonal thoughts, so stay away if uncomfortable. Also this is cliched but it’s me sooooo….lolol)

You’re pregnant and you’re horny. Great Sevens, are you frustrated. You pout and try not to let it show. You don’t want to make the General uncomfortable. He’s stubborn and it’s already hard on him with this whole situation.

The fae didn’t know that he could love for Great Seven’s sake! How could you tell him that you wanted to have sex with him? That you were hot and bothered and that he was the one making you this way. Those damn muscles. That sleek figure.

But he knows something is wrong and he asks you and you just…break down. Crying. Saying how you’re just sexually frustrated and you don’t want to hurt his feelings.

Lilia stays silent before plucking you and carrying you to the bedroom. He’s not blind. Do you know the restraint he’s had? You? Someone who loves him? Someone who treats him with such gentle touches. The one that can read him like a book. Whose smile haunts him even in his sleep?

Great Sevens, he was getting jealous of his future self because he has you. The current him? Had to hold back in respect for your wants and comfort. But then you tell him, you wanted him this whole time? His restraint? Gone.

He takes you to the bedroom. Lays you on top of him. You’re staring at him with wide eyes as Lilia tilts his forehead up against yours. Eyes half mast. Corner of his lips tugging upwards.

One hand slips into your hair and the other on your hip. “Go on. Show me. Teach me how to please you.”

He moves his hand and you gasp at how hard he is. You move your hips against his in the pace you prefer as he cups your cheeks. Swallowing your moans. Devouring you.

He won’t allow you to over do it though. He’s still hyper aware of the baby and he’s going to restrain himself back…after a round or two…

He going to make sure you eat and hydrate after for sure. Then both of you are going into the bathtub to soak.

I can see him even call a healer the next day if he left too many marks on you or he’s worried.

Some other domestic moments I thought of included:

Eating a strawberry and it leaves a stain on your lips. Lilia tilts your head up as he kisses you, “I’m addicted to your taste. Take responsibility.”

Shopping at the fae markets with him. You’re covered in a cloak, concealing you’re a human. The vendors are making fun of the General. He’s with a companion? That’s new. Come General, no need to be shy.

Lilia never thought he would want a family. A part of him even now still is confused. But to know in the future, he changes his mind? He can’t help but feel this hope, this yearning. And that surprises him even more, it’s something he’s always wanted but denies himself. During these moments, he just wraps his arms are you. Wishing for time to move quicker, so he could be in the present time with you.

As you see Anonie, this was more horny while pregnant than wholesome pregnant headcanons…whoops 😂😂 but as you can see, well you probably already knew, I am very not normal about him and I need him like I need my vitamins. Daily. 💞🫰🥰

[beerok23]

Ten people i’d like to know better

Thanks for the tag @hermiola

last song: one of the songs I loved most lately is 'In The Modern World' by Fontaines D.C.

favourite colour: blue

last book: that is not fanfic? 😂 The last book I've read is Persuasion (and yes, it was my first time). I'm currently reading Emma and a very Italian book written by the same awesome author who tagged me for this game (@hermiola 💜)

last movie: I can't tell you the last 'new' movie I watched at the cinema because I'm a bit ashamed (it's a Xmas movie made by two Italian youtubers, but what don't we do for our kids?). Last movie I watched on my couch, though, is Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (and yes, I don't feel fine about it 🤣)

last TV show: I'm watching THERE SHE GOES for the first time and I've just re-watched Around the world in 80 days. I'm also currently re-watching Scrubs and Staged with my husband (his first time, he's loving it 😂). Last 'new' show I've watched and finished is probably Dead Boy Detectives, though. Oh, I'm also currently re-watching Good Omens. Like constantly, always.

sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury

last thing i searched online: holiday vacation destinations for next summer (because the kids, again, you know 😃)

current obsession: Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens-Good Omens. Probably, also the whole M+D world (so, Staged too, apparently) 😂

looking forward to: those fu**ing pictures of Michael and David with dyed hair.

ten people i’d like to know better: (no pressure tags 🤩)

@anatomic-girl @ineffablerainstorm @somewhere-in-wales @captainblou @firephoenix2305 @phoen1xr0se @sunrisesinthesuburbs @bellisima-writes @yokohamama @missunderstoodlyrics

[teriri-sayes]

Reactions to The Light's Chapter 432

Brief summary: Cale begins their search for the Soos. Flashback to CH's talk with CJG. Cale arrives at Count Lupe's estate.

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Lots of funny moments today while the group was preparing to leave.

