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♡ so fucking special♡
#toxic yuri#if i had a dollar for every time i drew toxic yuri im going to end up with a lot of dollars#fear and hunger termina fanart#just a sketch that i threw color and shading onto it’s not that deep/high quality#i am glad to get fat marina out into the world though#she is so dollbaby#wishing everyone who draws samarie with self harm scars a wonderful day#funger termina#marina fear and hunger#samarie fear and hunger#marina domek#that bitch gets a last name#samarina#fear and hunger 2#my art#bitterish vices
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Lady Death & Night Triumphant
#also known as Acotar if it was not mid#rhysta#nesta archeron#rhysand#acotar#she's everything he's just ken#rhysand does not have a last name.#apparently only bad bitches get last names in acotar#the archerons the vanserras and Gwyn ONLY#rhys does not fit <3#pro nesta archeron
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"I was afraid of facing you. I can't even call you by your name."
THE NOVELIST: PLAYBACK (2021). DIRECTED BY: MIKI KOICHIRO.
#the novelist#the novelist: playback#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#tvedit#mediagifs#*#faiza gifs#THESE! CODEPENDENT! BITCHES!#GOD im so glad i could find a decent t*rr*nt of playback last night i can FINALLY gif it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway. THIS SCENE. my GOD.#rio FINALLYYYYYYY breaking down ALL this walls ALL HIS EGO on the fucking FLOOR#just being VULNERABLE in front of haruhiko after training it through to japan JUST TO COME#AND SAY SORRY TO HIM.#yalllllll theyre just SO .... SATISFYING.#the WHOLE novelist franchise is THERAPY. u see them go thru EVERY stage of toxicity right through to tenderness.#i mean theyre still HUGELY filled with issues. but. THEYRE OKAY. theyre messed up bitches PERFECTLY codependent on one another.#god and dont even GET ME STARTED on rio not even being able to SAY haruhiko bc it just weighs GO MUCH TOO MUCH on his tongue#BC THAT MEANS BEING VULNERABLE AND LETTING SOMEONE IN AND HE COULD NOT LET HIMSELF DO THAT.#NOR DID HE THINK HE WAS WORTHY OF HARUHIKO TO EVEN SAY HIS NAME IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEE
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I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.
I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.
Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.
All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:
“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”
Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.
#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die)#elizabeth woodville#woodvilles#my post#to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not)#I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way#writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about#and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually:#the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another;#her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months;#how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old);#how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress;#and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft#(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was)#the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized#what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her.#(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether)#nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens#and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented#and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened#I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be?#apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared'#and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund)#rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least)#more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead#it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly#anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break#her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it#it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall#makes for a great story tho
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feyre has a husband, rhysand (and a massive gigantic crush on ianthe but we’re not supposed to notice) who has a boyfriend, tamlin (who is also feyre’s ex, rhysand clearly has a type but we’re not to notice that either) who has a boyfriend, lucien, who has a girlfriend, elain, who has a girlfriend, gywneth, who has a boyfriend, azriel, who has a boyfriend , eris, who has a girlfriend, nesta, who had a girlfriend clare (she died) and now has a husband, cassian who has a massive crush on his “brothers”. any questions?
