#i?

[pixlokita]

Me: -can’t contact previous employers for ref-

Me: huh? -can’t find the address-

Me: ??? -calls headquarters to ask for info-

HQ: that place doesn’t exist ? It never did. We don’t work in Texas.

Me:

Me:- I worked there for three years.

Them: yes you’re in the records- … ???

Me: ????????

Them: ????? How ????

Me:❓❓❓❓❓❓

[leadmeastraylittlefairy]

i’m so feral about imogen saying “i prayed to her like she was a god”

[gothoffspring]

Suraj Kennedy- my #kmik contestant! proper intro post coming later today 💖

[gobackimhaunted]

if you genuinely think that taylor wrote 31 songs about her deteriorating mental health because she was insecure about breaking streaming records please seek help

[moonysfavoritetoast]

all i had to say this whole time is “i don’t wanna go to school today” and i got to stay home.

[rainwalker-dragonblade29]

Am I doing this? Yes.

😔

Do I wish my ratld novel would just write itself? Also yes.

Will it? No.

But will Raya be mad at me? Absolutely.

[sweetheart-dot-jpeg]

am i the only one who doesn't understand how genderbend shit works

[goldenblueomens]

never thought I’d be watching good omens s2 to recover from the pain of ofmd s2 but oh how the turntables have turned

[sincerelyyoursg]

FUCK OFF IS THIS EVEN REAL

[flamestyle]

[armahumana]

why do i want them to love me like that. they don’t really even know me

[pixlokita]

Tumblr I am begging you stop eating my posts

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

The annoying thing about the finale not being all the executed well is that tommy said he and dream went through all the lore for hours making sure it made sense so i just wonder what went wrong

HUH????

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