#that and lord Shen from kung fu panda-

[cosmicwhoreo]

Albatross Cookie by design alone looks like the type of person to have ridiculously high standards and will not accept anything less than absolutely perfect.

He says he likes to run a tight ship. You do well, you get to enjoy the luxury of a 5 star cruise for a good week. Fail? Well... They don't talk about what happens when you perform poorly.

[tai-lung]

KUNG FU PANDA (2008) KUNG FU PANDA 2 (2011)

[fictinder]

[Human-ish] Lord Shen x Reader - How to (Actually) Brush Your Hair

[No gender specified for reader-insert, but insert has at least medium-length hair with some degree of curl to it]

Rip. "Ow." Rip. "Oww." Rip. "Ow!"

"Will you stop that?!" Shen snaps from the other side of the bedroom. You can practically hear the eyelid twitch in his voice.

"What?" you ask while facing the mirror, brush in hand. "You don't want to be seen with me while I have bedhead, do you?"

"Of course not, but couldn't you be a bit more...gentle with your own hair?"

"Not really." You shrug. "I have curly hair. These knots are stubborn."

"Still, there has to be a better way." He walks over to your side and holds out one hand. "Go on. Give me the brush."

"I can brush my own hair, Shen--"

"Clearly you can't," he scoffs. "Give. Me. The. Brush."

Not wanting to provoke him any further, you hand him the brush.

"Thank you," he replies in an irritated tone, snatching it from your hand. "Now, hold still."

He threads the brush back into your tangled mane. "Hm, I see what you mean...," he remarks. "But you know, it only gets worse the more you struggle with it. It's better to support the roots like this--" He takes a lock of your hair in one hand, holding it near the scalp. "--so you can pull the brush through the knots without ripping hair from the scalp."

Holding the lock of hair in one hand, he pulls the brush through with the other. And because of his hand holding the roots steady against the pull of the brush, the knot untangles without any pain.

"...I am so embarrassed that I never figured that out," you reply, one hand reaching for your face to hide it in shame.

Shen scoffs again as he continues working on your tangled locks. "Honestly, were you raised in a prison? I might've believed you were only tricking me into doing it for you, if you hadn't just admitted to having no idea."

"I mean," you begin awkwardly, "yeahhhh, sure, this was all a ruse to get you to play with my hair!"

He chuckles. "And you're a terrible liar as well. Whatever would you do without me?"

Affectionately, he gives you a quick peck of a kiss upon your cheek. Pun definitely intended.

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Lyrics by Tommy Dorsey's Street of Dreams 01:25

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Po offering the guy who killed his parents and was thought at the time to have genocided all the pandas a second chance to change and heal but not offering the same to Tai Lung keeps me up at night.

[sealhaus]

I think it’s very funny that I picked the most mentally ill creature as my emotional regulation coping mechanism bird

[shadowtoons]

Here ya go! @emononbinarybat

[moonsnightowl]

In case you haven't seen something adorable today, here is Gary being so proud of his "Kung Fu sounds"

[swk-mac]

Happy New Year everyone!! <3<3

I love Lord Shen from kfp and you know, he's the son of the peacocks who invented fireworks, and ofc will know how to make them and stuff, while Wukong is the one who loves to see them, so I think this was a perfect opportunity to make a crossover with my two fav characters of all time

[dracocheesecake]

[cutechickdgaming]

It's 1 in the morning and I've been watching so many Captain Underpants memes (while drawing pretty Blazikens), that I've been wondering if Lord Shen can mass produce 3D Hypno Rings because he has a whole factory and can probably work with plastic (bro's so big brained, he might as well make plastic in his time).

maybe he can amass an army of Captain Blunderpants to commit atrocities

[cyndalyssa]

Saw this on a YouTube short thumbnail yesterday and

Yes, that demonic looking bird standing among fire and holding a sharp weapon is totally a baby.

[crow-with-a-knife]

Red and white themed characters with knives are my gender

[3uphor7a]

Why is it lowkey hard to write a poem using my native language

Anyways here's a poem (that was originally in filo but translated into english) about the chameleon and that ghost-white peacock (Lord shen)

T:Bulaklak ng Buwan (Moonflower/Flower that belongs to the moon)

I long for you to realize- That I love your flowers.

And for the new petals growing, as it blooms

coincidentally as I pass the ground.

You chose the moon, even if it is in the day is when your supposed to bloom.

As dusk falls, walking towards your garden, the sky cried.

As it touches my skin, it didn't hurt as much.

And it told me: "I will be engaged to the sun."

"It pained me more than when I thought the sky was raining hail!"

I do, still, love her. So I will object.

"I'll help you escape this edgy prison,

I will, once more, untangle the problem,

And our favorite garden, we will once more visit."

Meaning #

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The title is also reffering to the actual moonflower that blooms quickly in the evening, and if i remember correctly, i think it was dawn. As a metaphor to chameleon, the moon as shen, the sun as an original male oc.

[cattonicdragon]

Finally someone who also adds viggo and the troll hunters villains.

Anways so true bestie dreamworks>>

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks villains are superior.

[sealhaus]

*does this at you*

Afternoon, cheese-bags

I’m gonna keep my intro short because I’ve been neglecting to make one, so here we go.

My name is Apophis (usually shortened to Apep), I use they/them pronouns, and I’m a multimedia artist studying illustration at CCS, in Detroit.

I’m a jack of all trades, but I mostly make mixed media comics, art dolls, and digital art.

Lord Shen and Kung fu panda as a whole have been my special interest for a very very long time, (and let’s face it if you’re here you’re either here for that or my No Evil fanart) so a lot of my work is focused on that and my ocs but I have a lot of other interests that kind of cycle around.

I’m relatively new to tumblr but I already think I’m gonna like it here.

(Heads up this little freak shows up a lot ⬇️)