#that bitch gets a last name
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♡ so fucking special♡
#toxic yuri#if i had a dollar for every time i drew toxic yuri im going to end up with a lot of dollars#fear and hunger termina fanart#just a sketch that i threw color and shading onto it’s not that deep/high quality#i am glad to get fat marina out into the world though#she is so dollbaby#wishing everyone who draws samarie with self harm scars a wonderful day#funger termina#marina fear and hunger#samarie fear and hunger#marina domek#that bitch gets a last name#samarina#fear and hunger 2#my art#bitterish vices
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Lady Death & Night Triumphant
#also known as Acotar if it was not mid#rhysta#nesta archeron#rhysand#acotar#she's everything he's just ken#rhysand does not have a last name.#apparently only bad bitches get last names in acotar#the archerons the vanserras and Gwyn ONLY#rhys does not fit <3#pro nesta archeron
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"I was afraid of facing you. I can't even call you by your name."
THE NOVELIST: PLAYBACK (2021). DIRECTED BY: MIKI KOICHIRO.
#the novelist#the novelist: playback#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#tvedit#mediagifs#*#faiza gifs#THESE! CODEPENDENT! BITCHES!#GOD im so glad i could find a decent t*rr*nt of playback last night i can FINALLY gif it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway. THIS SCENE. my GOD.#rio FINALLYYYYYYY breaking down ALL this walls ALL HIS EGO on the fucking FLOOR#just being VULNERABLE in front of haruhiko after training it through to japan JUST TO COME#AND SAY SORRY TO HIM.#yalllllll theyre just SO .... SATISFYING.#the WHOLE novelist franchise is THERAPY. u see them go thru EVERY stage of toxicity right through to tenderness.#i mean theyre still HUGELY filled with issues. but. THEYRE OKAY. theyre messed up bitches PERFECTLY codependent on one another.#god and dont even GET ME STARTED on rio not even being able to SAY haruhiko bc it just weighs GO MUCH TOO MUCH on his tongue#BC THAT MEANS BEING VULNERABLE AND LETTING SOMEONE IN AND HE COULD NOT LET HIMSELF DO THAT.#NOR DID HE THINK HE WAS WORTHY OF HARUHIKO TO EVEN SAY HIS NAME IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEE
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I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.
I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.
Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.
All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:
“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”
Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.
#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die)#elizabeth woodville#woodvilles#my post#to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not)#I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way#writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about#and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually:#the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another;#her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months;#how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old);#how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress;#and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft#(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was)#the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized#what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her.#(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether)#nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens#and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented#and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened#I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be?#apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared'#and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund)#rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least)#more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead#it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly#anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break#her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it#it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall#makes for a great story tho
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feyre has a husband, rhysand (and a massive gigantic crush on ianthe but we’re not supposed to notice) who has a boyfriend, tamlin (who is also feyre’s ex, rhysand clearly has a type but we’re not to notice that either) who has a boyfriend, lucien, who has a girlfriend, elain, who has a girlfriend, gywneth, who has a boyfriend, azriel, who has a boyfriend , eris, who has a girlfriend, nesta, who had a girlfriend clare (she died) and now has a husband, cassian who has a massive crush on his “brothers”. any questions?
#everyone’s gay#a lot of their problems would be solved if any of them acted on their gay ass feelings#cassian can’t be with rhysand so he takes it out on nesta#meanwhile rhysand is with feyre cuz she was with tamlin and he must have all parts of tamlin somehow#eris and azriel have mad homoerotic tension that’s gonna boil over one day#feyre was so down bad for ianthe she had to kill her cuz it was getting debilitating#is this shitposting?#acotar#feyre archeron#lucien vanserra#elain archeron#gywneth berdara#eris vanserra#nesta archeron#clare beddor#no last name having ass bitches ->#rhysand#tamlin#azriel#cassian
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Nate on the ESPN Unlapped podcast: “He’s got that goal, he’s got that hunger back. He’s back in a team that ultimately he feels that is home for him. You know, we talk about Charles and how close he feels to Ferrari and Lewis with Mercedes. I think for Ricciardo, it’s the same with Red Bull. He feels that’s his home.”