Cale: *worried about Sui's stamina because he's still a teen* Raon: *worried about Cale's stamina because he's weak* Clopeh: Don't worry. I can carry him. Cale: Gasp!

Cale being worried about Sui because he was no longer in his prime as LSH and was now a kid... 😂 Cale, even kid Sui is stronger than you. 😂 Look, even the kids worried about you. 😂😂😂 And funnily enough, Clopeh did carry Cale on his back later while on their way to search for Sui. 🤣🤣🤣

Raon: Choi Han-ah, you guys need to make sure you don't get hurt! CH: Don't worry. Raon: Of course, I'm not worried about Choi Han! But Heavenly Demon-yah, Choi Han's acting is really, very, extremely bad that he doesn't even think he's a bad actor, so you're the one who has to deal with people! CH: … HD: *holding back his laughter* Don't worry.

Raon, what's with that jab at CH? 😂😂😂 Speechless CH and laughing HD though. 😂😂😂

CH's talk with CJG was touching. CJG was described to have light brown hair like CJS, but his eyes were cold. He spoke without emotion, but one could tell from his words that he was worried about CH.

Choi Han. I am your ancestor, and Choi Jung Soo is your descendant. You are the only living human among us. We've already died and become wanderers. You are a living human being and a single-lifer. Perhaps you are the only one of our family, the Choi clan, who is still alive. We single-lifers live long indeed, unless we are killed. Choi Han. As your superior, I'll tell you something. Live like a human being. Live as you wish, but make sure- I want you to live as you wish.

CH replied that he was already living as he wished. Do what you want to do, as long as it doesn't harm anyone else - that was what he learned from Cale. 🥰

CH also viewed Cale as a human even though he had god-like powers. And that was why he disliked Clopeh who viewed Cale as a god. 😂

CH: *glares at Clopeh who follows Cale like a god* HD: In my eyes, you and that guy are the same. CH: …What? (What's with that nonsense?) HD: You also follow Cale, right? CH: …

CH shocked that he was being compared to that Clopeh... 🤣🤣🤣

Cale: Hey, keep an eye on Choi Han. HD: Why? Is it because of CJS? Cale: Yeah. He's a gentle guy, but when he's angry, he doesn't give a damn, so take care of him. HD: (Gentle? Hah.)

Why is everyone bullying CH today? 😂😂😂 But I like how everyone was trusting HD. 🥰 He really was part of the group now. He was even sad to part ways with them after everything was over.

Cale asked one more favor. 'Can't you get in touch with my maternal uncle?' He laughed. “Can you tell my uncle that he needs to pay me?' Cale remembered very clearly, very precisely, that his maternal uncle, of his mother's family, the Thames, had stolen his money and run away with it. He'd written it down so he wouldn't forget. “Hmm.” Even though Aurora had been trying to find him since she had made contact with Cale. 'I can't reach him.' I don't know what's going on with him. She'd told him that she'd connected with Cale, but she hadn't heard from him since.

Even though Cale had "Record", he still wrote it down. 🤣🤣🤣 And Cale's maternal uncle deliberately avoiding him. 😂😂😂

Tedrick: Is He gone? Aurora: By him, you mean, ah, Cale-nim? Tedrick: Yes. Aurora: Yes, he has left. Tedrick: May I ask you questions about Him? Aurora: You are a wise man, so I don't think you will ask any more questions. Tedrick: Hmm. I see.

No, Aurora! Why are you warning the villagers not to ask questions about Cale? You're further enhancing their misunderstanding of Cale as... the Demon God. 🤣🤣🤣

Ending Remarks Today's chapter was hilarious. Next chapter would be Cale finding Sui in Diorel, the capital of Count Lupe's estate. I guess with Lupe gone, the enemies had made their secret base there?

[childrenofcain-if]

As amazing C and MC's rivalry is, I can't stop thinking about how competitive Elias would be during events where parents had to attend, say something swimming related. I can imagine him yelling and being the biggest supporter while beefing with C's mom 🤣🤣😂

the natatorium’s air was sticky with chlorine and nervous energy, the sound of splashing water punctuated by the muffled echo of parents yelling over each other.

it smelled like bleach and snack bar nachos, a sensory combination that left you feeling vaguely ill. parents packed the bleachers, cramming into rows with territorial elbows and passive-aggressive blanket spreads, while the kids—most of them wiry and shivering—fidgeted in clusters by the pool, nervously adjusting their swim caps.

you sat on the bleachers, clutching the strap of your goggles, trying to tune out the background noise of overzealous parents and the faint, taut laughter of kids waiting for their turns. beside you, C was idly tapping their foot against the concrete, exuding the kind of nonchalant cool that set your teeth on edge.

