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[linpunny]

*loading*

He brought ya even two gifts, heh. There is FULL on twitter, where I am honestly proud of how ribbon and his "gifts" turned out, so check it out ♥ NSFW (MINORS DO NOT INTERACT) account on twitter - actuallynsfwart

[pixlokita]

Me: -can’t contact previous employers for ref-

Me: huh? -can’t find the address-

Me: ??? -calls headquarters to ask for info-

HQ: that place doesn’t exist ? It never did. We don’t work in Texas.

Me:

Me:- I worked there for three years.

Them: yes you’re in the records- … ???

Me: ????????

Them: ????? How ????

Me:❓❓❓❓❓❓

[leadmeastraylittlefairy]

i’m so feral about imogen saying “i prayed to her like she was a god”

[gothoffspring]

Suraj Kennedy- my #kmik contestant! proper intro post coming later today 💖

[gobackimhaunted]

if you genuinely think that taylor wrote 31 songs about her deteriorating mental health because she was insecure about breaking streaming records please seek help

[tao-lay]

unhinged behavior

[skzoologist]

Oh my god, I think I did it. Holy shit, I finished something I should have months ago!

[goldenblueomens]

never thought I’d be watching good omens s2 to recover from the pain of ofmd s2 but oh how the turntables have turned

[sincerelyyoursg]

FUCK OFF IS THIS EVEN REAL

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[pixlokita]

Tumblr I am begging you stop eating my posts

[ladyshinga]

[toastbutteregg]