#everyone’s gay#a lot of their problems would be solved if any of them acted on their gay ass feelings#cassian can’t be with rhysand so he takes it out on nesta#meanwhile rhysand is with feyre cuz she was with tamlin and he must have all parts of tamlin somehow#eris and azriel have mad homoerotic tension that’s gonna boil over one day#feyre was so down bad for ianthe she had to kill her cuz it was getting debilitating#is this shitposting?#acotar#feyre archeron#lucien vanserra#elain archeron#gywneth berdara#eris vanserra#nesta archeron#clare beddor#no last name having ass bitches ->#rhysand#tamlin#azriel#cassian
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Something something the hands that cradled you something something (im going insane over my dnd campaign help, the Dm is scaring me)
#for context my pc is the purple haired one and the ginger is a bitch who killed her circus and her father in front of her#also another pc parents and has been tormenting my pc for the whole campaign and is generally a bitch and the second in command of a cult#and my pc has gaps of memory that last a couple years plus a bunch of snippets in her life and all i know they're connected to him#and they knew each other and the dm said that more than once he cared for her#so now im violently brainrotting and unwell because what do you mean my worst enemy and man that destroyed my life cared for me#what do you mean they could have been siblings or exes or best friends or something else and she doesnt remember#what do you mean there is a chance it's her fault he's like this#what do you mean she might have joined him in the worst part of the cult he's in for that year and might have done unspeakable things#im so not okay pookies help next week at least i should be getting his real name and a memory 07#dnd#dnd character#my art#digital art#dnd art#dungeons and dragons#something to enemies?#also her name is Lara#blood of lathander campaign
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My boss gifted us all with personalized Stanley's and I can feel the changes being wrought upon me on a molecular level. I want it to have a cute little charm. I want to make fancy waters to put in it. I'm becoming a monster.
#it makes me. so mad. that i am not immune to being a basic bitch.#but it's such a pretty shade of blue and it's not the second largest water bottle i own. I can't deny the practicality.#it also has my name in pretty font engraved on the side.#that wasn't even the only thing we got.#wild how last year i was underpaid and sick all the time and didn't get a bonus with no explanation#and now this year i work somewhere that can just book a whole floor of an upscale restaurant for the party.#the food was really good.#*now the second largest water bottle jfc
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NaNo 2024: Victory!!
Hello, world, here's my tidied desk in the aftermath of FINISHING ANOTHER BOOK!!! It took me EXACTLY four (4) pens this year (I was literally writing my wrap-up stats in the back of the notebook when the in on the last one started to go!), on 82 pages across two (2) notebooks, and preliminary* word count is 71,541!! (*subject to change once typed--I count by hand and tweak as I type haha.)
Also featuring: the NaNo Earrings, Volumes 2 and 3 of the Bitch Journal (where I whine about writerly things and also Reflect On My Process--I learned very much this year and got a lot of dopamine from it!!), the tiny watch that kept me company in my tertiary writing space, the earplugs that made working at home Tolerable (mostly), and some of the frantic scribbles on scrap paper (I got a LOT of mileage out of a dead receipt that Panera misprinted for me lol).
Now, onward to TYPING!! I would love for this not to take most of December, so I'll probably have more Unhinged Goals About That (I don't know why I am the way that I am), but! The hard part is done!!
#nano2024#hh#writing#i already don't love the title i wrote at the top of the manuscript by the way lol#i might just call it 'the wintergreen house'#instead of a street address#it doesn't need a street address because of where it is#i just also like how 'seventeen wintergreen' sounds so....unclear lol#and anyway listen the half a space lichen doesn't really vibe with names humans can pronounce anyway#so they end the book not sure what to call it#or how to refer to it#which is fair because how would YOU try to pronounce a constellation of flashing lights and weird almost-smells??#exactly. good luck lol#ANYWAY I HAD SO MUCH FUN I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT MY PROCESS (i have tag rambled about this elsewhere i won't do it again lol)#100/10 recommend doing a Journal Thing if you have a creative process btw#to hack your way around said creative process#The Bitch Journal has been THE biggest game changer for me in writer land lately#it started out like the top one says 'mostly just whining' but it's wild how easily that slides into Reflection and Figuring Yourself OutLO#if i ever taught writing this is the only kind of journal i would implement#i had a professor who wanted us to do Idea Journals which fine cool observation things#but GOSH this one was SO MUCH MORE HELPFUL TO ME#and really framing it as whining was SO good#because you get all the gunk out and then words can GO#anyway. everyone needs a Bitch Journal i think#be a bitch do your bitching etc#nano#the Void already started coming for me last night btw#IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THE POST PROJECT CRASH LEAF ME ALONE!!!!