#Nate talking about how he’s spent time with Daniel before vegas and how happy and ‘back to his old self’ Daniel is#just yeah …. it never gets boring to hear that#I know the moots are currently going off at Zak brown but honestly all I can do is laugh#Daniel never once spoke a bad word about him or his team last year and hasn’t even once taken his name since he’s left that team#and yet he feels the need to constantly put himself in the victim’s role because he fucking knows what he did#every time he goes on one of those podcasts and talk about uwu how hard it was for him#I’m like whine some more you fucking bitch#anyway Daniel’s home now 🫶🏽#daniel ricciardo#Nate Saunders
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Thanks for enlightening me to what they did. [Macaque sacrificing himself to the Pagoda because “I get all the consequences and you get to mope!”] This is like him trying to make up for Wukong sacrificing himself to surrender to the Jade Emperor. The Pagoda may be no Five Phases Mountain, but at least Wukong can be the one to run away this time. I am NOT okay ;-; Could I 👉👈 cut off the rest of my nonsense and just resend the single piece of brainrot I've yet to see covered by you, reblogs, or another anon? because I understand my asks are too much at once lol. In trying to avoid burdening you with multiple tiny asks as each thought comes to me, I try to cover everything at once, but that has its own drawbacks. Sorry about that! You can ignore what I sent before since other anons/reblogs have basically mentioned those aspects already. This specific bit about everyone fighting for the title of most sacrificial butt had a lil more effort because I wanted to provide some entertainment for you :D
Wukong falls, his pained cries filling all six ears, and Macaque halts. The past, the present, the future. The visions brought by what he hears, all those whispered memories converge on that moment. Why him- why again-? He turns to call out his name and watches as MK races to Wukong's side, his monkey form flickering from some invisible connection that's strained and hurting, just like it did the first time you found him sitting by the cliff's edge, he's hurting too from this. You don't need to think about it. You're already in the way, the second you hear Li Jing say "this nonsense ends now." You're grabbing his arm and dispelling the spell. It's silent all around. There's a single ring of the bell from your angsty little soundtrack. AND THERE MACKY GOES, his eyes shadowed as he grits his teeth, "Xiaotian..." But his mind is already made up. Calm, focused, acceptance in between the gloom. "You go...and save the world." HE SAYS WHILE TURNING AROUND WITH HIS RED SCARF LOOKING LIKE A CAPE BILLOWING IN THE WIND. Wukong is stunned, "What? No! Macaque- No!" as he starts sinking into the shadows. He can only yell out once more before before everything disappears. What is WRONG WITH HIM. Wukong bodily tackling him from heaven to the earth wasn't enough. I need to crush him on the ocean floor. ~ oooh red is the color of heroes ~ ooh classy cape look and STUPID DRAMATIC LINE DROP YOU SAVE FOR THE END OF THE SEASON YOU LOSER MONKEY. he wants to be the knight in shining tattered cape sooooo bad/j and then pretends it's all for Mk and not also Wukong. Hey, do you think Macky knows how to use a washing machine?
*through tears* nah, i bet he doesn’t know what a washing machine is
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS T^T
#man macaw pretending he’s only doing it for MK bc that’s who he speaks to last#AND THE. AT RHE PAGODA HE SAY ‘my sacrifice wasted on the Monkey King’ AHEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FHEM#HELLO??????#MACKY YOU BITCH WHEN I GET YOU#AHAKINV HIM ANS SHAKING HIM AND SHAKING HIM AND#anon trust me i absolutely love your little ficlets in my inbox <3333#and this one here how you switch up pics so that now we’re Macky and switch again to us scolding him lmao#lmk#lmk s5#lmk spoilers#lmk s5 spoilers#shadowpeach#lmk six eared macaque#it was so sick of him to shout Wukong’s name before he placed himself in from of Li Jing ;-;#and you mentioning how it mirrored Wukong’s own confrontation with the Jade Emperor oh my godddddddd 🫠#bro#BROOOOO#asks
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my brain at 3am after a long day of hyperfixating on Whatever New Thing, going back to the same two characters and the exact same thoughts about them ive been having for the past several years and am clearly very normal about:
