#that ain't my girl Harding

[parachutingkitten]

well... it's different...

and what in the actual world is going on with her mouth here???

what is this?

why does she now have wings on her face?

[thebirdandhersong]

but you know! bullet dodged! it's almost enough to put a girl off romance for the rest of the year but heck if I care enough at this point! I've literally run out of emotional energy. the past five months have been such a rollercoaster that I just don't have the energy to keep being upset :-)

[krysmcscience]

Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD

They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.

Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c

In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c

[kuromi-hoemie]

why is it always the forbidden fruit that entices me the most (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

[assmaster-8000]

why don't clothes fit me the way they do on a skinny cis guy (<- isn't a skinny cis guy)

[sbd-laytall]

Yellowjackets | 1.09 | "Doomcoming"

[this-is-chaos-magick]

mcu wend–[gunshots] bu-[knife slashing]

I can't take people who calls mcu Wanda...."Wendy" seriously...like come on it's 2024 and almost 2025..I thought we leave that shit in 2021😭

[springs-hurts]

I was feeling bored so I decided to search all good fantasies with excessive romance and then dumped all of them into a blackhole. Nope babe, ain't gonna read same ol one boy one girl making out, while world is falling all around them, now, if it'd tragic then I'm all in!

No but honestly tho, there are so many old epic fantasy series I wanna read, instead I'm just putting all of them in a blackhole(name of my Goodreads "not gonna read" section lmao) mainly because of romance factor. I'm so so fucking tired of seeing same old shiz. I'm sick of romantic love.

[judasgot-it]

Apparently making sex jokes makes people think you want to have sex with them. what happened to platonic sex jokes?

[boilingheart]

i've done nothing but get lae'zel's disapproval, piss her off, and only occasionally impressed her via my own dumbassery and she STILL wants to fuck me. i'm a god amongst men.

[sqeedledob]

favorite writing trope to see in others' writing?

SLOW BURN. I hate rushed relationships and to some degree pre-established relationships to the point I'm considering having Jaxthena's ship be done on screen instead of off screen.

However Maipress is like a multi book long level of slow burn so I'm like kebhkjbenlk need to balance it WAAAAHHHH

And then MiNeo is also a bit of a slowburn so I'm like...

f u ck

I can't do it for them all!!!!! I just love seeing relationships develop instead of like "they kiss and everything is great, but oh no! they are now separated and one is brainwashed! Gasp! A love triangle!"

[dragonanne]

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[sandpapersnowman]

been slowly radicalizing my boss. started at the bottom with "girl you can't clock out and keep working that's insane" and now we're here at "I'll write up a script for you to demand us both yearly raises"

[sugubear]

thinking of dilf!toji who tells you he doesn't want any more kids whilst he's balls deep in your pussy.

“look at yer sloppy cunt drooling all over my dick," toji groans lowly from above you, the pads of his fingers giving your swollen, aching clit a harsh smack. "you wanna take my cum, baby?"

after having megumi, toji swore to himself that he would never have any more kids. he's been through it once too many times; sleepless nights and fussy cries. at least that's what he tells you. but fuuuuck is his dick telling you something else.

he has you in a nasty mating press. his thrusts are unrelenting and rough, the tip of his cock kissing your cervix as he brutally fucks you deep into the mattress. his slick covered fingers come up and squish your cheeks, causing your glossy lips to smack together into a slobbering pout. "answer me, girl."

"mmph! yes— toooji!" your cunt greedily swallows his mean, mean cock, stretching to accommodate his overwhelming size. you can feel the calluses on his fingers as he teasingly drags his hand down your throat, squeezing it enough for you to let out a mewl, before his other hand is groping your chest and he uses his nails to trace around your puffy nipples.

"look so fuckin' pretty like this... too bad you ain't takin my cum, huh?"

toji can't help the arrogant smirk that tugs at his scarred lips at the sight of you writhing and crying beneath him when he stills with a wet squelch. the sight of your dazed eyes and the fat globs of tears clinging to your lashes makes his already hard cock throb inside of you, nudging your sensitive gummy walls. his large hands grab the back of your thighs and he leans over you, forcing them further apart and into a wide 'v' shape.

"hear that? think she's beggin' for me to fill her up," he delivers a punishing slap to the globe of your ass. "nasty girl."

despite his earlier words and promised thoughts, more often than not, he finds himself imagining what you'd look like with your tummy round and swollen. the thought only stirs his cock more and his hips are slamming into you once again, penetrating your sopping wet cunt that's already eagerly sucking him in.

another kid couldn't hurt, right?

[themacabrebarbie]

tag drop 3 !

[beautifullychaoticworld-blog]

if my college crush gets married to his current girlfriend I will be so devastated... I was really hoping they'd break up and she'd realize he cheated her (with me behind her back) but right now they are engaged... even the pandemic didn't separate them so I'm a bit disappointed... I really don't want this happening. Staying off social media because I'm getting jealous and writing bullshit all the time too...