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Nate on the ESPN Unlapped podcast: “He’s got that goal, he’s got that hunger back. He’s back in a team that ultimately he feels that is home for him. You know, we talk about Charles and how close he feels to Ferrari and Lewis with Mercedes. I think for Ricciardo, it’s the same with Red Bull. He feels that’s his home.”
#Nate talking about how he’s spent time with Daniel before vegas and how happy and ‘back to his old self’ Daniel is#just yeah …. it never gets boring to hear that#I know the moots are currently going off at Zak brown but honestly all I can do is laugh#Daniel never once spoke a bad word about him or his team last year and hasn’t even once taken his name since he’s left that team#and yet he feels the need to constantly put himself in the victim’s role because he fucking knows what he did#every time he goes on one of those podcasts and talk about uwu how hard it was for him#I’m like whine some more you fucking bitch#anyway Daniel’s home now 🫶🏽#daniel ricciardo#Nate Saunders
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You know what has always seemed funny to me is that Mello has some kind of relation with fire (the explosion and then the fire in his death), and at the same time, his real name is the same one of the arcangel known for having a flaming sword (even tho never stated in the bible but he's represented with one in almost everywhere for interesting reasons but no one gives a shit about that)
which i totally think is a stretch of my part because based on platinum end, ohba's vision of religion is almost the equivalent to the opinion of a 15 yo edgy incel that likes reddit too much
but still funny to me. it's also funny considering the name literally means "who is like god?" because, technically speaking, michael will never be like god, he's the protector and fighter. his name is almost the statement "no one will be like god" which I think is funny considering that the one who tried to be like god was cast out to hell, like u know, the good-looking angel that in some depictions is actually a very manipulative entity that convinces some angels to get into his side and fight with him and was defeated by this said arcangel
that's very funny to me
#i could go on and go about this but yeah no. i do like a lot the meaning of his name and what represents#the atheism in platinum is so bad it almost made me go catholic again. it's a reddit atheism (“god is like santa claus”)#i really really like all the meanings and how you can play with mello's real name if you try hard enough and aim for the stars#near's too. if you do the same. and i WILL. putting the catholic knowledge in action.#alsoo it's so funny to me that in paradise lost (not bible canon but still very VERY really known) Michael is a lil bitch.#he's the one who casts adam and eve out of eden and he's like “MAYBE if SOMEONE hadn't eaten the FRUIT” which I think is very mello coded#he's like sad for them like two seconds and then he's like “lmao this happened because u're stupid” and points and laugh#technically not that but shush. he is still like “dude. adam. it's fine u can make ur life out of here..stop crying lmao”#it's like dante in the divine comedy when he's sad for people at first and then in like the third circle he's like “hahaha stupid”#“you're suffering? GOOD. this is what you get for being GAY. i dont give a shit your suffering. do you know what's happening in Florence?”#satan in paradise lost to the other angels is like “aren't you tired of being nice? don't you wanna go apeshit?”#“the other day saw god drinking the last of the milk and putting the carton back in the fridge :/ idk man doesn't sound too heavenly to me"
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Thanks for enlightening me to what they did. [Macaque sacrificing himself to the Pagoda because “I get all the consequences and you get to mope!”] This is like him trying to make up for Wukong sacrificing himself to surrender to the Jade Emperor. The Pagoda may be no Five Phases Mountain, but at least Wukong can be the one to run away this time. I am NOT okay ;-; Could I 👉👈 cut off the rest of my nonsense and just resend the single piece of brainrot I've yet to see covered by you, reblogs, or another anon? because I understand my asks are too much at once lol. In trying to avoid burdening you with multiple tiny asks as each thought comes to me, I try to cover everything at once, but that has its own drawbacks. Sorry about that! You can ignore what I sent before since other anons/reblogs have basically mentioned those aspects already. This specific bit about everyone fighting for the title of most sacrificial butt had a lil more effort because I wanted to provide some entertainment for you :D
