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It’s eldritch horror beyond human comprehension…

But it has such a cute faceee!! Awwww! I wanna cuddle it! No amount of eyes is too much when you have a face like that

All Seeing Axolotl

Remember when I said I wouldn't draw anymore blursed axolotls? I lied.

Part of my blursed axolotl series, because I guess it's a series now...

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The beginning of „You make me feel like it’s Halloween“ by Muse

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Must… resist..

Nah fuck it

I guess shrooms are sexy now.

Yidra, the Incandescent Troubler, Mother of Gloom and Madness 🌹💜 #dnd #homebrew #ttrpg

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froh

frog

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Americans truly are the best at killing Americans.

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That’s… not entirely correct. Peaceful protests work, but that’s only if they turn into general strikes. The working class always has the power to demand everything it wants. Because we make the shit they sell. We make the shit everybody needs. Without the workers, nothing works.

The working class must realize that fact and organise itself to be able to fight the bourgeois as one.

Remember: we are more than them

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„Pact of the Glock“ and it’s just a confused guy in hawaii shirt and bermuda shorts wondering how the fuck he ended up here.

This is so funny. I was not expecting this. This is probably the only isekai story I would watch voluntarily: florida man sucked up by a hurricane, magically transported to the forgotten realms with only his clothes on and a gun in his hand. Everyone thinks he’s a warlock who lost his mind from the pact, but it’s literally just a guy wondering how he ended up here

People be like: Oh, Glock… not sure I heard about THAT demon before

unusual warlock pacts <3

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Girlboss Feminism is stupid. By its logic Georgia Meloni and Alice Weidel (leader and chancellor candidate of the German far right AfD-Party) would be praised as Inspirational female leaders.

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This. Is. So. Fucking. Cute

i think creepers are herbivores who get their chloroplasts by eating plants and then photosynthesize by themselves. like sea slugs

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Does anyone know where Tim Cook lives? I‘m just asking for a friend…

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/society-equity/congo-files-criminal-complaints-against-apple-europe-over-conflict-minerals-2024-12-17/

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and while we're on the subject of luigi mangione, FREE NATHAN MAHONEY (who alledgedly* stabbed his company's ceo during a meeting)! the reason you may not have heard this name is because the police clearly do not want to make the same mistake they did with Mangione by allowing him to become a symbol. let's show our support for Nathan Mahoney, who looks exactly how he should in his mugshot— proud of himself

edit: the stabbed was the company’s president* not ceo, and the company (Anderson Express) manufactures vehicles for the US military

edit 2: to add on, the US military at this time sends much of its supplies to apartheid Israel in the genocide and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from their country. this company was indirectly but most certainly harming and killing Palestinians.

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This has got to be the most ridiculous thing he ever tried to do. The rulebooks are literally in the public domain! Anything people don’t like will not be used.

Buying Hasbro to „de-woke“ DnD would only hurt the capitalisation on the game. Anti woke DnD books would sell significantly less than the ones that are already out there and fully available online. Officially licensed products from WotC too. New games similar to Baldur‘s Gate would probably steer away from using officially licensed stuff like the forgotten realms or mind flayers or stuff like that if that meant that a Musk controlled Hasbro would interfere in the „woke“ aspects of the games.

And all of that’s not to mention what mylittkesecrethaven wrote. That Musk can’t interfere in people’s private games. Queer people will always find safe havens in DnD because wether a game is safe or not was never a matter of rules. It has always been a matter of the people you play it with.

Oh Shit What If The Muskrat Gets DnD?

Did y'all hear about that?

He wants to buy Hasbro because of DnD.

I think it's cause he's upset that it's super inclusive and you can customize the gender and sexuality of your character.

(the blasphemy, i know)

But like.....

What's he gonna do?

Change the fucking rules?

Has he heard of homebrew?

Anyway, not sure if that's the exact reason, but I think it is anyway.

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I want to live in a timeline where Cobras hug each other using their hoods. That’d be so goddamn cute

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

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Ok

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