#akimeno and matt/mello namely#current main thing in my brain is very much jjk but you'll catch me every night going down the same rabbit holes like clockwork#at least akimeno was relevant last year and i got it out of my system by answering asks and going insane with u all#what am i gonna do about two side characters of death note one of whom ive created an entirely personality for out of my ass hm?#how will a bitch get THAT out of their chest i have so many thoughts about them#but literally no one is asking for that stay safe#chainsaw man#himeno#aki hayakawa#akimeno#death note#mellodramattic#mello#death note matt#mail jeevas#mihael keehl#mello x matt
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ratlyonina lore... you either fuck with the vision or you don't
#ratlyonina. i'm calling it that. cope#ratlyonina#aysa klyonina#rat catcher pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic#yulia lyuricheva#first name rat last name catcher...#yes yulia is her p1 model. no i will not draw her with long hair.#my art#yulia To Me is an exclusive monogamist. like needed#eva to explain to her what an open relationship is.#she's much like peter to me in that sense where they#Latch The Fuck onto their single romantic partner#so mentally. she is begging aysa to get some bitches.#and then she does :champagne:
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^ literally Vittoria Aeducan Arainai. she can do whatever the fuck she wants
#she is Just a little extra but her dads are literally the hero of ferelden and zevran. like the bitch that successfully left the crows#and thats a feat!#zev and tavish… i miss them#roscoe rambles#oc: vittoria aeducan arainai#<- she can get a tag. with her excessive amount of last names (2)
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My posts about participating in your union apply to everyone except for Jane*, the woman in the union subcommittee I chair who just tried for the third time to unilaterally shut down an event she doesn't actually run because she didn't like someone's "attitude" towards her. Jane should actually participate in my union significantly less
#*name changed to protect the annoying#she is deeply unpleasant. she also seems to hate this subcommittee and everyone in it. WHY does she keep showing up#her issue today is that our business manager didn't get back to her about funding for an event so she was going to pull the plug#we don't? have a proposal yet? why the FUCK are you bothering the BA about funding right now we don't even know how much we're asking for?#also you don't run this committee. you don't have the authority to pull the plug on anything OR to ask the BA for money for it#and then she said 'i was told our union hall wasn't good enough to host by members of this group last meeting'#bitch i was AT that meeting. nobody said ANYTHING that could even remotely be interpreted that way. why are you like this
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Here's my sucksona. If you even care (yes I know his name is my name . it's EASY and I'm TIRED)
BASICALLY he's a gangrel that got fucked up by Viv and Vex and now his beast form looks like the right and his humanoid one is just fucked up forever to
Me rambling about em under the cut
First this alt of him
OK ANYWAY. ROUGHLY (may change this later) he kinda like. Works for the Weylin twins ???? He brings in bodies for them and aslong as he keeps up with that he's left to his own devices. Doesn't remember his own last name but he didn't really gaf anyways
I KNOWWWWW he's a masquerade breach.
ONE - it is la people up that late in that city have more to worry about than a gay furry running around
TWO- I do not gaf. I think he looks cool SO WHAT.
Ok beast time :]>>>
His funky little beast form was altered by the Weylin twins and now he's just like that . Since he's a gangrel tho he can shape-shift out of it and all that but they fucked him up a little and it altered his usual form to
The snake head doesn't have a brain also (they thought it would disorientate him to much). The eyes and mouth and everything respond to the tigers brain :]. If you cut off the snakes head it'd keep moving you need to cut off the tigers to go for the kill <3. Snake also cannot digest things ! Whatever it swallows will stay in it's stomach area and be coughed up later on, kinda like owl pellets but with literally everything it "eats".