Wukong falls, his pained cries filling all six ears, and Macaque halts. The past, the present, the future. The visions brought by what he hears, all those whispered memories converge on that moment. Why him- why again-? He turns to call out his name and watches as MK races to Wukong's side, his monkey form flickering from some invisible connection that's strained and hurting, just like it did the first time you found him sitting by the cliff's edge, he's hurting too from this. You don't need to think about it. You're already in the way, the second you hear Li Jing say "this nonsense ends now." You're grabbing his arm and dispelling the spell. It's silent all around. There's a single ring of the bell from your angsty little soundtrack. AND THERE MACKY GOES, his eyes shadowed as he grits his teeth, "Xiaotian..." But his mind is already made up. Calm, focused, acceptance in between the gloom. "You go...and save the world." HE SAYS WHILE TURNING AROUND WITH HIS RED SCARF LOOKING LIKE A CAPE BILLOWING IN THE WIND. Wukong is stunned, "What? No! Macaque- No!" as he starts sinking into the shadows. He can only yell out once more before before everything disappears. What is WRONG WITH HIM. Wukong bodily tackling him from heaven to the earth wasn't enough. I need to crush him on the ocean floor. ~ oooh red is the color of heroes ~ ooh classy cape look and STUPID DRAMATIC LINE DROP YOU SAVE FOR THE END OF THE SEASON YOU LOSER MONKEY. he wants to be the knight in shining tattered cape sooooo bad/j and then pretends it's all for Mk and not also Wukong. Hey, do you think Macky knows how to use a washing machine?
*through tears* nah, i bet he doesn’t know what a washing machine is
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS T^T
#man macaw pretending he’s only doing it for MK bc that’s who he speaks to last#AND THE. AT RHE PAGODA HE SAY ‘my sacrifice wasted on the Monkey King’ AHEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FHEM#HELLO??????#MACKY YOU BITCH WHEN I GET YOU#AHAKINV HIM ANS SHAKING HIM AND SHAKING HIM AND#anon trust me i absolutely love your little ficlets in my inbox <3333#and this one here how you switch up pics so that now we’re Macky and switch again to us scolding him lmao#lmk#lmk s5#lmk spoilers#lmk s5 spoilers#shadowpeach#lmk six eared macaque#it was so sick of him to shout Wukong’s name before he placed himself in from of Li Jing ;-;#and you mentioning how it mirrored Wukong’s own confrontation with the Jade Emperor oh my godddddddd 🫠#bro#BROOOOO#asks
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my brain at 3am after a long day of hyperfixating on Whatever New Thing, going back to the same two characters and the exact same thoughts about them ive been having for the past several years and am clearly very normal about:
#akimeno and matt/mello namely#current main thing in my brain is very much jjk but you'll catch me every night going down the same rabbit holes like clockwork#at least akimeno was relevant last year and i got it out of my system by answering asks and going insane with u all#what am i gonna do about two side characters of death note one of whom ive created an entirely personality for out of my ass hm?#how will a bitch get THAT out of their chest i have so many thoughts about them#but literally no one is asking for that stay safe#chainsaw man#himeno#aki hayakawa#akimeno#death note#mellodramattic#mello#death note matt#mail jeevas#mihael keehl#mello x matt
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^ literally Vittoria Aeducan Arainai. she can do whatever the fuck she wants
#she is Just a little extra but her dads are literally the hero of ferelden and zevran. like the bitch that successfully left the crows#and thats a feat!#zev and tavish… i miss them#roscoe rambles#oc: vittoria aeducan arainai#<- she can get a tag. with her excessive amount of last names (2)
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My posts about participating in your union apply to everyone except for Jane*, the woman in the union subcommittee I chair who just tried for the third time to unilaterally shut down an event she doesn't actually run because she didn't like someone's "attitude" towards her. Jane should actually participate in my union significantly less
