#is this shitposting?

[nabikyu]

Help, after I read this comment I cannot unsee Rouge being the voice of the Sonadow Iceberg video-

I love the concept of Rouge being a sonadow supporter

[owchie-wowchie]

If your man

is out of the depths of hell and back

is the spawn of the black and white

covers his soul with a robe of black

takes up the arms of night

Wants his sacrifice and/or wrath

Dances around the pentagram

Takes all his kingdoms back

Babbles the spell that gets it done (babbles it on command)

Won't stop until all the blood is drawn

Gets summoned once or twice

Gambles it all on a roll of the dice

That is not your man, that is a lord in black and he WILL make you a part of a musical or watch bad things happen to you or trap you in the time prison or eat you or make you buy a doll!!

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

feyre has a husband, rhysand (and a massive gigantic crush on ianthe but we’re not supposed to notice) who has a boyfriend, tamlin (who is also feyre’s ex, rhysand clearly has a type but we’re not to notice that either) who has a boyfriend, lucien, who has a girlfriend, elain, who has a girlfriend, gywneth, who has a boyfriend, azriel, who has a boyfriend , eris, who has a girlfriend, nesta, who had a girlfriend clare (she died) and now has a husband, cassian who has a massive crush on his “brothers”. any questions?

[hycinthrt]

he is just the beloved god's most special girl jesus' bff john

[p1nball-c0la]

Listening to the Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum cassette is all fine and dandy until you get to the end of Hidden In The Sand and the prolonged silence lets you feel safe and then Mucka Blucka catches you like a baseball to the teeth

[shaykesqueer]

How Papa and the Ghouls play Dungeons and Dragons

Copia: Huge rules lawyer. Devours all the official material and knows it by heart. Takes DMing very seriously. Maybe too seriously. Nerd (affecitonate). Um, actually... Swiss: Runs the most chaotic, off the wall one-shots. Can I have a gun? Stays in character the entire time. Rain: Has the most organised, thematic dice. Min Maxer. Super prepared for his turn in combat. Dew: Murder hobo. Goblin rogue. Derails the whole campaign. Phantom: Oops my dice fell on the floor! Wait, what's my AC again? What's going on? (Phantom is me) Mountain: Wholesome druid out of combat. Combat start- wildshapes into dinosaur. Aether: Token human fighter. Sunshine: I cast fuck you. Fireball, fireball, fireball. Cirrus: 20+ charisma. Sexy meathead barbarian. I cast punch. Cumulus: Whimsical DM. Does the cutest, funniest voices, has adorable NPCS, then drops the most heartbreaking, harrowing lore. Mandatory dress up. Aurora: I would argue that a horse is an open container of water

Bonus:

Terzo: I want to fuck the dragon. Let me roll for dick size.

[flystill]

Ice cream time

[eldewinddolly]

Another day at the office… Or when Foaly ropes Holly into his shenanigans.

Thoughts and prayers for this poor anonymous LEP sprite officer who might suffer a very permanent death if he fails at keeping a straight face

[differenteagletragedy]

The entire Twilight saga but Edward is Baxter and Jacob is Derek.

[bluesunshine21]

Bucky: if I make you breakfast , a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this"how did you get in my house".

Y/n : ....

[kreepyveebs]

Erm.. feel free to use it then.

[owchie-wowchie]

But have you considered Pokotho Bliklotep (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim, pokotho, bliklotep, t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim) T'noy Karaxis (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy, karaxis, nibblenephim) Nibblenephim (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim) (Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath) Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath?

[eatablegravel]

Feeling ibe had this week:

Nose pores are wasp nest and need to claw the skin off

Ants in my blood

Im realizing too many of these are bug themeed now

The bad organ feeling™

[nocturnal-milk-dud]

I feel like I'm in Saw, I say as I try to reach a charger with a metal coat hanger, a cramp coming on in my thigh

[cuffmeinblack]

Military Seb just reminding me of the best music video of all time.