“don’t think too hard about it,” C said, not looking at you. “overthinking leads to choking. you wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of all these people.”

“thanks for the pep talk,” you shot back, trying to ignore the way your stomach was twisting itself into knots.

“anytime,” C replied, smug and effortless.

it wasn’t fair how calm they were right now. even with their dark brown hair clinging to their forehead and a bruise-like shadow of exhaustion under their eyes, they looked quite nonchalant and uncaring. like they belonged here in a way you didn’t, even if you were the one with better times in practice.

a sharp voice cut through the din, rising above the clash of sound.

“let’s go, kiddo!”

your father. of course.

everyone else was sitting politely in their spots, clapping politely at the polite intervals. elias stood at the edge of the bleachers, one hand gripping the metal railing like he might vault over it at any second, the other cupped around his mouth to amplify his already too-loud voice.

“that’s my little shark!” he bellowed, even though you weren’t even in the water yet. you were still waiting for your event, seated with your teammates and trying to disappear into the bench. “you show them how it’s done! this pool’s your kingdom!”

“he looks like he’s going to start swimming himself,” C said, tilting their head toward the commotion.

“at least he cares,” you muttered, though you could feel your face heating up.

C opened their mouth to retort, but another voice joined the fray—low and scornful, with a faint french accent curling around the edges.

“perhaps if you let the professionals handle it, monsieur, your child wouldn’t be embarrassed before the race has even begun.”

your head snapped around in time to see her: louise lecomte, her presence as cutting as her cheekbones, arms crossed and expression caught between disdain and amusement. she stood out even in the chaotic crowd, her elegance unruffled despite the humid air and cacophony of shouting parents.

elias straightened immediately, his face twisting into a theatrical scowl. “my kid’s going to wipe the floor with the competition. don’t worry about us, ms. lecomte. maybe worry about yours keeping up.”

louise’s smile was razor-thin. “ah, yes. because nothing says good parenting like living vicariously through your child’s achievements.”

“better than showing up just to critique everyone else,” elias shot back, his voice rising enough to turn heads.

“i am here to support my child, not treat this event as a proxy war,” louise said smoothly, though her chalcedony green eyes flashed.

you sank lower on the bleachers, wishing you could evaporate into the chlorine-soaked air. beside you, C snorted. “your dad’s really going for it, huh?”

“shut up,” you hissed, yanking your goggles over your head.

“he’s not wrong, though,” C continued, their voice maddeningly even. “i’m probably not going to place. swimming has never really been my thing.”

“then why are you even here?”

they shrugged, leaning back and stretching their arms over the bench. “extra credits.”

you could barely suppress your eye roll. honestly, you weren’t even surprised at their answer.

still, they weren’t the one with their father breathing down their neck like some vicarious olympian, shouting encouragement loud enough to drown out the starter’s whistle.

“first heat up!” the announcer called, and you rose to your feet, every muscle in your body taut with tension.

***

the water was a sanctuary and a battlefield. the moment you dove in, the noise from the stands dissolved into a muffled roar, your world narrowing to the lane lines and the rhythm of your strokes.

kick, pull, breathe. over and over, until the rest of it fell away—the pressure, the crowd, the looming figure of your father yelling incoherently.

you swam like something primal, something desperate. when you hit the wall at the end, your lungs burning, you looked up at the scoreboard and saw your name in gold.

***

elias’s cheer was deafening, his voice cutting through the applause. he was practically leaping over the railings, shouting your name like it was a victory chant. you wanted to be proud—you were proud—but mostly you just wanted him to sit down.

C finished a few heats later, their time decent but not medal-worthy. they climbed out of the pool without much ceremony, shrugging a towel over their shoulders like they hadn’t just faced a crowd of hundreds.

“congrats,” they said to you, their voice light but edged with something unreadable.

“thanks,” you replied, unsure if you were being mocked or not.

***

by the time you were leaving the building, the crowd thinning as families trickled out into the cold evening, louise intercepted you and your father. she was still impeccably put together, her scarf draped artfully around her neck, her balenciaga coat fitting her completely.

