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All of these things have happened. That "award" is still on our fridge.

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what do you mean hes fictional. i need him

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Steve: Are you mad?

Bucky: No.

Steve: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Steve: So, what do you think?

Sam: I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Barnes.

Steve:

Steve: He’s not even here.

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Steve: You bought a taco?

Sam: Yeah

Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?

Sam:

Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!

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Y/N: My only talent is being stress.

Nat: Don't you mean stressed?

Y/N: No.

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Y/N: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Nat, Steve, Sam? Go

Bucky: Kill Sam, drive the body to the Brown Mountain Dam in the Angeles Forest, dump it in the creek behind the dam because no one ever looks there-

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Y/n : I have no fears

Loki : I'm cooking dinner tonight

Y/n : I have one fear

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Tony: you have no Idea how to show affection to anyone.

Y/n : that's not true, I hugged you once.

Tony: that was a chokehold

Y/n : same thing

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Y/n : I think it's time for plan B

Steve : we have plan B ?

Y/n : no but it's time for one

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Y/n: “Permission to rip these fuckers, apart?”

Steve: “Permission enthusiastically granted.”

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Bucky: Hey, you wanna get outta here? Head back to mine?

Y/N: What are we gonna do?

Bucky: Something that involves screaming, covers, and pillows.

Y/N: *gasps* Are we gonna build a pillow fort and then watch a scary movie in it?

Bucky: This—this is why I love you.

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Nat: what time is it?

Y/n: i don't know... pass me the saxophone and i'll find out.

Nat: *confused but still passes the saxophone to Y/n*

Y/n: *plays the saxophone*

Tony, distantly: who the fuck is playing saxophone at 2am?!

Y/n: it's 2am.

Nat: *giggles*

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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Natasha: HELP! I TOLD WANDA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T СООК!

Y/N, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Person A: “This plan is stupid.”

Person B: “Yes, but unfortunately stupid is all we’ve got.”

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Y/n : Rules are made to be broken!

Bucky:Which is why you're wanted in thirteen countries.