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This. Is. So. Fucking. Cute

i think creepers are herbivores who get their chloroplasts by eating plants and then photosynthesize by themselves. like sea slugs

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Does anyone know where Tim Cook lives? I‘m just asking for a friend…

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/society-equity/congo-files-criminal-complaints-against-apple-europe-over-conflict-minerals-2024-12-17/

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and while we're on the subject of luigi mangione, FREE NATHAN MAHONEY (who alledgedly* stabbed his company's ceo during a meeting)! the reason you may not have heard this name is because the police clearly do not want to make the same mistake they did with Mangione by allowing him to become a symbol. let's show our support for Nathan Mahoney, who looks exactly how he should in his mugshot— proud of himself

edit: the stabbed was the company’s president* not ceo, and the company (Anderson Express) manufactures vehicles for the US military

edit 2: to add on, the US military at this time sends much of its supplies to apartheid Israel in the genocide and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from their country. this company was indirectly but most certainly harming and killing Palestinians.

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This has got to be the most ridiculous thing he ever tried to do. The rulebooks are literally in the public domain! Anything people don’t like will not be used.

Buying Hasbro to „de-woke“ DnD would only hurt the capitalisation on the game. Anti woke DnD books would sell significantly less than the ones that are already out there and fully available online. Officially licensed products from WotC too. New games similar to Baldur‘s Gate would probably steer away from using officially licensed stuff like the forgotten realms or mind flayers or stuff like that if that meant that a Musk controlled Hasbro would interfere in the „woke“ aspects of the games.

And all of that’s not to mention what mylittkesecrethaven wrote. That Musk can’t interfere in people’s private games. Queer people will always find safe havens in DnD because wether a game is safe or not was never a matter of rules. It has always been a matter of the people you play it with.

Oh Shit What If The Muskrat Gets DnD?

Did y'all hear about that?

He wants to buy Hasbro because of DnD.

I think it's cause he's upset that it's super inclusive and you can customize the gender and sexuality of your character.

(the blasphemy, i know)

But like.....

What's he gonna do?

Change the fucking rules?

Has he heard of homebrew?

Anyway, not sure if that's the exact reason, but I think it is anyway.

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I want to live in a timeline where Cobras hug each other using their hoods. That’d be so goddamn cute

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

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Ok

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„ikh gey mit dir“ makes it even funnier. Because it means „I‘m going with you“ which can mean the same thing as „we‘re dating“, but if „gey“ was indeed „gay“, it’d mean (in a very crooked way and entirely against grammar) „I‘m gay with you“

gay af to speak yiddish. “ikh gey” you gay what??

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We gotta thank Elon for fabricating the perfect car bomb

Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

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This is the kind of story that hits on a different level. Not only because this is about a real human being, but also because this was found while going through the stuff this person left behind. As was said in the video, it gives the impression of some part of the person still living there as a ghost.

@stvksn on ig

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Wait is that a real image of a microorganism? That’s so cool. I need to get one of those under my microscope somehow

Tiny ref for O'nekataniel (name meaning 'Great white one in craeumlic) one of the protags of Godpox alongside Ser-law-kauléth that still needs a ref, desesperately

One of the many macrophages (or Great swallow wings as they are called) in the body, O'nekataniel teams up with a virus she was meant to destroy to aid her in a fight against a cancer cell

yes, back paws are meant to be a bit bigger (they mostly walk on two) but i dont think i translated it well

explaining a bit the 'cell' anatomy in godpox

The cells are all living beings inside the space leviathan that are actively working to keep it alive, different from other organisms who are inside Tikíkí merely to breed and colonize

Cells are often referred to as 'Wardens' or 'True angels', though wardens is usually reserved for the cells of the immune system

while I'm explaining a bit of the anatomy of a warden/immune cell, keep in mind these can be applied to other organisms too

Orange: this is the 'Gene sac' the gene sac contains all the genetic information of an individual, unlike other life forms, angelical beings cells do not have nuclei, a specialized organ is used to produce all the protein that the body needs, this may sound like an optimzation nightmare, but keep in mind that these things are not meant to live for more than days. The cells of wardens are not specialized, rather they are extremely receptive to outside information, the gene sac continously provides information to all the cells for them to act a certain way, it knows how many cells it needs to do x task and momentarily cells can be easily reprogrammed to do something else, this means that they can change fairly easily, these entraces on their sides are meant for other wardens to transmit informations. These informations are read by the gene sac which them is transcripted to the body, unfortunately this can be taken over by bad actors, and its how virus can hijack a warden.

Yellow: the digestive tract of a warden, it runs through the gene sac so that useful proteins and other chemicals can be used, if not, they're stored in the golgi complex

Purple: golgi complex, stores proteins produced by the gene sac and captured by the digestive tract

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THIS! This! Peacock Aarakocra achieved!

NAME : Rhua

AGE : 10 ans

GENDER : nonbinary (any pronounce but mostly he/him)

SEXUALITY : gay

ALIGNMENT : chaotic good

CLASS : Bard

BACKGROUND : entertainer (artist)

SPECIES : peacock aarakocra

HEIGHT : 1m60

VOICE CLAIM : Sam Smith

BACKSTORY : They used to be a simple musicien but got interested in being a Bard, they enjoyed fun party and providing good vibes with his music skills. With the money she got for their work he was able to afford magic prosthetic legs. Have rivalry with his younger brother who felt like he's always in the shadow of his big sibling.

OLD DESIGN :

(much better)