“congratulations,” she said, her tone warm but her eyes fixed on elias. “you must be so proud, monsieur. though i suppose modesty was never your strong suit.”

elias bristled immediately. “some of us don’t need to be modest when our kids win gold, ms. lecomte.”

you wanted to sink into the floor.

louise laughed lightly, the kind of laugh that didn’t quite reach her eyes. “oh, elias. always a little too loud. it’s a good thing that your kid clearly inherited their good traits from their mother.”

she turned to you then, her gaze softening slightly. “well done,” she said, and for a moment, her smile felt real.

“thank you,” you mumbled, glancing at C, who was leaning against the wall, watching the exchange with visible annoyance.

“come on, C,” louise said, tossing her scarf over her shoulder. “we’ve had enough of this circus.”

“yeah, yeah, maman,” C replied, sauntering past you with an infuriatingly smug expression. they stuck their tongue out at you as they passed.

before you could react, they were gone, trailing behind louise like a shadow.

elias huffed beside you, crossing his arms. “unbelievable woman.”

“you’re both ridiculous,” you muttered, already walking ahead. “i was beginning to wonder who were the middle schoolers and who were the adults.”

while elias huffed playfully, there was a flicker of warmth in your chest that you couldn’t ignore. as mortifying as he was, as obnoxious as his volume and his competitive streak could be, there was no denying it: your father loved you loudly, shamelessly, with his whole being.

and maybe, as you let him ruffle your hair despite your indignant protests, that wasn’t the worst thing in the world.

[zepskies]

Just saw a TikTok where a woman says that her husband uses the dyson air wrap he brought for his wife more than her, why can I see Ben also acting like that 🤣

Lmfao oh, anon. That's really funny to imagine. 😂

I feel like Soldier Boy (Ben)'s been surrounded by hair stylists for most of his life, so might not be as well versed in managing his own hair. But he absolutely would be one to shave for himself, since that's more of a right of passage for men, especially one of his time.

However, when his S.O./girlfriend/wife comes into the picture, he'd probably start to get used to at least figuring out how to style his own hair at home... That's where the Dyson hairdryer comes in. 🤣

Imagine Soldier Boy (Ben) Using Your Hairdryer:

At first, Ben's intrigued and bewildered looking at this "stupid fucking thing," trying to figure out how it works with all these weird attachments.

Muttering to himself, "Looks like one of her dildos, for Christ's sake."

That thought might make him hesitate on actually trying it out, but when he finally manages to switch it on, it's like a lightbulb goes off above his head. Something inside him has just gotta try this thing.

He doesn't dare experiment while you're at home though. He's going to wait until you're out of the house, for at least a few hours.

He's going to try and fail a few times to actually do what he wants to do with his hair (a simple blow-dry). But eventually, "Ha!" He's done it.

You notice something different about him when you get home. You squint your eyes at him, looking at the gentle, downright shiny swoop of his hair to match his well-trimmed beard.

"Did you..." you trail off.

He raises his brows, feigning ignorance. "What?"

"...Never mind," you say, but you do tell him he looks handsome today.

Of course, his vain ass smirks in a way that says, I look handsome every damn day. (You roll your eyes in amusement.)

You do eventually catch him using your hairdryer. He's humming while he grooms himself in the bathroom, expertly maneuvering the various attachments as he sees fit.

It's the biggest struggle of your life to contain your shock (and laughter). You're torn between leaving him be to practice some healthy self-care...and your instinct to sneak a pic or two. Maybe even a quick video that you might just send to Annie and the rest of the boys later.

That's when Ben catches sight of you in the mirror. His look of concentration melts into a surly, frowning mixture of surprise and embarrassment. He switches off the hairdryer and lays it down on the counter. For a moment, he just stands there, knowing he's caught, bracing himself for your teasing.

Biting your lip, you go over to him and raise up on your toes, leaning one hand on his shoulder so you can sift your fingers through the soft brown strands of his hair.

You smile. "Looks good, babe. Good job."

Slowly, his lips form a familiar cocky smile.

"Damn right, it does."

AN: LOL I didn't intend for this to be a full-on headcanon/imagine, but that's basically what happened. 😂

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[mishelkie-art]

Been working on some sketches of my mer!Zoro, since he's one of my favorite designs. What started as me figuring out what his markings look like under his bandana turned into some of them ending up a bit more uh... sluttier than I imagined 😅😆

And then, while drawing these, I started to spiral and wonder what Tera and Arashi would look like as well, what traits Zoro inherited from each parent. Well, all this pondering resulted in new mer designs!