The yellow bits on his back are a rattle !! It's fused to his spine so whenever he shakes it his whole spine does a fun little shake (could be problematic for him in the long wrong but it sounds cool as hell so . WHATEVER)
All I can remember rn is I didn't finish one of the pages for the beast but it is pretty big :)!!! I think vex would stand a little taller than the bottom line for the second set of pecs he's got (for his double wings <333)
#sonas#MyArt#jrwi the suckening#ALSO DISCLAIMER. im using vtm as a SUGGESTION. this is not complaint with whatever that system has going on PROBABLY#the disciplines there are FOR FUN.#he doesn't have a last name but it could so be Weylin#he needs to learn how to get bitches and by bitches i mean the ones who Did This To Him <3#if you have any questions about him PLEASE. ASK. i will yap up a storm#WINGS. so Emizel can't throw this one of a cliff this time LMAOOOO#if i spelt anything wrong dont tell me#ill cry#/lh
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A friend is trying very hard to convince me to start donating plasma (he gets a referral bonus if he signs someone up) and ngl the idea of using it to pay for less important things like books and art commissions is appealing if only for the fact that I get to say "Yeah I'm paying for this with blood money"
#Seta Speaks#My disposable income is gradually being syphoned off by the slew of wedding-related things I'm doing this year#Bachelorette parties wedding gifts travel costs.......it weighs on the bitch y'know?#I'm always money-conscious but the desire to funnel money into superfluous purchases is STRONG lately#Though-- and I did tell my friend this-- the sell on getting me to donate plasma sounds very much like getting signed up for an MLM lmao#But he did say he made $500 a month last month so idk many getting a blood-based debit card might be something in my future#Another bar for art commissions specifically-- I am a lot more private than I think people give me credit for#And I hate giving out my personal info as a result. Literally the biggest bar in not already getting a commission is because of this#I don't want you knowing my real name I don't want you knowing my email I want none of it#Unless we're very close and then MAYBE you get first name rights only but that's a BIG maybe#Musings at 9 AM I guess lmao
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Desperately want to learn more about pizzaplex owner michael AU but I do not have coherent thoughts more than “bark bark chewing on drywall” so I guess I will just ask: how does he become the owner?. Is Fazbear Ent. Already building it and he takes it from them? Does he build it himself? Can you imagine these construction workers are like “we’ve not seen the guy who ordered this building to be made but it’s finished so now we get to meet the guy” and then . Then they see . They see Michael
My timeline for it isn't entirely hammered out just yet, but it jumps from SL straight to Security Breach. The events of Pizza Simulator still happen, but just without Michael's direct involvement (nor molten freddy :)). The puzzle pieces sort of just fall into place, being blood related to one of the original founders and all. "Did you really think this job just fell out of the sky for you?" Yes, actually. Michael, due to his physical condition, often opts to use a middleman in physical communications, or a phone call in place of face to face meetings. This middleman, although the position has shifted hands multiple times and still does depending on the day, is none other than Jeremy. It's worth noting also that at some point, in the amount of time between 1993 and SL, they got married :3. I try to silently include mentions of this in their designs. In my "canon" timeline, however, Jeremy's design takes a major depressive shift with Michael's ring hanging on a necklace :( But to properly answer your question, Fazbear Entertainment was already building the place, and Michael offered to run the whole place since they hadn't found a proper manager yet and not many others would step up to take on a project so ambitious. He much prefers to keep to the shadows, avoiding social interaction if possible and will often remain in tucked away offices, far from the public eye to watch over cameras. Optimally, he leaves just before night shift; the place is closed, no patrons about, so Michael can freely roam about without the fear of someone seeing him that isn't supposed to. This also coincides with the end of Jeremy's shift, so that they can leave together.
#i imagine he literally just calls up faz ent and goes 'hey. bitch. give me all of your intellectual property.'#'fuck ok'#but genuinely I don't know how it comes about other than him just making his way up the chain#not the actual ceo but in a position prestigious enough to have some power#this can happen with out without ennard michael with only slight differences#major differences in the burntrap fight though#also worth mentioning that he took jeremy's last name to clean his hands of the afton name#and gets incredibly angry when someone dares call him up as mr. afton#vanessa :eyebrow raise emoji:#i hope any of this makes sense i really struggle with writing out stuff bhghghhg#michael afton#five nights at freddy's#jeremy fitzgerald#fnaf sb#fnaf au#pizzaplex owner au#ask.txt#faeriescorpio
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I gen don't understand men complaining ab their wives-to-be not taking their last name by saying "but my heritage/lineage/whatever" like. Are you a medieval king.
#and i say this as someone who would change her last name#actually one of the reasons i wanna get married is so i can change it ^_^#see if it were my maternal great-great-great grandma's i wouldn't change it tho#and that again it's all ''but i gotta protect my last namee ooo''#but that grandma? her last name??? they were essentially the main bitches of their island. streets named after their family name.#and she CHANGED IT. to honestly a not very cool last name.#if i end up unmarried by 30 i'm changing my last name on my own to it#or probably not. the bureaucracy of it all...
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if i had a nickel for every chinese female antagonist in a resident evil media i’d have 4 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened 4 fucking times
#sid rants#sid bitches#resident evil#ada wong#shenmei#fong ling#julie#(yes that’s her whole name she has no canon last name)#gd fong ling had it the fucking worst tho#like her whole character is just. awful racial stereotype#ik ada is a ‘morally gray protagonist’ or w/e the fuck but she gets treated as an antagonist a lot so#she goes on here#also i’m not counting carla. she was a white woman before her whole. thing.
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