#that can’t be normal
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pixlokita · 2 years ago
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Me: -can’t contact previous employers for ref-
Me: huh? -can’t find the address-
Me: ??? -calls headquarters to ask for info-
HQ: that place doesn’t exist ? It never did. We don’t work in Texas.
Me:
Me:- I worked there for three years.
Them: yes you’re in the records- … ???
Me: ????????
Them: ????? How ????
Me:❓❓❓❓❓❓
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brokskar · 1 month ago
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i’m saying this as a simon and ben fan but his sideburns are fucking atrocious
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bizarrebazaar13 · 3 months ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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drizzledrawings · 3 months ago
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Only you
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skittleswithfeathers · 6 days ago
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I’ve had a nosebleed almost every day for the past year.
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room4creation · 12 days ago
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me when I have a useless kinda day but I made friends with an anaesthetist trainee
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northpolardog · 6 months ago
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why do gay people have to be weird
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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10/10 parenting from the Aftons in FNAF
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balkanbitch · 13 days ago
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Film school really does ruin you. I’m trying to watch phineas and ferb and all I can think about is how Doofenshmirtz and his brother Roger represent Americanization and what it takes to succeed as an immigrant in America
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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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eidothean · 3 months ago
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My Crow Rook headcanon is that sometime during the story Rook goes home for family dinner and is like ‘… so I’m seeing someone … he’s a Dalish grey warden’ and Viago spits out a five hundred euro mouthful of wine (which Rook has poisoned just to see if he notices) and experiences one million catastrophic war flashbacks to the last time an Antivan Crow was ‘seeing’ a Dalish grey warden and gets up to find a quill to put a contract on Davrin’s life and Teia yanks him back by his coat and is like ‘ooh is that the handsome one’ and Rook is nodding enthusiastically while Viago stares into his dinner plate like it’s the abyss
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tariah23 · 1 year ago
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The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.
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daysofnights · 12 days ago
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when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding
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buggachat · 1 year ago
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 8 months ago
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Anatomical studies!
So, there was a line in TMNT’03 when Raph complains about his ribs that got me thinking, isn’t a turtles shell their ribs?
So, I did a little looking into the skeletal structure of turtles and how it might apply to the brothers, particularly the Rise brothers as they’re all different species. Here’s the little chart of common bone and scute patterns, and some speculation on how their reptilian features affects them!
I’ll post my individual skeletal studies after!
[Raph] [Donnie] [Leo] [Mikey] [Splinter]
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 1 month ago
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Hedghodg Snugglz
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