I had already designed a human form of Tera which is on my insta, so all she really needed were some tweaks, but I hadn't drawn Arashi yet so I had to come up with his from scratch. Originally I had wanted to take more inspiration from Kurogane from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles (sole reason being he and Zoro share the same English VA lol) and while I could see human Arashi wearing a similar outfit, I decided to make his overall look more distinct. I made him a blunette since a lot of the Shimotsuki have blue or blue-ish hair, and, like Zoro and Ushimaru, Arashi inherited Ryuma's huge-ass forehead 😂

Obviously, Arashi is a tiger shark, and originally Tera was going to be a leopard shark, but I ultimately decided to make her a thresher shark instead as I think the long tail matched her hair. This now makes Zoro half-tiger/half-thresher. Her eye color is a little detail I enjoy, as in fics I often find that people can't decide if Zoro's eyes are gold or silver, I prefer silver personally, but I made Tera's eyes gold in reference to that lol

I also wanted Tera to have an obvious sun theme, to go along with the Shimotsuki's moon theme. If I remember correctly, Shimotsuki Village was founded after the people from Wano drove off bandits, and Tera is the daughter of bandits, sooo... what if she was the child of the very bandits that were driven off? Maayybe there was a little Romeo and Juliet thing going on with her and Arashi? Maybe a diamond-in-the-rough bandit's daughter met the descendant of Wano's sword god and it was the greatest romance in One Piece history?!! Lol I just think it would be so funny if Zoro's parents were pretty much a Disney couple. She's the Megara to his Hercules, the Aladdin to his Jasmine, the Eugene to his Rapunzel 😆🤣🤣

Bonus for those who made it though my rant:

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[indieyuugure]

Last question, I swear lol Will Casey Jones have an abusive family in this version or a dark past with a criminal past that she wants to leave behind? (I really loved that part of the TMNT IDW comics where they basically adopt Casey<3) And will her relationship with the turtles be a "friends at first sight" or will you make it a relationship where they start as enemies or rivals that evolves to friend to family? P.S.: You might have noticed by now that I love romance, fanfic, and the "enemy to lovers" and/or "found family" tropes (And mixes of them or platonic versions of just friendship) XDXDXD

lol you’re all good 🤣

Uh, not sure if perhaps that was a mistake, but Casey Jones is a guy in my version. Here’s a picture of him and April:

He’s got long hair, but he’s a dude lol 😂

But anyway, BACK TO YOUR ACTUAL QUESTION!

Casey’s family is broken, but I wouldn’t say it’s abusive really, his mom is actually quite nice and he had a really tight bond with his dad.

He does have a pretty dark past that will be revealed slowly over the course of the comic and is the reason he is the way he is. It takes him a long time to let go of his past and anger, and at first he really actually doesn’t want to, but one of the main themes/messages of the comic is going to be “forgiveness is the only way to be truly healed” so when the time comes, he does overcome it…mostly.

(Btw, I actually have his past written down, so if you want to know it, you can DM me for it)

Casey and Raph are pretty quick friends, though it takes a bit longer for the rest of Raph’s family to warm up to Casey. Eventually he becomes almost like one of their brothers. (I would say their uncle, but let’s face it Casey isn’t mature enough for that title 😂)

Lol, there won’t be a ton of “Enemies to lovers” but there will be plenty of found family in this story!

Good questions! :]

[readychilledwine]

helloooo! had a super random idea that I thought I’d throw your way but if you don’t want to write it, no worries! i know there’s not really dragons in acotar but what if one of the bat boys (whoever you want to write this for) encounters a group of dragons and find an illyrian with them who was raised by dragons. (The dragons think she’s one of them bc she has wings lol) a female who was abandoned by their parents because they wanted a son or something like that. (but now I’m thinking what if she was cassian’s long lost sister or something but in that case obviously she wouldn’t be paired with cassian lol) and she’s basically like half feral and whoever you pair her with is her mate and cannot convince her to go with them to velaris but they figure it out somehow 🥹 and when they finally do she’s just like baffled by simple things like dresses and kitchen utensils and how soft their beds are 😂 and now the night court has a small army of dragons because they listen to her 🤷🏽‍♀️ you can make her an OC if you want!

I can respond to this now that Bound by Fate Part 3 is up and has some traction 🤣 I was going to ask if you got into my Google drive somehow. Kaylee is going to have a similar journey to this only Kaylee's is going to be based on the concept that magic has a price, and the more magic she uses, the bigger the price, where as this journey will be about finding her humanity.

