#is this shitposting?

[nabikyu]

Help, after I read this comment I cannot unsee Rouge being the voice of the Sonadow Iceberg video-

I love the concept of Rouge being a sonadow supporter

[owchie-wowchie]

If your man

is out of the depths of hell and back

is the spawn of the black and white

covers his soul with a robe of black

takes up the arms of night

Wants his sacrifice and/or wrath

Dances around the pentagram

Takes all his kingdoms back

Babbles the spell that gets it done (babbles it on command)

Won't stop until all the blood is drawn

Gets summoned once or twice

Gambles it all on a roll of the dice

That is not your man, that is a lord in black and he WILL make you a part of a musical or watch bad things happen to you or trap you in the time prison or eat you or make you buy a doll!!

[myokk]

Three things I’ve been thinking of lately:

ONE:

I recently learned that people read differently in their minds🫨 the three types of reading are: subvocalization (you sound out each word internally, like reading to yourself), auditory reading (you hear the words you’ve read, faster than subvocalization) and visual reading (you just understand the meaning of the word..the fastest).

I’m a subvocalization girl which means that I read/write pretty slow but I also LOVE it, because it’s so entertaining this way. I think I mainly just read a lot of classics because their use of language and making their writing sound pretty is🤌🤌🤌 sometimes I just read chapters of Ulysses bc I like how they sound😆♥️ and for me, the main reason to read is to feast my brain!! And writing is so much fun too, because when you get that *exact* combination of words and punctuation and just aldkjgjdlsjgjss when it can sound pretty I get SO HAPPY !! (I think it’s quite obvious that I love alliteration🫶) I’m only a year into my writing journey but I’m excited to see if I can improve with it🥰♥️

But I’m curious…WHAT TYPE OF READER ARE YOU?? Did you know there were different ways?

TWO:

I love this website SO much & I wanted to share it with you all in case you’re interested:

YOU GET TO PRACTICE TYPING (ok maybe I’m weird bc I think it’s fun😆) PLUS you get to “read” all of these amazing novels! They have Austen, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Fitzgerald, Orwell,Homer, etc etc etc🫶

I think physically typing out prose you admire is also an amazing practice because it’s a different way to interact with some beautiful writing. As an artist, I love doing studies of the masters because I always learn something new♥️ (not fanart, my real art😆) and I feel like this is similar for writing.

THREE:

HOW DO SOME OF YOU WRITE SO FAST🫠🫠🫠 OR EVEN READ SO MUCH🫨

Im lucky if I have even 30 min a day to write, and I see some of you posting FULL CHAPTERS almost every day🫨🫨🫨 or even every week…please teach me your ways🥺 but even if I have a longer time to write sometimes, I feel like I write at a snail’s pace because now that the plot of my fic gets so complicated, I spend so much time just THINKING instead of writing🫠 I still have fun writing though & I don’t feel bad about my writing speed, I just wish that sometimes I was a bit faster♥️

Ok that’s all!! My weird rambling post for the evening😆🫶

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

feyre has a husband, rhysand (and a massive gigantic crush on ianthe but we’re not supposed to notice) who has a boyfriend, tamlin (who is also feyre’s ex, rhysand clearly has a type but we’re not to notice that either) who has a boyfriend, lucien, who has a girlfriend, elain, who has a girlfriend, gywneth, who has a boyfriend, azriel, who has a boyfriend , eris, who has a girlfriend, nesta, who had a girlfriend clare (she died) and now has a husband, cassian who has a massive crush on his “brothers”. any questions?

[hycinthrt]

he is just the beloved god's most special girl jesus' bff john

[p1nball-c0la]

Listening to the Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum cassette is all fine and dandy until you get to the end of Hidden In The Sand and the prolonged silence lets you feel safe and then Mucka Blucka catches you like a baseball to the teeth

[shaykesqueer]

How Papa and the Ghouls play Dungeons and Dragons

Copia: Huge rules lawyer. Devours all the official material and knows it by heart. Takes DMing very seriously. Maybe too seriously. Nerd (affecitonate). Um, actually... Swiss: Runs the most chaotic, off the wall one-shots. Can I have a gun? Stays in character the entire time. Rain: Has the most organised, thematic dice. Min Maxer. Super prepared for his turn in combat. Dew: Murder hobo. Goblin rogue. Derails the whole campaign. Phantom: Oops my dice fell on the floor! Wait, what's my AC again? What's going on? (Phantom is me) Mountain: Wholesome druid out of combat. Combat start- wildshapes into dinosaur. Aether: Token human fighter. Sunshine: I cast fuck you. Fireball, fireball, fireball. Cirrus: 20+ charisma. Sexy meathead barbarian. I cast punch. Cumulus: Whimsical DM. Does the cutest, funniest voices, has adorable NPCS, then drops the most heartbreaking, harrowing lore. Mandatory dress up. Aurora: I would argue that a horse is an open container of water

Bonus:

Terzo: I want to fuck the dragon. Let me roll for dick size.

[flystill]

Ice cream time

[eldewinddolly]

Another day at the office… Or when Foaly ropes Holly into his shenanigans.

Thoughts and prayers for this poor anonymous LEP sprite officer who might suffer a very permanent death if he fails at keeping a straight face

[differenteagletragedy]

The entire Twilight saga but Edward is Baxter and Jacob is Derek.

[bluesunshine21]

Bucky: if I make you breakfast , a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this"how did you get in my house".

Y/n : ....

[kreepyveebs]

Erm.. feel free to use it then.

[owchie-wowchie]

But have you considered Pokotho Bliklotep (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim, pokotho, bliklotep, t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim) T'noy Karaxis (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy, karaxis, nibblenephim) Nibblenephim (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim) (Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath) Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath?

[eatablegravel]

Feeling ibe had this week:

Nose pores are wasp nest and need to claw the skin off

Ants in my blood

Im realizing too many of these are bug themeed now

The bad organ feeling™

[cuffmeinblack]

Military Seb just reminding me of the best music video of all time.