#*name changed to protect the annoying#she is deeply unpleasant. she also seems to hate this subcommittee and everyone in it. WHY does she keep showing up#her issue today is that our business manager didn't get back to her about funding for an event so she was going to pull the plug#we don't? have a proposal yet? why the FUCK are you bothering the BA about funding right now we don't even know how much we're asking for?#also you don't run this committee. you don't have the authority to pull the plug on anything OR to ask the BA for money for it#and then she said 'i was told our union hall wasn't good enough to host by members of this group last meeting'#bitch i was AT that meeting. nobody said ANYTHING that could even remotely be interpreted that way. why are you like this
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Here's my sucksona. If you even care (yes I know his name is my name . it's EASY and I'm TIRED)
BASICALLY he's a gangrel that got fucked up by Viv and Vex and now his beast form looks like the right and his humanoid one is just fucked up forever to
Me rambling about em under the cut
First this alt of him
OK ANYWAY. ROUGHLY (may change this later) he kinda like. Works for the Weylin twins ???? He brings in bodies for them and aslong as he keeps up with that he's left to his own devices. Doesn't remember his own last name but he didn't really gaf anyways
I KNOWWWWW he's a masquerade breach.
ONE - it is la people up that late in that city have more to worry about than a gay furry running around
TWO- I do not gaf. I think he looks cool SO WHAT.
Ok beast time :]>>>
His funky little beast form was altered by the Weylin twins and now he's just like that . Since he's a gangrel tho he can shape-shift out of it and all that but they fucked him up a little and it altered his usual form to
The snake head doesn't have a brain also (they thought it would disorientate him to much). The eyes and mouth and everything respond to the tigers brain :]. If you cut off the snakes head it'd keep moving you need to cut off the tigers to go for the kill <3. Snake also cannot digest things ! Whatever it swallows will stay in it's stomach area and be coughed up later on, kinda like owl pellets but with literally everything it "eats".
The yellow bits on his back are a rattle !! It's fused to his spine so whenever he shakes it his whole spine does a fun little shake (could be problematic for him in the long wrong but it sounds cool as hell so . WHATEVER)
All I can remember rn is I didn't finish one of the pages for the beast but it is pretty big :)!!! I think vex would stand a little taller than the bottom line for the second set of pecs he's got (for his double wings <333)
#sonas#MyArt#jrwi the suckening#ALSO DISCLAIMER. im using vtm as a SUGGESTION. this is not complaint with whatever that system has going on PROBABLY#the disciplines there are FOR FUN.#he doesn't have a last name but it could so be Weylin#he needs to learn how to get bitches and by bitches i mean the ones who Did This To Him <3#if you have any questions about him PLEASE. ASK. i will yap up a storm#WINGS. so Emizel can't throw this one of a cliff this time LMAOOOO#if i spelt anything wrong dont tell me#ill cry#/lh
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A friend is trying very hard to convince me to start donating plasma (he gets a referral bonus if he signs someone up) and ngl the idea of using it to pay for less important things like books and art commissions is appealing if only for the fact that I get to say "Yeah I'm paying for this with blood money"
#Seta Speaks#My disposable income is gradually being syphoned off by the slew of wedding-related things I'm doing this year#Bachelorette parties wedding gifts travel costs.......it weighs on the bitch y'know?#I'm always money-conscious but the desire to funnel money into superfluous purchases is STRONG lately#Though-- and I did tell my friend this-- the sell on getting me to donate plasma sounds very much like getting signed up for an MLM lmao#But he did say he made $500 a month last month so idk many getting a blood-based debit card might be something in my future#Another bar for art commissions specifically-- I am a lot more private than I think people give me credit for#And I hate giving out my personal info as a result. Literally the biggest bar in not already getting a commission is because of this#I don't want you knowing my real name I don't want you knowing my email I want none of it#Unless we're very close and then MAYBE you get first name rights only but that's a BIG maybe#Musings at 9 AM I guess lmao
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