I'm pretty excited about this. Not gonna lie. 💜

Flight Patterns Part 1

Summary - After years of hushed whispers and leads, Azriel has finally found Cassian's lost sister, Aerilyn. What he found with her was unexpected, though.

Warnings - violence

A/n - Aerilyn is going to be fairly feral for these first few parts. Also, she speaks sindarian (like Lord of the Rings elves sindarian, so translations will be at the end of the chapters)

Part Two Part Three

Aerilyn stared at the male wrapped in shadows as if she'd never seen another illyrian before. As if she'd never seen another fae before, Azriel thought to himself.

She was beautiful, exactly as he had expected her to be, with her long dark hair cascading into waves behind her, her tanned unmarked skin, the bright burning hazel eyes. She was a softer, smaller, and delicate version of Cassian. 

Azriel approached her slowly, his hands raised in front of him. " I do not want to hurt you. I have been looking for you for a very, very long time." Over 319 years to be exact. With you right under our noses this whole time, he thought bitterly to himself. 

She had been left to die after her wings were taken. Thrown into the Illyrian woods beaten and bloodied before Cassian eventually burnt that Camp to the ground. She was three at the time. How she survived was a mystery, one Azriel knew they'd need to figure out.

She eyed him cautiously, her head tilted to the side before taking a step back and away from him. "I won't hurt you, Aerilyn." Her eyes narrowed, but then she suddenly relaxed. A small smile forming on her face as Azriel felt the ground shaking behind him. 

He felt the warm breath of whatever it was before the deep growl came. His eyes shut slowly at the scent of ember and rot that lingered in the air. He turned slowly, feeling shock set into his system as he sat face to face with a fire Drake. He felt the ground rumble again, then again, and once more. Rhys. I'm going to need help. Now. Drop whatever the fuck you're doing.

Cassian and Rhys appeared beside him instantly. A grumbled, "Cauldron fucking drown me," leaving the generals mouth as they all stood back to back. "Azriel, what the fuck?"

Azriel looked to where Aerilyn stood, her eyes locked on Cassian and her head tilted to the side. "She knows you, Cass. And they're protecting her."  He could tell his brother was avoiding looking at her. Avoiding the pain that'd come from how much she truly looked like their mother. 

Rhysand grabbed their hands. "You have 30 seconds, Cassian or I'm getting us the fuck out of here." 

Cassian glanced at his little sister, his heart tightening in his chest at how small she was. They held eye contact for a moment and he lowered his weapons and held his hands up to her. He took one step and an immediate growl and shift came from the winged beast closest to him. A deep warning not to approach her. "Would she have memories of anything specific? Something special between the two of you?" Rhys asked softly. "I can't get into her head. It's.. it's a mess, Cassian."

Cassian didn't notice the feather light touch in Rhysand's jaw, the way his eyes kept flickering to the female in concern. Azriel had, though. He noted the immediate change in Rhysand's body language. The calm and composed High Lord was struggling to maintain himself.

Azriel would have laughed if there wasn't a black scaled beast staring him down as if he was nothing more than a delicious snack.

Cassian spoke to her softly. "When you were little, you had a little stuffed bunny. His name was Sir Hop." A flicker of recognition went across her face. Cassian took a small step forward. The beast growled softer this time. "I still have him," the soft confession hung in the air. "Rhysand's mom enchanted it. She made sure he'd never stop smelling like you. You could not sleep without him or me. Mom said you just tossed and turned crying constantly if he went missing or I was gone. I always worried about if you were sleeping when our father ripped me from the house." Another tentative step, but no growl chilling the three of them to the core. 

She studied Cassian hard. Stepping close to him until they were but an arms length away. Her brain knew him. It screamed for her to remember him. She didn't understand all of his words, but she knew his voice. His scent. "Come with me," Cassian offered. "Come home with me." 

"Cassian, 5 seconds. If she does not take your hand in 5 seconds, we are done here." Rhys warned as one of the beasts, a lighter Grey monster that seemed to blend into its surroundings leaned closer to the High Lord and growled. 

For whatever reason, this beast wanted him dead. 

"Duar," a feminine voice that reminded Rhysand of finely aged wine, spoke softly. The beast coiled away from him with one last growl. She was so close to Cassian, breathing in the scent of a warm fire and winter winds. 

"You have a freckle on your ribs," Cassian whispered, his hand reaching out to touch right above her heart. "Right here." She allowed him to bring her into him. He held her close as her arms stayed at her side.

Rhys took the chance, his hands shooting for Cassian and Azriel and winnowing them back to the townhouse with heavy breaths. 

