#that ain't my girl Harding

[thebirdandhersong]

but you know! bullet dodged! it's almost enough to put a girl off romance for the rest of the year but heck if I care enough at this point! I've literally run out of emotional energy. the past five months have been such a rollercoaster that I just don't have the energy to keep being upset :-)

[krysmcscience]

Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD

They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.

Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c

In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c

[kuromi-hoemie]

why is it always the forbidden fruit that entices me the most (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

[assmaster-8000]

why don't clothes fit me the way they do on a skinny cis guy (<- isn't a skinny cis guy)

[sbd-laytall]

Yellowjackets | 1.09 | "Doomcoming"

[this-is-chaos-magick]

mcu wend–[gunshots] bu-[knife slashing]

I can't take people who calls mcu Wanda...."Wendy" seriously...like come on it's 2024 and almost 2025..I thought we leave that shit in 2021😭

[springs-hurts]

I was feeling bored so I decided to search all good fantasies with excessive romance and then dumped all of them into a blackhole. Nope babe, ain't gonna read same ol one boy one girl making out, while world is falling all around them, now, if it'd tragic then I'm all in!

No but honestly tho, there are so many old epic fantasy series I wanna read, instead I'm just putting all of them in a blackhole(name of my Goodreads "not gonna read" section lmao) mainly because of romance factor. I'm so so fucking tired of seeing same old shiz. I'm sick of romantic love.

[judasgot-it]

Apparently making sex jokes makes people think you want to have sex with them. what happened to platonic sex jokes?

[boilingheart]

i've done nothing but get lae'zel's disapproval, piss her off, and only occasionally impressed her via my own dumbassery and she STILL wants to fuck me. i'm a god amongst men.

[sqeedledob]

favorite writing trope to see in others' writing?

SLOW BURN. I hate rushed relationships and to some degree pre-established relationships to the point I'm considering having Jaxthena's ship be done on screen instead of off screen.

However Maipress is like a multi book long level of slow burn so I'm like kebhkjbenlk need to balance it WAAAAHHHH

And then MiNeo is also a bit of a slowburn so I'm like...

f u ck

I can't do it for them all!!!!! I just love seeing relationships develop instead of like "they kiss and everything is great, but oh no! they are now separated and one is brainwashed! Gasp! A love triangle!"

[dragonanne]

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[sandpapersnowman]

been slowly radicalizing my boss. started at the bottom with "girl you can't clock out and keep working that's insane" and now we're here at "I'll write up a script for you to demand us both yearly raises"

[emdotcom]

transphobic people are a trip. Fucker, you call your roomba "Xander" & give it he/him pronouns -- are you really gonna pretend it's just sooooo hard to call my trans friend by his right damn name?

[themacabrebarbie]

tag drop 3 !

[beautifullychaoticworld-blog]

if my college crush gets married to his current girlfriend I will be so devastated... I was really hoping they'd break up and she'd realize he cheated her (with me behind her back) but right now they are engaged... even the pandemic didn't separate them so I'm a bit disappointed... I really don't want this happening. Staying off social media because I'm getting jealous and writing bullshit all the time too...

[specsthesecond]

Being a waitress/bottle girl at a club that caters to monsters.

While serving a table of orcs their drinks you hear whistling from behind you and turn towards the table of werewolves calling you over,

"C'mere Doll, why don't you spend some time with us? It'd be better than looking at those ugly green faces."

The rest of the table barks out laughter and all you do is look back at the table of orcs to gauge their reactions, just incase you have to call the bouncer to stop another brawl.

"Aw yeah cus your slobbering snout's much more attractive ain't it?"

One orc yells and the others hurl their chosen insults across the table as well. The werewolves grumble and snarl insults back and you just stand in the middle of this, trying to think of an escape.

"Maybe she ain't at your table for a reason!"

One of the orcs claims boldly and all the other orcs voice their agreement while the wolves clearly disagree.

"Why don't we let the lady decide" A wolf with greying fur suggests with a smirk and both tables seem to agree on this being just a wonderful idea.

"Well love? Who's better then? Us or the mutts?"

"Aye! The real question is who can treat her better, isn't that right Doll?"

The attention of the two tables are now on you, waiting for your answer with baited breaths and half hard cocks probably.

"....I prefer minotaurs."

This deadpan response takes a few seconds to sink in before a chorus of disagreements and further arguing commences but you're already making your way towards the bar, you're sure they don't mind watching your tiny skirt bounce as you walk away.

That answer wasn't random, it's actually been the only thing you could think of all day. Your Minotaur coworkers cock reaching deep into your stomach while he pounds you into next week. You think that might be why so many customers have been extra forward with you today, they could probably smell the need on you.

You finally make it back to the bar, getting ready to end your shift and finally get some relief-

"You causing trouble?"

You whip around to see just the monster you were so desperate to see. He stands at the edge of the bar in his bouncer uniform, his sleeves hug his biceps very nicely and you nearly purr imagining what that arm would feel like around your throat. He gazes down at you with a knowing look.

"Me? Oh, I would never."

You look up at him and play with the collar of your shirt, successfully drawing his eyes to the generous amount of cleavage your uniform provides.

He huffs in amusement.

"They don't seem to think so."

He tilts his head and massive horns towards the two tables you just left where the occupants are all peering over one another to see the interaction between you and the bovine beast in front of you.

You scoff, take his arm and turn him around so that he's only focusing on you.

"I'm off. You're off in 15...maybe you could come by my place again....or something?"

You nervously bite your lip and he doesn't know why you're getting nervous.

You weren't nervous when you sent him that video of your stuffed cunt clenching around the Minotaur themed dildo you've had since before you were seeing eachother. You definitely weren't nervous when you sent him another video 6 hours ago of you stuffing said dildo into your perfect pussy in the employee bathrooms before slipping your tiny panties on over it, keeping the silicone deep in your cunt.

He pulls out his keys and leans down closer to you,

"Be ready when I get to the car."

You nearly squeal in excitement as you grab the keys and reach up to kiss his cheek. As you skip out the door to his car he looks back at the two tables just to revel a little in the disappointed grumbles and huffs emitting from the groups as they go back to their drinks.

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