#that can’t be normal
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Me: -can’t contact previous employers for ref-
Me: huh? -can’t find the address-
Me: ??? -calls headquarters to ask for info-
HQ: that place doesn’t exist ? It never did. We don’t work in Texas.
Me:
Me:- I worked there for three years.
Them: yes you’re in the records- … ???
Me: ????????
Them: ????? How ????
Me:❓❓❓❓❓❓
#?#that can’t be normal#they just ? gave me a number for ref showing I did work there#huh?#what happened to everyone#what happened to the building#what#i?#Pix habla#what ….
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i’m saying this as a simon and ben fan but his sideburns are fucking atrocious
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#aelan speaks#fornax cain#fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal#not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child
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Only you
#gay people can’t just be in a normal situationship#they have to be written in the stars and die in each others arms while saving the world I guess#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce x viktor#arcane spoilers#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane fanart
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I’ve had a nosebleed almost every day for the past year.
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me when I have a useless kinda day but I made friends with an anaesthetist trainee
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why do gay people have to be weird
#can’t just flirt normally jfc#poolverine#cherik#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#charles xavier#erik lensherr
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10/10 parenting from the Aftons in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#william afton#mrs afton#fnaf 4#afton family#you guys don’t understand#like how many people asked for this comic to happen#like I got multiple comments saying I needed to draw this next#ITS SO FUNNY like okay guess I should do it#this comic is unserious but I can’t prove it’s uncanon#probably the most normal family conversation between the Aftons
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Film school really does ruin you. I’m trying to watch phineas and ferb and all I can think about is how Doofenshmirtz and his brother Roger represent Americanization and what it takes to succeed as an immigrant in America
#I can’t be normal#please I wish I could watch film like a normal person#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#roger doofenshmirtz#I’m tired I can’t even turn my brain off for five seconds
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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My Crow Rook headcanon is that sometime during the story Rook goes home for family dinner and is like ‘… so I’m seeing someone … he’s a Dalish grey warden’ and Viago spits out a five hundred euro mouthful of wine (which Rook has poisoned just to see if he notices) and experiences one million catastrophic war flashbacks to the last time an Antivan Crow was ‘seeing’ a Dalish grey warden and gets up to find a quill to put a contract on Davrin’s life and Teia yanks him back by his coat and is like ‘ooh is that the handsome one’ and Rook is nodding enthusiastically while Viago stares into his dinner plate like it’s the abyss
#viago is like why can’t you just be NORMAL#viago de riva#andarateia cantori#rook#de riva#datv rook#teia cantori#teiago#dragon age#datv#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#davrin#davrin x rook#rook x davrin#zevran arainai#zevran#warden mahariel#mahariel#zevran x mahariel#dragon age origins#ciro de riva
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The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.
#it’s just???#at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world#why is death from stress the end game for so many of them#this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life#rambling#I still never got over miura’s passing man#and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork#it’s just… all so bleak#fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful#your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now#I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good#this should be normalized
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when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding
#james is of course#only doing this for his best friend#and not at all because he thinks regulus is pretty#and wants to learn every little thing about him#quite sad i can’t write this as a oneshot actually#you get how funny the denial would be#maybe he doesn’t even fully realise he likes guys for wayy too long into this relationship#he thinks its completely normal and that everyone is just this attracted to regulus#marauders#regulus black#posting day and night#sirius black#james potter#jegulus
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something#and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL#do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down#if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself#hope you enjoy#buggachatter
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Anatomical studies!
So, there was a line in TMNT’03 when Raph complains about his ribs that got me thinking, isn’t a turtles shell their ribs?
So, I did a little looking into the skeletal structure of turtles and how it might apply to the brothers, particularly the Rise brothers as they’re all different species. Here’s the little chart of common bone and scute patterns, and some speculation on how their reptilian features affects them!
I’ll post my individual skeletal studies after!
[Raph] [Donnie] [Leo] [Mikey] [Splinter]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise leo#rise raph#anatomy#turtle bones are weird man#maybe Raph was so concerned about how much Leo was sweating in the pizza puffs episode because they can’t actually do that normally
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Hedghodg Snugglz
#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the hedgehog#Shadow the hedgehog#Sonic the hedgehog 3#yes this is a scene in that 15k fic of mine what about it#Sonadow#BUT LISTEN WHEN I TAG AS SONADOW I DON’T MEAN ROMANTIC I MEAN CONFUSING AS HECK QPR BESTIES RIVALS FRIENDS—#listen if i can’t write another 15k of snuggles I’m gonna darn well draw it.#i’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM THANKS#go read my fic /j#PLATONIC BUT LIKE CLOSER THAN FRIENDS#NOT ROMANTIC BUT ‘YOU UNDERSTAND ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE’#how do articulate look they’re close that’s what matters labels and everything else heck em they’re fluffy#i love posting things late at night so i remain unknown mwahahahaha >:3 /gen
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