The hug was no longer gentle, not as her fight began. Aerilyn kicked, screamed, and fought as Cassian pulled her into the warded house. Madja was there and ready, knowing the girl would need medical attention and an evaluation. 

After watching her land a harsh closed fist onto Rhysand's cheek as he spoke to her, Madja immediately switched what she had planned, grabbing a needle filled with a sedative and shoving it into the illyrian female's arm.

"I'm sorry," Cassian cried as he lowered her to the floor. "I'm so fucking sorry. Shhhh it's okay. It's okay, you're safe." 

His sister fell asleep in his arms, wrapped tight against his body as he rocked her back and forth against his chest. 

Rhysand held his jaw, "She knows s few words and the alphabet. We will need to work on that to communicate with her," he ground out. "She can speak an ancient language I do not even know, but Amren might. Also, she's my fucking mate." 

Cassian watched in silence as Rhysand left the room, went upstairs, and slammed another door shut with a soft click to indicate he had locked it. 

Madja inclined her head to the bed they had ready for her, "Lay her down. I don't need her awake to know how healthy she is or what she needs."

Duar - "stop/hault"

[hanafubukki]

I binged your Lilia with a baby daughter and I couldn't get enough. Can you imagine if General Lilia gets yeeted into that timeline and he finds out that not only did his future self marry a human but also actually have a child with her. If current timeline Half Faces are already kinda rare so imagine from his time where he's at war with them. Also how Lilia's little girl interacting with her Papa (who isn't really her Papa but also isn't lmao) Also, MC who he is married to. I just wanna see his Tsun Tsun ass be flustered but confused lmao. Ok, thank youuu!

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I'm happy that you enjoyed them anonie! I had a blast writing them. 🌟💚

Ohhhh Anonie you guys know how to hit my weak spots 😂💕💜 Babies, General Lilia, time travel shenanigans oh my 🤣💚 You and me 🤝 wants to see General Lilia tsun tsun butt be flustered mwah chef kiss.

General Lilia being sent to the future is a curse and a blessing...depending on who you ask 😂 jkjk

Just thinking about it and I just?? Love the thought of General Vanrouge meeting a new born baby or up to a 1 year old. Something about him just holding her with these awkward hands just has me so soft 😩🥹

But then I also think our Lilia might be possessive and go ‘My Baby’ on him, even though that’s literally himself 🤣

I have so many thoughts sooo many on how General Vanrouge’s reaction to Malleus and Silver could go, and even Sebek. But more so on Malleus and Silver. Also his reaction to his future self too, you know??

In reverse, our Lilia’s reaction to his past self. It can go many ways as well. Depending on how General Vanrouge reacts. Papa instincts ✨

But we’ll skip that because this ask is about baby and General Vanrouge ✨✨

A part of me thinks that our Lilia is going to just yeet the baby at his past self. Deja vu right?? Don’t worry, he knows himself and knows the General will catch the little one.

After flicking Lilia on the forehead for his actions and letting Mal and Sil deal with him, you go to the General who’s frozen. He caught her of course, but he seems stumped on what to do.

You can’t blame him really. After being in war and seeing and dealing with what he has. This peace and quiet must be new, not to mention being in the future.

So you go to him and as gently as possible, making sure to not frighten him, move his hands so he’s more comfortably holding the baby.

Unknown to him, but his eyes softened as the little one curled into him while making cooing noises. You know your Lilia is taking a bunch of pictures.

“See? You’re a natural.”

He looks at you in disbelief but you can see the amazement in them too.

You tell him how he has no choice but to hold the baby now because she will cry if you move her from her new favorite spot. He flusters a bit at that.

Time goes on, General Vanrouge wears casual clothing and hangs up his armor temporarily after Lilia had a talk with him. His weapon is with him, you all understand why. His need to protect what’s his is engraved even though he doesn’t see it yet.

[Sometimes you see your Lilia looking at the armor. His eyes mixed with emotions. You simply lay your head on his shoulder; he kisses your hand]

The General gets attached to your daughter. She babbles at him and pulls at his hair. He tries not to flinch. For someone who was against raising kids, the General doesn’t say anything when your daughter stuffs his hair into her mouth or drools on him as she sleeps.

Lilia’s proud, “that’s my girl!” is often heard.

At one point, you take pity on him. You take a hairbrush, running it carefully through his hair before tying it in a high bun. You fondly roll your eyes at the pout your Lilia has before taking your daughter to feed. For the General’s sake, you chose not to comment on his flustered expression.

Our Lilia is repeatedly saying “spoilers” which irritates the General whenever he asks a question. You get why it’s frustrating but the scene is rather funny and your baby girl’s laughter agrees with you.

“I won’t have you ruining my future! I’ll have you know I wouldn’t change anything for the happiness I have now, so you have to be patient.”

Malleus and Silver both have the sweetest smile. They know exactly what he means.

The General watches how his future self acts. You can see the slight scowl and twitch of his eyebrow. He’s questioning his whole existence.

What surprises you is his question to you.

“Are you sure you want to be married to that?”

“Hey!”

You laugh softly, tenderly tucking a stray strand behind his ear, “Yes. He’s you, isn’t he?”

The smile you give him then has him falling deeper unbeknownst to him.

Anabskdkds okay, but why am I the one flustered now?? Qbskwjwjejr 😂💞🥰

Ahhhhh this was longer than I expected but I had so many ideas and I wanted to especially include that last one 🥹💞

Thank you for sending this in Anonie 😭💚 Currently screaming into a pillow and rolling in bed. Ahhhhh 💞💞💞💚💚

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Good Omens Fanfic Recs - March 2025 - part #2 🥳🩷

Follow along for short summaries and recs on the books i read🩷 The numbers are for funsies - i want to count my reads throughout 2025.

I only read finished stories and one-shots. You will find no WIPs in here. Also you will only find happy or at least hopeful endings here - i couldn´t handle anything else.

Also i try to find every author here on tumblr to link-to, but some times i am out of luck. If you happen to know them, please tell them, write to me in the comments or DM me and i will update the post!

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47] Hidden canvases (E) by @catartkd and @vampiremama

Human AU. Crowley's career went down like a lead balloon after having committed to the wrong business partners. Now he has lost everything and though in his late 40ies, has nothing else to do but to spend the summer with his aunt Tracy in Tadfield. When meeting the art teacher Aziraphale he finally has found someone to fight with... Enemies to lovers!

😂😂😂 I absolutely adored this one, it's sweet, it's funny and a good read!

48] Code of Chivalry (E) by @tawnyontumblr

Human AU, though not really - part of the Fairy Tale Bang. A tourney is meant to decide, who will be allowed to marry princess Muriel. Knight Aziraphale is the favoured candidate, but then Sir Anthony Crowley de Hell is not to be underestimated. It seems to be about love, but there is politics involved, too. And love. And a bit of smut. 😉🌶️

49] The Edging Cut (E) by @whatareyou42

Human Au, Aziraphale is captain of a hockey-team and he is one player short. Crowley is a pro figure skater, who has lost his previous partner for pair skating. Can Crowley join the team for one season, learn everything he needs and fit in with the others? Both are skeptical but willing to try. That is, until they realise who the respective other truly is ... 🤔

I absolutely love this fic, it's 400 pages of pining, frustration, hot scenes and fast games. You will be surprised by how many ways the author found for them to miscommunicate. 🤣🩷 Definitely on my reread-list!

50] Moonstruck (M) by @foolishlovers

Human Au, in which Crowley is a grumpy Prof and single dad to Adam. Every first saturday of the month he visits the same cafe to unwind and have a look at the stars through the windows. Until one night there is a new waiter, who seems determined to talk with Crowley ... 😉

Oneshots

[51] Find me there (amongst your ruins) (E) by @hollybennett123

A demon edged along by an angel - pure and nice smut. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

[52] Antics and First Editions (NR) by @edit_by_riley

Set after S2, Crowley tries everything he can to get the attention of a certain archangel. He is sporting scales, has a new hair look, he even does some demonic deeds ... But there is no reaction. This calls for more drastic tactics...

"There he is, the Sushi Supreme" 😂😂😂

[53] there is no other way to say it (E) by @ineffabildaddy

Set in the beginning, this little story tells us how the angel got to know the word "mine". Beautiful! 🩷

[54] Altogether governed by Humours (E) by @zehwulf

Human Au. Being together for about a year, Aziraphale and Crowley enjoy going to a certain kind of club ... Aziraphale volunteers to answer questions for newbies and is mid-talk with Muriel, when Crowley starts ... distracting him. Because Crowley is on a mission for a certain goal. 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Very hot, mind the tags!

[55] In search of the wind (E) by @ripeteeth

After Adam ends the Armageddon't, Aziraphale is not given his body back. He tries his best to find his way back to Crowley.

As always with this author - bittersweet and beautiful ❤️

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